The Ultimate Student in the City

“The Ultimate Student in the City ()”

Li Zedao continued to show off his knowledge: "Because of the rapid changes in the temperature, water content, and pressure of the coffee beans, the chemical reaction speed at this stage is accelerated, and the expansion of the coffee beans accelerates, resulting in the first burst..."

"Shut up!" Tianmeng was extremely irritable, the way she looked at Li Zedao was no different from looking at a dead person.

She already realized that her curiosity was completely aroused by Xiao Daozi, which made her feel angry and even more ashamed.

How could she become interested in what Xiao Daozi said so easily?

How could she have the slightest interest in this goddamn shit? How could she think that the smell of roasted shit is actually quite charming? This is ridiculous.

This is why Xiao Daozi forced her to go to Mortal Realm? He wanted to attract her with all kinds of new things that he hadn't heard or seen before, so that she would fall in love with Mortal Realm, become obsessed with Mortal Realm, and in the end, he couldn't bear to destroy or even want to protect it?

Li Zedao looked at Tianmeng, but there was a hint of playfulness in his eyes, a hint of a successful plot.

Catching the playfulness in Li Zedao's eyes, Tianmeng sneered extremely: "Xiao Daozi, do you think this can change my mind? You still don't know me very well."

Do you think this will make me fall in love with Mortal Realm? Innocent! childish!

Li Zedao blushed a little, lowered his head slightly, and said shyly: "Sister Tianmeng's inscrutable, my younger brother still knows."

Li Zedao was very proud of himself, this irritable woman hadn't realized yet that she was not so repulsed by civet cat shit, let alone going to Mortal Realm.

Li Zedao dared to swear by his handsomeness that this woman might have started to fantasize about life in Mortal Realm.

Li Zedao felt lonely, and felt that he was so attractive that there was no woman he could not conquer.

Look at how powerful and unpredictable this woman is, how hard her heart is, isn't she conquered by herself bit by bit?

The corner of Tianmeng's mouth twitched, was she being teased naked? damn it!

No, you must fight back fiercely! This damn shameless guy knows he's not to be trifled with at all.

So Tianmeng had an extremely charming smile on her face, and there was a trace of strong contempt in those charming eyes: "Sister, I am indeed unpredictable, and you are beyond the reach of Xiao Daozi!"

"...Sister Tianmeng is mighty, but my younger brother is willing to bow down." Li Zedao was extremely ashamed, and gave her a thumbs up.

Deliberately refute, but they are telling the truth.

Li Zedao decided to ignore this powerful woman who dared to despise him but couldn't resist for the time being. He focused all his attention on the copper pot in front of him.

If the coffee beans are over-roasted, they may become mushy, and the taste will not be good.

After roasting the coffee, Li Zedao easily turned it into powder, then added clean water into the copper pot, and started to brew coffee.

Li Zedao was familiar with making coffee, and soon, the long-lost coffee aroma filled the entire Wuming Cave, constantly stimulating the nerves of Li Zedao and Tianmeng.

Li Zedao's eyes were even red because of his extreme excitement.

He never dreamed that he could drink a steaming cup of coffee when he came to God's Domain, and it was the most expensive cat poop coffee that cost thousands of dollars.

Tianmeng finds it unbelievable. She never thought that the damn raccoon's shit can be washed, even if it is washed, it can be roasted, even if it is roasted, it can be boiled, and even if it is cooked, it can be cooked. The smell released afterwards is so strong, so not annoying.

It's fine if it's not annoying, and she even had the terrifying thought of trying it out.

Tian Meng's face became quite embarrassed, and her murderous eyes fixed on Li Zedao's excited face.

Damn Xiao Daozi is probably very happy when he heard that the so-called condition is to let him eat shit, right? But pretending to be a hero who has a bad habit but has to do it,

Really disgusting! Worse than shit!

Li Zedao didn't care what this woman was thinking, his eyes had a frightening glint, he couldn't wait to take out a gold cup, picked up the copper pot and poured himself a cup of cat poop coffee, which can be said to be of great significance to him.

In an instant, the aroma of coffee became stronger.

Li Zedao picked up the coffee, gently blew away the hot air, and took a sip under the gaze of Tianmeng's disgusting eyes.

Then he raised his head slightly, with a happy expression on his face, and big teardrops fell down.

It's this kind of thick and mellow taste, it's the taste from Mortal Realm and from my hometown, it's so delicious, so fucking delicious.

"Did he really drink? Did he really eat shit? What does that expression mean? Did he cry?"

While Tianmeng was dumbfounded, she swallowed involuntarily.

The thought of trying to take a sip stimulated her nerves again.

Immediately, she was terrified by her disgusting and terrifying thoughts, so her eyes became even more angry. If her feet were not tightly bound by this damn hand, she even wanted to die with Li Zedao .

After Meimei had a cup of coffee, Li Zedao only felt that his energy was bursting, and his whole body was full of strength. He wished to let this woman who dared to despise him know his strengths and weaknesses!

He poured another cup of coffee and looked at Tianmeng: "Sister Tianmeng, would you like a cup?"

"Get out!" Tianmeng's face was terribly gloomy, and her voice seemed to come from the Nine Nether Hells.

Even if it was death, even if the shit was really delicious, she would never drink it.

Li Zedao didn't leave, and continued to taste the coffee in a somber mood, thinking that it would be better if you didn't drink it. The portion is too small, and I can't bear to give it to you.

After drinking three cups of coffee in a comfortable mood, Li Zedao exhaled with a happy face, looked at the civet cat in the cage that was staring at him eagerly, and felt that this little thing was really cute.

If it wasn't for the smell of the hair on its body, he would have wanted to hold it in his arms and kiss it a few times.

He quickly took out a large amount of coffee fruit and put it into the cage for the civet cat to eat.

You're welcome, just eat, you can find as much as you want, and just remember to pull it out.

After feeding the civet cat, Li Zedao looked back at the extremely ugly Tianmeng, and said with a smile, "Sister Tianmeng, according to the agreement, you should prepare a body for me."

"Damn Xiao Daozi, you cheated!" Tian Meng was extremely angry and humiliated, and felt that she had been cheated.

Li Zedao didn't want to listen to these words, what is cheating? Although it is a bit opportunistic, it has nothing to do with cheating.

Retorted: "Sister Tianmeng means that the shit that the raccoon pulls isn't shit anymore?"

Tianmeng opened his mouth, speechless.

Even if she is being unreasonable, no matter how shameless she is, she really has no way to slander the raccoon and say that your shit is not shit at all.

Li Zedao looked at Tianmeng slightly with narrowed eyes: "Or, sister Tianmeng plans to break her promise?"

Tianmeng took a deep breath and said coldly: "So what if you break your promise? Do you have an opinion?"

To deal with a shameless idiot like you who has no lower limit, if you don't break your promise, you are no different from an idiot.

Tianmeng decided to use shamelessness to fight the damn Xiaodaozi's shamelessness.

Li Zedao nodded with certainty: "Yes."

How could he have no opinion? If it wasn't really embarrassing, he would have wanted to press this woman who planned to renege on her debts severely, and release his overbearing arrogance fiercely.

Tianmeng sneered again and again, and said disdainfully: "And then? What can you do?"

Li Zedao thought for a while, picked up the copper pot and poured the last half cup of coffee into the golden cup, took a sip but didn't swallow it, but walked up to Tianmeng.

Tianmeng's eyes widened slightly, revealing an extremely dangerous light: "Xiao Daozi, I think there is a limit to everything... um..."

Tianmeng's eyes widened, her head went blank, and she completely lost her ability to think.

Because Li Zedao ignored her threat at all, while holding her head with his hands, he even blocked her little mouth with his shit-eating mouth.

Immediately, something happened that made Tianmeng almost collapsed.

All the "shit" in Li Zedao's mouth went into her mouth like this, and even, under Li Zedao's coercion, she swallowed it.

"Gulu!"

I ate shit?

Tianmeng's buzzing mind kept circling the words "I ate shit" which were extremely red and disgusting.

Li Zedao let go of Tianmeng's fragrant mouth, and said with a smile: "Sister Tianmeng, the taste is not bad, right?"

Tianmeng's eyes were red, covered with bloodshot eyes full of bloody evil spirit.

She stared at Li Zedao, and hissed: "Xiao Daozi, congratulations, you have completely crossed my bottom line."

Li Zedao said with a smile: "You see, you didn't spit it out quickly, it seems that you still like it."

"..."

Tianmeng thought, yes, why didn't I spit it out? Even at a certain moment, I feel that this unprecedented and indescribable taste is really wonderful.

Then, thinking that it was the feces of the raccoon, she saw the raccoon pull it out with her own eyes, and then began to vomit, almost to the point of dying.

"Sister Tianmeng, after the raccoon shits tomorrow, we can enjoy this superb coffee again." Li Zedao looked forward to it.

Tianmeng hissed and roared: "Xiao Daozi...vomit..."

Tianmeng continued to vomit.

The next day, the raccoon lived up to Li Zedao's expectation and successfully pulled out almost as much poop as yesterday. Li Zedao was so happy that a chrysanthemum bloomed on his face.

Quickly collected it carefully, and threw a lot of coffee fruit to the raccoon, gently stroking its little head, so that it would not be lazy, and continue to work hard.

Then start cleaning and baking.

Not long after, the strong aroma of coffee filled the entire Nameless Cave again.

Li Zedao poured a cup happily, looked at Tianmeng who had a dead gray face and fierce eyes, and said with a smile: "Sister Tianmeng, have a cup while it's hot?"

"This cat poop coffee needs to be hot to have a richer aroma and taste better."