This Family Made Fun Of All The Merits Of My Previous Life

The audience in the live broadcast room was overjoyed.

[One beating trick a day. (funny)】

【Hey, I can't watch him anymore. If I continue watching, I'm afraid that I will be beaten to death by my wife sooner or later. 】

[Although...but...he is so good at flirting. 】

[Indeed, it's obviously embarrassing, but the effect seems to be pretty good. 】

[As long as half of him can talk, I won't only have three girlfriends. 】

[???]

Although Chen Xiaoran was very angry.

But after all, she knew Jiang Mingyan - except for his low-pitched words, there was nothing serious about it.

only...

Even if I understand, I am still very angry.

Jiang Mingyan also knew what was going on right now, so he immediately said, "Daughter-in-law, how about it, do you believe that I can draw now?"

"Don't you think your method of changing the subject is very blunt?"

"Wouldn't it be tougher?"

"???"

Photographer: ...I'll fuck you, you're looking at big planes!"

the other side.

The three old men Chen Dalei brought Jiang Xiaomi to a very high-end western restaurant.

It's called【Masa Restaurant】

"Granddaughter, how is this place?"

Jiang Xiaomi's eyes are shining: "Wow, wow, I haven't eaten steak for a long time, this place looks so high-end.

Chen Dalei poked Jiang's father and asked: "Lao Jiang, this is a western restaurant, do you have enough money?"

"I just took 10,000 yuan," Lao Jiang curled his lips: "I look down on whoever takes it. Could it be possible to eat a western restaurant and make me poor?"

talking.

He led Jiang Xiaomi into the western restaurant with his head held high.

The audience in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded when they saw this scene...

【Good guy! Where is this western restaurant? This is the Michelin Lin Long National District Linhai main store. The average person in this place is more than 8,000!】

【??? How many!? More than eight thousand! (Shocked)】

【...Ah, this... is it true or not?】

[It's over, maybe ten thousand yuan is not enough, hahahahaha... This is the old man's life. 】

[Lao Jiang: Oops! Pretend is too pretentious. 】

[Guys, I have a question, can they understand the recipes... I remember Masa is all in English. 】

In fact.

The menus of direct-sale stores with Michelin stars like this are all in English.

After all, you can’t afford this place if you don’t have any spending power. Although there are some people who don’t understand English and come to taste it, most of them will insert the strategy on the Internet in advance before coming. After all, this place is really not cheap!

But how did the three of Chen Dalei know this.

They simply thought that the decoration was very high-grade, and it also... looked like a western restaurant, so they broke in so ignorantly.

But there is one thing I have to say.

The service quality of this kind of high-end restaurant is really good.

The waiter didn't show any contempt because the three of them were elderly or not dressed very high-end.

In fact, most of these situations only appear in novels, and rarely occur in reality.

to...

Then have it!

"Welcome to Masa Restaurant~"," the waiter asked politely, "Do you have a reservation?"

Lao Jiang shook his head: "No, why can't you come to eat without an appointment?"

"Of course, this way please."

Four people plus the photographer, a total of five people randomly found an elegant seating area in the lobby and sat down.

original.

Photographers are not meant to sit down.

But Lao Jiang felt that it was not appropriate for his family to eat, and he was rich now, 10,000 yuan, so he waved his hands generously: "Sit, sit, sit and sit together Eat, come here, we should have a meal together."

The photographer wanted to refuse.

But Chen Dalei said: "You can just sit down, why are you talking so much, hurry up, after all, I have to trouble you to take care of my daughter, son-in-law and granddaughter in the future."

The waiter came quickly with the menu.

Lao Jiang excitedly opened the menu and looked at it, and was immediately dumbfounded.

All in English.

Can not Understand it.

"What's the matter, Lao Jiang?" Chen Dalei blinked: "What are you doing in a daze, order, if you don't know what to order, you can give it to me, and I'll order it.

hear this.

Lao Jiang immediately handed over the menu...

Chen Dalei took a look, remained silent for a while, and handed it over to Chen Erlei: "Second brother, look at what you want to eat, order whatever you want, today is a treat for your in-laws, don't be too polite."

"Yes, yes, yes, Lao Jiang also yelled: "You're welcome. "

When Chen Erlei looked at the menu, he wanted to scold her mother——damn, if you two don’t understand it, you’re afraid of embarrassment, so just throw the blame on me, right?

He thought about it.

His eyes fell on Jiang Xiaomi.

"Come on kid, just order whatever you want to eat."

Jiang Xiaomi was different from them.

After all, I am a child, so it is impossible to read the name of the dish when ordering, just look at the picture...

Ever since.

"I want to eat this shrimp, it looks delicious!"

"Grandpa, I want this, but I'm afraid I won't be able to finish it. Let's have it together later."

"Grandpa, do you want to eat this? I want to have a bite..."

"Second Grandpa, shall we eat this?"

"Wow! This cake is so cute, can I eat this..."

It is said that old people love children.

therefore.

Seeing Jiang Xiaomi so happy, Lao Jiang naturally wouldn't refuse her: "Eat, eat, eat whatever you want, just order it, grandpa is rich, hahaha."

Ten courses... twenty courses thirty courses

Except dishes.

There are soups, breads, snacks, salads...  

The audience in the live broadcast room cried out heartache when they saw this scene.

...

【(Cover mouth and cry) This Tm can't be lower than 50,000!】

【Oh! It's over!】

[I'm afraid there will be no next meal after this meal...]

【Xiaomi, don't click anymore, if you click any more, your parents won't want you...  …]

...

to be frank.

It was also the first time for the waiter at the side to meet such an 'overbearing' customer. When Jiang Xiaomi ordered 30 dishes, his heart almost jumped into his throat.

I can't take it anymore.

He persuasively said: "Hello, I think you ordered too much, and these dishes are expensive..."

It's not over yet.

Lao Jiang interrupted him directly.

After all, I brought my granddaughter to have a big meal, and the two in-laws are also there, so I can't lose face no matter what.

What does it mean to raise the price of vegetables!

Look down on people!?

Lao Jiang waved his hand: "Isn't it just a few dishes, how much is it worth, and I'm short of this money? To put it bluntly, even if the whole menu is ordered again, how much can it cost.

In fact, in Lao Jiang's impression, a better meal really doesn't cost much.

Five thousand is enough!

If it’s not enough, eight thousand is enough!

Thinking of this, he suddenly became proud: "Granddaughter, you can order whatever you want, and grandpa will pay for you!"

The waiter said "Awesome" with a touch of touch, and went to work with the menu he ordered.

Kitchen backstage.

The head chef is a foreigner and looks quite serious.

Long Guo's words are not quite standard, but they are passable.

When he saw the menu, he was shocked: What!? Ordered so many!? Is this because the hall is full? "

"Nope," the waiter shrugged, "just five people, four adults and one child."

"Have you finished eating?"

"I tried to persuade, but it didn't work. The old man looked arrogant, and said that it was only a few dollars to order food."

"Awesome!"

The foreigner head chef gave a thumbs up: "You Long people are really rich..."

But within ten minutes, the dishes began to be served one after another.

This speed is not bad.

But the three old men were a little dissatisfied.

"Old Jiang, why is this dish so small, it's gone in one bite."

"...perhaps a cold dish?"

"But it's hot."

"What the hell! There can't be hot ones in cold dishes!"

However.

Next, every dish is a throw away.

Half past one.

None of the three old men knew how to move their chopsticks, they couldn't eat, and they were gone in one bite, which wasn't enough to fit between their teeth.

But Jiang Xiaomi didn't care about this, she was very happy to eat.

certainly.

She also feeds the three old men from time to time.

Although Michelin is high-end, their cooking methods are mainly based on molecular cuisine, so the weight of a dish can be said to be pitifully small.

finally. (Leave Wang Zhao)

The meal took almost an hour and a half.

All the dishes on the table were swept clean.

But the problem is.

Except for Jiang Xiaomi, everyone else was starving.....

"Forget it, forget it," Lao Jiang shook his head: "Let's find a place to have a drink in a while. This place has too few dishes, and it's simply a black shop."

Say it.

He beckoned: "Pay the bill."

The waiter walked over with a smiling face and handed over the bill: "Hello, the total is 113,788 yuan."

"What!?"

Lao Jiang was taken aback: "Thirteen thousand!?"

Waiter: "...you heard wrong."

Lao Jiang: "Scared me, I thought these would cost 11,000 yuan."

"...Tm is really rich, but 13,000 yuan doesn't feel like much," the waiter trembled in his heart, and then repeated: "Yes, 110,000 yuan, 3,700 yuan, 88 yuan

He deliberately paused to make it easier for the elderly to hear more clearly.

Lao Jiang: "??Hungry?"

Chen Dalei: "???"

Chen Erlei: "???"

Photographer: "???"

Jiang Xiaomi blinked: "Grandpa, grandpa, what's wrong with you, grandpa, why don't you talk anymore, grandpa, why are you standing still..."

【Lao Jiang: Shut up! Your grandfather died on the spot!】.