This Curse Is Just Awesome

“You’re f*cking called Chen Yu?!”

Hearing this roar, Chen Yu quivered, “Ah… No, I’m Zhang Tie, the safety officer of Class 2. Why are you looking for Chen Yu?”

Everyone in the room: “…”

Pah!

The fat man fiercely slammed the table. “Don’t f*cking play tricks with me! How could I f*cking eat you?!”

“Eat, you can’t…”

“Then why are you acting like this?”

“But you can’t take even one bite.”

Pa!

The fat man was furious. His eyes were wide open. “Say one more f*cking word to me?! Do you believe that I’ll bite you two more times?”

Chen Yu: “…Believe it.”

“You really dare to f*cking believe it? You’re calling me a dog?”

The fat man was even angrier. He rolled up his sleeves and was about to charge forward.

The leaders in the room quickly went forward to stop him.

“Brother Gou, forget it.”

“Director Gou, don’t lower yourself to the level of a child…”

“Right, calm down.”

“What kind of dog can be compared to you, Director Gou…”

The fat man immediately turned his head. “Wait a minute, who said that sentence just now?”

Everyone was stunned. Leader 1 looked at Leader 2.

Leader 2 looked at Leader 3.

Leader 3 looked at Leader 4…

After going around in a circle, all the leaders formed a closed loop. After hesitating for a moment, they finally looked at the fat man.

“Why are you all looking at me? I f*cking asked who said that!”

“Sir… Sir, it was you who said that.”

“Yes, Brother Gou.”

“We heard what you said.”

“It’s all that little bastard’s fault. Look at how angry Brother Gou is…”

The fat man was puzzled. “Hmm… Did I say that?”

“Yes, yes, yes…” The leaders nodded one after another.

“Is that so…” The fat man seemed to be deep in thought.

On the side, Chen Yu could not help but whisper to Duan Ye and Bahuang Yao, “He doesn’t look very smart.”

“Who the hell said that?!” the fat man roared angrily.

The leaders turned around at the same time and stared at Chen Yu.

Chen Yu was shocked and immediately threatened, “If you dare to say that I said it, I will tell him who said it just now.”

All the leaders turned around again and stared at the fat man.

“F*ck!” The fat man slammed the table. “You all still want to f*cking say that I said it?”

“Yes, yes…”

“I’m so angry with the director.”

“Director Gou, please calm down…”

“All of you, f*ck off!” The fat man waved his hand angrily. “All of you, get lost. Don’t bother me in the room.”

Everyone looked at each other and left the room with a sigh.

Chen Yu and Duan Ye also looked at each other and left the room with a sigh.

“F*ck! Come back!!” The fat man felt that his lungs were about to explode from anger. “Did I f*cking ask the two of you to get lost?”

Duan Ye obediently entered the room and stood behind Bahuang Yao.

Chen Yu hesitated for a moment, then obediently entered the house and stood behind Duan Ye.

“You!” The fat man pointed at Chen Yu. “Come out! Don’t hide behind a woman.”

Chen Yu looked at Duan Ye in front of him and was surprised. “When did you cut it?”

“Teacher.” Duan Ye raised his hand. “He was the one who scolded you just now. You should expel him. I’ve had enough with him.”

“…”

The fat man’s body gradually trembled. “All of you should stop. My patience is limited. You, Chen Yu, come out.”

Chen Yu cautiously took a few steps forward and stood in the middle of the meeting room. “Director Gou, please speak.”

“Hu…”

The fat man took a deep breath and tried hard to calm his emotions. After a long while, he said, “I’ve asked all of you to come here because of a few damn things. One of them is related to you. Give me a f*cking good answer.”

Chen Yu nodded. “That’s a f*cking yes.”

The fat man: “…Don’t f*cking copy me.”

“Okay, go ahead.”

“Those b*stards from the Qi Martial Arts School have found the teaching office and suggested that you f*cking switch from a physical martial arts major to a Qi martial arts major. Do you f*cking like Qi martial arts? Or do you like physical martial arts?”

As soon as he said that, more than ten heads poked out from both sides of the conference room door.

Turning around, Chen Yu looked at the leaders behind him and rubbed his chin. “What benefits can there be from changing majors?”

“There are too many benefits, Student Chen Yu…” A leader could not help but walk in from outside the door.

Crash…

Before he could finish his sentence, he was smashed by a vase on the table by the fat man. “I f*cking told you guys to get lost. Are you guys lost?”

The leaders were terrified and pulled their heads back.

“Tell me, which f*cking major are you going to?”

Chen Yu probed, “Can I join both academies?”

The fat man’s expression was unfriendly. “You f*cking fart.”

“Then…” Chen Yu thought for a long time. “Give me a few days to think about it, and I’ll give you an answer.”

“I f*cking gave you a few decades to think about it, and you f*cking got fired.”

Chen Yu frowned. “Your temper is too bad. This is a matter of life and death. You have to let me think about it…”

“The child is right.” Outside the door, a leader of the Qi Martial Arts School could not help but walk in. “This is a matter of life and death…”

Dong!

This time, the fat man directly threw the chair over and smashed it on the ground. “If anyone dares to come in again, I’ll f*cking kill Chen Yu. None of you will get him!”

Chen Yu: “…”

Duan Ye immediately turned around and walked out. “Director, I will come in later. You have to keep your word.”

“…” Chen Yu was expressionless as he slowly pulled out the seven wolf belts on his waist.

“Nah… I was just joking.” Duan Ye walked back embarrassedly.

“Hurry up.” The fat man anxiously urged, “I will give you three seconds. Where are you going?”

“If I go to the Qi Martial Arts School, Will I still be able to attend classes at the Physical Martial Arts School?”

“Are you f*cking dreaming?”

“Alright then.” Chen Yu nodded and made a decision. “I’m not going anywhere.”

Pa! The fat man slammed the table and shouted, “I told you! Don’t f*cking copy me!”

Chen Yu: “…”

Outside the house, when the people from the Qi Martial Arts School heard Chen Yu’s answer, they left dejectedly.

The leaders of the physical martial arts major were in high spirits as they left together.

“Alright. This matter is over.” The fat man panted. From the drawer of the table, he took out three pieces of documents. “Next, there are two things that I need to inform your class. But before I do so, let me f*cking introduce myself first. My surname is Gou, my name is Sheng, and my full name is Gou Sheng. You can call me Director Gou.”

Bahuang Yao bowed. “Good morning, Director Gou.”

Duan Ye bowed. “Good morning, Director Gou.”

Chen Yu nodded. “Good morning, Director Gou.”

“Okay.” His anger subsided slightly, and Gou Sheng distributed the three parts of the document to the three of them.

“What is this?” Duan Ye took it and asked.

“Don’t you f*cking know how to read it?”

“Is it the Student Union’s application document?” Bahuang Yao was surprised.

“Yes.” Gou Sheng nodded. “Sign your name and you’ll be able to enter the Student Union.”

“What are the benefits of entering the Student Union?” Chen Yu asked.

“Benefits! Benefits! Your f*cking mind is full of benefits!” Gou Sheng could not suppress his anger anymore. “The Student Union is one of the most important parts of the school. Do you f*cking think there are any benefits?”

“Brother Yu,” Duan Ye explained from the side. “There are many benefits to joining the Student Union. The first is to completely become a part of the school. Beijing University and Tsinghua University, as you know, are the true top schools in the country. If we join the Student Union, it is equivalent to…”

“Joining*.” Chen Yu understood. “I understand.”

“Okay.” Duan Ye flipped open the document. He continued to explain, “If you want to become a professor, assistant, security officer, or even a commander of the school, the prerequisite is to join the Student Union. The school faces the Student Union, and the resources available to ordinary students are completely different.”

“If you join, you can’t just quit, right?”

“Yes.” Duan Ye nodded and looked at Chen Yu. “If you sign, you’re bound to the school. Unless the higher-ups expel you, you can’t quit.”

“But if you sign it, you won’t be an ordinary student anymore,” Gou Sheng suddenly said. His expression was serious. “Instead, you’ll represent the country and become a national figure. You’ll be able to enter regions and places, and if the mission requires it, you can even command the city-level departments through the school’s application.”

Hearing this, Chen Yu looked at the documents in his hands. For some reason, he thought of Zhang Gang in his mind.

Lowering his head, he flipped through the paper and looked at the clauses. After a long while, he handed the document back. “I choose not to join.”

Gou Sheng raised his eyebrows. “Are you f*cking sure? This kind of opportunity doesn’t come every time.”

“Yes.”

“Okay.” Gou Sheng put the document back into the drawer and looked at Duan Ye and Bahuang Yao. “What about you guys?”

Bahuang Yao bit her lips and hesitated for a while before shaking her head. “I’m… I’m sorry, I don’t want to join for the time being.”

“Oh, that’s weird.” Gou Sheng took back Bahuang Yao’s document. “Other people can’t even get in, but you people who are invited are still f*cking excited. What about you, that fish carrier? Are you giving up too?”

Duan Ye’s face was full of black lines. “My name is Duan Ye. How did you think of fish carrier?”

“I’m too lazy to register. Quickly decide whether to join or not. I’m f*cking busy.”

“I…” Duan Ye flipped to the last page. “I’ll join.”

Chen Yu narrowed his eyes and scratched his ear. “Duan Ye, I don’t feel very good. You can think about it more.”

“There’s nothing to think about.” Duan Ye smiled. “Although I don’t know what you two are thinking, joining the Student Union is a very good choice. I don’t like power, but I need resources, resources that can not be bought with credits. And…”

“And what?”

“And a class with members of the Student Union has a very, very high weight. Whether it’s doing tasks or daily cultivation, it’s twice the result with half the effort. It’s very convenient.”

Duan Ye picked up the pen on the table and looked at Chen Yu seriously. “Our class needs this kind of weight.”

After saying that, he signed his name.

Chen Yu blinked and did not know what to say. He could only nod. “Then, I congratulate you.”

“Same.”

“Finally, there’s a f*cking normal person.”

Gou Sheng took the document in satisfaction and looked at the signature. He suddenly flew into a rage. “You f*cking signed with a fish?!”