This Group of Players Are All Slimes

Looking at the cardboard box still shaking behind them, the two players had mixed feelings.

Opposite Artoria, the player named "Best Support" lowered his head weakly: "This game is doing well everywhere, but the monsters are too nonsensical. The monsters that have troubled players for so long can be caught with a cardboard box." Come on, it’s really laughable.”

"It's called being real. Every monster has its own weaknesses, instead of relying on attributes. That's fun, isn't it?"

The best assistant thought for a while: "Well, that's right."

Although this cardboard box looks ordinary, there is actually a layer of three-centimeter-thick steel plate in the middle, and it is an extremely strong iron box after being [cured] by a magician.

Coupled with the fact that the improved Polygonum sativa has an anesthetic effect on cats, Zhang Yun estimated an approximate range of use based on data analysis, ensuring that the cats that fall into it are all dreamlike, paralyzed, and then do whatever they want. !

The best assistant jumped over the edge of the box and began to observe the big cat inside.

The big cat was curled up in the box, covered in fluff, and seemed to have an angry expression on its face.

The best support is not cat control, but seeing this cat, he has to admit that it is really a very beautiful cat.

The big cat trapped in the box glanced at the best assistant, and then said weakly: "It is also a kind of fate that the great Kate will fail here. Come on, pierce your sword through my heart, Let me die."

"It doesn't matter what I say, let our commander come. That, Miss A, be gentle."

"Don't worry, I know, but wait a minute, my name is Lord Xialu."

Before, in order to quickly consume the player's honor and stimulate the player to obtain the honor, Lu Fan hesitated again and again, and finally added a "Master Lu's special service" function.

This function can only be activated after Lu Fan wakes up, and it will not be activated if he is in a bad mood that day, and he will not activate it if he feels like fishing, which can be described as extremely willful.

And there are many kinds of special services.

For example, one thousand honors can be with Lu Fan for five minutes, but they cannot have direct contact or make a sound.

Five Thousand Honors allowed Lu Fan to say something against them, but he could not go too far, and Lu Fan had the right to refuse.

There are other functions such as "sleep for a while", "strengthen once", "integrate once", and other functions, and the fees are not low.

Not to mention, the effect is quite good, and the stimulation to female players is quite great.

It's just that some male players like this one, which makes Lu Fan always feel a little chilly.

And what Artoria bought was one of the most expensive services, and it was a chance for Lu Fan to make a direct shot.

After receiving a service request, Lu Fan, who was writing a love letter to the Void Demon God, had to come here.

He pulled out Golding: "Who are you going to cut? Is this little cat inside? Pierce or slice?"

"You sit in the formation. At most, you can help catch the other party when he wants to run away. Now, please help us get the other party out of it."

Lu Fan flicked Golding in his hand, and a sword blew sounded, and the big cat in the cardboard box was directly ejected from the cardboard box and landed in front of the player.

Just as the freed cat was about to escape, it heard a majestic voice: "Kneel down."

In an instant, the pressure like a mountain came, making his limbs weak, and he couldn't help but kneel down on the ground, without even a trace of resistance.

Compared with this pressure, his proud physical body was as fragile as a piece of paper, which made him feel strong awe even though he was fearless.

What a terrifying demon!

This fear is completely from the crushing at the level of life, which made him clearly aware that there is an essential difference between himself and the other party.

"Is this all right?" Lu Fan pointed at the shivering Kate.

"Okay,

You rest here for a while, and I'll do the rest. "

Artoria wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth, pretended to be the largest ogre, and walked towards the cat.

This Kate is three meters high on all fours, and more than one meter high when lying down. It looks even bigger than a lion.

In front of him, the huge ogre felt like it was scaled down, which looked a little funny.

The best assistant thought that the cat licking scene would be tragic next, but to his surprise, Artoria was unexpectedly gentle.

She fondled the other person's chin and the area near the ears, carefully stroking down the other person's back, tearing apart the other person's guard little by little.

Under her skillful stroking, the body of the big talking cat in front of her gradually relaxed, and her abdomen involuntarily let out a comfortable purring sound.

The angry expression on his face gradually unfolded, and the whole cat seemed to be transformed into liquid in an instant, spreading softly on the ground.

"Gulu~Gulu~"

Accompanied by the purring sound of complete relaxation, Artoria stroked the cat's chin, feeling satisfied.

"Miss A, what's the matter?"

"It's so cool! It's the first time to masturbate a cat without protection at close range!"

"Is this enough?"

"What else?"

"I thought you were really going to lick him all over?"

Artoria touched the sleeping big cat, and smiled softly: "Those who seek the top will get the best, and those who seek the best will get the bottom. If I don't act crazy at the beginning, then my persuasive power will decline. Other players' orders to me will also be carried out towards the next gear, which may hurt these cats in the end."

The best support suddenly realized.

"In other words, everything is acting?"

"Not all, at least my love for cats is true. After all, it involves my next plan, so I must develop towards the highest goal from the beginning."

"Then what is your plan?"

"It must be a cat harem!"

The best assistant was stunned at first, and then burst out laughing.

"As expected of you."

Lu Fan on the side was also thoughtful when he saw this scene.

learnt.

Those who ask for the top get it, and those who ask for it get the bottom.

In other words, when setting goals for players in the future, first set a goal of 200% for them, and if they complete the blood earning, there is at least 150% for them.

The extra 50% is your excess profit!

Thinking of this, Lu Fan felt that he was advancing by leaps and bounds, taking a step further on the road of being a capitalist.

And this big cat slept until dawn, and then stood up in a daze.

Just waking up, it stretched vigorously, rubbed Artoria's head subconsciously, then woke up suddenly, bent its body into a bow, and jumped back.

Facing Artoria, who had been rubbing him all night, the hair on his back exploded, and he roared angrily: "What did you do to me?"

"It's nothing, don't worry about it." Artoria, who has already entered the state of a sage, smiled like a virgin, "You can go, by the way, take these scorpions."

"You mean, Shenmu? What do you want, what do you want from us Kate?"

"I don't have any intentions, I'm already very satisfied. Go slowly and come to play next time."

The big cat didn't touch those scorpions.

He faced Artoria, stepping back step by step.

After confirming that there was no Lu Fan around, he turned around decisively and rushed towards his temporary lair.

"Should we just let him go?" the best assistant asked behind Artoria.

"Of course, playing hard to get." Artoria said with a smile, "And I have something to say."

"what?"

"I love this game to death."