This Family Made Fun Of All The Merits Of My Previous Life

Sit on a chair in the mall.

Chen Xiaoran leaned on his shoulder and asked curiously: "Honey, there is something I'm curious about."

"you say.

"When will you sing?"

As soon as Jiang Mingyan heard this question, his head started to hurt—in fact, he knew that he would face this question sooner or later, but he didn't know how to answer it when he came out of the hospital today.

at the moment.

I'm afraid I don't have time to think, so I can only bite the bullet and say: "Singing... What a simple thing, who can't do it."

"No." Chen Xiaoran blinked: "When I asked you to sing to me before, you sang really badly."

Jiang Mingyan was furious immediately: "You clearly said that I sang beautifully!"

"Isn't that afraid of hitting you?"

"...389."

"But..." Chen Xiaoran stood up and looked at him: "Why can't I find the song you sang yesterday on the Internet?"

In fact, after Chen Xiaoran saw Jiang Mingyan singing in the live broadcast room last night, she immediately used Jiang's mother's mobile phone to search for the lyrics, but no matter what she did, she couldn't find any information.

""The Once You" and "The Orchid in the Empty Valley" If my guess is correct, you should have sung two songs last night, right?"

For such a small problem.

Chen Xiaoran can easily tell them apart—although Jiang Mingyan fused them together skillfully, he can actually guess them through the differences in melody, rhythm, chords, and modes.

Jiang Mingyan nodded: "There are indeed two songs."

"Then why can't I find any of them?"

"Hmm..... Is it possible that I wrote this song myself?"

"???"

The question mark on Chen Xiaoran's forehead can almost be seen with the naked eye—it has been more than eight years since she met Jiang Mingyan, but she never knew that Jiang Mingyan had this ability, so her first reaction was naturally disbelief.

Chen Xiaoran shook his head: "Impossible, how can you write songs......."

"Why is this impossible?" Jiang Ming said in his heart. Anyway, we have already acted this far, so we might as well just bite the bullet and continue acting 26 as a solution to the troubles later. "Actually, I have always been quite talented, but it's just that For many years, I have put all my energy on my family, so my talent is not so easy to be discovered."

This explanation is quite nonsense!

But Chen Xiaoran thought about it, and it seemed that there was no other possibility.

Naturally, it was impossible for her to think that Jiang Mingyan was actually a time traveler, let alone that there was a magical system in Jiang Mingyan's body.

After all, this kind of thing is beyond the imagination of any normal person.

"But....……"

Although there is no reason to refute it, the skeptical attitude is still hard to dispel. Chen Xiaoran thought about it carefully and said: "But... this is unbelievable. People who have been lying in the same bed with me for eight or nine years , can write songs, not only that, but also martial arts..."

talking.

She squinted at Jiang Mingyan: "Be honest, what else do you have..."

at this point.

Jiang Mingyan gritted his teeth and simply threw everything out.

"Actually... I can still draw.

Maybe it was for proof, but maybe it was just to pretend, Jiang Mingyan scanned around, pointed to a store not far away and said, "It just so happens that there is a stationery seller over there, so let's go buy some stuff, I Draw it for you."

talking.

The two of them bought simple drawing tools from a stationery store, which were actually B2 pens and a stack of drawing paper.

Chen Xiaoran looked at him curiously: "What now? What are you going to draw?"

"Well, daughter-in-law, sit over there, and I'll give you one."

"become."

Jiang Mingyan posed for the driver, took a deep breath, and the photographer stood behind him, recording this moment.

"Painting requires skills." In fact, Jiang Mingyan doesn't know any skills, and the reason why he can say a few words is just to highlight his professionalism: "For example, when drawing characters, the first thing to do is to position them. "

He really didn't know whether the word was used properly, but Chen Xiaoran didn't understand anyway, so it shouldn't be a problem to be confused.

"For example, we can use nostril positioning!"

Say it.

Jiang Mingyan began to write.

With three or two strokes, he outlined a "simple" and "bizarre" character outline

The photographer's eyeballs almost fell out.

And the audience in the live broadcast room is also happy at this time...

[This Tm is painting!? Hahaha, I can do it if I do it. 】

【(Cover face) Will Chen Xiaoran want to beat him to death when he sees it. 】

【Could it be? If it was me, my daughter-in-law has already taken out the kitchen knife. (funny)】

to be frank.

Jiang Mingyan couldn't bear to look at the artist he was showing right now.

Even the children on the street are probably better than his paintings.

The photographer's suppressed smile aroused Chen Xiaoran's suspicion, she stood up curiously and walked forward: "What did you draw, show me.

"Ah... I haven't finished the painting yet," Jiang Mingyan hesitated, and said to him from left to right: "You... you go back and sit down, don't worry, wait until I finish the painting... eh, you Why are you still grabbing it!"

Who is Chen Xiaoran!

Martial arts runner-up, his movements were ridiculously fast, and he snatched the painting in the blink of an eye.

Take a closer look.

Dumbfounded on the spot!

"What are you drawing!!! Ghosts are better than you, this is what you call drawing!?"

She was furious.

"Draw me so ugly, you are going to die!"

..." Jiang Mingyan shrugged: "I don't want to talk anymore, I haven't finished the painting yet..."

"Draw a fart!"

Chen Xiaoran rolled her eyes—although she was very angry, at least it proved that Jiang Mingyan really couldn't draw.

But this result was also within her expectations.

After all, they've been lying together for eight or nine years, so it's not like they don't know anything, isn't that a failure?

talking.

She threw the painting over again.

"Draw it slowly by yourself, I'll go over there and wash my hair."

"..."

Jiang Ming was speechless. He complained to the photographer, "But I really know how to draw. Why doesn't she believe me? Do you believe me?"

The photographer looks down at the ground.

"Do you believe it or not?"

"Brother, do you really want to humiliate yourself......"

Jiang Mingyan got excited at that time, gritted his teeth and said, "You don't believe me, do you? It's done!! Just wait for me!!"

Say it.

He looked around, looking for his... target!

soon!

He found his target again.

A young lady sitting on the side of the road talking about snail noodles......

In fact, there are many "vendors" in large shopping malls who do not have stores. They will often find some open space, put tables and chairs, and other tools, and put up a plaque if the mall allows. Such a simple storefront is Generated.

"Look, how is that young lady?"

The photographer followed Jiang Mingyan's fingers and nodded, "That's right, it's pretty.

"Let's go, let's paint her."

"Not good bro, your wife is right next to you"

Jiang Mingyan looked back and saw that the barber shop was only fifty or sixty meters away from him, but he quickly made an analysis: "If my wife washes her hair and blows her hair, I guess it will cost thirty or forty meters. Minutes, it's okay, this time is enough, if you don't tell me, she won't know what I did, besides, I just draw a picture and don't do anything else

The words fell.

He walked over to the little sister who was so snail noodles.

The little girl looked pretty.

When Jiang Mingyan sat in front of her, the young lady looked at him blankly, there was not even a layer of powder in it.

"Hey miss, can I sit here for a while?"

The young lady blinked, then nodded: "Ang."

[This young lady is so beautiful. 】

[A bewildered look. 】

[(tears) Being handsome means being able to do whatever you want, if it were me, Miss Ren would probably run away by herself. 】

"cough..."

In fact, Jiang Mingyan didn't know how to speak, but he felt that it was best to establish a relationship with the other party first, or else he would rashly draw pictures of others, and if he didn't keep it all right, it would be an infringement of the avatar.

So he had an idea, pointed to the snail noodles and asked, "Then what, does your snail noodles stink?"

"It stinks, but it tastes delicious."

The lady is really cute.

Although he was stupefied just now, but now he has come to his senses, there is a small dimple when he smiles, which is really hard for ordinary men to resist.

"Actually, miss, let me tell you that I never ate snail noodles before, but after seeing you today, I want to eat a few more bowls. Do you know why not?"

Young lady: "Why?"

"Because I want to see how many bowls I have to eat to become your stinking treasure..."

"Pfft!!!"

The snail noodles in Miss Ren's mouth spewed out on the spot.

Then there is giggling and non-stop music.

[A series of ramblings. 】

【(Covering mouth and crying) He is so courageous, his wife is right next to him...】

[It's okay, let's not tell anyone, his wife doesn't know. (funny)】

【Cross the wind! (Thumbs up)】

In theory.

If no one says anything, no one will know about it.

But the actual situation.

...Jiang Mingyan is so popular that even the barber shop has customers to get a haircut and watch the live broadcast...

"Hahahaha! Jiang Mingyan is so awesome!"

"Yeah, his wife is getting a haircut and he dares to flirt with his sister, hahahaha, his wife... eh?" The guest who was getting a haircut was suddenly taken aback, then turned his head abruptly, just in time to meet Chen Xiao again: "Ah... this...

Chen Xiaoran looked at him with his neck tilted.

Although she still didn't understand what happened, she heard a sentence clearly———his wife was getting a haircut and he dared to flirt with his sister!

"this……"

The fans were dumbfounded at the time, their eyes kept rolling: "Then...then what, me...I have a buddy, his name is Jiang Mingyan.

something wrong!

Chen Xiaoran reacted immediately, stretched out his hand, hooked his fingers and asked, "Is that okay? Thank you."

The fans had no choice but to bite the bullet and hand over the phone.

Then...

Because I want to see how many bowls I have to eat to become your stinking treasure......

Chen Xiaoran: "!!!"

Fans covered their faces...

See the atmosphere has become active.

Jiang Mingyan grinned and said, "Miss

Sister is like this, I am actually a painter, and then I see you sitting here alone, and I want to draw a picture for you when it is finished, do you think so?

Jiang Mingyan himself was handsome.

Coupled with the fact that he is also very friendly when looking at him, it is difficult for most girls to refuse him.

The young lady nodded and agreed at that time: "Okay.

"OK, then just sit here and don't move, I'll be fine right away."

Jiang Mingyan walked away quickly, found a table to rest, and started to work: "Old rule, first use the nostril positioning method!"

"This temperament came up after a scratch, didn't it..."

"Then next, let's adjust the details..."

have to say.

Jiang Mingyan's technique was really good.

Although his 'Nostril Positioning Method' is really unappreciative, but the later corrections are amazing!

[Fuck! I thought he was joking with 583, but I didn’t expect to be able to draw!?]

[...Awesome, what the fuck. 】

[...]

Not just netizens.

At this moment, even Chen Xiaoran was stunned!

She simply put down her phone, found Jiang Mingyan secretly, and then stood quietly behind him, watching him draw with wide-eyed eyes.

The moment the photographer saw her, he almost cried out.

But Chen Xiaoran stopped him with gestures.

I saw that Jiang Mingyan's strokes and strokes seemed to be flowing and flowing just right.

But just ten minutes.

A slightly comic version of the portrait was drawn by him...

"Done!"

Jiang Mingyan let out a long sigh of relief: "How about it, buddy, I'm not bad at drawing.

Photographer: "...

Jiang Mingyan was still very satisfied with his work, so he walked up to the young lady in such a generous way: "I finished the painting, look, it's the only one in our country."

The little sister exclaimed at that time: "Wow, so beautiful."

"That's right," Jiang Mingyan was quite proud: "Miss, let me tell you, these are all trivial things. In fact, I am better at painting the whole body. Miss, see if you are interested

If there is, we can send it now!"

"1

The young lady blinked, and looked behind him intentionally or unintentionally.

"It's not appropriate."

"It's okay, I draw for free."

"But...………"

"But what?"

The young lady squinted her eyes and smiled, "I'm afraid your girlfriend won't agree."

"Where did my girlfriend come from?" Jiang Mingyan waved his hand: "Don't get me wrong, I'm actually single..."

The photographer was shocked: "Ahem, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough!!!!"

"What's wrong with you,"

The moment Jiang Mingyan turned his head, he was dumbfounded - he just looked at Chen Xiaoran, and Chen Xiaoran looked at him with folded arms and a smile on his face: "Single what?"

"I...Actually, I'm a single...simple person, so I got married very early, because I think it's not a good thing to always have a relationship with a man and a woman, eh, daughter-in-law, you

Why did you finish washing your hair so quickly? I said I would pick you up later. "

talking.

He got up and Chen Xiaoran was about to leave.

Before leaving, he still didn't forget to turn his head and say dissatisfiedly to the young lady: "I won't give you any money if you ask me to paint, you man, I won't do your business in the future."

The little sister suddenly laughed and trembled.

"Don't get me wrong, I just want to prove that I will indeed be back."

Chen Xiaoran was ambiguous: "I know, because I want to see how many bowls I have to eat to become your stinking treasure..."

"Emmm~~~Daughter-in-law, how about this, you give me some face, how about I ask Xiaomi to give you a few knocks when I go back."

Chen Xiaoran: "???"