The Wonderful Daily Life of Nogizaka

The recording of this episode has gradually reached the second half.

With the release of the VTR of the first single CW song "いたかった" (Love Him, Fuck Him), the fourth newly selected member Kawamura Mayo and the fifth new selected member Saito Yuri also appeared one after another.

I can’t help but want to add a sentence here, let’s not talk about the brainwashing song of loving him and fucking him. The style of painting alone is incompatible with Naituanshi. From the perspective of a visitor, I always feel that either Feiqiu is crazy.

, or it’s just Fei Qiu’s lazy work, which I really can’t complain about.

Of course, from the perspective of the producer, the reason why this song appears on the first single is probably to test the waters, to find out the style that is most suitable for Nogizaka46, and to take advantage of the popularity of akb48. After all, it is a formula

My opponent, it’s reasonable to bring over a song and change it, since they are all Fei Qiu’s songs anyway.

Pulling back to the recording scene, Kawamura Mahiro and Hoshino Minami obviously had the same situation. They were not very good at this kind of variety show conversation, so after a conversation that showed the Banana Man's superb hosting skills, he was replaced by the next and last one.

——Saito Yuri.

This one...is something serious.

Let's not talk about the completely different chatty attributes from the previous ones. They started chatting non-stop as soon as they started. Just the perverted attributes of being obsessed with touching the members' butts already caused a burst of exclamation in the studio. Banana

People also wanted to speak obscenely but tried hard to hold back their professional instincts. The three grown men looked at each other while chatting, and all of them laughed in unison, similar to what you know.

Of course, it all came together in time in the end. Not long after, this episode of dog fighting was almost finished and we started to prepare for recording the next episode of dog fighting.

...

At this time in the studio, Baiyunshan was still sitting on that chair.

Chuan Jingai is naturally still by his side.

The two of them sat opposite each other drinking tea, much like Cao Cao did when he cooked wine and discussed heroes.

"Today is a complex, changing rapidly, and the situation is unpredictable. Ai has been here for a long time, and he should know the top of it. Please try to point it out." Baiyunshan brewed strong tea and said calmly.

"Mai Shiraishi is the face of the group, full of blessings, and has a luxurious resume. She is unprecedented. Can she be the top?" Kawakage Ai thought.

"It's cold on the outside but hot on the inside, but it's really funny. You're an egg yolk star, so you're not a top guy." Baiyunshan shook his head gently.

"Nishino Nanase, who rides a million pigeons, has dozens of lucky gods, was re-elected as center, leads the watermelon team, and appears in various variety shows, can he be the top?"

"Haha, pigeons are introverted and shy, weak in conversation, not as good-looking as Baishi, not as amusing as the voice of the mountains, so they are not top."

"There is a person who has been re-elected for five consecutive years and expanded the territory. Ikoma Rina, can he be the top?"

"Uncles from the mountains are good at sneak attacks on people (referring to thousand-year killings). He is not the best."

"There is a person who has ups and downs and finally becomes a great person. He is said to be the girl chosen by God once in four thousand years - Saito Asuka, can he be the top?"

"The little bully borrowing his father's name is not a top person."

“Can Hashimoto, Hokkaido, be top?”

"The charm of the old bridge is overwhelming, but it has retired too early, so why is it top?"

"What about the silly girl, Houli, Huahua and other generations?"

"What's the point of caring about such a painter?"

Chuan Jingai sighed: "Apart from this, Ai really doesn't know."

Baiyunshan laughed when he heard this and said: "The man with the top of his head has a big mole on his chest and a good belly. He has the opportunity to contain the universe and can express the ambition of heaven and earth."

"Who can take it?"

Baiyun Mountain pointed in the distance: "Today we are the top of the group, only Ricun has one ear!"

"..."

...

During the break after the recording of the first episode of the program, Xiao Feiniao looked at the hellish scene over there with a blank expression. He raised his head and asked the person he admired most: "Nanamin, what are they doing?"

Hashimoto Nana pinched her forehead and commented in a difficult tone: "Uh... the boring daily life of two middle-aged uncles?"

Baiyunshan's ears were pointed and he immediately reacted: "Hey, hey, hey, please be careful what you say, uncle? I heard everything. You said I can understand Chuan Jingsang, but you said I went too far!"

"Hey, Baiyun-sang, why does it matter if I'm called uncle?"

"Have you simply acquiesced that what you are doing is a boring daily routine, and instead care about the minutiae of the previous name?" Hashimoto Nana complained coldly, and immediately took Xiao Asuka's hand and said goodbye.

The strange uncle's gesture of speaking took it away.

Baiyunshan complained to Chuan Jingai next to him with a dissatisfied look on his face: "Look, what kind of attitude is this? Really, it seems like we have done something weird? Is it that embarrassing?"

Chuan Jingai hesitated for a moment and said: "Well...actually speaking, it's really embarrassing!"

"Then you had so much fun just now?" Baiyunshan smiled disdainfully. It's a common problem among men like Chuan Jingai. He wants to refuse in advance but welcomes him in advance. He enjoys it in the process but regrets it afterwards. The effort of lighting a cigarette is enough to get rid of him.

Blame everything that happened before, and then do the same next time.

Chuan Jingai rubbed his head in embarrassment. To be honest, he gradually figured out some rules. When he stayed around Baiyun Mountain, he would either complain about him or be complained about by him. Or he would slowly be affected by his behavior. In the end,

Assimilate into similar people and perform similar actions.

When he thought of this, Chuan Jingai felt chilled in his heart, as if he had touched some unknown rule.

Shaking his head, Chuan Jingai quickly stopped thinking about these problems.

The two of them were silent for a while and just sat in the studio.

But at this moment, two unexpected people came over.

Baiyunshan looked up, and a look of surprise suddenly appeared in his eyes.

"Shitara-san, Himura-san, hello, what can I do?"

Yes, as the saying goes, Cao Cao is here. Cao Cao, whom the Baiyunshan two have studied for so long, is about to arrive, and the ones who come are the Banana Man duo.

"Uh... It's not like there's anything wrong. I was just worried about it when I was recording the show. After all, there's water vapor coming out all the time, right?" Shitara complained in a funny tone.

"Ah~ I'm sorry, let's take the things away right now." Chuan Jingai reacted quickly and quickly answered the call, preparing to put away all the tea and the like.

"No, no, no, it's not necessary. That's not why we came here." Himura waved his hand and then looked towards Baiyun Mountain.

"This is... Baiyun-san, right? I heard that he is the new manager of Nogizaka46, and he also serves as a temporary member of the operation team. We don't know much about these things, we just heard about it, right?"

"Uh... if you can call me Bai Sang, then there is nothing wrong in your words." Baiyunshan gritted his teeth and said.

"That's good."

Baiyunshan glanced at him doubtfully, and then glanced at Chuan Jingai next to him. Seeing that he also had a confused look on his face, he said, "What's wrong? From Himura-san's tone, it sounds like you have something to do with me?"

Himura hesitated for a moment and then said: "Baiyun-san subdued a thief who broke into a house some time ago, right?"

Baiyunshan's eyes narrowed.