This Family Made Fun Of All The Merits Of My Previous Life

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After asking, Jiang Mingyan quickly found a small commodity wholesale market.

"Brother, why don't you go to the supermarket to buy it?"

"Those things may not be available in supermarkets, but you can basically buy them all in this kind of place," Jiang Mingyan said while looking around, "Well, in order to save time, we will act separately. I will start here, and you will start there." We started from the side, and after turning around, we are still meeting here."

"Okay, but what exactly do you want to buy?"

"Wooden sword."

"Then what if there is no one to sell?"

"Then you can buy copper coins and swords."

"Then what if it doesn't have to be sold."

"... Then the jade sword, the jade sword can also be used."

"Then just in case..."

"Beep, beep, I'll kill you, believe it or not!?" Jiang Mingyan glared: "You can buy it yourself, anyway, the things that can exorcise ghosts are not good at all, there are so many, that's all, that's it It's settled, let's go."

The photographer stood in place until Jiang Mingyan disappeared into the crowd, and then he slapped his forehead and shouted, "Hey brother! You haven't paid me yet..."

distance.

There came a faint voice: "Didn't you earn 100 yesterday..."

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Half an hour later, the two finally met.

Jiang Mingyan was carrying a large white plastic bag, and the photographer was also carrying a plastic bag.

"Buy everything?"

"I've bought everything," the photographer nodded seriously, "I bought a lot of things that can drive away ghosts, brother, I'll show you."

talking.

He started taking props from plastic bags.

"This is a cross. It is said that the church has been lit."

"This is Guanyin Pei. It is said that the temple has been lit."

"This is the gossip mirror. It is said that the light has been opened in the gymnasium."

"Oh and these, brother, look, this is a Taoist amulet, this is a Buddhist amulet, this is a Christian amulet, this is a moon worship amulet, this is a Mingjiao amulet, this is a Quanzhen amulet, and this, this is a Sun Moon Sect Amulet..."

Jiang Mingyan: "...you are so smart!"

Photographer: "That's not right, I'm fully prepared!"

"Where's the mahogany sword I asked you to buy?"

"I didn't get the peach wood sword, but I did..."

"Okay, okay, let's go back quickly," Jiang Mingyan interrupted him directly: "There are so many things, let alone haunted, even if Lord Yan is here, you have to kneel down to me today!"

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——【Hahahahaha! ! I can't stop laughing, what the hell is this photographer thinking...]

——[(covering face) I can understand Taoism, Buddhism, Christianity, etc., but what the hell is Mingjiao worshiping the moon. 】

——[...Are you serious! ? Sun Moon God Religion! ? (can’t laugh or cry)]

——[Everyone read to me: The Sun Moon God Sect, for thousands of years, the leader of the East, unifies the world! ! ! (struggle)】

...

When returning to the funeral home.

The car that just picked up Lao Sun also came - it was an ordinary pickup truck, and the body of Lao Sun's cousin was loaded in the compartment.

"Xiao Jiang," Lao Sun said with a smile, "I'll leave this place to you during the few days I'm away..."

"Don't worry, Uncle Sun, take your time on the road."

"Good good..."

As soon as Lao Sun turned his head, he yelled at the driver: "What are you doing in a daze! Drive! Drive quickly! Step on the gas pedal, step on it to the end!!! Hurry up! I'll give you more money, you Tm, can you hurry up for me!"

——Hoo hoo hoo...

The truck disappeared into the sight of the camera like the wind.

The photographer thought for a while: "Brother, why do I feel that he is not leaving, but running away..."

"...Don't think about it, maybe he just wants to let his cousin go to the ground as soon as possible."

"Do you believe this yourself?"

"This is the end of the matter, let's believe it!"

...

As Lao Sun said.

There was really nothing wrong with the funeral home - at least Jiang Mingyan and the photographer sat at the gate for a whole day, and no one came to ask about the price.

"Brother, why don't we just slip away after finishing the day shift." The photographer suggested: "Anyway, no one knows if there is anyone here at night, so we can just come early in the morning."

"You'd better pay attention when you speak." Jiang Mingyan reminded: "Didn't you notice that there is a camera on your forehead?"

Photographer: "..."

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This moment.

The audience in Jiang Mingyan's live broadcast room is getting more and more... more and more...

The ghost knows which marketing account edited the clip of him joining the funeral home into a video, and then uploaded it to the self-media.

Because Jiang Mingyan these two are very hot.

But any topic related to him can quickly enter the traffic pool, so in just a few hours, at least nearly a million people on the entire network watched his process of joining the funeral home.

funeral parlor.

This kind of place can easily arouse people's wild imagination.

Coupled with Lao Sun's strange words and those staff rules that are terribly thoughtful, countless netizens flocked to the live broadcast room. They wanted to see if Jiang Mingyan really wanted to guard the funeral at the funeral home. Come all night!

And the sudden increase in the number of people made even the staff of the program group feel astonished!

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And at the same time.

In many places in Linhai City, those participating families from all corners of the country are working hard and trying to improve their happiness index and popularity index.

"Ah!!! I'm exhausted!"

The man was lying on the ground, dressed roughly: "Thanks to the fact that I was a fitness trainer before, otherwise I wouldn't be able to finish the 500 push-ups today. Wife, look, have our popularity increased?"

"Increased, 1320 last night, now it's 2850."

"Great!" The man was very excited, his popularity value doubled, and his hard work was really useful: "At this speed, we will soon surpass that number 8, wife, help me up, and I can sit another 200 a push-up."

The woman was silent for a while: "Forget it, don't do it..."

"Why? We have to work hard, do you understand, as long as we work hard, we can surpass No. 8 and become the king!"

"...Forget it, you can see for yourself."

The woman handed him the tablet, and the man took a closer look, and immediately began to doubt his life......

No. 008:

——Current happiness index: 6593

——Current Popularity Index: 114,000

——Current wealth index: 401 yuan

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