The Wonderful Daily Life of Nogizaka

On January 7, 2012, the recording scene of Aichi TV Nogizaka.

In fact, the recording time of this program should be every Wednesday, but because there are a lot of activities this week, and I have to pray and shoot commercials at the beginning of the new year, it was postponed to Saturday, which is today.

This is Baiyunshan's first time at a TV show recording site. To be honest, it's not much different from when his group of young idols came here for the first time, but it's still a little exciting.

However, one advantage of this guy is that he can easily blend into the environment. Of course, you can also say that he is shameless and familiar, but that is the fact.

Although he was a little novel and nervous at first, he adapted to the environment within a few minutes, and together with Chuan Jingai, he silently stood by the staff to assist in the shooting.

The members entering the venue obviously noticed his new manager Sang. The members who had become familiar with him and had a good relationship with him in the past few days secretly waved to him and said hello. Takayama Kazumi even gave him an amazing comparison.

Positive gesture, obviously this good-natured girl has almost regarded Baiyunshan as her friend.

If this is the case, it is understandable. Baiyunshan himself is completely different from the atmosphere in Japanese society that emphasizes the relationship between superiors and subordinates, and he has no airs. Although he likes to complain a little, in general, he is still open-minded in his contact with the members.

In a relatively equal state, there was no bossing around. After all, this was what he had thought at the beginning.

Today's program planning for Nogizaka is an interview with the newly selected members. This is a regular planning in the early days - most of the programs in the early stages of dogfighting introduce the characteristics of the members to the audience, so that fans can remember them. But the introduction is blind

Obviously it would be very boring, so we invited Banana Man as the MC, and often invited various comedians as guests in the early stages of the show to liven up the atmosphere, and at the same time teach these young idols some variety show skills.

The guest on this show is bakarhythm (Chinese translation is Stupidism, but this translation is controversial, so Chinese will not be used in the text. As for you asking me why I have to explain it so clearly, it is very simple. I am in the water word count and you didn’t notice it.

(?), this person is Hideto Shono, the Daikiri champion, comedian, actor, and future lifelong enemy of Mai Shiraishi.

Once everyone is seated and everything is ready, the recording begins.

"Boom! Where is Nogizaka? We are the host Banana Man. Please give us your advice."

"Please give me your advice."

After the opening of MC, the first dog fight of 2012 started with banter between Bananaman and guest Hideto Shono. Several veterans first praised the routine advantages of Yantuan, and hacked a wave of idoling hosted by Hideto Shono.

His good looks livened up the atmosphere, and then he went straight to the topic, with the coolie Himura shouting out today’s planning theme as usual.

There are five new members in total for the first group. I have to dismiss four and six ministers... I'm sorry to cross the line again - ahem, they are the sweet bird Saito Asuka who is still a child,

Minami Hoshino, who is about to enter the rebellious phase, Yuri Saito, who has begun to show signs of being a pervert, and Aumi Nojo, who is trying hard to maintain an elegant persona but has been revealed to be a funny person, and her soft and cute voice appearance perfectly conceal her singing skills.

Dancer Rotty Kawamura Mayo.

When it comes to selecting new members, we have to mention one issue. The banner set by the group operation team in the early stage is that all members have the opportunity to enter the selection to encourage people. Therefore, some members will be replaced for each order in the early stage to achieve this.

To prove that what is said is true.

But it's a pity... This is just a means by the dirty adults of capitalism who prioritize profit.

Changing members is just to test the fans' love for them. After the trial period of the first few orders, the operation team has almost figured out the fans' preferences for the members of the group, and established the future style.

and direction, so a fixed number of lucky gods were selected to select members based on profit considerations, and this early statement was naturally abandoned.

At this time, it is too late to get off the train. If the members of the under group want to climb up, in addition to their own efforts, they must rely more on opportunities, or simply be more persistent than others. So it is similar to Senbei in this situation.

Under has been dormant for a long time and then rose up step by step. It is so rare to have a stable selection in the end. It can be said that many under members were trapped here by the operation team.

Okay, I've gone a bit far, so let's get back to the point.

In the studio where the recording was held, the staff moved the table in front of the MC, placed a standing microphone in front of the three of them, and then the first new member, Saito Asuka, sat on the lift chair in front.

MC looked at the information in the script in his hand and started the program: "The youngest, right? 13 years old?"

"right."

"Is your mother Burmese? Then you are of mixed race. Can you speak anything else besides Japanese?"

...

It can be said that Banana Man's conversation was really sophisticated. In a few words, the members' tension and fear in front of the camera were reduced. Then he asked some simple questions to ease the atmosphere, but then Shitara looked at the information in his hand and read out a message.

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"The reason why I joined Nogizaka was because I wanted to change my dark character of being speechless and sinister..."

"Hey, hey, hey, he is still a child. How can a scheming person directly say that he is scheming..." Baiyunshan, who was watching from the side, complained silently, and then suddenly remembered that he was raped by Xiao Feiniao not long ago.

The incident of snatching chairs in the lounge fell silent again: "Well... maybe it's true, but hasn't it changed at all? Hey..."

But when he thought of the chair, the guy got sick. He looked around, then he found a chair near the door and sat on it.

Chuan Jingai, who was next to him, saw Baiyunshan secretly pull up a chair. He couldn't help but coughed and said anxiously in a low voice: "Baiyunshan, what are you doing? You are still recording the show, so it's better not to disturb the staff.

....."

"It's okay. You're tired. Chuan Jingsang, do you want to sit down?" Baiyunshan said and brought another chair over.

"Uh... no need. So it's better not to sit down casually. It won't be good if it affects other people's work..."

"Don't worry, it's okay. By the way, I just made a pot of tea here. Do you want to drink it?"

A vein throbbed on Chuan Jingai's forehead: "Wait a minute, Baiyun-san, where did you take out such a pot of tea while talking like this? Are you Doraemon?"

"What you say means you don't mind me sitting here anymore, right?"

"That's not true, but Baiyun-san, I think it's better if we don't disturb their work..."

...

Just as Baiyunshan and Kawakage Ai were whispering, the conversation between Saito Asuka and the subsequent Nojo Aumi had ended in the studio, and the third member Hoshino Minami arrived.

From Banana Man's conversation with him, it can be seen that at this time, the little ancestor was still very shy and not good at variety shows. Most of the jokes he threw were answered with silence and nodding, and he rarely gave adequate responses.

Fortunately, Banana Man is a veteran in the world of comedy. He took over the conversation casually and then moved to other topics, deftly resolving the embarrassment.

Baiyunshan crossed his legs, took a sip of tea and shook his head: "This won't work. In a variety show, you will have to be silent if you can't answer the conversation. Hoshino needs to work harder! Well, if you are so cute, just smiling is actually enough.

That’s almost it. It’s better to let things like this happen. After all, being able to stand there is already a gift to those dead people.”

Chuan Jingai had no choice but to sit on the chair. Cold sweat broke out on his forehead when he heard this: "Baiyun Sang, you seem to have said something serious and serious! And is it really okay to just drink tea in such an open and honest manner?

I feel like we're going to be kicked out soon."

Baiyunshan looked calm: "Don't worry, if you are kicked out then I will accompany you, there is no need to feel embarrassed."

Chuan Jingai's face suddenly darkened: "Wait, you are the one who is going to be kicked out, right? Why do you make it sound like I am the one who is kicked out? And in terms of embarrassment, we could have avoided it, right?

?As long as you stop drinking tea and stand still, I'm completely innocent!"

"Um... Chuan Jing Sang." Bai Yunshan put down the tea in his hand and looked at Chuan Jing Ai.

"What...what's wrong?" Sichuan Jingai couldn't help but feel stagnant when he saw Baiyunshan suddenly looking at him with a calm tone.

"Please keep your voice down, the staff around you are all looking over."

Chuan Jingai looked startled and quickly looked around. He found that the staff around him glanced at him with dissatisfaction. He immediately covered his mouth and slowly lowered his head.

Baiyunshan continued to sit there leisurely and contentedly: "So just relax. You see, I've been sitting there until now and nothing has happened. Maybe you're too nervous, Kawajing-san."

Chuan Jingai snorted with a dark face, but did not dare to say anything more. He just silently picked up the tea poured by Baiyunshan and drank it.