The Young Me, Three Words Shocked The Whole Network
057-What Are These Tiger And Wolf Words! (Seeking First Order, Seeking Custom Order)
I saw the girl in the couple.
While hugging her boyfriend's arm, she pouted her mouth like a baby.
"Husband! Husband! I have a toothache!"
Hearing this, the boy shook his head with a grin, and gave her a gentle mouthful.
Petting her little head, he asked with a smile, "How is it? Does it still hurt?"
"It doesn't hurt anymore, the girl replied happily.
However.
After a few seconds, the girl started acting like a baby again.
"Husband! Husband, my eyes hurt!"
"I really can't do anything about you."
The boy reached out and scratched her nose speechlessly.
Then repeat the trick.
A gentle kiss was on her eyes.
After a while, they slowly separated.
"It doesn't hurt now, does it?"
"It doesn't hurt anymore, it doesn't hurt anymore, my husband is easy to remember.
The girl shook her head contentedly.
Smiling and snuggling into his arms.
Take this scene into your eyes.
Listening to conversations that can get boring.
Su Chen suddenly got goosebumps all over his body.
He also reacted the same way, as well as the audience in the live broadcast room.
Where would they think of it at this moment.
How could there be so much dog food suddenly stuffed into his mouth.
It’s true that people are sitting at home, and dog food is coming from heaven!
All of a sudden, countless bombardments flooded the live broadcast room.
"Hey! Dog thief! Listen to my single dog self-defense spell! Show affection, die fast! Show affection, die fast!!"
"Do you know that I haven't eaten? Dog food is stuffed into my mouth, it's pretty bald!!"
"Damn! Letting people live, how dare you openly show your affection in broad daylight! With the blessings of labor and capital, climb for the master!!"
"Ahhhhh, my God! Why did you show me this! I just want to be alone, is there something wrong? woo woo woo..."
"Please be human!! I know I'm single! You don't need to remind me!!"
"Can this special code be tolerated? God Su, come on, teach them a hard lesson! 々!"
"I feel offended! I'm so angry!!"
[Mood swings detected, mood value +499]
[Mood swings detected, mood value +499]
[Mood swings detected, mood value +499]
[Mood swings detected, mood value +499]
【detected......】
Just when the audience was 'filled with righteous indignation' and their anger was hard to calm down.
The couple who didn't know it, once again showed their affection like no one else.
"Husband, hubby, my hands hurt!"
"Husband, hubby, my face hurts!"
"Husband, hubby, my ears hurt!"
for a while.
The sound of chirping rang in everyone's ears one after another.
The audience in the live broadcast room looked aggrieved and angry.
Some of them were less able to bear it, and even cried out on the spot with a wow.
Even Su Chen, who has always had good endurance.
At this moment, he couldn't help frowning slightly.
There was silence for a few moments.
With a sneer in his eyes, he walked straight over.
Seeing this, the audience was shocked immediately.
"God Su is going to make a move?"
"Hurry up, God Su, show your housekeeping skills, don't give us face, and teach them a lesson!"
"Come on, God Su! Let them know that love is not so showy!!"
Following the audience, you and I swiped the barrage.
I saw Su Chen walking in front of the couple in a serious manner.
There was an innocent smile on his face.
Thumbs up to the boy.
"Big Brother! You are amazing!"
amazing?
The young lovers were slightly taken aback.
They looked at each other with blank faces.
Not only them, but even the audience in the live broadcast room were confused by these words.
How amazing is this guy?
Isn't it just a hurry!
I can do it too!!
"Wherever you kiss, it doesn't hurt, you are really a miracle doctor!"
"I just want to ask you, can hemorrhoids be cured?"
It seems that they have seen their doubts.
Su Chen explained with a smile on his side.
Then he couldn't help but pouted his butt.
puff!!!
The little couple is dumbfounded!
The audience laughed!
God damn hemorrhoids can not be cured!!
What kind of tiger and wolf words are these shit!!!
Are you trying to laugh at me to death so that you can inherit my ant money??
In an instant, the rewards and bullet screens in the live broadcast room were swiped one after another.
The audience even laughed and turned forward and backward, that was a joy to behold!
"Pfft hahaha! Horse flea! What a damn horse flea!! I knelt down on the spot!!"
"The word miraculous doctor is really the finishing touch! To this, I just want to say, do (mourn) so (heart) beautiful (sick) bright (crazy)!"
". "Should! Really should! Let you show your affection! Now it's all right! Overturned!!"
"I laughed and peed on the spot! The boss just happened to see me, and he thought I was incontinent. How should I explain it? Wait online, I'm in a hurry!!"
"Upstairs, everyone else almost peed laughing, you really peed, I'm convinced!! I won't watch the Spring Festival Gala without you!!"
"Aren't you still showing affection? It's really embarrassing to rub your buttocks and spin around in circles!"
[Emotional fluctuations detected, mood value +9991
[Mood fluctuations detected, mood value +999]
[Mood fluctuations detected, mood value +999]
[Mood fluctuations detected, mood value +999]
【detected......】
I was stunned for a while.
The couple reacted belatedly.
I saw the girl's eyes full of astonishment.
The expression on the face is red for a while, white for a while, and blue for a while.
Of course, when it comes to the most exaggerated reaction, Dang (Qian Lihao) is a boy.
It was almost an instant of reaction.
His entire face turned green!!
Deliberately want to be angry.
But looking at Su Chen's underage figure and his harmless smile.
In addition, there is a big wolfhound that looks full of ferocity behind him.
Suddenly, it was like punching cotton.
With a face full of tears.
He and his girlfriend looked at each other.
Hand in hand to flee in a hurry.
Seeing this, Su Chen didn't forget to tease him again.
"Don't go, big brother, you haven't said whether you can cure hemorrhoids yet!"
poof!!!
The boy who just ran out a few meters.
Heard that Jay.
He staggered under his feet and fell to the ground in an instant.
Don't care about the embarrassment at the moment.
With the support of their girlfriend, the two speeded up a little more.
like that.
It seemed that he was afraid that Su Chen would say some shocking words again!.
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