This Family Made Fun Of All The Merits Of My Previous Life

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Happy neighborhood.

Jiang Xiaomi was lying on the table bored in every possible way, and opposite her, Chen Xiaoran was also extremely bored.

"Mom, will Dad come back at night?"

"Who knows," Chen Xiaoran shrugged, "It's said that if you start working today, you won't be back tonight, but I'm not sure."

"Then did he say where to work?"

"You don't know?" Chen Xiaoran blinked: "Your father said that he found the job yesterday. Haven't you been with him all the time? You don't know what job he found."

"what?"

Jiang Xiaomi was stunned for a while: "I...I don't know, I found a job posting advertisements yesterday, and I saw it on a telephone pole..."

Speaking of which.

Jiang Xiaomi stopped suddenly!

She remembered.

Yesterday... there seemed to be another job on the pole!

And that job.

Seems to be on the night shift...

"Xiaomi, what's wrong with you?"

"Ah...I...I'm fine," Jiang Xiaomi swallowed, blinked and said, "Mom, I want to go to dad, it's okay."

Chen Xiaoran glanced at her: “Do you know where he is?”

"...Probably know."

"no."

"Why."

"You are too young, I don't worry about going out alone."

"But, the photographer Uncle is following." Jiang Xiaomi put her hands on her hips, pouted and said, "Besides, mom, I'm not young, I know the way, and I will be very careful."

"No, no, you can't say anything," Chen Xiaoran was naturally worried about letting her go out alone, waving his fingers and said, "Don't even think about it, just stay at home obediently. "

"Humph!"

Jiang Xiaomi was furious: "If you don't go, you won't go! Who cares, I'm sleepy, I'm going to sleep!"

"I haven't finished eating yet."

"Don't eat, don't bother me, hum!"

Say it.

Jiang Xiaomi went back to the room alone.

As for Chen Xiaoran.

It was already boring, but now she was alone, she was even more boring, and last night she was really tired, so her legs were still weak, so she stretched herself and went back to her room to sleep.

But it wasn't long when she just returned to the room.

The door of Jiang Xiaomi's room opened slightly...

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The boring time of the day passes quickly.

Jiang Mingyan and the photographer even slept under the sun at the gate of the funeral home. When they opened their eyes, the sun had already begun to sink.

"Okay, let's go eat something first." Jiang Mingyan stretched his waist: "Buy two buckets of instant noodles, and we'll almost have to go in to watch the night after we're done."

The photographer looked back with lingering fear: "Brother, otherwise, let's guard at this door, there is... a corpse inside."

"You say it's a corpse, so there's nothing to be afraid of,"

Jiang Mingyan curled his lips in disdain: "Could it be possible that he can still jump up? Besides, we bought so many ghost exorcism props, even if he really jumps up, I'll push him back!"

"Okay, you can be awesome..."

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In the dead of night, in the morgue of the funeral home.

Jiang Mingyan and the photographer sat facing each other, their eyes wide open, and there was no sound around them. A strange atmosphere just permeated the entire morgue, and even the surrounding air seemed to drop several degrees.

On the wall, a wall clock swings and makes a ticking sound.

"elder brother..."

The photographer glanced at the mortuary bed not far away with great reluctance. On the bed was the body of the homeless man.

"By the way..." the photographer swallowed, and said in a low voice: "By the way, do we really want to stay here overnight, or else, let's stay in another place, to be honest, I'm terrified of this place. …”

"Don't be afraid,"

Jiang Mingyan also glanced at the corpse, and said with a chuckle, "It's just a corpse, and it's not a real ghost. What are you afraid of? You know, if the two of us really encounter a ghost, we won't be able to escape no matter where we hide. It's better to relax and stay here, if the corpse really turns into a corpse, we will know right away whether it is..."

"Moreover,"

Jiang Mingyan patted the messy amulets on his body and said, "Don't we still have these, don't be afraid."

Having said that.

But in fact, Jiang Mingyan was also muttering in his heart.

It's not that he has never seen dead people, in fact, he witnessed the whole process of his death in his previous life.

but...

After all, this place is a funeral home, but there is a corpse three meters away from him, but any normal person may feel a little panicked in his heart.

Maybe it was to reassure the photographer.

But it could also be to appease yourself.

Jiang Mingyan suggested, "Or else, if you're really scared, I'll tell you two jokes to ease the atmosphere?"

The photographer rushed to the elevator upon hearing this.

But out of the idea that what is out of sight is pure, he simply turned his face away, like Jiang Mingyan, facing the wall, with his back to the corpse, and focused his attention on Jiang Mingyan as much as possible. Now, his psychological pressure is also reduced a lot.

Of course, he did not forget his own job.

——Before turning around, he slightly adjusted the angle of the camera to show the entire morgue to the audience as much as possible.

include.

that corpse...

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But just when Jiang Mingyan was about to start telling jokes, the barrage in the live broadcast room suddenly boiled over!

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