The Ultimate Student in the City

Taoist Gande wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. In his opinion, the elder brother was talking ironically, so he quickly responded with a loyal face: "One day is the elder brother, and the whole life is the elder brother, so I naturally want to follow behind the elder brother. , Wherever the elder brother goes, I will follow."

"Really?" Wang Zi looked at Taoist Qiande with a smile.

"If I have half a false statement, I will be struck by lightning, and I will die." Taoist Gande quickly raised his hand and made an oath.

"Boom..." There was a deafening muffled thunder.

"..." Daoist Gande was crazily trampled on by a large group of Cao Nima. Damn God, why are you so sorry for yourself?

"Well, Xiaosan, you didn't get struck to death by lightning, which proves that you really didn't lie. You really want to be my little brother." Wang Zi nodded in satisfaction and said.

Taoist Gande apologized, thinking that I want to be your uncle even more.

The secular name of Taoist Qiande is Yang San, so Wang Zi directly called Taoist Qiande Xiaosan. This title naturally made all the cells of Taoist Qiande twitch, and he really hated that person who had died for more than a thousand years Parents, they are too irresponsible to themselves, otherwise why would they give themselves such a nonsense name so casually?

"Little San, now you go out and help Eldest Brother find a basin, and you are helping Elder Brother boil some water, Elder Brother wants to soak his feet." Wang Zi looked at Taoist Qiande and said with a smile.

"..." Daoist Gande's heart was even more messy. He knew that this was revenge. It was his revenge for his intention to use snakes against him just now.

Then he wanted to cry, not to mention that it was pouring rain outside, what if he caught a cold in the rain?

And now it's in the wilderness, where did it come from? It seems that you can only cut a stump and hollow out the middle, or look for stones with grooves.

"Brother, I will only give you one hour. If I can't soak my feet after an hour, then you will lose the qualification to stay by my side as a younger brother. If you fall into your senior brother's hands again... um , I won’t just pass by again, I don’t know anything.” Wang Zi said with a smile.

"Brother, wait a moment, I can help you boil the water soon so that you can soak your feet comfortably." Taoist Gande's face changed drastically, and he quickly expressed his opinion.

Then, ignoring the thunder, lightning, and downpour outside, he rushed out in a flash.

"Damn it, you're the one who still wants to be my big brother?" Wang Zi looked at the hole, and the corners of his mouth curled up inexplicably.

...

"Ah, cut..." Looking at the downpour outside the cave, Li Zedao simply sneezed twice.

Li Zedao thought about it, and at the first thought, scolded him twice and caught a cold, and now he hit him twice, so someone was scolding him.

Li Zedao couldn't figure it out, he didn't steal, didn't grab, didn't harass, didn't spit anywhere, didn't defecate everywhere, even the waste paper towels that wiped his mouth would be thrown into the recyclable trash can... How could that be? Some people scold themselves so beastly?

Is it Zhao Duoer or Old Sun? Or, are they both scolding? After all, for them, I have a big light bulb with full brightness, which is the fire extinguisher of their passion, so they must hate me, right?

Li Zedao thought about it, and if he had a beautiful woman and a light bulb beside him, he would hate that light bulb very much.

Before the car was simply blown up by Shaoyang with a few bazookas, so they could only walk afterwards. Of course, the speed of walking was much faster than when driving, and they were not walking the route that the car took, but I took a shortcut directly, so that the time would be more than enough, so I didn't rush as much as when driving.

Along the way, Li Ze Daoquan regarded it as a trip to the mountains and rivers, and came to survive in the wild.

Elder Sun and Zhao Duoer seem to have come to a honeymoon on a walk-and-go hiking tour. Along the way, their hands are always tightly intertwined and unwilling to let go, and there are even more intimate and ambiguous gestures.

For example, Zhao Duoer secretly kissed Mrs. Sun. Mrs. Sun was a beast. When Li Zedao was not paying attention, Mrs. Zhao touched Zhao Duoer's chest and said righteously that there was an ant on it. Zhao Duoer said yes, yes, yes. There is another one on the other side, hurry up and take it away. The thing I am most afraid of is ants...

These two people had obviously walked out of the shadow of death of Shaoyang and Taiyin long ago.

Of course, Sun Lao and Zhao Duo'er didn't seem to be too sad about the death of these two people. This doesn't mean that they were ungrateful...at least they definitely didn't think they were such people.

It's because they have lived too long and seen too much life and death, so they have basically seen the life and death of other people apart from their own.

Seeing that the downpour was about to come, the three quickly found a cave and hid in it.

While muttering in his heart, Li Zedao looked back at Elder Sun and Zhao Duoer who were sitting snuggled together, and said with a smile: "Do you need me to go out and give you some independent space?"

"That's naturally the best." Zhao Duo'er glanced at Li Zedao and said, she was already used to being teased by him all the way along the way. Although I am used to it, I still want to beat him up very hard. If you don't beat him up, you will feel quite sorry for yourself, and you will feel that you have a tendency to be abused.

As soon as she saw Li Zedao, as soon as she heard his voice, Zhao Duo'er wanted to be brutal to him, one can imagine how cheap this person is.

"Oh, there is no humanity in the opposite sex." Li Zedao looked at Zhao Duo'er and said with emotion.

Zhao Duo'er leaned her head on Elder Sun's shoulder, pursed her lips and said with a smile: "Wait, I don't think we are friends, I really can't afford it. We are a cooperative relationship, you need the strength of me and the sun, and the power of me and the sun I need your help to go to another plane, and each takes what they need, that’s all. After we get to another plane, we will break up and never meet again.”

Li Zedao said with a smile: "I feel relieved when you say that, so I won't feel guilty."

"Guilty?" Zhao Duo'er thought for a while, is there such a word in this bastard's dictionary?

"Yeah, I was quite sorry because I became a light bulb, and I planned to go out in the heavy rain to find another place and leave this cave to you, but now..." Li Zedao stretched his body comfortably, and lay down straight , "I'm sleeping, call me when I'm leaving."

"..." Zhao Duo'er and Sun Lao looked at each other, they could see the muscles on the other's face twitching slightly, and they really wanted to beat him up.

This sudden heavy rain lasted for more than four hours before it gradually stopped.

Li Zedao, who didn't know if he was really asleep or pretended to be asleep, woke up the old general Sun, and the three of them walked out of the cave, intending to continue on their way.