This anchor has a kind heart, even Satan has to hand him cigarettes when he sees him

Zhang Deliang listened to the restlessness coming from the audience.

He couldn't understand it.

What's wrong? What's wrong with my

little brother? Why does he disrespect Big Brother?

Following the voices of the crowd, he glanced at his little brother.

At this look, he almost fell to his knees.

Boy.

Do you feel like you come to the memorial service?

Why don't you pick anybody

? Anyone can do it, right?

Forget about the man, or

you can be the big brother!

He looked disgusted.

was afraid that the little brother would ruin his good deeds, so he directly blasted people out.

"The mourning hall is such a sacred place, you do this, get out of the calf!"

nonsense.

If you don't bomb him out, it is estimated that he will have to go with his eldest brother.

It's too hateful.

The little brother ran out with an extremely ugly face.

After a while, he ran back with a handful of snacks.

In order to apologize, this customer should be coaxed!

"Big brothers, you are tired of climbing, eat some local mung bean cake to replenish your energy." The

crowd turned their heads and looked at him with disgust.

If this happened at the memorial service, if the occasion did not allow it, they would have taught this kid a lesson.

It's disrespectful!

Where would anyone want to eat what he brought?

Seeing that everyone did not move, the younger brother tore open a bag by himself.

"It's very fragrant..."

Damn, it does smell good...

This....

One person turned around and was disgusted, but ate one anyway.

His eating can be regarded as opening up the situation, and many people have also turned back to take a taste.

"Eh, that's good!" the

little brother smiled, "This is my eldest brother, specially prepared for you!"

At the memorial service.

drove away his little brother, and Zhang Deliang replaced it with another one.

He was proud.

Thanks to the fact that there were three of them.

In fact, there were only two of them in the beginning.

Because this task is completely sufficient for two people.

But to be on the safe side, he arranged for one more.

No, I need it!

If this little brother has another problem...

He also has a sub.

That's right, it's Su Chen.

As a last resort, Brother Su Chen will not be dispatched.

There's no way there's something wrong with both, he thought.

He apologized to the family and to the people who came to pay their respects.

The memorial service then continued.

"Come, the next brother to arrive!"

he said, and at the same time, according to the normal process, the next one stepped forward to pay his respects to the eldest brother's remains.

"Offering your honor... Poof!"

An urgent, short voice broke the silence of the mourning hall.

The newcomer was stunned for a moment.

The voice just now....

Déjà vu?

He suspected that he had misheard,

and took a deep breath.

Just ready to bend down and bow.

"Poof~"

This time the sound became longer, like a whistle.

Zhang Deliang on the stage was embarrassed at the same time, and he had an idea.

He burst into tears right away.

"Woo woo~"

The voice is as thin as a mosquito sound.

Just to cover up the melodious fart sound.

It took three seconds before it stopped.

He breathed a sigh of relief.

Damn, what's the matter with a sudden stomach ache?

Thanks to Lao Tzu's cleverness, he improvised on the spot, hiding from the world!

The people around him were stunned for a moment.

What's wrong with this person

? Why did he cry all of a sudden

? Could it be that he couldn't help himself in the depths of his feelings?

When the family members saw that they were all crying on the stage, they naturally burst into tears.

This trick is indeed ingenious.

Offstage, the newcomer nodded and continued to bend and bow.

Just about to bend down.

"Poof~呲~

" Zhang Deliang continued to cry: "Woo woo woo~

" Family members: "Touching! Touching

!" The younger brother below: "This person can handle it!"

The

one who came to mourn: "

..."After

a few more seconds, everything returned to calm again.

The newcomer was stunned for a long time, and finally there was no movement.

He was ready to bend down and bow.

"Puff~

" Damn

! I can't bow at all! A

few farts have made him stupid!

Everyone in the audience

: "???" family members: "???" sister-in-law: "

???

".

Isn't this crying a little bit bad for the stomach?

Together, the cry just now is covering up the sound of the fart!

Damn, Bai was moved.

Put it on, what do you mean by even soup and water in the end

? Pull your pants

? Okay, okay! You do this funeral, right?

The younger brothers in the audience glared angrily.

On the eldest brother's funeral hall, fart and bring soup?

I see that your kid is tired and crooked!

Zhang Deliang on the stage also trembled and quickly apologized.

This calmed the wrath.

It's broken

! I lost the bet!

I thought it was a fart...

For now, he can only beckon his other younger brother to come over and replace him, so that he can go home and change his pants.

"Come here, give me a head first!" The

little brother, swaying like drinking fake wine, stared at a pair of big eyes full of wisdom, "Brother, why do you still have subtitles when you speak

!" "You open a membership?"

"It's good!"

"You can open one for me too." Zhang

Deliang: "???" "

You kid took the wrong medicine! Poof~ Oh roar!"

looked at his little brother, talking to himself while spinning in circles.

He was speechless for a moment.

It's broken.

How could the two little brothers suddenly fall ill together?

What can they do?

He glanced at Su Chen.

Finally gritted his teeth.

No!

I can't let him come up until I have to!

He can only hold on.

After all, this memorial service is coming to an end.

When the time comes, as long as the coffin is carried away, it will be a large sum of money in exchange.

Hold back!

Victory lies ahead.

Zhang Deliang just held back here.

In the crowd, a fart sound suddenly came out of nowhere.

The tone is a three-tone fart, the kind with a bend.

Immediately afterwards, there was a cry from the crowd, "Woo woo ~ puff puff ~"

Everyone

was stunned.

Damn, you don't

want to live if you fart on the big brother's

funeral hall!

A few grumpy people want to get that kid out.

As a result, they just turned around.

This was followed by artillery fire.

"Poof!

", "Wow~

", "Bang!",

"Bang!",

and then a cry swept over the sound of the fart.

"Ahhh

???

h

When the family members saw it, they also cried.

"Woo woo woo

~ " "Woo

woo woo ~

"

"Ahh

Damn, that's it!

If you don't let it go, you can't let it go

!

! Take advantage of the crying, let me show you the high-end operation!

He bent over.

"Puff~Bang Bang!" The

family members on the side: "Woo woo woo ~ ah?" "

Who is firing the cannon?"

And what is going on with this sudden gale?

Zhang Deliang is not making a sound, and he is a blockbuster.

Everyone was so frightened that they stopped crying.

You know, you're farting, and if you don't know, you think you've kicked your feet!

For a while, the scene was as quiet as death.

Zhang Deliang felt a chill all over his body.

I just feel that there are cold eyes in all directions.

He could only look at his little brother again, "Why don't you do it for me first?"

At this time, the little brother who had eaten the fungus heard the sound and walked to the stage in a daze.

He was beating gongs and drums just now, why did he stop as soon as he came?

Seeing this, he slammed the lid of the coffin on his buttocks, and yelled: "Don't stop! Continue to play music, continue to dance!"

Sister-in-law

: "???" Younger brother below: "???

" Zhang Deliang: "???"

[Congratulations to the host, get +100 resentment value].

The big brother in the coffin: "..."Nima

, it turns out that Lao Tzu's funeral is so noisy...

Otherwise, I would have gone straight and suffered a real sin.

Taking advantage of the fact that someone was blocking the view on the coffin lid, he wiped his sweat.

Hurry up and eat up the remaining two snacks.

A mung bean cake, a mushroom.