The Ultimate Student in the City

"Get out, if you want to become a beast, just say so." Liu Li cursed with a smile, her eyes became hot as she looked at the evil god.

She knows the taste of the marrow, so she is quite looking forward to this kind of thing. And she probably knew that the evil god had another purpose for doing this. He wanted to see if he could take this opportunity to lure out that guy who came out of nowhere... Who can be sure that guy is not a voyeur?

"Oh, okay, Miss Liuli, I can't wait to turn into a beast now..." The evil god said very embarrassedly, like a little virgin who just fell in love.

But his hand was very kind, he stretched out his hand, grabbed Liuli's buttocks, and put the other hand in through Liuli's clothes, then looked back at Erha and said, "Oh , damn, what are you still doing? Why don't you get out and watch the door? Oh, if a fly flies out... oh, I'm willing to swear in the name of god, I will kill you and stew Meat."

So Erha immediately lay down flattered and rolled out of the cave.

As for the Tibetan Mastiff and Cerberus, they walked away.

"Get out" is Erha's patent, and they expressed neither envy nor envy nor hatred for it.

Soon, an exaggeratedly charming voice sounded in the cave. On the one hand, Liuli is not a person who likes to suppress his emotions. On the other hand, Liuli wanted to let the expert hear it, and see if he could be lured over. .

At the entrance of the cave, the three dogs were loyally guarding over there, unaffected by it at all.

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After rushing forward to a hill, Wang Zi stopped in front of a big tree. He looked back at Taoist Gande and said, "Okay, they can't find this place for now, and looking at this day, I'm afraid the heavy rain is about to come." Come, let's spend the night in that cave in a while."

"Cave?" Taoist Gande hesitated for a moment, and scanned around, but didn't see any caves.

Wang Zi pointed to the weed-covered mountain wall in front of him and said: "Go and push those weeds away, you should be able to see the entrance of the cave, and be careful, if my guess is right, then There are probably big guys resting in the cave."

"I see, brother." Taoist Gande walked up to the mountain wall suspiciously, thought for a while, picked up a long wooden stick from the ground and pushed the weeds away. The hole suddenly appeared in front of him.

I was really curious in my heart, this hole is so secret, how could my elder brother know? Could it be that he has lived in this place for a long time and is unusually familiar with it? He used to live in this cave?

At this moment, Taoist Gande frowned slightly, stomped his feet on the ground slightly, and retreated rapidly like lightning.

At the same time, a snake that was as thick as a thigh and three to four meters long jumped out all of a sudden, with its big mouth wide open, and bursts of ferocity were revealed in those round eyes.

python! There is actually a big boa constrictor entrenched in this cave!

The boa constrictor is not poisonous, but it is thick and long. It is the largest snake in the world, so its attack power is naturally terrifying.

This kind of snake is a stalking animal. When attacking its prey, the first step is to wrap around its upper body. The body of the python is very special, it can feel the heartbeat position of the prey, and it will use all its strength around the heartbeat. The tighter and tighter the entanglement, the tighter and tighter the entanglement, the prey's body cannot supply blood, nor can it absorb oxygen, strangle you alive, and then swallow you in one gulp.

Even the food swallowed by them will occasionally be spit out again by them, attacking the enemy like cannonballs.

Ordinary people see such a big snake, even if their legs are not frightened, they will immediately turn around and run away with a scream. Of course, they will basically become the python's dinner in the end.

But Taoist Gande was happy, and he even licked the uncontrollable saliva from the corner of his mouth, thinking that he could enjoy a good meal of snake meat tonight.

Taste snake is a favorite dish of Taoist Gande.

Of course, people are in the wilderness at this time, naturally there are not so many seasonings, but the grilled snake meat is also quite good, almost better than beggar's chicken.

The boa constrictor moved, and it opened its bloody mouth and ruthlessly rushed at the human being who disturbed its sweet dream. Of course, disturbing its sweet dream was just an excuse, its real purpose was to squat him down In this way, it can go without eating for several days.

Instead of retreating, Taoist Gande rushed forward, and slammed a stick towards the python's belly! Letting such a back-to-basics expert like the dignified No. 2 Gande Taoist in the world deal with such a big boa constrictor is like slaughtering a little chicken with a bull knife.

The ancients said: Hit a snake to hit seven inches. The seven inches here is naturally not the real seven inches, but a general term. After all, the specific position of the "seven inches" of each snake is still different, and the types of snakes are different in size and length. , then the position of "seven inches" is naturally different.

But it only needs to hit the abdomen, and the heart can be easily exploded, so the snake will definitely die.

Sure enough, after Taoist Gande slammed down with a stick, the big python's head hit the ground heavily, and the snake's body curled up a few times before it completely lost its movement.

"Brother, let's eat snake meat tonight." Taoist Gande looked back at Wang Zi and said.

Wang Zi looked at the snake on the ground, feeling a little disgusted: "I don't eat snake meat."

Daoist Gande was quite disappointed in his heart. He felt that the eldest brother really didn't know how to enjoy it, was too wasteful, and was too reckless. He didn't eat such a delicious thing.

"Besides, this is a national first-class protected animal. If you beat it to death, it is already a crime." Wang Zi said.

"..." Taoist Gande felt that the boss was too humorous.

"Throw the snake away, and you're hunting a pheasant back." Wang Zi looked at the snake on the ground with horror. He wasn't afraid of snakes, he just felt disgusted, and he hated this kind of squishy, ​​fishy-smelling thing very much.

For example, earthworms, he also feels disgusting, so he never uses them when fishing...

"I see, brother." Taoist Gande nodded. It seems that this guy of unknown origin is very afraid of snakes. Do you want to use snakes...

Wang Zi glanced at Taoist Gande with a smile. Taoist Gande still had a respectful expression on his face, but his heart was sweating coldly, and he really felt like standing naked in front of him.

It seems that this guy has seen through his tricks, and he can't help but want to keep him like a dog. This kind of emotion can't be concealed, it's wrong, and he needs to improve in the future.

At that moment, he dragged the dead snake far away, discarded it, and then caught two pheasants nearby, washed and peeled it clean, and then returned to the cave.

When he came back, Wang Zi had already cleared the weeds at the entrance of the cave, and he also lit a fire in the cave and made a pile of mud for roasting chicken.

Taoist Gande thinks that this eldest brother is very good in every way, but there is a little bit of dishonesty, for example, he always likes to give him chicken butts to eat.

At the same time, it started to rain outside.

Soon, the rain was getting heavier, the wind was howling, and the black clouds were rolling.

The rain was so dense that it was hard to see with the naked eye, and it was accompanied by muffled thunder after another.

If they hadn't found such a cave in time to protect them from wind and rain, they might have become drowned, or even struck by lightning?

Taoist Gande looked away from the rain curtain outside the cave and landed on the fire in front of him, and asked, "Brother, they are not looking for it, are they?"

"No." Wang Zi said while wrapping the pheasant in mud, "And after this rain, they will set off for Wuming Mountain and won't chase us any more."

Taoist Gande opened his mouth, after all, he didn't ask why, how do you know. After all, asking such a question made it appear that he was doubting his elder brother's judgment.

As Taoist Gande expected, when a delicious roast chicken was freshly baked, Wang Zi simply tore off the butt part of the chicken and threw it to Taoist Gande.

With tears in his eyes, Daoist Gande tore a small piece of meat off the chicken butt, thinking that the chicken butt was really fucking delicious.

"Brother, do you also want to reach another plane through the conveyor belt in Wuming Cave?" After swallowing the chicken, Taoist Gande asked eagerly at the chicken leg in Wang Zi's hand.

Chicken butt is so delicious, so chicken legs must be more delicious, right? If I asked my elder brother cryptically, saying that the chicken leg must be delicious, would my elder brother tear up a chicken leg and give it to him?

After thinking about it, Taoist Gande felt that he was thinking too much.

Wang Zi tore off a piece of meat from the chicken leg, and said vaguely, "Not necessarily."

"uncertain?"

"It's more accurate to say that the reason why I appeared in this place was to wait for someone." Wang Zi looked at Taoist Gande and smiled, revealing a mouthful of white teeth.

"I don't know who the elder brother is talking about?" Daoist Gande couldn't help swallowing as he looked at the half-torn chicken leg.

"My apprentice, Li Zedao." Wang Zi said.

"Oh, your apprentice Li Zedao... Li Zedao... Li Zedao?" Taoist Gande's eyes suddenly widened, and he couldn't believe what he heard.

"Well, the fool you told me before was performing poor acting skills in front of you, and the Li Zedao you were planning to cheat on him is my apprentice." Wang Zi looked at Taoist Gande and said casually.

"..." The muscles on Taoist Gande's face twitched wildly, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

"The apprentice is so stupid, and his skills are not so good. The master is naturally worried, so he has to come here ahead of time. Of course, it seems pretty good if I can go to another plane with my apprentice in the end." Wang Zi looked at Taoist Gande smiled, and the smile was quite weird.

"Besides, you don't have to follow me. You can leave at any time. I won't force anyone to be my younger brother." Wang Zi added.