The Ultimate Student in the City

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While Linghu was sleeping, Li Zedao was not idle, but took out some wood and iron wires from the Sumeru Ring, and took out several knives, large and small.

Tian Meng wondered what Xiao Daozi was going to do, but she didn't bother to continue asking, for fear of disgusting herself.

Li Zedao was in a good mood, and while humming the familiar love songs, he began to carefully polish the wooden blocks.

Idle is idle, Li Zedao plans to make a guitar.

Only at this time, and only when he reached the current height, would Li Zedao dare to blatantly mess with such a thing that God's Domain didn't have at all.

Half a day later, while the raccoon was still sleeping and digesting the delicious food in his stomach, Li Zedao finished making the guitar.

After poking it a few times with his hands, the familiar melodious notes almost brought tears to Li Zedao's eyes.

How long has it been since I haven't smelled the breath of Mortal Realm?

He calculated carefully, and it has been eleven years and three days since he came to God's Domain... If the calculation is not wrong!

A lot of time later was spent unconsciously.

For example, when helping Tianmeng to refine the Lingyu Pill, or when repairing the colorful fence, or when looking for the sky-breaking ax in the ghost domain with Tianmeng.

"What's this?"

When Tianmeng heard the indescribable sound, she glanced at the guitar in Li Zedao's hand quite disdainfully, with an expression that I wasn't curious at all.

"In Mortal Realm, this kind of thing is called a guitar, and it is a must-have artifact for literary youths to pick up girls." Li Zedao briefly introduced.

The corner of Tianmeng's mouth twitched, why does Xiaodaozi open his mouth and shut up now, except for eating shit and picking up girls?

Could it be that when he was in Mortal Realm, besides eating shit, he picked up girls every day?

Li Zedao calmed down, fluttered the strings of the piano lightly, and hummed softly.

"The homeless people miss you, dear mother..."

Tian Meng was stunned for a moment, looked at Li Zedao's face, and sighed softly.

Xiaodaozi now,

Like a poor stray dog, no wonder he wants to go back to Mortal Realm so much.

After waking up, under the gaze of Li Zedao's expectant little eyes, it finally defecated in the corner of the cage.

Li Zedao was so excited that he clenched his hands into fists.

Tianmeng stared at it with wide eyes, but saw that the poop was grain by grain and looked hard. It seemed to be similar to the so-called coffee fruit it ate before, and it seemed that it didn't smell too disgusting.

Li Zedao's eyes lit up, pointing at the poop, he seemed a little incoherent: "Sister Tianmeng, I'm so fucking handsome... No, I mean, do you know how popular this kind of thing is in Mortal Realm?"

Tianmeng said coldly, "I don't know."

"That's your ignorance!"

"..."

Li Zedao's eyes gleamed, this is the most authentic cat poop coffee!

That's right, the spirit fox is actually the civet cat of the Mortal Realm. When Li Zedao participated in the hunting battle in the Buzhou Mountain Range, he accidentally discovered that there were wild coffee berries in the Buzhou Mountain Range, and even found the civet's trace.

At that time, I wanted to say that I had time to pick some coffee cherries and bake some coffee for myself.

It would be even better if you could catch a civet cat and let it produce the cat poop coffee for yourself.

It's just that a lot of things happened later, and this kind of trivial matter was left behind by Li Zedao.

When Tianmeng asked him to eat people or eat shit, Li Zedao secretly hated this woman for being too much and immediately thought of the civet cat, so he immediately said that of course eat shit, it must be shit, whoever doesn’t eat shit will be idiot!

Tian Meng looked at Li Zedao who was even licking his saliva in disgust. It was really hard to imagine that Xiao Daozi would show such eager eyes, as if what he was facing was really delicious food.

That's shit! Even if it doesn't smell too bad, it's shit!

Could it be that my guess is right, people in Mortal Domain are now popular to eat shit?

Li Zedao collected the cat feces as if he had found a treasure, looked back at Tianmeng and said, "Sister Tianmeng, can I wash it? Of course, in order to eliminate your doubts, I can wash it in front of your face." .”

"Washing poop? Can poop be cleaned after washing? Isn't it poop?"

Tianmeng's scalp was numb with nausea, and her back felt cold. She didn't know what to say, so she could only speak with difficulty: "Whatever."

She swore that if Xiao Daozi dared to touch her in the future, she would definitely beat him to death!

Li Zedao looked like a chef who was about to cook delicious food. While humming a song, he took out a copper basin in front of Tianmeng, put the cat feces in his hand into the basin, poured water and began to wash it.

Tianmeng was even more disgusted. She actually didn't want to see such a horrible scene of washing shit, but she couldn't help but stare at it. To put it bluntly, she was afraid that Xiao Daozi would mess with it and change the shit. fall in love with literature network

Li Zedao naturally didn't do anything, he washed seriously and happily, his eyes released an extremely hot light, like a hungry wolf seeing a lamb, a vulture seeing a rotten piece of meat, or a estrous day dreaming of seeing it. Clothes Xiaodaozi...

Anyway, that look was so terrifying that Tianmeng was so disgusted that his scalp went numb.

As time passed, Tianmeng's eyeballs opened wider and wider.

Because the cat feces was not completely diluted in the water as she thought, but the surface layer was diluted, and there were hard-looking things inside.

"The civet cat... oh, it's the spirit fox. We are used to calling it the civet cat in our Mortal Realm."

Li Zedao looked at Tianmeng with a weird expression and began to introduce with a smile, as if he was a knowledgeable scholar.

"The civet cat likes to eat the delicious and pulpy coffee fruit, but the hard core is the coffee bean, which cannot be digested at all, and will be patted out with the feces."

Li Zedao raised the coffee beans in his hand and put them in front of Tianmeng, and said with a smile, "Like this kind of coffee beans fermented by the stomach of a civet cat, it is particularly thick and mellow. It is not an exaggeration to say that it is the Rolls-Royce of coffee."

Tianmeng couldn't understand, it's just that her brain is not working well at this time, she is really disgusting.

"Damn Xiaodao, keep this thing away from me."

Li Zedao smiled, but he didn't dare to rub the coffee beans on Tianmeng's face like a prank, but withdrew his hand and continued to wash these coffee beans, which can be said to be quite precious.

He knew that if he dared to do this, it would be tantamount to challenging this woman's bottom line. With this woman's vengeful temperament, she would definitely retaliate wildly in the future.

It would be easy to find a chance to stuff shit into his mouth.

Looking at these coffee beans, Li Zedao felt something in his heart. He couldn't help but think of Antarctica, the woman who made his head sprout green shoots, and the handsome little nun who became obsessed with wanting to kill him and avenge her beloved man. .

That woman has a soft spot for cat poop coffee.

Thinking of the good or bad scenes in the past, Li Zedao found that his heart was so calm that he couldn't make any ripples. He didn't have the tingling feeling in the past, that kind of heartache that made him unable to breathe, That rage of being cheated on.

I even thought it was interesting.

Even if there is a chance to meet again, Li Zedao thinks that he should say politely: "Master, you are a bad omen."

It seems that she has completely let go of that woman, only as an experience worth recalling once in a while.

After cleaning the coffee beans rolled out of the civet cat's buttocks, Li Zedao rubbed his hands with his eyes shining, and quickly lit a fire with a copper pot on it, and dried the cleaned coffee beans Put it in the copper pot and start the simple baking.

"Are you... roasting shit?" Tian Meng muttered with difficulty.

She was so disgusted that she actually wanted to close her eyes, but she was worried that this shameless idiot would move her hands and feet, so she kept her eyes wide open.

Tianmeng didn't know that she had actually been attracted by Li Zedao's shocking actions, and the jerky and difficult words that Li Zedao uttered were like cat's paws, gently scratching Tianmeng. A heart full of exploration.

In the final analysis, although Tianmeng is equivalent to a god-like existence, she is also a human being in essence.

People are born with curiosity about the unknown world, which is why, Li Zedao intentionally baked coffee in front of Tianmeng, in order to completely arouse Tianmeng's curiosity and slightly eliminate her resistance to going to Mortal Realm.

"This is roasted coffee, which can fully stimulate the aroma of coffee."

Li Zedao was also stimulated by the word "roasted shit", and felt a little disgusted.

This woman is really ignorant, so rare.

"Of course, this kind of baking is definitely unscientific, but the conditions are simple, and I only know about it. I have never done it before, so I can only do this."

"However, this is the poop from the wildest civet cat. It is the most authentic cat poop coffee. It is not artificially raised, so even if the baking conditions are simple, the taste will definitely not be too bad."

Li Zedao looked at Tianmeng with a smile, like an old witch coaxing Snow White into eating a poisoned apple, and said in a seductive voice: "Sister Tianmeng, soon, the aroma of coffee will fill the entire Wuming Cave." , I promise, you will definitely like that taste by then."

"Get out!" Tianmeng was extremely disgusted.

"Crack! Crack..." A strange sound came from the copper pot.

"What is this movement?" Tian Meng frowned slightly as she looked at the copper pot.

She could already smell the weird smell that she had never smelled before in the air, but she had to admit that this smell seemed really nice.

At least, she doesn't reject it.

Roasted civet feces, it smells like this? It's really weird.

"This is the so-called first burst."

Like a tireless teacher, Li Zedao began to smear some traces on Tianmeng, which can be said to be quite white paper.

"One explosion?"

Li Zedao took a sip of the long-lost fragrance in the air, and began to show off his erudition and asked: "The so-called first crack is in the process of roasting coffee beans. When the temperature reaches 180-200 ° C, the coffee bean fiber tissue begins hardening, the bean core pressure cannot be discharged smoothly, and the internal pressure rises rapidly.”

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