The Thief Show: Start As Kaitou Kid!

The new book is on the shelves!

I am strict with self-discipline, and I took down Fengchu for myself, this shameful name.

Everyone knows that since the broadcast of The Richest Man in Tomatoes, the pair of crouching dragon and phoenix chick have been used through the ages!

After their historic turn!

This word originally came from "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", where Wolong refers to Zhuge Liang and Fengchu refers to Pang Tong.

These two men were top counselors during the Three Kingdoms period, and they were called a "dragon" and a "phoenix". The great hermit Sima Hui once praised and said: "Fulong and Fengchu, if they get one, they will be safe in the world." From this it spread.

In the movie, Wang Duoyu's goal is to waste his 500 million property, so he needs two "waste" to help him take care of the investment, hoping to spend the money as soon as possible, so in this movie, Wolong Fengchu means waste.

"I didn't expect that you two crouching dragons and phoenixes would come out of such a small elementary school!"

What was once considered a title of resourcefulness is now a derogatory term.

And me, Fengchu, because I can't do it, I have to endure the ridicule of my struggling friends every day.

At this moment, countless words of ambition flashed in my mind.

I don’t believe it if I don’t steam the steamed buns to fight for breath, so I can’t do it?

Although I was born in 8 months, the most important thing is to grow Qi and blood in the last two months of pregnancy in October, but I didn't grow any.

As a result, I don't have much strength. Although I run fast, I don't have much strength.

When I was in primary school, I couldn't even carry a 30 liter bucket.

When I was young, I watched the tall students in the class, who were strong and strong, carrying two buckets of water and running all over the ground.

I am really envious and jealous.

I still remember when I was a child, when I was still in the fifth grade of elementary school when I was a teenager.

The teacher asked us to change the water, and all the boys in the class ran out to play, leaving me alone.

At this time, I was very helpless. I had to stand up as a man and change a bucket of water for the class.

But I'm weak and weak, I really can't do it!

Although men can't say no, but I really have no energy!

"Little big brother, you can do it!"

"You are so handsome, it doesn't matter if you carry a bucket of water!"

"We will cheer for you!"

In the class, all the girls became my little fans in an instant.

(I am a bit handsome. I belong to the style of a little milk dog with delicate features. It is extremely lethal to girls of all ages. How handsome is he? Brave and mighty, invincible in the world, number one in the universe, lonely master, invulnerable to swords and guns, self-respecting, jade-faced gentleman, the benevolent is invincible, the brave has no fear, King Kong is not bad, wise and powerful, chivalrous and extraordinary, righteousness beyond the sky, ancient and modern, incomparable, modest and studious, Not ashamed to ask questions, smart, lively and lovely, warm to friends, go through fire and water with friends, never hesitate, stick to one's ribs, hail of bullets, go forward bravely, generous, shrewd, enjoy immortal blessings forever, live as long as the sky, never give up, never give up Impossible to beat, a hero among heroes, a dragon and a phoenix among men, affectionate and righteous, courageous and colorful, unparalleled in the world, cool and handsome, exemplary, honest and trustworthy, generous in conversation, personable, aggressive, noble, single aristocrat . , Highly talented, disdainful of all living beings, a master of the world, open and aboveboard, impartial and selfless, shocking the past and the present, the number one hero, great hero, great chivalrous master, as anxious as the wind, as quiet as the forest, as swift as the fire, as immovable as a mountain , Known as a pear blossom crushing a begonia, people gave him the nickname of the omnipotent jade-faced little flying dragon, the embodiment of handsomeness and wisdom, the blend of chivalry and benevolence, the predecessors are great heroes.)

(How handsome I am, just on the bus, a little loli played with a magic wand behind my back, she pointed at my back with the wand, I want to make you the most handsome man in the world. I After listening, I laughed, and when I turned around, I heard a scream, Mom, Mom, I can do magic!)

It is said that when I was born, a piece of auspicious cloud appeared in the north of the sky, gradually from far to near, and when it floated to the roof of my house, it turned into one word: Handsome!

Because I have never carried it before, and I don't know if I can do it myself,

I entered the water room with an empty bucket.

"Grandpa, let me change the water."

"Okay, take whatever you want."

I gave the empty bucket to the old man in the water room, expecting him to give me a look of expectation, but my hope was in vain.

Because in everyone's eyes, water resistance is a very simple matter with hands.

Is it really that simple?

I've never tried it and I don't know because I'm on the smaller side and have pale skin like I'm malnourished.

Therefore, the classmates in the class took good care of me, calling me little big brother, and not letting me fight the water.

This time, it was the first time in my life that I resisted water.

Can I?

I am curious and full of expectations.

Looking at the round bucket that was bigger than me, I felt a lot of pressure in my heart.

Fight!

In this way, I was anxious, and pressed my hands to the bucket.

To my surprise, I actually could.

Whoosh!

More than 30 catties of water were carried by me directly, drew a graceful arc in the air, and landed firmly on my immature shoulders.

At that moment, my heart was surging, and I actually did it!

I picked it up. At that time, the big bucket weighing more than 30 kilograms was a bucket that many adults could not carry.

I even picked it up, although it was a bit difficult, but it was not impossible to move.

I was in the fifth grade at the time, and the floor happened to be on the fifth floor.

I remember clearly that there are exactly 178 steps from the first floor to the fifth floor.

It took me ten minutes to walk up these 178 steps.

In this way, between the ringing of the class bell, I carried a heavy bucket of water and came to the top of the class.

I did it!

Since then, my life has undergone a transformation, and I am no longer the timid kid I was before.

I have become a person who dares to love and hate. When I meet a girl I like, I will confess my love.

What if it is possible?

In the end, it didn't work, and it was a bit uncomfortable. It was really strange!

How could such a handsome person like me not have a girlfriend?

At this time, I suddenly received a text message from the goddess. ,

It's a text message to borrow money!

[You may not believe it. After graduating from high school, I went to college. Because I was so good-looking, I was squeezed out by many people. Now besides work, my boss harassed me, female colleagues ran on me, and male colleagues also slandering me behind my back

I was depressed every day, very sad, suffered a lot, and even thought about suicide.

But when I was the most confused and most uncomfortable, I became obsessed with the Internet, especially a book called "The Thief Show: Play Kaitou Kid at the beginning", I really like reading this book!

This book brought me joy, and this book also allowed me to regain my self-confidence, allowing me to find the courage and self-confidence to survive.

I am very grateful to the author of this book, but the author of this book tried hard to update more than 100,000 words during the public period. His grades were very good, but the results fell a lot. The author said that he was miserable and could not hold on any longer.

I think he is very pitiful, I want to give him a reward, but I have no money, but I don't want this author to give up, I want him to work hard.

This author is called Qingguatang Fengchu. The characters in his works are flesh and blood. The stories he wrote made me understand what life is.

He will be on the shelves tomorrow, I really have no choice, so I came to you, can you lend me 100,000! I will definitely return it to you in the future! 】

I said, I am Qingguatang Fengchu!

The goddess thought I was teasing her, so I directly threw the author's backstage screenshot to her.

At that moment, the goddess was stunned. She never expected that it would affect her entire life, the Qingguatang Fengchu whom she had always respected and worshiped.

It turned out to be her former classmate, and even confessed to her, but she rejected him.

"You are actually Qingguatang Fengchu, I didn't expect that!"

"Hehe, my works have accompanied you all these years, which makes me very happy."

"Well, do you still like me? I think we can try."

"Well, I'm afraid you're going to be numbered!"

"It doesn't matter, you are so talented, I can always wait for you, I will wait for your little Phoenix!"

I want to say this just to prove that if others can do it, so can I, and so can you!

Don't be overwhelmed by the mountain of prejudice!

When we see this mountain, we should crush it with one punch.

Just like Vi in League of Legends, punch first, then ask questions while punching.

We are all capable, so why should others be better than me? Am I not from Earth?

Am I less than them.

No, I lack everything, but I have been suppressed by my psychological prejudice.

I keep instilling in myself, I can't, I really can't, it's too difficult.

In fact, many things in life can be improved through learning, by finding methods and then practicing them.

Those great gods also came step by step.

Although it is not ruled out that some people are geniuses, the first book is on the top list, the first book is ten thousand orders, and the first book makes money and makes their hands and feet weak.

You are all masters of Wanding, frequent visitors to the Tianbang, and you are peerless powerhouses who change the way of writing on the Internet with every gesture.

My little shrimp, must I be inferior to you?

hateful!

There seems to be a volcano roaring in my heart. At this moment, countless classic sentences appear in my mind!

"You don't owe me anything. I never force my friend to do what he doesn't want to do. I have my own principles. I don't want to be trampled under my feet for the rest of my life."

"I've been waiting for three years, just to wait for an opportunity. I want to fight for it. It's not to prove that I'm great. I want to tell everyone that I must get back what I lost."

"You have to do everything you can to protect your dreams. Those who laugh at your dreams are doomed to fail. They want to make you like them. I firmly believe that as long as I have a dream in my heart, I will be different. You are too."

I want to work hard, although my vision is very high now, I have a little disdain for the goddess of childhood.

However, I will still output beautiful works and influence generations of people.

I think that writing a book is a bridge that connects the author and the reader. I really hope that everyone can read it after I put it on the shelves.

Contribute that subscription for me, your subscription, is my biggest motivation.

I love you!

You are my sunshine, giving me hope for upward growth.

You are my dew that nourishes my thirsty earth.

You are my breeze, taking away the heavy fatigue and heat.

I love you, my readers, I love you dearly.

I just want to love you, love you, love you, love you all the time!

I love you, you are my greatest readers, I will try my best to write good works.

You are my infinite driving force, as long as you are there, there will be light in my darkness.

Please help me when I am on the shelves, give me a little flowers, subscriptions, monthly tickets, recommendation tickets, and rewards.

Anyway, I am not a picky eater, I want everything.

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