The Sword Master God's Journey to Face Slapping

"The second question, there is a poem from ancient times, 'Red beans grow in the south, and spring comes and a few branches. I wish you would pick more, this thing is the most lovesick', red beans have a history of many years in the country of flowers, so please answer: Is red beans nutritious? What are the benefits of regular consumption? At least three correct answers are considered correct!"

After the canned herrings were taken away, the host immediately read out the second question that could be answered: "Ten seconds to think about it, and you can start answering after ten seconds!"

For this strange question, Xiao Shenghan's reaction was... Host, are you a single dog? You read a poem that is particularly touching and meaningful, expressing that red beans represent lovesickness, and then asked about the nutritional value of red beans and the benefits of regular consumption? What kind of magic operation is this?

If you want to ask such a down-to-earth question, don't use Wang Wei's "Red Beans" as the opening remarks! I don't know how disillusioned it is to interweave romance and reality like this! Xiao Shenghan had a hundred words to complain in his heart, but due to the social barriers of being a otaku, he couldn't say a word.

This question was finally answered correctly by Tong Yiyi, who was the first to answer. Among the people present, she was the only food blogger who could think of three benefits of eating red beans frequently at the fastest speed. After all, as a foodie, desserts are also indispensable. Tong Yiyi said that red bean cakes, red bean biscuits, red bean milk tea... She likes them all and has made them all by herself.

Like Nao Nao, Naitang was also led away from Tong Yiyi by the staff and asked to go to the central venue to search for treasure and find a paper box. In the open space of the two teams, there were only nine paper boxes on the ground. They might contain rewards, punishments, or they might be empty.

"Naitang, step on one with your paw." Tong Yiyi gestured to Naitang, who was standing in the middle at a loss, and taught it what to do. In fact, Tong Yiyi felt that she was still very comforted. Although Naitang was stupid and motionless, it was at least better than Nao Nao who was running wild everywhere.

With his head tilted, the Samoyed with an angelic smile completely ignored the old mother who had worked hard and taught him earnestly. After being confused for a while, Naitang, who was not led by anyone, woofed and threw the nine paper boxes at his feet to the side, and ran towards Xuanyuan.

Naitang lay down in front of Xuanyuan, wagged his tail flatteringly, and woofed, and then he stayed beside Xuanyuan without moving. No matter how enthusiastically Tong Yiyi called, he refused to move, as if he was standing still no matter what happened.

Tong Yiyi's face fell: "It's over, I also forgot to tell Chen Yun the answer and let him answer." At that time, fearing that Xiao Shenghan and his group would also think of the answer, Tong Yiyi didn't have time to think about anything and directly pressed the answer button. Only then could she regret it.

"Ahem, Naitang gave up the chance to draw. Let's move on to the next question." Seeing Samoyed Naitang and Husky Nao Nao lying together, and two of the three sled idiots reunited, the host couldn't help but laugh and announced the news, "The third question is..."

The third question, Chen Yun answered successfully. Parrot Acai picked a paper box and won a prize - a month's supply of high-end cat food. However, the question is, a bird draws the food of a cat that preys on birds, is this lucky or unlucky? In a way, although Acai doesn't eat cat food, he can bribe the cat with cat food!

The fourth question, Gao Le answered successfully. (Originally, he was going to tell Chen Yun the answer so that he could answer first, but seeing Xiaoxiao Muyu on the other side also wanted to press the answer light, Gao Le hurriedly pressed the answer button in a panic, and finally answered the question correctly)

The ragdoll cat Miaomiao was taken away from Gao Le by the staff, and then gently placed next to the eight paper boxes placed in the central open space. However, this voluptuous and graceful ragdoll cat just turned back and silently looked at the shit shoveling owner with its pure and ignorant blue glass-like eyes, with innocent and cute eyes.

Then... after looking at the shit shoveling owner, Miaomiao swaggered to the ground and began to roll every day. The fluffy white long hair was soft, rolling there to act cute, so cute that it made people's hearts soften.

But no matter how cute Miaomiao was, the place where it rolled was always half a meter away from the eight boxes. It seemed that it would not get closer no matter what, and it kept that distance and didn't get closer. It was really hard to say what to say.

Gao Le: "…………I know, Miaomiao gives up." The little girl said coldly, with a look of despair and pain that she had known for a long time. Life is so sad. She has long been accustomed to the cat's uncooperativeness and unreliability.

For the fifth question, it was finally Xiao Shenghan's turn to answer successfully, which was really gratifying. After answering the question correctly, Xuanyuan also got a chance to hunt for treasure. Xiao Shenghan bowed to the lazy cat master again and again, begging, pleading... all kinds of begging: "I don't ask you to find any treasure, just don't draw a punishment."

Raising his eyes and glancing at Xiao Shenghan lazily, Xuanyuan shook his beard in his pleading eyes, which was considered as an agreement. Avoiding the staff who tried to hug him, Xuanyuan jumped off the back of the husky and jumped to the open space in the middle.

After his round, golden vertical pupils scanned the boxes one by one, he quickly selected a target, walked slowly to one of the boxes, stretched out his front paws and patted it, indicating that this was the one he had chosen.

"Oh, Your Majesty has chosen a paper box very firmly and directly, and it seems that he is very confident in his choice!" The host looked at the British short blue cat patting the paper box with its front paws, and couldn't help but exclaimed, "Then let's see whether the cat's sixth sense is accurate or not. Teacher Xiao, please open the paper box."

After the selected paper box was taken away by the staff and handed to Xiao Shenghan, Xuanyuan did not choose to jump back to Naonao or Naitang's back to be the king of cats, but jumped lightly from the flat ground to the long table in front of Xiao Shenghan, staring at Xiao Shenghan with a pair of gilded vertical pupils, waiting for him to open the paper box.

"Your Majesty, you really didn't trick me, did you?" Seeing Xuanyuan so active, Xiao Shenghan felt a little nervous, fearing that he would draw out a lethal biological weapon like canned herring again, and couldn't help but lean over to Xuanyuan's ear and whispered a question.

Glancing at Xiao Shenghan, Xuanyuan swung his tail and blew it directly on Xiao Shenghan's arm. The corner of his eyes raised, clearly and clearly showing his contempt and disdain: "Meow." If he wants to trick you, he won't do it so obviously.

Besides, is he such a boring person? Really, if he continues to speculate maliciously, he will report it. Xuanyuan never thinks that he has any evil taste in liking to trick people. He doesn't, never. It's obviously because there are many people like Xiao Shenghan who like to make up their minds, so he seems to be a trickster.

Xiao Shenghan took a deep breath and bravely opened the paper box in front of him. He just believed that the cat master was really too lazy to torment him this time. In fact, Xiao Shenghan also felt that compared with the troublesome Nao Nao and the conceited Miao Miao who didn't like to move and ignored the master's words, His Majesty was already very obedient.

And he is also a cat demon, a cat demon! But His Majesty is still so obedient. At most, he doesn't let him hug or pet him, but he has never hurt his shit shoveling master. It's like this, what else is not satisfied, what more do you want?

After opening the paper box, there is no smell that can almost be compared to biological weapons. Xiao Shenghan was relieved immediately. Now he has the leisure to see what is in the box. When he took the box in his hand just now, he found it very light. Now he sees that there is only a piece of paper in it, of course it is very light.

"Super grand prize, a seven-day trip to Hawaii?" Xiao Shenghan read out the words written on the paper, and couldn't help but open his mouth in surprise, looking so surprised that he couldn't recover. Compared with the canned herrings and cat food that were drawn before, which were supplied for a month, this prize can really be regarded as a grand prize.

Xiaoxiao Muyu, Tong Yiyi, Gao Le and Chen Yun all sighed: "How lucky! Your Majesty is really amazing. He won the biggest prize in one go. It turns out that cats have very good intuition."

"Meow~~" Miaomiao called out tenderly. Is it saying that its intuition is very good? It is indeed the best, awesome ￣︶￣

Gao Le looked at Miaomiao who suddenly sat up and stared at him, and realized what it meant, and hurriedly said: "I'm not talking about you, don't be so proud."

Although the other four people envied him for winning this, however... Xiao Shenghan carefully looked at the information written on this grand prize and found that it was a single travel ticket, with round-trip air tickets, food and accommodation all included, and the treatment was really good. And the travel location is Hawaii. If you go to Hawaii for vacation in this cold winter, it feels good to think about it.

However... Xiao Shenghan stared at the travel ticket with a wooden face, a little speechless. Is it interesting for him, a otaku, to go out for a trip? If it was a two-person travel ticket, he still had an excuse to invite Tong Yiyi to join him, but if it was a solo trip, forget it. He was a homebody and didn't speak English well, so going abroad would be a complete hassle.

And if he went abroad for seven days, what would His Majesty do? Xiao Shenghan couldn't rest assured leaving his cat at home, and if he chose to take the cat with him on the trip, the check-in would be annoying, okay?

"If I don't go, can I redeem this rewarded travel ticket?" Xiao Shenghan, a petty citizen and pragmatist, asked what was in his heart. He really didn't want to travel alone, and traveling with a cat was even more troublesome than traveling alone.

The host smiled and said, "No. This is a reward from the program team, and it cannot be exchanged for money. Is it that Teacher Xiao is unhappy to have won such a big prize? I think this big prize should be much better than canned herrings. Teacher Xiao should thank His Majesty for winning this big prize for you."

Xiao Xiao Muyu, who won canned herrings: I feel like I was shot in the knee...

Tong Yiyi and Gao Le, who did not cooperate at all and gave up directly: ... We were also shot, we didn't even win canned herrings, it's simply amazing.

Xiao Shenghan wanted to say no thanks, but no matter the eyes of Tong Yiyi and the other four, or His Majesty, who was lying in front of him, staring at him with a pair of bright golden eyes and shining claws, he had to swallow his sad tears and said very sincerely: "Thank you, thank you very much."