This Group of Players Are All Slimes
Chapter 7 Despicable Slime
In addition to the group of Qingmei Gao, the players in other groups also suffered from the big cat's attack.
These big cats are extremely fast, and they are often attacked before the player reacts. Some players even died without realizing who attacked them.
"Planner Dog, you can't stop hanging around, right? Once you hang up and hang up again, you're going to tell us fortune-telling!"
"Under a fantasy world view, you threw a big cat in... Good job planning."
"I want a husky..."
"Stop talking nonsense. Hurry up, go to the conference hall and invite Sister A!"
"It's useless." A player sighed and said, "Sister A is hopeless."
"What, you gave up treatment so soon?"
In the conference hall at this time, Arturia occupied all the video screens, searching for the big cats one by one, and let out obscene laughter from time to time.
"Oh hoo~ oh hoo~ oh hoo~"
Although her previous cat addiction has eased, she now seems to be more serious.
After finally waking up Arturia physically from this state, Arturia struggled to look away from the video screen, and then gathered the idle players.
"The target of this battle is a bit troublesome. The opponent is at least a general-level monster, and the final boss is probably at the peak level of a general. But the more important thing is!"
With a sudden jump on the table, Arturia said sharply: "We want to capture alive! Remember, there can't be a single hair missing, understand? I have to lick every cat hair!"
All the players present nodded weakly.
Sister A, you are really amazing to be able to reveal your desires so confidently.
After expressing the strategic purpose of this time, Artoria then said: "Old rules, let's brainstorm. What do cats like best? Cai Mao!"
Cai Mao subconsciously wanted to say "mother cat", but then realized that this was a proposition.
If you send it any further, you will really become a stalker.
Resisting to swallow the "female cat" back, he let out a long breath and said with a smile: "Male cat."
"Where is the swordsman!"
The crazy little policewoman who acted as a knife and axe jumped over with a smile, and then dragged the loveless Cai Mao down with a smile.
"Forget it, the next question, what is the cat afraid of the most? I really don't want to ask this question. Zhang Yun?"
"Come here, I just went online, so I know we have to deal with big cats, right? I'm familiar with this. Cats have the habit of cleaning their fur regularly, and they prefer to use their tongues to clean up after they get a special smell on their bodies. We just need to send a few A player takes the venom of the poisonous hell frog in advance, and jumps onto the opponent in a suicide attack. After death, the opponent will be contaminated with the venom. As long as the opponent licks his fur, he will automatically swallow it, so he is not afraid that the opponent will be poisoned and die?"
The more Zhang Yun said, the more excited he became, and he didn't notice Artoria's increasingly cold eyes and the pity eyes of the players around him.
"If this is not enough, if the opponent is immune to toxins, I have other methods. No matter how strong a creature is, its internal organs are very fragile. These big cats need more than 20 kilograms of meat every day. We just need to get some Little devil steaks, these steaks are mixed with some small steel pieces, and the big cats will eat these steel pieces by the way when they eat, to ensure that their stomachs bleed, and then they will die miserable! Even if they barely pass the level of gastric peristalsis , their chrysanthemums can't pass this test!"
Cai Mao, who came back from the resurrection, couldn't stand it any longer.
He stepped forward and patted the other party: "Brother Zhang, for the safety of your life in reality, please die once."
"Ah, why, I think what I said is quite right. What are you doing, crazy policewoman, why are you dragging me?"
Seeing that Zhang Yun didn't understand why until he died, all the players sighed.
How important it is to understand the preferences of leaders.
Next,
Players discussed some methods, but most of them were a bit whimsical.
Either the feasibility is not high, or the risk is too high, neither of which fits the current situation.
Just when the situation was at an impasse, a timid voice sounded in the conference hall: "Cats like cardboard boxes so much, why don't we make a cardboard box to trap cats."
"How is this possible...it is a good idea that humans can think of!"
"It's too whimsical... an idea that I can't reach!"
"What an outrageous...but feasible plan!"
For this opinion, the players subconsciously wanted to object.
But after seeing clearly who was speaking, everyone wisely chose to agree.
Not for anything else, just because she is the Emperor of Europe.
Everyone made a decision immediately, custom-made a large cardboard box according to the size of the big cat, and sent it outside the Demon King's City.
The outside of the box is reinforced by magic, and according to cats' habit of narrow places, it is specially made to allow only one cat to jump into it.
After confirming that the cardboard box would not suffocate the cat, Artoria nodded.
At this time, Ou Huang took out another thing: "I picked this up behind a big cat, do you think it's useful?"
This is a long and narrow wooden stick, and there are still marks of beasts gnawing on it.
Zhang Yun stepped forward to take the wooden stick, observed it carefully, smelled it carefully, and said affirmatively, "Mutian Polygonum."
"what?"
"Similar to catnip, most cats like it, and it is very attractive to cats. Well, it's not bad to use it as bait after purification."
Cai Mao on the side looked at Zhang Yun in surprise: "Brother Zhang, you understand it very well~"
"Just kidding, I know better, I'm a veterinarian."
"Hey... I thought you were a pervert after hearing what you said before."
"They are all cases I have seen, and there are quite a few. Thinking about it now, those methods are indeed a bit vicious, and the death is not wronged. We need to keep our moral bottom line at all times, even if we are in a virtual environment. Among them is no exception.”
Cai Hao also nodded in agreement.
But he thought about it again, if it was replaced by an ugly creature, maybe Zhang Yun's suggestion would be decided on the spot.
Sure enough, it still depends on the value of the face.
Appearance can really determine a person's moral bottom line.
The farmer slimes took over the Mutian Polygonum, and soon activated the Mutian Polygonum with the support of the European Emperor, and began to quickly cultivate and mutate it, thus producing a more effective Mutian Polygonum.
After pouring the produced Polygonum japonica into the cardboard box like sand, and covering one layer inside, Artoria was even more satisfied.
"Okay, the little home for me and my cat has been built."
"Sister A, can you stop expressing your desires so bluntly, your glorious image is almost shattered."
"Everyone is a collection of desires, but I just follow my own desires."
"Although it sounds like a famous saying, please respect yourself. Besides, if you can catch it, you can say something."
As soon as the player finished speaking, there was a loud noise from the cardboard box beside them.
It seemed that a huge monster fell from the sky and just fell into the cardboard box.
The cardboard box trembled, but it was of no use.
Then, an angry voice came from the cardboard box: "Despicable slime!"
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