The Ultimate Student in the City
Chapter 2133 Men's Bullshit
The little tortoise nodded slightly at Li Zedao, and glanced at Gongshu Linglong with cold eyes, and was too lazy to nod, which made Li Zedao believe again that the tortoise was probably indeed a female, otherwise why would he be a little bit weird after seeing Gongshu Linglong? No response?
The little turtle's round eyes fell on Li Zedao, looking like an expert, "Xiao Daozi..."
Xiaodaozi? Gongshu Linglong glanced at Li Zedao, and the muscles on his face twitched.
Seeing the muscles on Gongshu Linglong's face twitching, the muscles on Li Zedao's face were also twitching. He wanted to protest to the turtle but was worried about being slapped to death by the turtle's claws. He was really aggrieved.
You can call me by my name, you can call me a handsome guy, you can also call me the number one genius in God's Domain, you can also call me a teacher, but you call me Xiaodaozi... What kind of bullshit is this?
Isn't this the same as those eunuchs in the palace?
"The choice of the master of the bloodline was successful? It's not bad." The little tortoise looked so-so and nothing special.
not bad? The corners of Gongshu Linglong's mouth twitched, she was really powerless to complain, she firmly felt that even though this little turtle had the strength of a strong spirit mirror, it was really too pretentious.
Looking at the entire Divine Realm, who has the luck to get the pupil film? After getting the pupil membrane, who can successfully choose the master of the bloodline? In this regard, it is not an exaggeration for Li Zedao to say that he is the number one person in God's Domain for thousands of years.
But in the eyes of this tortoise, is it just not bad? Isn't this pretentious?
Gongshu Linglong thought to herself, if you weren't a tortoise, I'm afraid you would have taken this pupil membrane as your own?
"Thank you, Mr. Gui." Li Zedao bowed. I thought what you say is what it is, anyway, I can't resist.
"Other little Daoist, you must remember your oath." The little turtle said again, "You have sworn a poisonous oath, and once you get the pupil membrane, you will definitely kill that Baili Qingmu and avenge that kid Baili Jianyu Xuehen, otherwise you will be pierced by thousands of arrows, your soul will be scattered, and you will die a bad death."
"Uh..." Li Zedao paused again, his face turned weird, and he quickly said seriously, "Don't worry, Mr. Turtle, it's only natural."
When he swore the poisonous oath earlier, Li Zedao played tricks, but he didn't expect the turtle to mention it now, which made Li Zedao feel uneasy.
The little tortoise's round eyes turned around on Li Zedao's body: "Tsk tsk, why does Mr. Gui think that you are planning to break your oath, Xiao Daozi?"
Gongshu Linglong simply scoffed at the little turtle's doubts, if the opponent was not so weird and powerful, she would have passed by with a sword.
Who is my man? That's the maker of the future God's Domain rules, how could he break his promise?
"Master Gui, you're joking, how dare I break my oath?" Li Zedao looked aggrieved as if you misunderstood me, "If you break an oath, you will have to go through your heart with ten thousand arrows and die?"
I was really horrified in my heart, could it be that this little turtle was a roundworm in my stomach? How else would you know what you were thinking?
"Xiao Daozi, do you know what the most fake thing in this world is?" The little turtle asked such a question.
"A woman's mouth?" Gongshu Linglong thought. Isn't there such a saying in Shenyu? I would rather believe that there are no ghosts in this world than believe in a woman's mouth.
Gongshu Linglong sneered at these words, and really wanted to drag the guy who said those words out and beat him up.
I never tell lies.
The little turtle looked at Li Zedao with such contempt in his eyes: "It's bullshit spit out of a man's mouth."
"..." Li Zedao almost couldn't resist pulling out his sword and chopping up the damned turtle.
Gongshu Linglong was very depressed, how could this damned turtle slander her lover so much? When did the asshole talk shit? At most he is hiding something.
"So little girl, you can't even listen to the sweet words that Xiao Daozi said to you. They just said it to coax you into bed. Men don't have a good thing. They are all beasts that can only think with their lower body." Little Turtle Seeing Gongshu Linglong say this earnestly.
Gongshu Linglong paused, not knowing how to respond, so she could only respond with a stiff yet polite smile.
Of course, if it weren't for the fact that this little turtle's strength might not be inferior to that of the spirit fairy mirror, she would have passed by with a sword.
How dare you slander my lover like that? court death!
Li Zedao was upset about this, if he wasn't in God's Domain now, he would have gone to court to sue a turtle for slandering his reputation.
"Mr. Gui is joking. I have been entrusted by others, and it is a matter of loyalty. Since I have obtained the golden pupil and even succeeded in choosing the master of the bloodline, I will do my best to kill that Baili Qingmu who killed Senior Baili Jianyu. Avenge Senior Baili Jianyu!" Li Zedao said seriously.
"Xiao Daozi, are you male?" the little turtle asked.
"...I'm a man." Li Zedao almost couldn't hold back and took off his pants to let the turtle check it out.
"Since it's your father's, Mr. Gui doesn't believe your words." The little turtle raised his head proudly, and said it as a matter of course.
Li Zedao ran past millions of grass mud horses in a mighty heart, so he didn't spit out a big mouthful of blood.
"Well, from now on, Mr. Turtle will be by your side to supervise you, Xiaodaozi, until you kill that piece of shit Baili Aoki." The little tortoise had an expression that Mr. Turtle's idea was really good, "This It can be regarded as living up to the boy Baili Jianyu in the past, crying and begging Mr. Gui for help with his nose and tears."
"..." The muscles on Li Zedao's face were twitching, and the uneasiness in his heart turned into reality.
"What? You don't want Mr. Turtle to be with you anymore? Do you believe that Mr. Turtle slapped you to death?" The little turtle stared.
"...I was so excited that I forgot to respond for a while." Li Zedao hurriedly bowed, "Master Gui is willing to follow me, I am really flattered!"
"Hmph, it's not too bad." The little tortoise snorted arrogantly, stretched out its claws and waved it impatiently, "Okay, you guys wait for me outside now, Mr. Turtle, I want to take a shower and change clothes, and I'll pack my things by the way. "
Li Zedao and Gongshu Linglong looked at each other, and both could see the other's twitching face that was unconscious.
Shower and change clothes? Could it be possible to change a tortoise shell?
The two could only bow to the tortoise, enter the water tank, pass through the channel, return to the deep pool, and then return to the valley.
"Really let that tortoise follow you?" Gongshu Linglong lowered her voice for fear of being heard by the weird tortoise.
"You can't resist, can you?" Li Zedao smiled wryly.
After coming to God's Domain, the first thing Li Zedao learned was that since you can't resist, you should learn to enjoy it, and be at ease when you come.
The reason is very simple, but it is naturally extremely difficult to do.
So even though Li Zedao's mentality is already very good, he still scolds mmb in his heart from time to time.
Gongshu Linglong bit her lips with her white teeth, aggrieved and helpless, if that turtle followed, how could she kiss the bastard and do such a shameful thing?
It's not impossible to do it, just worry about you, a mature turtle peeping!
Gongshu Linglong's heart is full of resentment, this damned turtle!
"Also, do you think it was that little... oh, Master Gui did it?" Li Zedao frowned, feeling more and more that the possibility was extremely high.
One must know that Immortal Changsheng is the dean of Buzhou Academy after all, and since he wants to sit in Buzhou Academy, he should not leave easily, so the only doubtful thing is this mysterious tortoise.
Gongshu Linglong's eyes widened slightly, and he had to admit that Li Zedao's suspicion was right. In this way, if the little tortoise followed, it would be equivalent to having a strong man of the fairy mirror by his side to protect Li Zedao's safety.
How unimaginable it is to have a strong fairy mirror act as his bodyguard, let alone that strong fairy mirror who took the initiative to act as this bodyguard.
For a while, Gongshu Linglong wasn't so repulsed by this little turtle. Of course, it would be even better if it didn't peep.
At this moment, the little turtle's extremely haughty voice came from behind: "Nonsense, in this damn place, who else can save you except Mr. Turtle? It's good if you don't swallow you in one bite."
Li Zedao's heart skipped a beat when he heard the words. It really was the tortoise who made the move. It seems that his guess was right. This mysterious tortoise really has the power of a fairy mirror.
It's just that I don't know why, and I'm huddled in that pool of water.
Now I don't know why, and I plan to leave.
From Li Zedao's point of view, the so-called supervision of you killing Baili Qingmu is nothing more than an excuse for the little turtle.
Wouldn't it be because of his own appearance? Or did you see your own potential?
In any case, with this turtle by his side, his life would be more secure.
"Thank you, Mr. Gui, for saving your life."
Li Zedao said quickly, turned around, his eyeballs were simply rounded, his mind roared violently, and he really couldn't believe what his eyes saw.
But the little tortoise had already floated there at some point. The strange thing was that its shell had turned golden. Under the sunlight, the golden light shone, making it look so high-end and elegant!
It's really... bathed and changed?
Gongshu Linglong's body paused for a moment, and there was an extremely strong look of surprise in his eyes.
Immediately, his eyes lit up. This little turtle with a golden shell is undoubtedly more eye-catching. I really want to take it back and put it in the tank as a pet. Having such a shining golden turtle as a pet makes others envious ah.
"But Xiao Daozi, aren't you too inferior? You can't match up to a mere piece of garbage in the quasi-spiritual realm? What's more embarrassing is that you still lost after taking ghost pills!" The little turtle shook his head, rather Disdainful, "If Master Gui hadn't made a timely move, your head would have been crushed and exploded."
Li Zedao sneered and didn't find any excuses. After all, he really couldn't beat him. Even after taking Shenwan, he still couldn't keep up with Mo Tianya's weird speed.
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