This Family Made Fun Of All The Merits Of My Previous Life

21. "Rules For Funeral Parlor Employees"! (Kneeling For Flower Evaluation Votes)

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——[Why do I feel that the more I explain, the more wrong it becomes. (cover mouth and cry)]

——【So this place is really haunted? 】

——[Stop talking nonsense, it's the 21st century, where a ghost comes from, it's all ghosts in the heart... Amitabha, God bless. (knock wooden fish)]

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Maybe it was because they noticed that the atmosphere was getting a little bit wrong, but it might also be because they were worried about scaring away this new 'temporary worker'.

Lao Sun quickly coughed twice and said, "But don't think about it, this is the 21st century, you have to believe in science, as long as you honestly follow the staff rules of our funeral home, in most cases nothing will happen. questionable."

Although he said it very cryptically.

But Jiang Mingyan still grasped some unusual points. He tentatively asked: "In most cases, there will be no problems. What about a small part?"

The old grandson didn't answer.

Instead, he turned to look at his cousin.

Jiang Mingyan and the photographer also looked at the past at the same time, and then fell into deep thought...

next.

Just to get acquainted with the work of the funeral home in general - Lao Sun led Jiang Mingyan and the photographer around the entire funeral home.

And it introduces the functions of different rooms one by one.

"Actually, our funeral parlor doesn't usually do much work. I'm afraid it's only two or three times a month. After all, my place is quite remote. Few people are willing to travel so far, so most of the time they are free."

They walked to the door of a mortuary: "For the past few days, you are mainly responsible for looking at this place. There is only one corpse here, a homeless man. It has been here for two or three days, and no one has claimed it. , and if no one comes to claim it after a few more days, it will have to be sent to be incinerated.”

"it is good,"

Jiang Mingyan nodded: "Is there anything else that needs to be explained?"

"Yes," Lao Sun led him to the wall pasted with the 'Employee Rules', pointing to the rules on it and said very seriously: "Look at this, and you must write it down."

"Oh, by the way, I'm in the car at 10 o'clock. I have to go back and pack up after I'm done, so I won't accompany you. Anyway, you probably understand the situation here, and you don't have any specific work, just watch it. As for the salary, I will say hello to the owner of the supermarket across the street, and you can go there to settle your salary every day."

After thinking about it, Lao Sun added: "I have a phone in my office, just call me if you need anything."

"Okay, Uncle Sun, go slowly..."

After the old grandson left.

The photographer lowered his voice and said, "Brother, this is not right..."

"It's broad daylight, don't scare yourself."

"No, I'm referring to this employee code, it seems something is wrong," the photographer swallowed and said, "You can see for yourself."

—— "Rules for Funeral Parlor Employees"——

1. There are no ghosts in this world. It is forbidden to spread ghost stories about funeral parlors. Violators will be dismissed immediately.

2. If you see a hill appearing in the area of the funeral home for no reason, please pretend not to see it, let alone mention it to anyone. Remember, those who see the hill are prohibited from going to the last room on the third floor. If a guest says they saw the hill, Take him out of the funeral home immediately.

3. When you are in the same room with the dead body, no matter what happens, you can't talk to yourself, otherwise you will bear the consequences.

4. Without the permission of the curator, it is forbidden to take stock of the unclaimed remains in the warehouse. Except for the night watchman of the warehouse, no one is allowed to enter the warehouse without authorization. Violators will bear the consequences.

5. Employees who are on night shift in the museum, please check whether your roommate is still yourself every once in a while.

6. After 12 midnight, it is forbidden to look in the mirror anywhere in the museum.

7. Employees with special physique are forbidden to stay in the clean room alone...

"..."

——[Fuck... Was this employee code formulated by scientists? (cover mouth and cry)]

——[... Is this something to do or nothing to do? Why are there so many taboos. (cover face)]

——[I wasn't that scared at first, but after reading the employee rules, I couldn't figure out whether this place is haunted or not. 】

——[The first one tells everyone not to spread rumors, but it turns out that the rest are all Yao. 】

——[Except for the first one which is false, the others are all true...]

——[Don't say a word about ghosts, and never say a word about ghosts. 】

——[(cover face) All the following regulations are to prove that the first one is false. 】

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Jiang Mingyan looked at it from top to bottom, then frowned and thought for a long time: "To be honest, there is something wrong with this rule."

"But I think that this thing is most likely to scare the employees. After all, funeral parlors, even if the windows of the room are blown by the wind to make a little movement, it may make people want to go wrong, so I personally think that we don't need to take it too seriously. gone."

"Well..."

The photographer pondered for a moment: "But...but you didn't listen to him, his cousin was scared to death."

"...Didn't he explain later that it was a heart attack."

"Do you believe it?"

"to be frank?"

"to be frank!"

"I... believe it..."

...

Although it's weird everywhere.

But Jiang Mingyan thought about it carefully, and if he gritted his teeth and made a decision: "Damn! I'm afraid of a hammer, I don't believe there are ghosts in this world!"

In fact.

He still didn't say a word - I have even experienced Tm time travel, and I am still scared by this thing! ?

Determined to pay attention.

Jiang Mingyan walked outside the funeral home.

"Let's go."

"Where are you going?"

"shopping."

"What are you buying?"

"Copper coins? Ink fountain? Eggs? Mahogany swords? If it doesn't work, let's buy two kitchen knives to be more courageous."

The photographer thought for a while: "Brother, are you actually quite scared?"

"Me? I'm not afraid."

As the two drifted away, the corridor fell into silence again.