This Curse Is Just Awesome

“Can’t I use the name ‘fish’?” Duan Ye was surprised. “You won’t be able to remember it anyway, Director Gou.”

Pa!

Gou Sheng angrily threw the document on the ground. “Whether I remember it or not is my business! Are you trying to fool the dog by signing a fake name?”

Lowering his head, Duan Ye looked at the information on the ground. After hesitating for a moment, he nodded. “Mm.”

“You still dare to f*cking ‘mm’?!” Gou Sheng’s eyes were about to pop out of their sockets. He took out a mountain-splitting ax from the drawer. “Try to ‘mm’ again?”

When Chen Yu saw this, he hurriedly pulled the handle back and took a step forward to kick Duan Ye. “You damned child, how can you lower yourself to the level of… Director Gou?”

“What did you say?!” Gou Sheng raised his ax.

“No, how can you compete with Director Gou?” Chen Yu quickly corrected himself.

“I’m sorry, I was wrong.” Duan Ye took advantage of the situation and apologized to Gou Sheng. “I’ll write it properly this time.”

“Write!” Gou Sheng put down his ax, took out another stack of application forms from the drawer, and threw it out.

Duan Ye raised his hand to catch them, flipped to the last page, and signed his name.

Chen Yu poked his head out and realized that it was really Duan Ye’s name. He said in a low voice, “Have you decided?”

“Yes.” Duan Ye handed over the information sheet and looked at Chen Yu and Bahuang Yao. He patted his chest. “From now on, I’m part of the Student Union. If you two need anything, feel free to look for me. Of course, as a price, shouldn’t my position in our class be affected as well?”

“Sure, that’s a must.” Chen Yu nodded. “From now on, you will be the third in our class.”

“?” Duan Ye was displeased. “So you want to move down? Even if you’re not the first, you have to at least remain second?”

“People’s public servants, they have to go deep into the grassroots…”

“Why don’t you two chat a little longer?” Gou Sheng squinted. “I’ll f*cking hand over my office to you two?”

“Director… Director Gou, please continue.” Bahuang Yao bowed slightly. “Don’t worry about them.”

Glancing at Bahuang Yao, Gou Sheng’s anger subsided slightly and he sat down again. “The third thing is…”

Plop.

Before he could finish his sentence, he fell down.

“F*ck! Where’s my chair?!”

Chen Yu: “You threw it at them just now.”

Duan Ye: “Yeah, it was shattered into pieces.”

“…” Gou Sheng clenched his fists and got up, his eyes spitting fire. “The two of you are the worst batch of students I’ve ever seen!”

Chen Yu said, “Then your knowledge is too little.”

Duan Ye said, “That’s right. You can still see it when we get to squat next year.”

“The two of you should stop talking!” Bahuang hurriedly pushed Chen Yu and Duan Ye back, then took a chair and placed it behind Director Gou. “Director, please take a seat.”

“…If not for this kid, I would have broken your knees and kicked them like a ball.”

After saying that, Gou Sheng sat on the chair and cleared his throat, “We’ve finished talking about the Student Union. Now, the third thing. After discussing with the teaching department, we’ve decided to change a safety officer for you.”

“Change a safety officer?” Chen Yu became stunned, “Change Brother Tie?”

“Yes.” Gou Sheng nodded, “Zhang Tie is not suitable to be a safety officer anymore.”

After exchanging a few glances with each other, Bahuang Yao hesitated. “Director, my… our safety officer is just in a coma. Why isn’t he suitable?”

“He will be in a coma for a long time. At least one month. Will you still f*cking do your task during this period?”

“Oh… It’s just a mission. That’s fine.” Chen Yu waved his hand. “We have enough credits and don’t need to accept missions. If it really doesn’t work out, we can still lend out usury.”

Gou Sheng tilted his head. “Usury?”

“No, it’s a campus loan.”

Gou Sheng tilted his head even more. “A campus loan?!”

Duan Ye hurriedly covered Chen Yu’s mouth. “Director… Director Gou, we don’t lack credits anyway. If it’s because of the mission, the teaching department doesn’t need to worry about it. We’ll wait for the security personnel to wake up before accepting the mission.”

“We’ll talk about the security personnel first.” Gou Sheng stood up and stared at Chen Yu suspiciously. “What’s with the school loan?”

“…” Chen Yu was silent for a moment. “…Abba, abba, abba.”

“You f*cking became mute all of a sudden?”

“Abba.” Chen Yu nodded.

Gou Sheng narrowed his eyes slightly and looked at Duan Ye. “Speak.”

Duan Ye: “…Abba, abba.”

Gou Sheng: “…”

There was a brief silence in the conference room.

Clenching his fist, Gou Sheng looked at the trembling Bahuang Yao and said, “You, speak!”

Bahuang Yao: “…”

Gou Sheng: “…”

Bahuang Yao: “…Abba.”

Gou Sheng: “…”

“…”

Knock, knock, knock!

Less than three seconds of silence, when Gou Sheng was about to lose his temper, there was a knock on the door.

“Director Gou.” An adult female fighter held a pile of documents and greeted them, “The principal has informed you to attend a meeting upstairs. Please go there as soon as possible.”

“…Got it.”

After the female fighter left, Gou Sheng sat down once again and glanced at Chen Yu and the other two fighters. “You… are not right. I will keep an eye on you from now on.”

Chen Yu and the other two fighters revealed an embarrassed smile.

“Time is limited. Let me finish my words.” Gou Sheng accelerated his speech, “It’s not about when Zhang Tie will wake up. Instead, it’s about his brain injury, which will severely affect his battle strength for a long time. Therefore, we’ve decided to temporarily strip off his identity as a security officer and assign you a more suitable one.”

“What’s more suitable?” Chen Yu asked.

“Your talent is better than what you predicted when you entered the school. Of course, you should assign a stronger security officer. Now, as long as you don’t have any objection, the Dean of Education will arrange it for you.”

“No objection? How could we not have any objection?” Duan Ye’s face turned ugly. “Zhang Tie has saved my life and is also our comrade-in-arms. How could you change him just like that?”

“…” Gou Sheng was silent for a while before saying, “It’s for your own good.”

“No need!” Duan Ye pressed down his emotions and leaned on the table while staring at Gou Sheng, “Zhang Tie is the safety officer of Class 2 forever. Nobody can change him.”

Chen Yu slowly raised his hand. “…”

Bahuang Yao nodded forcefully, “Hmm!”

“…Unless it’s a young woman with big breasts and big buttocks,” Duan Ye added.

Pah!

The next second, Chen Yu directly slapped Duan Ye’s forehead, “I’ll f*ck you to death.”

“Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho!” Duan Ye covered his head as he roared, “Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch…”

After pushing Duan Ye to the back, Chen Yu said with a solemn look, “Director Gou, according to your explanation just now, I have a question. I hope you can answer it.”

Gou Sheng raised his wrist and glanced at the time on the Rolex, “Sure, hurry up.”

“Tell me, your teaching department has decided to temporarily strip Zhang Tie of his status as a safety officer…”

“Is there a problem?” A brilliant light flashed across Gou Sheng’s eyes.

“Yes.” Chen Yu nodded, “He’s in the Intensive Care Unit right now. His treatment standard is that of a safety officer. If his status as a safety officer is revoked, will there be any change in the treatment standard?”

“…” Gou Sheng became silent.

Duan Ye and Bahuang Yao also recovered their composure as their expressions changed slightly.

“Actually, the school’s idea is to give up Zhang Tie, right?” Chen Yu changed the direction and asked, “As his battle strength has been weakened, he could not form his battle strength when he fell into a coma. Additionally, he has a connection with the Fair Association. Additionally, he’s still carrying out an expensive treatment plan. Therefore, he might as well cancel his status as a safety officer. Is that right?”

“…” Gou Sheng remained silent.

“This is not something that humans do, right?” Chen Yu narrowed his eyes.

“…It’s very complicated. It’s not as simple as you said.”

“What a rich guy.” Duan Ye sneered. “All the staff are tools. I don’t want to join the Student Union anymore. Is it too late for me to return?”

“The school is also from your point of view.” Gou Sheng stood up and glanced over the crowd, “Zhang Tie is indeed not suitable to be your safety officer anymore.”

“You shouldn’t be from our point of view.” Chen Yu pointed at himself. “You should be from the human point of view.”

After saying that, he turned around and left.

Before leaving the door, he left a sentence, “Class 2 doesn’t agree to change the safety officer.”

“You f*cking idiots!” Gou Sheng suddenly roared.

“Whether we’re rational or not, we should at least wait for brother tie to recover.” Duan Ye curled his lips as he left.

“I’m… I’m sorry.”

Bahuang Yao bowed slightly and also left quickly.

“…”

Gou Sheng was the only one left in the meeting room.

He stood at his original position. The anger on his face gradually disappeared and turned into calmness.

“A bunch of idiots.”

“…”

“…Idiots.”

…

They left the teaching building.

Chen Yu led Duan Ye and Bahuang Yao to a small forest.

“First of all…” After organizing his words, Chen Yu said, “I made the decision without discussing it with you, but you should be thinking the same as me, right?”

“Yes.” Bahuang Yao nodded. “It’s the same.”

“Yes.” Duan Ye nodded. “Who would dare to be different?”

He glared at Duan Ye. Chen Yu continued, “But Brother Tie’s brain injury is a fact. Even if he wakes up, according to the school, the recovery time should be very long. In the future, we might face a situation where there is no security personnel. Can everyone accept this?”

“Yes.” The girl still nodded. “Yes.”

“I don’t have a problem either, but…” Duan Ye hesitated. “From a rational point of view… What I say, you can’t hit me.”

“Why would I hit you?” Chen Yu rolled up his sleeves. “Don’t worry and say it boldly.”

“Gulp…”

Blinking, Duan Ye shook his head. “I… I better not say it.”

“If you don’t say it, you’ll get beaten up easily.”

“You f*cking…”

“Don’t learn from that Gou Sheng. Say it quickly.”

“Then I’ll say it.”

Duan Ye took a few steps back, he hid behind Bahuang Yao. “Brother Tie is a good person, and he has a good relationship with us. We can’t do something like killing a donkey after grinding it down. But rationally… If Brother Tie’s condition has been bad ever since he woke up, we… You two understand what I mean, right?”

Hearing that, Bahuang Yao fell silent.

Chen Yu put down his sleeves and said, “You’re saying that Brother Tie can’t do his job as a safety officer. For the sake of the class, we have to change the safety officer, right?”

Duan Ye shrunk his head and said, “Ah… Yes.”

“Look at how scared you are. When have I ever hit you? What are you afraid of?”

Chen Yu sat down on the grass and sighed. “Feelings are feelings, reality is reality. If Brother Tie’s strength is really low after he wakes up, then taking him on a mission is also a kind of danger and burden.”

“So…” Bahuang Yao lowered her head. “Brother Tie… Will it be someone else sooner or later?”

“It depends on the situation. If he recovers smoothly, there’s naturally no need to take it seriously. In short, during Brother Tie’s absence, we have no safety personnel, so we can only rely on ourselves.”

“Brother Tie’s injury this time was really too sudden and so serious.” Duan Ye was frustrated. “If I had been faster at that time…”

“If not for you, we would have been wiped out.” Chen Yu patted Duan Ye’s knee. “Don’t think too much.”

“Speaking of wiped out, I’m very curious. That kind of spiritual power of yours was too exaggerated. How did you do it?”

“Isn’t it just ordinary? You’re a Qi martial arts major. In terms of spiritual power, you can’t even beat a physical martial artist like me. How could you have the nerve to ask?”

Duan Ye: “…”

“Brother Yu, your spiritual power is so strong. Why didn’t you choose to change your major at the guidance office?” Bahuang Yao suddenly asked.

“Are you stupid? A class is two physical martial artists and a Qi martial artist. I went to learn martial techniques, and then…” Chen Yu stretched out his index finger and gently stroked Bahuang Yao’s cheek. “Then I lost you.”

Duan Ye: “…”

Bahuang Yao looked at Chen Yu in a daze, and her brain completely froze.

One second.

Two seconds.

Three seconds later.

The girl’s skin began to turn red.

Steam began to sizzle from the top of her head..

Chen Yu was instantly surprised and pointed at Bahuang Yao’s head. “Duan Ye, look, she’s smoking!”

Duan Ye was also shocked. “Holy shit, it’s true. She’s smoking!”

Chen Yu: “Awesome!”

Duan Ye: “Awesome, awesome…”

“…”

Bahuang Yao’s breathing quickened as she felt the world spin around her. With a plop, she fell to the ground.

In her daze, she could still vaguely hear the shouts of her two teammates.

“Oh my god, it’s still smoking? It can’t be that she’s burning up, right?”

“Hurry up and get the people to take her temperature…”

“No, she’ll get frostbite…”

…

At the same time.

Director Gou Sheng arrived at the conference hall on the top floor. When he saw the many big shots in the room, his spirit shook. He quickly moved his fat legs and sat on his seat.

Creak.

The wooden chair couldn’t bear the weight and let out an ear-piercing groan.

“Everyone is here.” In the leader’s seat, an old man with a beard that reached his abdomen went straight to the point. “The scale of the Beast Tide is gradually taking shape. At most, it will launch a general attack on the Capital City in a month.”

As he finished speaking, everyone’s expressions became solemn.

“But the world high school tournament will begin within a month. Should we cancel it?” A young voice broke the silence.

Everyone looked over.

The speaker was none other than Bahuang Yi.

“We won’t cancel it.” The long-bearded old man shook his head. “Not only will we not cancel it, we will do even more. It would be best if we gather all the elites from all the universities in the world.”

“You are going to…” Gou Sheng narrowed his eyes.

“Yes.” The old man nodded. “We will drag the entire world into the water to resist this Beast Tide together.”

Buzz, buzz, buzz…

Everyone immediately began to discuss animatedly.

Bang, bang!

The old man lightly knocked on the table, and the scene fell silent for a second.

“So I’ve decided that we will increase the cost of this World University Competition. We will invite all the third-rate and above schools from abroad to provide all the food and accommodation. The winner will be rewarded with an increase in the ranking to 100.”

“This… This standard is too big…”

“Okay. As for the financial burden, you should plan more. You can further reduce the cost of professors, assistants, security personnel, as well as various units and branches. Especially those who are seriously injured and can’t fight effectively after a month. If you have to give up, give up. Concentrate the medical force and strengthen the treatment of those who are lightly injured and those who are expected to be injured. This will ensure the overall combat strength of the martial artists.”

“If that’s the case… the dissatisfaction and conflict may continue to grow…”

“In front of the exotic beasts, do you still care about emotions and conflict?” The old man’s gaze was sharp. “It can be said that this is humanity’s last chance. It just so happens that we’re in time for the World University Tournament. In the future, we won’t be able to concentrate so much power.”

“…Alright, Principal. I’ll give you the invitation list and the plan tomorrow.”

“Okay.” The old man nodded. The old man stood up. “Not only should we invite the students of the various universities, but we should also invite the warriors at the professor level to have an exchange. We can promise some benefits when appropriate. In short, the warriors who come into the Capital will either die with the Capital or fight back the Beast Tide. There is no other possibility.”

“In this way, even if we fight back the Beast Tide, our country’s reputation…”

“You don’t even care about your life, do you?” The old man interrupted. “When you succeed, people will forget the darkness of all your tricks.”

“You’re damn right!” Gou Sheng couldn’t hold back his excitement and stood up abruptly. “That’s what we should do!”

“I’ve said it many times, haven’t I? If you swear in front of me again, you’ll get out on your own.”

“Alright.”

Gou Sheng bent down in high spirits and turned into a circle, rolling out one round after another…

“Then, there are two more things.”

As he spoke, the long-bearded old man looked at Bahuang Yi. “First, in order to delay the time for the Beast Tide to attack and ensure that the World University Tournament is held smoothly, the task of ‘guiding’ the Beast Tide will be left to you.”

“Alright.” Bahuang Yi nodded expressionlessly. Deep within his pupils, there was a glint that no one could see through.

“Second…” The old man’s tone instantly became bleak. “The fittest will be eliminated and all students will be mobilized to clear out the mutated beasts at the edge of the Beast Tide.”

“It’s time for them to see blood…”