The Villain Master Only Wants To Live A Buddhist Life

"Cough! Cough! Cough!"

Sister Carlian coughed three times in shock.

She lowered her head and observed carefully.

The girl lying on the hospital bed did have a bit of a masculine appearance, but she obviously didn't have an Adam's apple, her body was well developed, and she even tended to be precocious.

If the student beside her hadn't pointed out her true gender, Sister Carlian would never have guessed that she would be a boy.

"you sure?"

She still couldn't help but turn around and ask.

Dak showed pity, nodded and said, "It should."

There shouldn't be Robert's twin sister suddenly popping up among the first graders, right?

"That's tricky!" Sister Carlian took a deep breath. "In the past two years, even the most outrageous pranks have only turned people into pigs. I didn't expect there to be more outrageous things than turning into pigs."

"Become a pig?!!"

Dak couldn't tell which was too much, being turned into a pig or being turned into a heterosexual.

But Sister Carlian obviously felt that the latter was more excessive.

But since even turning into a pig can be cured, it should be easy to turn into a woman, right?

With this in mind, Dak asked, "Can it be cured?"

Sister Carlian took out the crumpled white rubber gloves from her pocket and put them on, said solemnly: "Gender conversion is a type of transfiguration, and it has something in common with changing into pigs, sheep, and toads. They can’t last in theory, and even if you leave them alone, they will be automatically released after a certain period of time. Of course, you can’t make a judgment lightly before a diagnosis is made. Sylph, it’s not my responsibility to trace the source.”

"Sylph...professor?"

With the breeze, Dak turned his head and saw Professor Sylve standing quietly behind him.

When such a thing happened, the professors would naturally not ignore it.

Professor Sylph said seriously: "You go to class first, I have already notified Jones."

"Okay, Professor."

Darke saluted and left the infirmary.

Professional things are naturally left to the professionals.

Then there is no need for him to worry.

...

"Hey, Dimon."

"Good morning, Gothe."

On the way to the classroom, Duck ran into Werther.

Werther looked very depressed, and when he greeted him, his face was crossed.

He casually asked without expecting: "Dimon, have you seen Robert? I mean, Bronheim."

Darke said very flatly: "If you want to find Bradheim, you can go to the infirmary. Of course, I don't recommend you to look for it at this time, after all, the class will start soon."

Werther cheered up immediately: "Is he in the infirmary? Is he okay? He must have diarrhea, right? This kid, let me find it for a while!"

Dak's eyes were strange: "Maybe."

This kind of embarrassment is still kept secret.

"That's all right." Werther said, "By the way, Dimon... Dimon? Hey, walk slowly, I'm so exhausted that I didn't even have breakfast!"

...

When Dak arrived in the classroom, he found that the story of a girl being pranked had spread.

But fortunately, no one knows that the "girl" who is the protagonist of the incident is Robert, otherwise the little magisters must have fallen out.

The students did not notice Robert's absence, and Professor Jones came to the classroom as usual.

She didn't say much, and started teaching directly.

This lesson focuses on the attribute mutual restraint among magic elves.

There are a total of twenty attributes, only light and darkness exist independently of the other eighteen attributes.

"Every substance has two sides of light and darkness. They don't entangle with other attributes, but only restrain each other. Of course, some ghost-type magic wizards will hate light, but in fact it is biological. Restraint, not restraint on energy attributes."

"The so-called restraint in energy attributes refers to breaking away from physical links to a certain extent. The relationship between victory and defeat between pure energies is based on empirical and scientific summaries."

"For example, ice dragon."

Professor Jones shrugged.

"The ghost knows why the ice attribute can restrain the dragon attribute? Is it because the dragon is a cold-blooded animal?"

...

This class is quite interesting.

Professor Jones frequently selected students to come to the stage to summon magic wizards for demonstrations, which made a lot of fun.

But when Professor Jones asks the students to copy the Attribute Relation Table ten times after class, memorize it, and do random checks in the next class, it becomes less interesting.

Even until the end of get out of class, no one noticed that Robert was not there.

...

"Jingle Bell."

As soon as the bell rang, Werther rushed out of the classroom.

Although Dark felt that Robert probably didn't want Werther to visit him, he had no reason to stop him.

The second class is arithmetic class.

Professor Lily appeared at the back door and hooked Duck.

Duck put down his textbook and left temporarily with the professor.

The two turned to an empty corner, and Professor Lily patted Duck on the shoulder with relief; "Well done, you are indeed the student I have always been optimistic about."

Duck: "..."

Professor Lily was still excited and said: "I have heard that your handling method is very good. Although Bloheim is an unconscious child, it would be too miserable if he has been under the shadow since the first grade. Now there is no People know his true identity, and we will treat the whole incident as a Common prank."

Duck asked concerned: "Then what about the murderer... I mean, who did it?"

Professor Lily: "Broheim has already woken up. He said that he was knocked down suddenly during the night tour last night. He didn't see anything."

She changed the tone and said again; "But you don't have to worry about this matter, the professors will handle it properly. In addition, Professor Kazel also asked me to pass on the message, saying that the matter you asked for has been settled. By the way, What did you ask him for?"

Darke's expression froze, and he said after a while: "It's nothing, it's just a question of verification in a small experiment."

Professor Kazel didn't seem to inform the rest of the professors about the flower cards?

But since you don't want people to know, why do you want people to spread the word?

When Dak returned to the classroom, he was still thinking about it.

...

When the class is about to start.

Werther came back happily, accompanied by Robert who had recovered.

"Robert, you're fine."

"It's just a bad stomach, don't be too loud..."

Darke glanced that way, meeting Robert's eye just in time.

Robert immediately showed a pleading expression.

Dak silently made a gesture, and then blinked.

Robert nodded gratefully.

Werther noticed something strange: "Robert, are you swollen?"

Robert: "It's nothing, just a mosquito bite in the corner of my eye."

Witte: "Mosquito, why didn't I get bitten?"

Robert: "Maybe my meat is more fragrant?"

Werther: "Haha."

...

In this class, Professor Lily passed on the [Multiplication Table] squeezed out of Duck's mouth.

Of course, there is multiplication in this world, but because education was not popular in the past, no sinking system was formed, and convenient calculation methods such as "vertical formula" and "multiplication table" were not invented.

Anyway, after this class.

Even though Dak was walking on the road, he could still hear the little magisters reciting while shaking their heads: "One gets one, one gets two..."

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