This Family Made Fun Of All The Merits Of My Previous Life
103. What A Tragedy, My Father And I Were Kicked Out Of The House! (Kneeling To Subscribe)
to be frank.
Jiang Mingyan has now begun to doubt life - he doubts not only his own life, but also whether Jiang Xiaomi is his own daughter.
Is it possible that Jiang Xiaomi is actually a time traveler, and was already a professional LOL player in her previous life...
otherwise.
How do you explain this Tm...
Not only Jiang Mingyan.
The millions of people in the live broadcast room were stunned at this moment.
【This... this is really a record that an eight-year-old girl can achieve!?】
【I don't think age is the key issue, the key is that it's her first time playing with her, what the hell!!!】
【??? Fake, this...】
[Really! Every time Brother Jiang just told her the characteristics of the hero she chose, as well as the precautions and the usage of some combos.
I wonder if Raven Lightspeed QA can also operate it in one go!]
【It’s so cool, just now the Tsar flashed and scored in the round, and instantly shifted the push stick, Kangshou used a big move and pushed four people: [Stunned)]
[Nine tails are more beautiful, well, the three-stage ult is shifted, and Xeras on the opposite side can't hit her with one skill except flat A!]
【...Fuck, this is a genius, a genius among geniuses!】
This moment.
Jiang Mingyan's mind was in turmoil: he still couldn't figure out what was going on, and he estimated that it would take him a lifetime to digest the six short games.
If Chen Xiaoran hadn't rushed in angrily, Jiang Mingyan would have made Jiang Xiaomi play a few more rounds no matter what!
However.
The video of Jiang Xiaomi playing games was quickly edited and uploaded to the self-media platform.
And a 15-minute video titled "An Eight-Year-Old Girl Shows Shocking Game Talent" even rushed to the top of the hot list in just a few hours.
Douyin has played more than 20 million times.
And the comments are even denser, countless
"??? This is operated by an eight-year-old girl!?"
"Damn it! I can't even operate it with a plug-in.
"Is there a boss who can say a few words, has she opened it?"
"...Personally, I think it's on."
"Fuck you, can you play this kind of operation by opening the hook? Tell me what the hook is, and I will buy it too!"
"It wasn't on. I was watching the live broadcast, and his father, Jiang Mingyan, was shocked."
"This is the light of hope for LPL!"
"@EGDClub, come out and see, there's talent.
"@RGNRoyal Club. …"
"?833??What kind of mentality is @RGN!"
On the scarf, the discussion of the topic is higher.
Not only netizens, but even many LPL clubs and some top professional players reposted this video one after another.
Diao Ren———【Surprised me! This is really a collection of operations that an eight-year-old girl can type!?】
Brother Gangzi—— [One thing to say, one thing, I spent my whole life and never played such a beautiful operation as hers. 】
Yang Lai Renzhu Li —— [This video must have been synthesized. 】
ZUI——【This Wei En is better than me!】
EGD Club——【Isn’t this Jiang Xiaomi!? I was still watching their live broadcast during the day, but I didn’t watch it all night, and such a big thing happened!?】
DJ Club——【LPL Xiao Feike?】
RGN Club——[The contract has been drawn up...]
Early the next morning.
As soon as Chen Xiaoran left the house, Jiang Mingyan immediately dragged Jiang Xiaomi into the e-sports room.
..." Jiang Xiaomi looked at Jiang Mingyan with a puzzled expression and asked, "Dad, why are you so serious? Did I do something wrong.
"Don't talk, come on, continue to play games, you can play whatever I want you to play.
"what?"
Jiang Xiaomi's mind is full of question marks now.
Although Jiang Mingyan usually allowed her to play games, he had never 'requested' her to play games with such a serious attitude.
Although she didn't understand the situation, the little girl nodded and agreed.
"Let me play a game of robbery first, let me tell you, this hero is an assassin, and the characteristics of his skills are probably... blah blah blah blah... In a word, it must be limited to the ultimate move Deal more damage within the time, then use W to escape the battlefield uniquely, let's start!"
35 minutes later.
#--16/2/6
Opposite Male Knife - 7/14/7
"!!!" Jiang Mingyan: "This hero is called Ruiwen, and the most classic is the speed of light QA......"
37 minutes later.
--17/5/4.
Opposite Swordswoman - 2/11/6
"!!!" Jiang Ming said: "This hero is called Sword Demon. Before playing, I will show you a video of a god descending from the earth."
42 minutes later.
Sword Demon - 24/5/12
Opposing Weapons - 2/16/6
Jiang Mingyan was completely in chaos.
He suddenly realized.
Jiang Xiaomi is probably a monster...... Otherwise, this matter really cannot be explained!
All morning. (cgdh)
Played 9 innings.
Among them, the blood was C in 8 rounds, and the only game I lost was because I chose Nami, so I really couldn't get up.
And at this very moment.
The number of people in his live broadcast room soared from the regular 1.2 million to more than 2.7 million.
in.
Most of them came from watching the video last night.
besides.
On the major live broadcast platforms, many LOL anchors are rebroadcasting what is happening in their live broadcast rooms, and those nine games directly shocked all the LOL anchors.
They couldn't believe it.
An eight-year-old girl who first came into contact with the League of Legends, was able to achieve such a magnificent record: Although Jiang Xiaomi suffered a loss due to unfamiliar reasons at the beginning, she soon found out the different characteristics of each hero and played to the best of her abilities. to the best extent.
Teacher Ma is the most famous teaching ceiling of League of Legends. After watching Jiang Xiaomi's game content, he couldn't help but said with emotion: "This little girl is incredible. Although her current operation is still far from her unique skills, she is still a hero after all. Playing for the first time, I guess [this little girl can still have a diamond level before using it, maybe ordinary diamond players can't beat her! "
"But that's not the key issue. The key point is that she hasn't received professional training. If she can really train, I guess it won't be a big problem to get a job!"
That afternoon.
Jiang Xiaomi continued to play games—and Jiang Mingyan naturally became her exclusive tutor.
and.
Jiang Mingyan directly changed the original matchmaking mode to a ranking mode—in this mode, Jiang Xiaomi's pressure will also become greater.
But even so.
In addition to being in the auxiliary position sometimes because of insufficient understanding of the overall situation of the game, in other positions, most of the time it is the C position!
There is one game that is the most outrageous.
All the upper, middle and wild roads collapsed, leaving only Jiang Xiaomi's Kai'Sa with the advantage.
When she made a big move in the opponent's tower and flew directly into the opponent's crowd and won four kills with double moves and maneuvers, the mid laner Fox directly sold her hat and replaced it with a dry pot to prevent Jiang Xiaomi's Kai'Sa from being controlled.
And the jungler Nightmare stayed by Jiang Xiaomi's side the whole time.
Who will give the big move of the top-ranked angel except Jiang Xiaomi......
The original four-core lineup was forcibly beaten into four guarantees and one, but under this extreme protection, Jiang Xiaomi's Kai'Sa angrily beheaded 39 heads and won the game!
subsequently.
Jiang Xiaomi looked at Jiang Mingyan proudly, pointed to the computer screen and said, "Dad, it's gold."
Jiang Mingyan took a deep breath, his face full of disbelief: "Baby, can you promise me something."
"What?"
"Well, let's sign a few agreements. First of all, you have to guarantee that when you have money in the future, you can buy a Lamborghini for me, the latest model, and Tomson's first-class house. You can do whatever you want. Give me a set, and then why don’t you have an entire courtyard in Kyoto? You need to have a private jet, and you have to search for yachts on the beach.
Jiang Xiaomi was startled: "Father, you're not crazy, are you?"
"I'm not crazy! How could I be crazy!? Hahahaha... Don't talk nonsense, this is definitely my daughter, I'm not crazy hahahahaha, don't try to snatch someone from me, you are all bad people, one Damn, there are always people who want to harm me!!!"
Jiang Xiaomi: ""
Live broadcast room———————【Appraisal completed, third-level insanity. 】
have to say.
Jiang Xiaomi's e-sports talent really shocked the entire Internet—whether she played LOL or not, they were all shocked by her amazing talent.
It can be said.
Such a talent, it can be said that there is no intention to watch it!
And soon.
Bangziguo also saw this video. Not only did they see the previous one, but they also saw the latest video content.
immediately.
All the e-sports players in Bangzi Country started to shout.
"That little girl must be a great countryman!"
To this.
Many domestic player groups attacked: "Hey, yes, yes, everything belongs to your country, and the 25,000 soldiers of the beautiful country belong to your country, right?"
One sentence directly causes critical damage, with bleeding damage!
in the next few days.
Jiang Xiaomi spent almost all of his time in the e-sports room. During this period, Jiang Mingyan's account was abruptly upgraded from Silver One to Diamond One.
He achieved unprecedented results.
And Jiang Xiaomi also won a super record of 46 consecutive victories.
for a while.
There is no one in the limelight in the entire domestic LOL circle - even the black rose server where Jiang Mingyan is staying has been beaten into a queue of more than 10,000 every night.
It's outrageous!
And coincidentally.
The voting for the All-Star Contest also started on the fifth day of Jiang Xiaomi's popularity all over the Internet.
so far.
The whole network exploded......
In the LPL official office.
A group of staff members were peeking at each other at this time, but compared to them, the atmosphere in the meeting room was even more strange.
A dozen executives looked at the comment area, all lost in thought.
"Xiaomi doesn't even invite, this All-Star is worth watching!?"
"There is no Jiang Xiaomi in this year, absolutely not watching."
"The whole network strongly demands: Invite Jiang Xiaomi!"
"You guys, what do you think?" The person in charge glanced at the other people in the meeting room and asked, "I've seen Jiang Xiaomi's video, and he's really talented.
Very very high. "
Others talked about it.
"I think it can be considered, after all, our All-Star is essentially for traffic.
"I also
Agree, and not only Jiang Xiaomi, her father is Jiang Mingyan and mother Chen Xiaoran are also very popular, if we can invite them, I feel that it will be beneficial to us
No harm. "
"You can't say that either,"
Some people agree, but naturally there are also objections: "There are still some harms. Let me put it bluntly. The All-Star lineup is all star teams VS professional teams. What if the professional teams lose?
What should we do? It might have a big impact on the club or our LPL. "
This is true.
The professional team lost to an eight-year-old girl, and it's true to tell the story.
for a while.
Everyone in the conference room was in a tangle.
Do not invite.
It will definitely lose a very, very large amount of traffic, but if you invite it, there will be certain risks and headaches.
After two hours of discussion.
finally.
If the person in charge gritted his teeth and made a decision: "Issuing an announcement, opening Jiang Xiaomi's voting channel, and also contacting the program team of "Between Love and Love", if we want to
To invite them, you also need to pass the program group. "
"clear!!!"
Jiang Mingyan and Jiang Xiaomi, who were sitting in front of each other at home, didn't know anything about it.
Jiang Mingyan deliberately registered a new account for Jiang Xiaomi, and the father and daughter also started to play double volleyball—in name, Jiang Mingyan took the "sister" but in reality, every game was played by Jiang Mingyan.
Mi is learning C Jiang Mingyan.
"Girl...fuck the top laner is super god!"
"It's okay dad, I'll kill him!"
"Fucking girl, I was killed by a jungler, and this grandson sneaked up on me in the grass!"
"It's okay dad, I'll kill him!"
"Ahh! Girl, I'm gone again, the duo on the opposite side is too fierce."
"It's okay Dad, I'll kill him...them!"
this afternoon.
Just as Jiang Xiaomi was leading his father to fight everywhere, the door of the e-sports room was suddenly pushed open—the two of them turned their heads and were dumbfounded.
"daughter in law!?"
Jiang Mingyan blinked, glanced at the time on the computer and asked, "You... why are you back, it's only past three o'clock, don't you get off work at five o'clock.
"Hehe," Chen Xiaoran sneered, "You two have been playing from morning to night these days, right? Then you stopped before I got off work, and you used this method to fool me.
Bar. "
"No, no, we don't have a daughter-in-law. We are very self-disciplined. We just play for a while every day...you have to believe me."
Jiang Xiaomi on the side lowered his head and dared not speak.
Chen Xiaoran is actually not against them playing games, but he doesn't want them to play for too long. In Chen Xiaoran's opinion, this will affect Jiang Xiaomi's normal rest and life.
In fact, Jiang Mingyan knew it too.
But there is no way, Jiang Xiaomi is too powerful, he finally hugged a thigh, he didn't want to just let it go, Wei only has to be the king once...
Although Jiang Mingyan was trying to quibble.
But when Chen Xiaoran took out his phone and opened the video, he realized: It's too much fun!
five minutes later.
-boom!!!
The father and daughter stood at the door of the house and looked at each other.
"It's all your fault," Jiang Xiaomi said with a blink of an eye, "It's over if you just admit your mistakes honestly, it's okay now, we've both been kicked out.
"Why didn't you admit it just now?"
"I'm afraid of being beaten."
"I'm afraid too," Jiang Mingyan rolled his eyes, "What should we do now?"
"???" Jiang Xiaomi looked blank: "You are a father, you ask me, how would I know."
Jiang Mingyan glanced back, pondered for a moment and said: "It's okay, I understand your mother, she is hard-spoken and soft-hearted, although she seems to have kicked us out now, do you believe it or not?"
As long as we don't make noise, she'll have to open the door for us in five minutes. "
Jiang Xiaomi thought for a moment: "Really?"
"Don't you believe me, just wait."
talking.
The father and daughter just squatted in the corridor silently, and the photographer installed in the corridor by the program group also recorded this scene.
five minutes later.
Jiang Xiaomi: ...Dad, the door is not open. "
"Don't worry, your mother may be going to the bathroom.
ten minutes later.
Jiang Xiaomi: "...Dad."
"Don't worry, maybe she hasn't finished yet."
Twenty minutes later.
"Don't worry, maybe I'm hungry again just after eating."
half an hour later.
"Forget it, just pretend I didn't say anything."
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