This Family Made Fun Of All The Merits Of My Previous Life
2. Can You Make Me A Boneless Chicken Feet First! (Kneeling For Flower Evaluation Votes)
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This is the world's first reality show centered on "Family Daily" - the program group screened 100 different families from all over the country, and entered Linhai City with only 100 yuan at the beginning.
Take a year-long life challenge.
In this process.
Every family needs to rely on their own hands to get rich and constantly improve the overall living standard of the family, thus creating more happiness index.
finally.
The family with the most happiness index will not only get the 30 million super cash prize provided by the program group, but also get all the wealth created by all the "eliminated" families during the competition.
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Although the bonus is tempting.
But in fact, Jiang Mingyan didn't really want to participate in this kind of show - because he always felt that most of these "reality show" shows were scripted, and even if he was the champion, it might be decided by default, and people like himself who had no backstage Those who are not famous are most likely just running with them.
It was just that Chen Xiaoran couldn't hold back, so he agreed to sign up.
But he never expected that their family was actually selected by the program crew. That night, he could only bite the bullet and have a showdown with Chen Xiaoran, clearly stating that he did not want to participate, and hoped that Chen Xiaoran would also withdraw voluntarily.
Unfortunately.
Chen Xiaoran was not happy, and after some forceful negotiations, the two signed the "Seven-Day Identity and Role Swap" agreement, which made Chen Xiaoran quite ashamed. During these seven days, Chen Xiaoran will take on the role of "husband" Jiang Mingyan can exercise all the authority of his 'wife' as it should.
in this way.
Only then did the scene where Jiang Mingyan was extremely arrogant on the first day of the broadcast.
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Lying in bed.
Looking at the chandelier on the ceiling - Jiang Mingyan had an electronic display flashing in his mind that only he could see.
【Name】Jiang Mingyan
【Popularity】2.3w
【Skills】None
[props] no
[Popular shopping mall] Consuming popularity can buy/upgrade various skills in the shopping mall...
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This thing was actually just obtained last night.
As a time traveler, Jiang Mingyan naturally knew how to use this thing - after all, the system panel looked so simple and violent, but basically anyone who was not a child with cerebral palsy could understand it at a glance.
The reason why he did that on purpose during the day was more or less the idea of gathering popularity.
And it turns out.
In just one day, his popularity has increased by more than 20,000, which is enough to show that his 'work' has indeed achieved certain results.
There are six days left.
Jiang Mingyan decided that he must make good use of the remaining six days, work hard, work hard, and earn popularity with all his might. At worst, on the seventh day...well... think of a way, He didn't believe that Chen Xiaoran was really willing to beat him to death!
After all, after all these years, the relationship between husband and wife is still quite good.
Moreover.
When the time comes to gain popularity, learn some skills, earn some money, and coax a girl, isn't the old lady blowing her nose with her hand?
Well it doesn't exist.
Think about it.
Jiang Mingyan was so happy in his heart, he glanced at Chen Xiaoran, she was already asleep, with both hands around Jiang Mingyan's neck, she seemed to be sleeping soundly.
Jiang Mingyan smiled and reached out to stroke her hair.
Unexpectedly.
This light touch woke Chen Xiaoran awake.
"What are you doing!"
Chen Xiaoran stared at him vigilantly, probably because Jiang Mingyan was frightened during the day, so he asked directly and loudly: "Jiang Mingyan! It's late at night! You! Return! Want! What! What!"
"Forehead......"
Jiang Mingyan was a little unresponsive to her sudden question, and he swallowed his saliva after blinking, "I...I'm hungry."
Jiang Mingyan: "..."
"Honey, I'm hungry..." Jiang Mingyan showed an aggrieved expression, looked at him with pouted lips, and yelled while shaking his arms: "I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I can't sleep because I'm so hungry I'm so hungry, I'm really hungry..."
"You...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"
The scream of the woman's collapse resounded throughout the house, and even Jiang Xiaomi in the next room was alarmed. The little girl opened the door with a puzzled expression, and stared at the couple with two big watery eyes: "Mom, Dad, What's the matter with you..."
This moment.
Chen Xiaoran was about to go crazy. She pointed at Jiang Mingyan's nose and said angrily, "Jiang! Ming! Yan! Don't bully people too much! I don't usually do this!"
heard the words.
Jiang Mingyan deliberately whispered to Jiang Xiaomi: "Girl, let me tell you, when your mother was in love with me, she did more than this! At three o'clock in the morning, she told me to eat barbecue, and, she still You called me out for a drink at four o'clock in the morning."
Jiang Xiaomi pouted her lips: "...Then I usually go to bed a little late, and my mother beats me..."
"Jiang Mingyan!"
Chen Xiaoran was so angry: "Don't force me! If you push me, I can do anything!"
"Is it?"
Jiang Mingyan approached her fearlessly, squinted his eyes and asked, "Then are you in a hurry now?"
Chen Xiaoran: "Hurry up!"
Jiang Mingyan: "That means you can do everything now, right?"
Chen Xiaoran: "Yes!"
Jiang Mingyan looked sincere: "Then can you make me a boneless chicken feet first? I want to eat that."
Chen Xiaoran: "..."
Jiang Xiaomi: "..."
Hearing this, Chen Xiaoran was stunned for a moment, but after staying for less than three seconds, she broke her guard: "Pfft...hahahahaha!! Surnamed Jiang! You...hahahaha, you are arguing! You are arguing!" Just quarrel, don't make me laugh...hahahaha..."
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--【Wa hahaha! ! Sooner or later, I'm going to be laughed to death in this live broadcast room! 】
——[23333~~~Help, I can't stop laughing. 】
--【Oh my God! What the hell is going on in Brother Jiang's mind? 】
——【Boneless Phoenix Claw, is he serious? Ha ha ha ha......】
——[I found out, in fact, Chen Xiaoran is also a joker, the so-called fish matches fish and shrimp, and the turtles get married, the old ancestor's words are not unreasonable. 】
——[Good guy, Tianxiu's answer, the old man learned it, try it on my daughter-in-law next time. 】
——[(tears) Don’t try it, everyone, I tried it just now, and then my wife said she wanted to eat it too, and now I’m trying to find a way to make boneless chicken feet for her, can anyone give me a teaching link.. ....]
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