The Young Me, Three Words Shocked The Whole Network

"I can't bear it anymore? It's boring.

Watching the two of them leave as if fleeing.

Su Chen twitched his lips, with a look of dispiritedness on his face.

I thought we could fight for a few rounds.

As a result, they fell down before they tried their best.

It was a waste of the emotions I had just brewed.

Walked around for a while.

Su Chen stopped in a dull manner.

He patted Er Gouzi's head and ordered.

"Okay, I'm going back to school, you go home and wait for me.

"If you want to go out and play, the dog must be in."

"Also, remember to go home before the sun goes down, don't play too late!!"

???

Can it understand?

Some newcomers were stunned when they saw this scene.

Any simple instructions are fine.

Such a complicated command, are you sure this dog can understand it?

In this regard, the old audience did not speak out about popular science.

Instead, watch the good show quietly.

as expected.

Did not keep them waiting.

I saw Er Gouzi bark twice, and obediently put the dog chain in his mouth.

"Wow, woof woof! (Understood, master.)" 420

"Well, good boy, let's go play, don't run red lights, watch out for cars on the road!"

Su Chen nodded in satisfaction, and asked again worriedly.

Immediately without looking back, he turned and walked towards the school.

The new viewers were dumbfounded when they saw this.

Bullet screens and tips are frantically swiping as if they don't want money.

Back to the classroom.

Looking at the empty seats around.

Su Chen smacked his lips and half leaned against the wall.

He took out the mobile phone in his pocket and scrolled through Weibo aimlessly.

What surprised him a little.

On the micro/blog hot search list, there are actually several hot searches about herself.

I opened it casually and took a few glances.

suddenly.

A Weibo/blog attracted his attention.

To be precise, it's a miserable Weibo.

[In these days, people even poop, but no one pulls my hands, woo woo woo...I feel like I won't love anymore. 】

in the comments section below.

Countless licking dogs booed and asked warmly.

Those extremely nasty words gave Su Chen a chill.

I secretly despised two sentences in my heart.

Open the comment, click on the input box, and type out a string of words very quickly.

"Don't be discouraged, don't be discouraged, you can choose to poop on your hands, so that you poop as well as your hands, okay.

"The most important thing is that you can also gently put the poop into the toilet, and Mama no longer has to worry about your butt being sprayed by water."

puff!!!

Saw this comment being clicked by Su Chen.

The audience burst into laughter.

God damn it pulls poop on your hand!

And put it gently in the toilet?

Do you want to be such a flea??

Suddenly, the barrage increased crazily at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"This wave, there are some personal grievances, puff ha ha ha!!!"

"Labour and management will give you 999, because 666 overturned and "Jiangnan Tannery doesn't have your skin either!!"

"Are you afraid of being a devil? I laughed out loud like a pig in an instant!!"

"Say, what good is it to you to laugh at me to death? My scalp is numb!!"

"My mother asked me why I was smiling like a shabi? I dare not say that I am watching your live broadcast, I am afraid that I will be the same as me!!"

[Mood fluctuation detected, value +499]

[Mood swings detected, mood value +499]

[Mood swings detected, mood value +499]

[Mood swings detected, mood value +499]

【detected……………】

It's not over yet.

After commenting on this micro/blog.

Perceived a surge in emotional value.

Su Chen's heart skipped a beat, and then he remembered (bheh) that there are other ways to get emotional value.

Cursing himself secretly, he continued to browse Weibo.

1.

A flea-filled question caught his attention.

It's different from the previous sell-off.

This question seems rather strange.

The problem is this.

【If you put a piece of feces and a bone in front of a dog, which one would the dog like?】

And below the comment section.

There are all kinds of comments.

Some say shit.

There are bones.

There are also all of them.

But in Su Chen's view, these comments are a bit small.

Therefore, without the slightest hesitation, he hurriedly posted his answer.

"Haven't you ever thought that dogs can eat shit with bones?"

(●°口°)]!!!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

The audience was instantly stunned!

My heart is like ten thousand grass mud horses galloping past.

And this kind of operation??!

"I'm an idiot!! What kind of fairy brain circuit is this??"

"God eat shit with bones! I'm speechless!!"

"I'm now seriously doubting whether my mother threw me away and raised the placenta!! Compared with God Su, I'm not even a younger brother!!"

"Pfft hahaha!! One dares to ask, the other dares to answer, sooner or later I will die laughing in this live broadcast room!!"

"Let's talk, whether it's Chuan Guo Yuxi smashing walnuts, or Fang Tian painting halberds peeling apples, I will accept them all! Just please stop showing off!!"

"I already have a picture in my mind, I can't bear to look at it! How can you make me eat chili sauce in the future??"

for a while.

The dense barrage completely covered the entire screen.

The rewards worth tens of thousands of dollars came one after another without stopping.

The number of viewers in the live broadcast room also broke through the upper limit again at this moment.

Reached a giant of 15 million!!

[Mood swings detected, mood value +499]

[Mood swings detected, mood value +499]

[Emotional fluctuations detected, mood value +4991

[Mood swings detected, mood value +499]

【detected....……】

Su Chen who doesn't know the situation in the live broadcast room yet.

After replying to the comments, there was no intention of stopping there.

Still looking for weird questions on Weibo/Blog.

Unfortunately.

Until the class bell rang.

He also didn't allow him to read posts like the previous two Weibo/blog posts.

Da da da......

There was the sound of strong footsteps.

Su Chen put away his mobile phone and sat upright.

With curiosity in his eyes, he looked towards the door of the classroom. .