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Passers-by outside the mourning hall were frightened.

They stopped and watched.

Isn't this a memorial service

? Why are there still people crackling and setting off artillery fights?

And...

I didn't see any artillery fights,

but where was it hidden?

It's strange.

in the house.

Loud fart.

Zhang Deliang was not idle, and quickly ripped his little brother off the coffin.

"You give me this at the critical moment!

Get out!"

he kicked out with two or three kicks.

You know, the people on the road are watching from below.

Good fellow, he's sitting on the lid of their big brother's coffin.

Why don't you continue to play music?

It's good if people don't beat you to death!

If he doesn't bombard him again, he will have to follow his eldest brother for a while.

But fortunately, at this time, the younger brothers below are clamping their thighs and busy with their own things.

Not many people have time to take care of this side.

At this time, the sister-in-law in the room stood up suddenly.

It seems that he has just recovered from the shock just now.

She followed her eldest brother to the rivers and lakes, and she has not seen any scenes in so many years.

However, even if she is a sister-in-law with such rich experience, she is also indescribable in the face of this situation.

"Shut up, all of you!" she scolded, "yes, you guys! this is a mourning hall, a quiet place!

As soon as these words came out, the audience fell silent.

Whether it is Zhang Deliang on the stage or the younger brothers off the stage.

They all shut their mouths and clamped their legs.

A woman who is worthy of being a big brother does have a sense of oppression.

And after a reprimand from the sister-in-law just now, everyone also quieted down.

Don't dare to do it again.

As she said, a memorial service is meant to be a place of silence.

A few of the mongrels who wanted to rush up and beat up the bastard who was sitting on the coffin board of his eldest brother also held back at this point.

If you want to fight, you have to wait until after this meeting is over.

Everyone is putting up with it.

There are those who endure above, and there are those who endure below.

The scene was silent for a while.

The sister-in-law looked around and nodded with satisfaction.

The current situation is very much in line with his perception of the memorial service.

Nobody farting is her bottom line.

She turned her head and glanced at Zhang Deliang, although there was displeasure on her face, but how to say that this person is also a professional team, and they still have to do things, "Go on..."

Zhang Deliang nodded and took a deep breath.

"Then next..."

"Poof~~"

another fart sound, which broke the hard-won peace of the scene at an inopportune time.

This....

Everyone was amazed.

What bastard is so daring?

How dare you fart!

Fart is it.

How can you not hide it without crying?

Everyone looked around to see where this animal was.

Isn't it that chrysanthemums don't want it anymore!

In this case,

they even dare to perform a solo.

The sister-in-law was no exception, she frowned tightly and pricked up her ears to listen carefully.

"Puff puff~"

sounds like a deliberate tease.

Huh?

Everyone was stunned.

This sound is not very refreshing, a little muffled.

It's like a fart coming out of a quilt.

There is a feeling of dragging mud and water.

Everyone unanimously gave a bad review.

Even the dog has to shake his head when he hears this fart sound.

And even if the sound quality is poor, how can there be an ethereal feeling.

Everyone couldn't locate the exact direction for a while.

What kind of evil fart is this?

The fart better clamp his ass so that he doesn't get found!

Now everyone pricks up their ears and listens, and the house is looking for fart.

"Puff~Puff~"

Oh,

the voice is in front!

This time the voice is louder than the

previous one.

Everyone also listened more realistically.

Everyone, including the sister-in-law, all looked at Zhang Deliang on the stage, with resentment in their eyes.

Zhang Deliang was stunned for a moment, and then waved his hand again and again.

"It's wrong, I didn't put it. "

You can't believe it.

"What's the matter, it's still hard-mouthed, it's just you and the eldest brother on the stage, you didn't put it, could it be the eldest brother who put it?"

Zhang Deliang Nunu mouthed, and whispered: "Maybe it's really true..."

Zhang Deliang was unconvinced, "I put it on, I'll admit it! I plugged it with a plug, I can still let out a fart fart! I don't believe it, I'll show

you!" "Fuck off! If the occasion doesn't allow it today, I'll have to give you eight pieces!"

Everyone quarreled fiercely.

The sister-in-law hurriedly came out to stop it, "Shut up!"

At this time, suddenly someone below snorted.

A butt sat on the ground.

Everyone was puzzled, "What's wrong with you?"

The

little brother, his eyes widened in horror, and he stretched out his finger tremblingly and pointed to the coffin, "I just seemed to see the eldest brother's coffin move..."

The eldest brother cheated the corpse

? Just because a few of them fart,

they came back from the underworld

? Isn't this a trouble?

Everyone couldn't believe it, staring at the coffin.

Half an hour later.

There was still no movement over there.

The little brother scratched his head with an embarrassed face, "In a trance, maybe I saw it wrong..."

The eldest brother in the coffin at this time.

Roll your eyes violently.

Nima....

He was sure that he must have eaten something bad.

I haven't eaten all day today, and the only thing I ate was a small snack just now.

Damn

! Where did this kid get the expired food?

He wanted to endure it, but he couldn't even hold it back

! He just felt hot and full of strength!

There was a feeling of wanting to sing and bloom his life.

The fart sound was muffled outside, but there was a roar inside...

The

worst thing is that...

In this almost confined space, he farts down a few times, almost sending himself away.

This taste....

His eyes were closed, but it felt like the sky was full of little stars.

What's going on?

Could it be that your fart is so powerful?It's

broken

!Here it is again!

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Su Chen was stunned for a moment.

What kind of emotion is this?

Who gave it?

Just when he was wondering.

"Peng~"

came out with a voice like ringing a bell.

Meanwhile.

The coffin of their eldest brother on the stage.

The entire coffin lid shook.

Su Chen

: "???" sister-in-law

: "!!" Zhang Deliang

: "..."

Live broadcast room

: "!!" junior brothers: "!!

" The little brother who saw the coffin moving before looked proud, "

Look! Is it moving!".

"Brothers, is Big Brother responding to us, through the medium of fart?"

"Quick, let's put a few more loud farts and respond to Big Brother!"

Everyone was collectively dumbfounded.

Nima.

Can you still make a fart come back to life when you

die?