This Family Made Fun Of All The Merits Of My Previous Life

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man.

There are only three things to pursue in this life.

1. Power.

2. Wealth.

3. Status.

But in fact, such things as power and wealth cannot be obtained by one's own efforts to a large extent. The right time, place and people and the ancestors of such things have already seen through the mystery back then, so these two points require opportunities.

but.

Status is different.

Especially - family status!

And Jiang Mingyan is obviously a representative talent in this area. Although he is very aware that the duration of his 'family status BUFF' is very limited, this does not prevent him from doing his best to replace the majority of male compatriots in a short and limited time. Enjoy these good times.

He doesn't care whether it's a sudden death on the spot or a late execution.

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Living room corner.

The cameras of the program group flashed green light spots, taking a full view of the two-bedroom apartment assigned to the contestants by the program group, and showing the daily life of the participating families to the audience in the live broadcast room in real time.

And in the live broadcast room of "Family in Love", nearly 20,000 viewers are watching the content in the camera, gnashing their teeth, and cursing on the barrage:

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——【If I am guilty, please let God punish me, but why do you want me to see this kind of thing! ? (cover mouth and cry)]

——[Excuse me, how can I let my girlfriend accidentally see this! 】

——[ (cover mouth and cry) Is this Jiang Mingyan's family status? Wake me up, all of this is just a script of the program group, right? It is impossible for such a thing to happen in real life, right? 】

——[So angry, I immediately pulled up my girlfriend who was lying on the bed like a dead pig and beat her up, hehe, I’m not bragging, she was frightened by my beating at that time, she knelt on the ground and begged Watch me not die. 】

——[Pfftch... Booming in a trance...]

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Jiang Mingyan was lying on the sofa.

Blowing on the air conditioner, watching TV, with his legs unceremoniously placed on Chen Xiaoran's slender long white legs, he just let out an understatement of 'ah', and immediately obediently stuffed the peeled grapes into his mouth.

One bite, the taste is sour and delicious, refreshing, so pleasant!

"Drink...tui!"

Spitting out the grape seeds, Jiang Mingyan frowned slightly: "Chen Xiaoran, what's the matter with you, don't you know how to remove the grape seeds? Are you trying to choke me to death?"

Chen Xiaoran immediately glared: "..."

Jiang Xiaomi, who was standing by the side, couldn't help but sighed, then covered her face, and muttered, "Here we go again..."

Noticing Chen Xiaoran's unfriendly gaze, Jiang Mingyan said in a deep voice, "Chen Xiaoran! Please pay attention to your gaze, and you must do your best not to make me repeat it. The reason I remind you is that I hope you don't make the same mistake again. I hope you are not ignorant."

"!!!"

Chen Xiaoran didn't stop at that time, and almost dropped the grape in his hand: "Jiang's name! I warn you not to go too far! You have made an inch of it! Let me tell you, our agreement to exchange identities is only seven days! Only seven days !!!Haven't you thought about what will happen to you seven days later if you treat me like this now!?"

"Hehe, are you threatening me?"

Jiang Mingyan was overjoyed, squinting his eyes and sneering again and again: "Very good, you can remind me of the danger in the future, you Brother Jiang is very happy, but Brother Jiang doesn't like your tone just now, besides, a good man is full of courage, I am dignified A seven-foot man, can you still be bluffed by your bitch!?"

【Popularity】+1+1+1+1+1...

【Popularity】+1+1+1+1+1...

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——【Puff ha ha ha ha ha! God damn it... such a good man is full of but, I'm going to die laughing at him! 】

—— [...Jiang Mingyan, why do you dare to pull so hard! 】

——[Brother Jiang is really a role model for my generation... I really admire it, but don't worry, Brother Jiang, if something happens to you after seven days, I will definitely set up a plaque for you, and I will worship you every year. 】

——[Brother Jiang, I sell timber, and I have already followed you...]

——[Excuse me, a good man has a trial order all over his body, can he really use it here...]

...

Facing Chen Xiaoran's threat, Jiang Mingyan was right.

"Chen Xiaoran, you said it yourself. Our identity exchange agreement lasts for seven days. As Party A, I have to remind you. Article 3 of the agreement clearly stipulates: Within these seven days, Chen Ms. Xiaoran must unconditionally obey all demands of Mr. Jiang Mingyan that do not violate the bottom line of morality and basic laws. If there is any unilateral breach of contract, Mr. Jiang Mingyan has the right to choose to withdraw from the reality show "Family of Love."

"What's the matter? It looks like you don't want the 30 million super prize. If you don't want it, you can break the contract. I don't care."

Looking at Jiang Mingyan's expression that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.

Chen Xiaoran could only forcefully suppress the anger in her heart, for no other reason than for the 30 million, she had to endure these seven days!

Ten years is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge, let alone only seven days?

subsequently.

Chen Xiaoran then gave him a thumbs up, gritted his teeth and said, "Okay! Very good! Jiang Mingyan, you can do it, just wait for me! I have already figured out where to bury you in seven days!"

"Are you threatening me again?"

"!!!" Chen Xiaoran took a deep breath, then tried to hide the murderous look in his eyes as much as possible, and showed an extremely hypocritical smile by the way: "Eh hehehe...Okay, whatever you say is what you say, May I ask Jiang Mingyan to be realistic, is there anything else you need from me to serve you now?"

"Hey, this look is much more relaxed."

Jiang Mingyan had already thought about it.

Anyway, if you work for one day, you will die, and if you work for seven days, you will swear to death. Since there is no end to death, then he simply chooses the kind of death without a whole body.

"Go, get me a basin of footwashing water, I want to soak my feet."

"??? What the hell!? Soak your feet!??? The temperature outside is nearly 30 degrees in June, and you told me you want to soak your feet in hot water!?"

Chen Xiaoran was a little skeptical about life at the time: "Jiang Mingyan, are you going crazy!? You are almost enough. The ancestors asked you to keep a line of life, but they didn't let you leave a last word!"

Jiang Mingyan: "...Are you threatening me again?"

"Mr. Jiang, you misunderstood." Chen Xiaoran smiled slightly: "I'm going to wash your feet with warm water. Do you need soap? Sorry, since today is the first day of our broadcast, and the show The group only gave us 100 yuan, so the current treasury is empty, and we really can’t afford to buy soap, so please, Mr. Jiang, please feel wronged and use cleaning balls layer by layer.”

"..." Jiang Mingyan touched his chin, and thought about it for a while: "Cleaning ball... I'm afraid this is not suitable, it will rub the bald skin, so you rub it with your hands. "

Chen Xiaoran: "???"

--Snapped!

Jiang Xiaomi couldn't bear to look directly at him: "Dad, don't do it anymore, or I will really have to dress you in mourning after seven days..."

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