This Family Made Fun Of All The Merits Of My Previous Life

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——[Good guy, I just call him a good guy, I gave someone the body of the elder brother as a gift, this is a unique skill of 66666~~~]...

——[(covering mouth and crying) Is he planning to laugh at me to death and inherit my money? 】

——【Pfftch... go find another corpse... oh my god, I can't hold back anymore...hahahahaha...】

——【(Laughing and rolling eyes) Oh my god! Where the hell did this come from? 】

Hearing Jiang Mingyan's words.

The uncle who was interviewing almost kicked him out—but considering that he had to leave as soon as possible, he could only suppress the urge to beat someone up, forcefully suppressed his violent emotions, and gritted his teeth. Asked: "Okay, don't explain anymore, you just said that you are here for an interview?"

"Ang, that's right."

heard the words.

Jiang Mingyan couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Since the other party mentioned this, it means that he still has a chance. He rearranged his emotions, raised his head and smiled and said, "I'm here for an interview. I thought it would be bad to come empty-handed. I wanted to give you some gifts, but I didn't expect There was such a big oolong."

"..." The interview uncle's eyelids twitched violently: "You can see the signboard conditions clearly."

"I see everything clearly," Jiang Mingyan nodded, "Don't worry, I've always been bold and cautious. You can probably see this when I push your cousin's corpse over to give you as a gift."

"...Do you have any objection to the salary?"

"No objection," Jiang Mingyan waved his hand carelessly: "I am very satisfied with two thousand yuan a night. As long as the money is in place, let alone burning the corpse or something, even if the corpse escapes, I will catch it. This is through your cousin. I believe you can see the dead body."

"...Then you have figured out what the job is about."

"I figured it out," Jiang Mingyan continued to nod. "Although I haven't done it before, I've always been open-minded and eager to learn, and my learning ability is very strong. If you don't believe me, you can use your cousin's corpse to try..."

"Tm bring this up again and try!"

The uncle was furious on the spot: "You haven't finished Tm, have you! What's the matter, you still plan to let me use my cousin's corpse to practice for you!? I have endured Tm for a long time, why do you keep mentioning this shit , If it weren’t for the fact that I can’t find anyone right now, I’ll give you a fork right away! If you have the courage to mention it again, try it, believe it or not, I’ll let my cousin come to you in person tonight!”

Jiang Mingyan: "..."

Photographer: "..."

"...Didn't we have a good chat last second? Why are you so anxious?" Jiang Mingyan looked at his nose and nose, and murmured, "Could it be because my cousin passed away and my brain was blown by the blow?" broken?"

The uncle was furious: "I'm listening right now!"

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--【Ha ha ha ha! ! ! Wizards! Wizards! ! ! 】

——[Really excellent...]

——【(Funny) I'm so anxious for the funeral home owner... If you dare to beep beep, let the elder brother come to you directly. 】

——【(Funny) Guess if the funeral home owner's anger value is full. 】

——[I didn't see that the boss has already turned on the berserk mode... (covering his face)]

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to be frank.

This uncle really can't help it.

To be honest, if we put this in the past, he will definitely let Lu Chengfeng go, after all, this mouth is really 'fucking'!

But right now.

Due to the accidental death of his cousin, he had to send his cousin's body back to the countryside for a proper burial-this is the tradition of their hometown.

And while he was gone, the funeral home needed someone to be there.

It was also because of this that he offered such a high salary. He thought that there must be a brave man under the reward, but he never expected that a reckless man would come!

"That's it," the uncle took a deep breath, and dissipated the anger in his heart: "You fill out the form, and I will show you around in a while, and then tell you what to do. Go back, I will be back in about a week, during this period, you help me look after this place, oh yes, my surname is Sun, you can just call me Lao Sun."

"Is that why I'm hired?"

Jiang Mingyan felt a little unbelievable, "Do you want to check it for me, for example, check your ID card or something..."

"Did you bring it?"

"Did not bring."

"Then you say Der?"

"Okay, I admit that I did not bring my ID card, but can I check your ID card?"

"why?"

"Because your simple and violent admission process always makes me feel like I followed a pyramid scheme."

"MLM?"

Old Sun was silent for a while, then turned his eyes away to look at his 'cousin', pouted his chin and said, "Do pyramid schemes with that thing?"

"How did you talk!? Please respect him!" Jiang Mingyan put on a serious face: "Then Tm is not a joke, then Tm is your cousin!"

Old Sun: "...Forget it, you'd better go."

"Don't, don't, I'll do it, can't I do it?" Jiang Mingyan quickly shrank his neck, "But can I ask a little more, how did your cousin die?"

"Hi~~ Actually, it's nothing special," Lao Sun waved his hand and said indifferently, "I was scared to death when I was on the night shift the night before yesterday."

Jiang Mingyan: "..."

Photographer: "..."

Studio:"......"

Old Sun was silent for a while, blinked and said: "Heart attack, heart attack, he died of a sudden heart attack, not from fright, so don't think too much about it."

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