The Ultimate Student in the City
Chapter 2692 eat shit
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"Sister Tianmeng, so your real purpose is to make me eat shit, right?" Li Ze said with an expression that I had seen through your vicious plot.
Li Zedao thinks this woman is too much, everyone is already so familiar, even you have shamelessly taken my body away, and you still make such an excessive demand?
I'm going to really eat shit, you must have enough reasons not to let me kiss your little mouth in the future? So mean.
Tianmeng's expression was extremely playful, and the originally suppressed anger had been replaced by Shu Tan.
"Hey, what do you think?"
She knew that Xiao Daozi, who was extremely hypocritical, would definitely choose to eat shit.
People who are extremely hypocritical will not easily slap themselves in the face in front of others, and secretly fear that their face will be completely swollen.
"Aren't you afraid that I'll kiss you forcefully after eating shit?" Li Zedao looked at the extremely sexy red lips, couldn't help swallowing, and wanted to invade again.
This woman can always easily awaken the most primitive animal nature of a man.
Even though Li Zedao possessed extremely strong self-control ability, he couldn't help howling when facing this woman.
Aww...
Tianmeng's complexion remained unchanged, and she giggled and said, "Xiao Daozi, if you really do that kind of thing, I guarantee that you can only continue to exist in the form of a soul body! You have to believe it, in these four domains, except for sister , even the wisp of soul of Pangu can't make you have a physical body again!"
"Xiao Daozi, don't doubt what my sister said."
"What if you can't help but beg me to kiss you?" Li Zedao asked.
"You think too much." Tianmeng sneered, once again witnessing the shamelessness of this damned idiot.
Li Zedao hesitated for a long time, finally gritted his teeth, and said with a trace of cruelty in his eyes, "Sister Tianmeng, I can eat shit, but I have to choose whether to eat human shit or animal shit, otherwise ...Even if I lose my body from now on, I still want to kiss you!"
Tianmeng sneered: "If you want to eat your own shit, that's fine, but you have to eat it in front of your sister, the fresh one.
"
Li Zedao said with a look of suppressing nausea: "It must be bad to eat raw, right? Can I add some water to boil it?"
"up to you."
Tianmeng's complexion finally changed, the corners of her mouth twitched violently, and her scalp became numb.
From Tianmeng's point of view, Xiao Daozi said such words to disgust her, and she was indeed disgusted.
As for eating human shit or animal shit, it doesn't matter at all, as long as it's shit.
"In that case, then it's settled." Li Zedao took a deep breath, with determination in his eyes.
At this moment, his face was resolute, with a great halo on his body, a glorious and majestic posture that would give everything of himself for the bright future of Pan Guyu.
Tianmeng quickly closed her eyes, she really didn't want to see that hypocritical face, it would make her nauseous.
A few days later, in the Buzhou Mountains, at the entrance of the Nameless Cave.
Tianmeng's feet were still tightly bound by the hands that evolved from Pangu's soul strands. Not to mention his movements were restricted, even his cultivation was restrained.
She looked up at the starry sky, looked at the blood-red waning moon that seemed to be covered by a thin layer of gauze, and looked a bit hazy, the corner of her mouth turned slightly cold.
It seems that there has been no full moon for a long time, and the blood-red waning moon has also become dim, as if covered with a thin veil, which means that the confinement has cracked.
No wonder Xiao Daozi was in a hurry, he perfectly displayed his shamelessness without any lower limit, and even wanted to eat shit.
It's just Xiaodaozi, aren't you too whimsical?
How could you be an idiot to think that as long as my sister goes to Mortal Realm for a while, she will fall in love with that place thoroughly? Will there be a desire to protect?
If you say you are an idiot, you will protest if you are an idiot, right?
Li Zedao was not in the Wuming Cave at this time, he went deep into the Buzhou Mountains.
In his words, he was looking for beasts with better poop.
He said that he wanted to find a beast whose poop didn't smell so bad, bring it back, and then cook the poop that the beast just pooped in front of Tianmeng, and then eat it!
"Damn Xiaodaozi, it's disgusting!"
Thinking of some disgusting scene, Tian Mengxiu frowned slightly, her scalp began to tingle again, and quickly snuffed out that horrible scene.
But thinking of the shameless Xiao Daozi about to eat shit in front of her, her mood improved for no reason.
When the waning moon was about to disappear and the morning sun was about to fall on the entrance of the ignorance cave, Tianmeng looked up with a feeling in his heart.
Li Zedao's ghostly figure appeared in front of her.
Tianmeng thought that this damned idiot had finally returned, otherwise she would be scolding her mother.
She exists in the form of a powerful soul, without a body, and this damned sunlight is her greatest enemy.
Although it wasn't enough to kill her, it could make her extremely miserable, and even wish her soul would fly away.
But he saw that Li Zedao was still holding a cloth bag in his hand. There were things in the bag scurrying around and hissing in panic. Obviously, he had successfully caught a beast that he thought was not so unpalatable and came back. .
Tianmeng's pupils were extremely playful. Although it was extremely disgusting, his mood was extremely joyful. love you ebook
It's great to finally see Xiao Daozi eating shit!
"Sister Tianmeng, the sun is about to rise, let's go into the cave quickly, and I'll show you shit." Li Zedao looked at Tianmeng and said. Then I was disgusted by my own words.
The muscles on Tianmeng's face twitched uncontrollably, and she was extremely sick.
Under the control of the hands that tightly clasped her feet, Tianmeng's figure floated into the nameless cave uncontrollably.
Li Zedao took out an obviously frightened beast from the bag in front of Tianmeng.
The beast is small in size and looks a bit like a civet, with black and white fur. Those black eyes reveal panic, and it keeps timidly neighing, obviously frightened.
"Hehe, spirit fox."
Tianmeng recognized this poor little beast at a glance, with a playful face.
She felt that this spirit raccoon was really lucky, because it was about to give shit to a strong man in the spirit world.
It's just that Xiao Daozi has eaten the civet's shit? Or has he already tasted all the excrement of those beasts in advance, and finally thinks that only the excrement of the raccoon can be eaten?
Tianmeng was so disgusted, if her feet hadn't been tightly restrained by that damn hand, she would have stayed far away from Li Zedao, or she would have shot this disgusting bitch to death.
Li Zedao said with a smile: "This little guy's speed is too fast, and his body is so small. If he goes into any cave, he will immediately lose his track. It took me a lot of effort to capture him."
While speaking, Li Zedao took out a large cage made of branches that he had prepared in advance from the Sumeru Ring, and put the frightened spirit civet into it.
"Xiao Daozi, it seems that you have eaten the feces of the raccoon dog?" Tianmeng's face became even more playful.
Xiao Daozi naturally couldn't just catch any beast back, he would definitely catch the beast that he thought had the least smelly and disgusting shit.
Doesn't the raccoon's excrement stink?
Tianmeng said she was not sure, and she hadn't eaten it yet.
But judging by Xiao Daozi's posture, he must have eaten it.
Li Zedao grinned, revealing a mouthful of white teeth, with endless aftertaste: "I have."
"..." Even though Tianmeng was already prepared in her heart, she was almost disgusted to death by this answer.
"Is it delicious?" Tianmeng asked, holding back his nausea.
"It's delicious. You might want to eat it when I eat it." Li Zedao had a very enjoyable smile on his face.
"Xiao Daozi, you are disgusting!"
Li Zedao smiled mysteriously, and took out a bag from the Sumeru Ring, which contained unknown fruits.
He threw the fruit into the cage, and the terrified fox was immediately attracted by the sweet smell of the fruit, but because of fear, he didn't dare to approach it for a while.
After hesitating for a moment, it still couldn't resist the temptation of delicious food, approached it cautiously, and then swallowed it into its mouth in one gulp.
Li Zedao smiled, grabbed another handful of fruit and threw it in.
Under the lure of delicious food, Linghu's fear was completely eliminated, and he enjoyed the feast happily.
"This is?"
Tianmeng was a little curious, even though she had seen a lot, she couldn't recognize what kind of fruit it was.
Li Zedao looked at these fruits, his face was full of memories, and said: "In God's Domain, this is just an inconspicuous fruit. No one has discovered its role in the journey of pills, so it didn't even appear in "" In "Compendium of Plants and Trees", at most it is regarded as an unknown wild fruit that the fox likes very much."
"But in Mortal Realm, this kind of thing is grown in large quantities and is extremely popular. It also has a name called coffee fruit."
"Coffee fruit?" Tianmeng thought, what a strange name.
I have stayed in Mortal Realm for a long time, why haven't I heard of it?
"After this civet is full, let's sit and wait for it to shit."
The can't wait on Li Zedao's face, and the glint of anticipation bursting out of his eyes, made Tianmeng feel as if he had been struck by lightning, and it was really disgusting.
Li Zedao took out another copper pot from Xumijie, which was already half full of water.
He looked at Tianmeng affectionately and said: "Sister Tianmeng, I will cook Linghu's shit for you to drink then."
Tianmeng was extremely disgusted: "Get lost!"
Li Zedao laughed, and began to hum the song in a good mood, this time he didn't intentionally be tone-deaf.
Tianmeng, who just wanted to shut up the damned idiot, was slightly taken aback, thinking that although she had never heard such a strange so-called song, it seemed to be very pleasant to listen to.
He didn't tell Xiao Daozi to shut up.
When the fox was full, he was tired. His chubby body curled up and began to sleep.
"When it wakes up, it will start shitting." Li Zedao looked forward to it.
"roll!"
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