This Family Made Fun Of All The Merits Of My Previous Life
102. Netizen: Fuck, This Tm Is A Genius! (Kneeling To Subscribe)
In fact, many times, some awesome ideas are born inadvertently—just like Jiang Mingyan thought of bringing the food culture of ethnic minorities to big cities after Yao Li's "reminder".
Although they currently have no similar cases to learn from, they at least gave "Home Cooking" a seemingly reliable choice.
certainly.
The specific operation of this matter still needs to be carried out by Ye Lin. This is her field of expertise. Even if eight Jiang Mingyans are tied together, they may not be worth one Ye Lin.
After the communication, Jiang Mingyan left the restaurant.
But Yao Li stayed - she still needs to learn some things in order to be competent for the job Ye Lin entrusted to her.
But Jiang Mingyan felt that this time should be soon.
Because Yao Li seems to be looking forward to her new job.
on the way home.
The photographer asked nervously, "Brother, what do you think of my performance today, and what will Yao Li think of me?"
hear this.
Jiang Mingyan almost stepped on the accelerator and said, "Dude, I'm driving. Don't say such weird things, it sounds scary."
Photographer: "???"
"I think, your current focus should be on work. After all, as long as you have money these days, there is a high probability that you will have a girlfriend."
"I feel like you're insulting me, brother."
"I just gave you a suggestion with a higher success rate.
"When you say that, I feel that you are insulting me even more."
For this controversy.
Jiang Mingyan didn't bother to argue, at least in his opinion, this was probably the only possibility for the photographer to accept love.
When he got home, Jiang Xiaomi greeted him with open arms, then looked at Jiang Ming eagerly and said, "I'm hungry."
"hungry?"
Jiang Mingyan blinked: "Didn't you eat?"
"Eat, but not tasty."
Jiang Xiaomi pouted aggrievedly: "The takeaway is too bad, so I'm hungry again."
"Okay, I'll cook."
Since the decoration of the new home was completed, Jiang Xiaomi was kept at home for most of the time——Jiang Mingyan deliberately bought a smartphone for Jiang Xiaomi to use. Apart from the necessary delivery, the remaining functions are Playing games to pass the time.
In fact, Chen Xiao expressed his fierce protest against this behavior.
She thinks that Jiang Xiaomi is too young, and letting her play games all the time is not good for her.
But Jiang Mingyan didn't think so - he calculated the time, Jiang Xiaomi would have to start school in a few days, and playing games for her now, to put it bluntly, meant to relax before school started, anyway, Jiang Mingyan decided this way: When school starts, she will never be allowed to play games.
I think so, but whether I can do it by then is another matter...
In theory.
The start date of the school is all in September-but in fact, these children in the program group have other arrangements.
Since the participating families may be eliminated anytime and anywhere, if this stage happens to be after the official school starts, once they are eliminated, this will cause the children to return to their hometown after half of the school - and the ' "Temporary transfer" is actually a very troublesome thing, especially in some areas, if it is not done well, the whole semester may be delayed.
So think twice.
The program group directly found a "private elementary school" and reached an agreement with the primary school - for the 100 students in the program group, the "course" will start in advance. As for the textbooks, the textbooks from the previous semester will be used first.
certainly.
This is done just in case.
When Zheng'er Bajing starts, the children in the program group still need to go to class honestly. In other words, they probably have to 'make up lessons' in advance.
In fact, this move has been approved by almost all the parents of participating families: after all, they have just started working, and if they keep their children with them, it will undoubtedly delay their work to a great extent.
But if you can throw the kids in the school...
This is a very convenient thing for most parents.
but.
Not all parents would think so, just like—Jiang Mingyan!
There is no food at home.
Jiang Mingyan could only order some noodles and fried two eggs as a meal.
father
Jiang Xiaomi looked at Jiang Mingyan while sucking on the noodles: "I really want to go to school, can I not go, it's still a long time before school starts
"There's no way, you have to go," Jiang Mingyan shrugged helplessly: "Your mother said, if you dare not go, she will kill you, you choose.
"...No, you can change to a new wife for the time being."
"!!!" Jiang Mingyan was shocked immediately: "Don't talk nonsense, I didn't think about it that way, later your mother will know, we both have to die!"
"but.....…"
Jiang Mingyan suddenly changed the subject: "But don't worry too much. Although it is said to be going to school, I guess it is no different from making up lessons. The pressure is definitely not that great, and Dad will find a way to take you to Chisa."
"real?"
"You still don't believe me!?"
"Can I believe it?"
"forget it!"
After the father and daughter finished their meal, they immediately started the sleep mode.
This sleep.
Then I slept until it was dark—until Chen Xiaoran came home from get off work, Jiang Mingyan was still lying heavily on the sofa, but Jiang Xiaomi rolled to the ground at some point. Watching her fall asleep.
Chen Xiaoran couldn't laugh or cry when he saw this scene.
But she didn't bother them, but silently got into the kitchen, then closed the door and lightly prepared dinner, and then called the father and daughter.
have to say.
Chen Xiaoran's cooking skills have improved a lot during this time, from being completely inedible at the beginning, to the point where he can barely eat with water.
Although Jiang Mingyan and Jiang Xiaomi still resisted a little, the father and daughter had a tacit understanding in front of her.
Jiang Mingyan took the initiative to pick up fast meat for Jiang Xiaomi: "Girl, eat more."
Jiang Xiaomi was grateful to Dade for picking up a piece of fish for Jiang Mingyan: "Dad, you're welcome.
"You are growing your body, you should eat this fish yourself."
"Dad, you have worked hard. Eat more to be able to work hard."
Chen Xiaoran looked at them, frowning: "What do you mean? Do you dislike my cooking?"
The father and daughter looked at each other and said in unison: "Absolutely not!"
After dinner.
After drinking three glasses of water vigorously, the father and daughter felt much better.
Chen Xiaoran was washing the dishes, while Jiang Mingyan put his arms around her waist from behind, and whispered in her ear, "Baby."
"If you have something to say, don't be so disgusting."
"Ang, I'll give you some candy." Jiang Mingyan took out a candy from his pocket, peeled it off and fed it to Chen Xiaoran: "I have something to tell you."
"you say."
"Give me an extra five hundred tomorrow."
Chen Xiaoran: "Spit~~~"
Just spit out the sugar.
Jiang Ming said:
www.
He suddenly realized that it was an extremely wrong decision to give all the money to Chen Xiaoran to be a badass!
So he immediately and secretly sent Lao Jiang a prestige—【Dad, bring your bank card tomorrow [I want to use it. 】
Not for a while.
Lao Jiang responded with a message——【I want it from your wife, I'll give it to your wife. 】
"!!!" Jiang Mingyan was shocked - [Dad, what are you doing to her. 】
Lao Jiang—[??? What's the matter, what's the problem, I wanted to give it to you, but I can't see you all day, so I gave it to your wife. 】
Jiang Mingyan——【You are trying to force me to a dead end!!!】
Quit prestige.
Jiang Mingyan's heart was ashamed... Then he went straight into the e-sports room. He needed something exciting to play to soothe his grief and indignation.
But the game has not had time to open.
Jiang Xiaomi sneaked in sneakily, and then slipped into his arms: "Dad, I want to play too.
"you?"
Jiang Mingyan looked at her with disgust: "You can't do it. This game requires operation and brain. Both of you are disabled, so you can't play."
hear this.
The little girl was very unconvinced: "Impossible, I am a good thief at playing games, if you don't believe me, give me a try.
Maybe it was to hit Jiang Xiaomi, but it is also possible that he just wanted to watch Jiang Xiaomi play games and have some fun by himself. Jiang Mingyan opened the League of Legends website with a disdainful smile.
"Come on, give me a look."
Jiang Xiaomi saw the essence of this game at a glance, she blinked curiously and asked: "Isn't this the same as the king?"
"Ang, almost, the king basically copied this game."
"Then I certainly will."
Jiang Xiaomi started to operate the mouse with a serious face——— In fact, this girl's computer skills are not bad, at least the basic operations of typing can be done, and Mingyan often plays games at home, so it's natural to watch too much Also understand a little.
certainly.
Jiang Mingyan couldn't really let her play in ranking. After all, he worked so hard to get to Silver One yesterday.
"Dad, which hero is more powerful?"
"What kind of games do you like to play?"
"Shooters!"
"Then choose Yasuo!"
"OK."
【???Hahahaha, choose Yasuo, are you serious? 】
[Fire, theft, and relatives. 】
[I think Brother Jiang just wants to see how the meal is done. 】
【(covers mouth and cries) Let me tell you a secret, if you search for Yasuo in the search bar, you will find that Yasuo is in the ADC. 】
[(Funny) This is due to a certain 0/12 fat man. 】
Although the little girl has never played League.
But after entering the game, she looked at the 'Yasuo' she had chosen suspiciously and fell into deep thought: "Dad, why does this shooter use a knife?"
"It's up to you if he likes it, can you do it, don't come to me.
"I can do it!"
The little girl quickly protected the mouse: "Don't grab it."
subsequently.
She looked at the skill introduction carefully again: "Dad, what does this skill mean.
"Simple, the Q skill is to poke others, two pokes can accumulate a wind, and then the third can use the wind to blow people up.
*W skill can create a wind wall to resist all flying damage, anyway, the shooter can't hit him. "
"Skill E is to swipe back and forth. It can swipe back and forth on minions or enemies. It's very exciting."
"Then the big move is to be able... What the hell should I say, you can only use the big move when others are blown up, just for example, your first use the wind accumulated by Q to blow up others, and then take Big trick, got it."
The little girl seemed to understand but half understood: "I seem to understand, anyway, if you have nothing to do, just poke someone else."
"Oh, yes." "
The game officially begins.
The little girl controlled Yasuo to rush straight into the middle, and sent out a blood two minutes later.
He was killed again three minutes later.
Five minutes later it was back to the spring water.
Jiang Mingyan was overjoyed: "Girl, you can't do this, it's only been a long time, and you've died like this. I reckon that the brilliance in ten minutes can be supernatural. Look at it, and you can only fight against each other under the tower." Line up, and you will die again if you hit another skill."
The little girl ignored Jiang Mingyan, but looked at the computer screen extremely seriously.
Sudden!
Guanghui threw a Q, seeing that the light wave was about to control Yasuo, Jiang Xiaomi had quick eyesight and quick hands, and directly released the wind wall to resist the control.
next second.
The triple E rowed directly to Guanghui's side, received the Q to hit the fly, and then took the big move.
Jiang Mingyan was startled by this sudden silky-smooth operation, and he just stared dumbfounded at Jiang Xiaomi's bloody counter-kill under the tower!
"Fuck!"
Jiang Mingyan couldn't help exclaiming: "Damn it, you can do this, smoother than mine."
Jiang Xiaomi smiled triumphantly: "It's not difficult."
Just press it blindly," Jiang Mingyan naturally couldn't believe that a person who just came into contact with League of Legends could get familiar with the operation so quickly, not to mention that Jiang Xiaomi was only an eight-year-old child: "If you are capable, you can kill again.
"Good!"
Jiang Xiaomi, who successfully killed him, also became more confident at this time.
After returning home to restock, he returned to the middle lane and started laning - but this time his laning details were obviously much better than before.
Not only can use the wind wall to resist skills in time.
And I also know to use the displacement of E to avoid and steal blood...
What Jiang Mingyan watched from the sidelines was thrilling: "Fuck! Xiu'er, did you press that E just by chance or did you press it on purpose to avoid his big move.
"Ah?" Jiang Xiaomi looked puzzled: "Dad, you don't just happen to press it every time to hide your skills, do you?"
Jiang Ming said: "???"
next.
Jiang Xiaomi shows off her micro manipulation again!
Details E soldier, predict the track of brilliant skills, flash and change direction, connect Q on E, activate the big move and ignite, E soldier comes out of the tower, instant single kill!
Jiang Ming said: "!!!"
The two kills (Zhao Qianhao) made Jiang Xiaomi completely excited: "Dad, this hero is so simple."
"Jane...simple!?"
Jiang Mingyan fell into deep thought—he remembered that he seemed to be able to barely do this after playing hundreds of games of Yasuo.
Could it be that Jiang Xiaomi is very talented in games!?
Do not believe.
look again
And as the opponent's middle tower was broken, Yasuo controlled by Jiang Xiaomi was also completely liberated - the bottom lane got three kills in 3V3, Xiaolong got four kills in 5V5, and Dalong won when the opponent started the team first. To Pentakill!
And the most outrageous thing is a wave of team battles next to a tower in the middle.
She actually followed the bird with E to avoid the skill ballistic, and then released Q across the wall instantly, blowing up four people, winning the team battle and ending the wave, winning!
Quit the authority game and get likes from four teammates.
Even the cat assistant in the previous sentence took the initiative to add friends, and came up with a sentence: "big brother, double row? My cat is sneaky, can voice, and can have a body check!"
Jiang Mingyan was excited: "Add...add her as a friend."
Jiang Xiaomi asked in confusion, "What is a physical examination?"
"Oh, it's to prove your own strength."
The little girl thought for a while: "Then can I have a medical examination?"
"Shut up!" Jiang Mingyan was furious: "If you dare to say that to anyone, I'll hang up the electric fan for you!"
Jiang Xiaomi: "...
Game over.
Jiang Mingyan couldn't help but fell into deep thought: "Xiaomi, play two more rounds and I'll see."
"Ang, are you still playing Yasuo?"
"No, you can play whatever you want, I will tell you the characteristics of a hero..."
then.
Jiang Xiaomi played another five matches in a row.
#k--12/4/9
Wayne - 9/5/11
--7/6/13
Juggernaut - 21/4/7
--14/2/8
Jiang Mingyan: "...
Live room: "...This Tm is a genius! Gang?".
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