This heavenly master is not serious
Chapter 107 Come, help me push down the coffin lid!
In the fourth year of Emperor Daxing of the Eastern Jin Dynasty (AD 321), Xu Xun lived in seclusion at the old site of Meixian Temple in the southern suburbs of Nanchang, and founded a Taoist temple named Taiji Temple, also known as "Jingming Zhenjing", and established the Jingming Taoist sect.
Legend has it that Xu Xun became enlightened on the first day of August in the second year of Ningkang in the Eastern Jin Dynasty (AD 374). On the day of his enlightenment, 42 people in his family, together with their chickens and dogs, flew into the sky and became immortals.
The allusion that a person becomes enlightened and a chicken or a dog becomes an immortal probably comes from this.
Xu Yang checked on the Internet about the deeds of the "Shen Gong Miaoji Zhenjun" Xu Xun and Xu Tianshi, and he began to believe what the prince said...
Even the chickens and dogs in the family have ascended to heaven, so how can they have any descendants?
The so-called "descendants of Xu Tianshi" are probably side bloodlines, or even descendants of disciples... No wonder Lushan Taoist Association and Jingming Taoist Association are fighting for "orthodoxy".
Xu Yang asked the prince for advice on some affairs in the world.
The prince answered everything he knew.
He said: "I will talk to them over at Lushan Road... It is okay to fight for the orthodoxy, but there cannot be evil ways. They dare to hire murderers to kill people. It is a serious crime to hire assassins from Shuramen. As long as you nod, I will We can take action and take advantage of the opportunity to level the Lushan Road."
The prince spoke calmly.
It seems that for him, bulldozing a large door is no different from bulldozing a dilapidated house.
As the number one person in Daxia and the top person in charge of Daxia's military force organization, he has this background and strength, and he does this not only to win over Xu Yang, but also to intimidate the world!
Xu Yang said: "If Minister Xu Yang takes action, I will definitely speak... But for the time being, there is no need to touch Lushan Dao. My grandfather has a backup plan. For the time being, Lushan Dao does not dare to take action against me."
"Then what training resources do you need?"
The prince added: "Our Spiritual Management Bureau has been exploring the secret areas of ancient ruins over the years and has accumulated some treasures. I will have someone send you a list of treasures later. If you need anything, just ask."
Xu Yang smiled bitterly and said: "Minister Wang, I'm embarrassed that you've done this... Do you really plan to let me just have a job as a sinecure?"
The prince did not mince words and said with a smile: "I need you to provide a batch of Taoist talismans to our spiritual management bureau every month. The number of these talismans is determined by you. Your work will not be in vain. We will pay you according to the market price. How about settling the talisman money once a month?"
It's a small thing.
Nothing to say no to.
Xu Yang asked about the doubts in his heart and said: "Minister Wang, with the background of the Spirit Management Bureau, he will definitely cooperate with some Taoist masters, right?"
"I'm curious... why are you offering me such generous terms?"
Yes.
Many of the conditions offered by the prince were so "favorable" that they could even secure Lushan Dao for Xu Yang... You must know that Lushan Dao is a major Taoist sect with many masters in the sect.
If you cooperate with them, can't you get Taoist talismans?
"Our Spirit Management Bureau does cooperate with Taoist sects such as Maoshan and Longhushan. In addition to jointly establishing Taoist temples, they will provide us with a batch of Taoist talismans on time."
The prince did not hide anything from Xu Yang and explained: "However, most of the Taoist talismans they provided are of average quality. The Taoist talismans drawn by real Taoist talisman masters will not be used."
Xu Yang suddenly realized.
But then, he became even more confused.
Could it be...
Is the quality of the talisman I drew good?
But I have only been learning to make talismans for about 10 days... I just figured it out all by myself. Could it be that I am better than those Taoist talisman masters?
The two sat on the balcony and chatted for a while. The prince used "busy official duties" as an excuse and soared into the sky into the night sky and left.
Xu Yang looked at it with hot eyes.
Flying...
Who doesn't want to?
But Taoism requires cultivating to the "supernatural power realm" before you can fly.
After taking a long breath, Xu Yang returned to the villa.
At this moment, Liu Shishi, Yang Yin and Yue Yuluo were all watching TV in the living room on the first floor. The three women knew nothing about the prince's arrival and obviously did not feel it.
Xu Yang walked into the nanny's room.
As soon as they entered, the coffin lid banged. Inside the coffin, the zombie asked: "Xiao Xuzi, did a master come to the house just now? I sensed that someone was spying on me!"
Xu Yang was surprised.
This zombie can actually sense it?
But if you think about it carefully, it's normal... After all, this guy was on the same level as a prince in his heyday.
Wow!
Suddenly, Xu Yang flicked his finger, and a ball of flame shot towards the sarcophagus.
"Ding!"
"The zombie is frightened, its merit value +100, and its constitution +1."
Inside the sarcophagus, the zombie screamed: "Why did you shoot me for no reason... to scare me!"
A "jump" indeed.
Because after providing the merit points this time, no matter how Xu Yang used his methods, the zombie was no longer indifferent. Instead, he sneered: "You stayed up in the middle of the night to perform acrobatics for me, making thunder and lighting fires. Aren't you an idle egg?" pain?"
Xu Yang: "......"
He was silent for a few seconds and asked: "Miss Zombie, can I ask you a question... What are you zombies most afraid of?"
"Afraid?"
The zombie sneered: "Ordinary zombies are indeed afraid of east and west, but after cultivating to my level, I have already made up for my weaknesses. There is nothing in this world that scares me."
Xu Yang did not believe in evil, so he found garlic and placed it around the sarcophagus.
However, the zombie remained indifferent.
He went out for a walk again, but unfortunately he didn't find a black dog on the street, so naturally he didn't get the black dog's blood.
Inside the coffin, the zombie mocked again: "Are you trying to find out my weaknesses to control me? Haha... just give up, I have nothing to fear!"
Said.
His voice changed and he said: "Why don't you let me out, I promise not to hurt you... and I will protect you!"
"hehe."
Xu Yang said: "Do you think I would believe the lies about a zombie? During the day, you were still shouting that you wanted to hack my whole family to death."
Since there was no way to get merit points from zombies, Xu Yang simply ignored it.
He took a cold shower and returned to the bedroom, ready to have a good night's rest and catch up on his sleep.
Xu Yang, who had not slept for a week, fell asleep after lying on the bed for a while...
As for Liu Shishi, Yang Yin and Yue Yuluo, after watching the TV, they started watching short videos on their mobile phones.
"Huh!"
Yang Yin suddenly shouted: "Come and see, this anchor is going to live broadcast jumping into the river...it's only 10 kilometers away from us."
"Really? Are you sure?"
Yue Yuluo's eyes shone brightly and she said, "How about we go and see the excitement?"
Liu Shishi said: "Isn't this not good? We join in the fun when others commit suicide. Isn't it too immoral?"
"My sister... we are ghosts, what kind of morality do we have?"
Yang Yin was extremely curious and said: "What's more, these anchors have no bottom line in doing things in order to gain popularity... Maybe jumping into the river is fake, but trying to gain popularity is real!"
After some discussion, the three women immediately went out and flew towards the direction where the anchor jumped into the river.
They didn't notice...
The sarcophagus in the nanny's room was shaking slightly.
As the sarcophagus shook, a coffin nail jumped up and fell to the ground.
These coffin nails originally had the function of sealing the sarcophagus. However, after Feng Zhaoqing pulled out one of the coffin nails, the seal was destroyed and could be broken from the inside by the zombies in the coffin.
As the first coffin nail is "squeezed out," the second coffin nail becomes loose.
boom!
boom!
boom!
The coffin lid shook, and the second coffin nail fell off.
Then came the third, fourth, and fifth coffin nails... Gradually, the frequency of the coffin lid vibration became faster and faster, and the noise became louder and louder. One by one, the coffin nails were constantly being shaken out and falling off. On the ground.
Second floor bedroom.
Xu Yang, who was sleeping soundly, suddenly became excited. He turned over and sat on the bed. When his ears moved, he caught the sound of the coffin vibrating, and his expression changed involuntarily!
"not good!"
"That zombie is getting out of trouble!"
Xu Yang lost all sleep in an instant. He didn't even bother to put on his slippers, so he just put on a pair of big pants and ran downstairs.
He went straight to the nanny's room, only to see the sarcophagus lying quietly in the corner... the lid of the coffin had been halfway lifted.
Xu Yang turned on the light and looked into the sarcophagus. He saw that the sarcophagus was covered with a white fox fur and a jade pillow, but there was no trace of zombies!
Just then, there was a sound of footsteps.
Xu Yang looked back and saw a beautiful girl with a hot figure and a Taoist talisman on her forehead outside the nanny's room, standing at the door holding half a roast chicken.
She glanced at Xu Yang and said in the tone of a female gangster: "Xiao Xuzi, you have a good figure...but you are too white. If you are tanned, you will be very sexy."
Xu Yang: "......"
He stared at the girl with wide eyes, her mouth wide enough to fit an egg in, and a look on her face that she had seen a ghost.
"Why that expression?"
"Have you never seen a beautiful woman?"
Click click click.
The girl ate the roasted chicken, chewing the bones and swallowing the meat together.
"correct!"
"In the future, prepare more roasted chickens at home... they should be more tender. This one is too old and the meat is burnt!"
She ate up half of the roasted chicken in just a few bites. Then she went to the sarcophagus, got into the sarcophagus, lay down on the fox skin with a jade pillow, and cursed: "Xiao Xuzi, you are stunned." What are you doing here...you have no eyesight at all, come on, help me push down the coffin lid!"
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PS: Keep coding, there will be more at 12 o'clock. In addition, the image of the zombie can be directly referred to the cover!
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