This heavenly master is not serious

Xu Yang stepped forward numbly and helped push the coffin lid.

Inside the coffin, the zombie said again: "By the way... help me put the nails back in the coffin."

Xu Yang picked up the coffin nails from the ground and inserted them back one by one.

Zombie: "Okay, now you can have a peaceful sleep... Good night, little Xuzi!"

Xu Yang said expressionlessly: "Good night, Makabaka."

He walked out of the nanny's room, came to the living room, and sat down on the sofa, feeling a little lost!

Damn it!

Am I hallucinating or being confused by zombies?

Aren’t zombies all ugly monsters with green faces, fangs, and huge ugliness?

Why...

Will she be so beautiful?

Those facial features, that figure...are no better than Liu Shishi, or even better. The key is that her skin can be broken by blows, and it is better maintained than celebrities. She doesn't have the dark, pus-filled look she imagined.

After a while, Liu Shishi, Yang Yin and Yue Yuluo came back.

They each changed into a set of clothes and carried many large and small bags.

"Huh?"

"Husband, didn't you take a rest?"

As soon as Yue Yuluo saw Xu Yang, she asked with concern.

Xu Yang accidentally did not say anything about the "beautiful zombie", but said: "I got up to pee...why did you go?"

Yue Yuluo: "Husband, didn't you say you are going to Chang'an tomorrow? I took Sister Shishi and Sister Yin Yin to my house to get some clothes."

She put on a new long dress, spun in circles in front of Xu Yang, giggled and asked, "Husband, do you think my dress is beautiful?"

"Very beautiful."

Xu Yang praised: "Shishi and Yang Yin's clothes are both beautiful... By the way, should we take the high-speed rail or drive there tomorrow?"

Wucheng is not far from Chang'an, only seven or eight hours' drive.

It is more convenient and faster to take the high-speed rail, but Liu Shishi and the others do not have "ID cards" unless they are invisible and follow Xu Yang on the train.

One person and three ghosts, after some discussion, decided to drive to Anseong.

Anyway, there are still two days left before the "Taoist Conference". You can take a walk along the way, relax and see the scenery. If you drive there, it will be more convenient to help Liu Shishi find the "grave".

Three female ghosts went upstairs.

Their bedrooms are on the second floor.

Xu Yang lit a cigarette to calm down his shock and entered the nanny's room again.

He carefully came to the sarcophagus and knocked on the lid of the coffin.

"What are you doing?"

Inside the coffin, the zombie cursed: "Why do you keep knocking on the lid of my coffin when you have nothing to do? Are you going to stop people from sleeping well?"

"I'm going to Chang'an City tomorrow. It may take four or five days to come back. Do you want to go with me?"

Xu Yang asked.

If the zombies can't break through the seal of the sarcophagus, they can just leave it at home.

But now, leaving the sarcophagus is just like playing, how can Xu Yang feel relieved if she leaves it at home?

If he goes out and bites a few people and spreads the corpse poison, I'm afraid it won't be long before the entire city of Wucheng falls... Of course, the most important thing is that this zombie looks like a normal person, so take it with you. , there should be no trouble.

"Chang'an City?"

Inside the coffin, the zombie asked: "Is there anything delicious?"

"have!"

Xu Yang gave an affirmative answer!

The zombie said: "I can go, but you have to bring my sarcophagus... I'm not used to sleeping anywhere else."

Xu Yang: "......"

After being treated like this, how could Xu Yang still feel sleepy?

Immediately I went to the living room, turned on my mobile phone, and looked up "Tao Zang classics" on the Internet, preparing to cram for the written examination of the "Tao Dharma Conference".

soon.

Its daybreak.

Liu Shishi and her three daughters went downstairs and started making breakfast on time.

Breakfast has just been prepared...

Bang, bang, bang!

In the nanny's room, the coffin shook.

The three women were all shocked, and Yang Yin stood up and said, "Boss, what's going on? Is that zombie about to escape?"

Xu Yang said expressionlessly: "Don't worry about her!"

About a minute later, the zombie walked out of the nanny's room.

She had a hot figure and walked elegantly. She went straight to the dining table and sat down, cursing: "Damn it, if you don't call me mom when you have breakfast, are you looking for trouble?"

Liu Shishi: “…”

Yang Yin: “…”

Yue Yuluo: "..."

The three women were dumbfounded, their eyes full of doubts and wariness.

Ignoring the three women's "saw a ghost" looks, the zombie snatched Xu Yang's eight-treasure porridge. Regardless of whether it was hot or not, he picked up the bowl, duang, duang, duang, and ate the steaming bowl of porridge in three big mouthfuls.

then……

puff!

Vomited all!

"Damn it!"

"What kind of porridge is this?"

"Who makes porridge and puts pepper in it?"

boom!

Yue Yuluo slammed the dining table and asked, "Who are you? Why do you want to eat my husband's porridge? Also, why are you wasting food?"

Liu Shishi and Yang Yin also recovered from the shock.

Although some people can't understand why a zombie can be so beautiful, one can imagine the anger in his heart when the porridge he worked so hard to cook was wasted by a strange "person"!

The zombie wiped his mouth, leaned back on the dining chair carelessly, and sneered: "Am I wasting food or are you wasting food? The breakfast is so terrible, why don't you tell others?"

"What you cook is delicious, why don't you make it yourself?"

Liu Shishi sneered. She originally wanted to find trouble and teach this zombie a lesson, but she thought that this guy didn't follow common sense at all. She stood up and said, "Where is the kitchen?"

"Take me with you!"

"It seems that if the King of Japan doesn't show off his cooking skills today, you won't be convinced!"

She walked into the kitchen, rummaged through the cabinets, and found the ingredients.

Then he said: "Why doesn't this kitchen have a stove?"

She doesn't know how to use natural gas.

Liu Shishi glanced at Yang Yin and said, "Go teach her, I want to see what kind of flowers she can make with a zombie!"

Yang Yin walked into the kitchen and taught the zombies how to use natural gas.

After learning how to use natural gas, the zombies became busy.

She first kneaded the noodles, and then started cutting meat and vegetables.

Soon, I heated up the oil in the pan and started stir-frying the vegetables.

Xu Yang, Liu Shishi, Yang Yin and Yue Yuluo, three ghosts, poked their heads towards the kitchen and saw the zombie skillfully stirring the pot and adding seasonings in batches. After a while, the aroma filled the villa.

The three female ghosts looked at each other and were speechless for a moment.

Xu Yang's eyes were fixed on the female zombie...

She has a great figure.

When the pot was stirred up, it was natural to stir up the pot as well.

Xu Yang's index finger moved greatly when he saw it, and he couldn't help but wipe his saliva.

"Ah!"

"man!"

When Liu Shishi saw this, she couldn't help but sneered.

Xu Yang didn't blush, his heart didn't beat, and his eyes didn't move. He said calmly: "As a normal man with strong blood, it is reasonable for him to drool a little when he smells such a fragrance."

After frying the vegetables, the zombie started cutting the noodles again.

Yes!

Just shaved noodles!

She held the noodles with one hand and the knife with the other. When she lifted the knife and lowered it, she saw noodles of uniform thickness and length falling into the boiling water. After a while, a pot of noodles came out of the pot.

She took the noodles out, first ran them through cold water, and then put them into the stir-fry. After a few times, she found a plate, no more, no less, and she could hold five dishes.

"Try it!"

Bringing the shaved noodles to the dining table, the female zombie coaxed: "I haven't cooked in decades, so I feel a lot rusty..."

With that said, he broke off a clove of garlic and ate it himself.

"You...eat garlic?"

Xu Yang was shocked, zombies eat garlic?

The zombie's face bulged after eating, and he said vaguely: "You don't understand this. If you eat noodles without garlic, the flavor will be reduced by half... Eat it, everyone will eat it!"

Eating noodles early in the morning always feels weird.

But seeing the zombie eating so deliciously, Xu Yang immediately picked up the chopsticks and started eating too.

With the chopsticks in his mouth, Xu Yang's eyes lit up.

With this skill, if I open a noodle shop in the future, the business will definitely be booming!

Liu Shishi, Yang Yin, and Yue Yuluo also moved their chopsticks.

Compared to zombies, their "eating appearance" is much more elegant.

Pick up a piece of noodles with chopsticks, smell it, and immediately put the smelled noodles into an empty bowl aside.

Soon, the shaved noodles on the table were swept away, but all the breakfast made by Liu Shishi and the others remained on the table.

The three female ghosts blushed, realizing the gap in cooking skills between themselves and the zombies, and immediately humbly asked for advice.

Zombie said: "Cooking also depends on talent, but I don't think you are stupid. In the future, when I cook, just follow me and watch more."

The three women curiously asked about the origin of the zombies.

Yue Yuluo even said: "I have seen some zombies, but none of them are as beautiful as my sister!"

The zombie was very excited when he heard this, and said: "I am from the Song Dynasty. My surname is Yun and my name is Mengxi. I have been fond of strange arts since I was a child. Later, when I had trouble practicing kung fu, I trained myself into a zombie."

"But I am different from other zombies. I can survive without sucking blood. Although my body has all the characteristics of zombies, it has not mutated. I look almost like a normal person."

She spoke eloquently and told her life experience.

After she became a zombie, she absorbed Yuehua to practice, and practiced all the way to the "flying zombie" level.

"More than five hundred years ago, dynasties changed and the Ming Dynasty was established. At that time, I was already flying to the ground. When I was practicing, I suddenly felt something in my heart. I realized that a crisis was coming, so I built a tomb for myself and entered a deep sleep. .”

"It wasn't until fifty years ago that I was born. I traveled throughout the Xia Dynasty and all over the world. I worked as a club's double-flower red stick in Causeway Bay, Xiangjiang, opened a noodle shop in Xishan Province, herded sheep in the prairie, and hunted in Changbai Mountain. hunting……"

She concealed her identity and traveled around the world.

However, more than thirty years ago, she was accidentally discovered by a Taoist priest from Maoshan and her identity was revealed.

"At that time, I had not yet returned to her prime, and her skills were not very high. The group of Taoist priests in Maoshan had no martial ethics, so they attacked together. After I was injured, I fled back to the tomb and fell into a deep sleep."

"When I woke up again, it was five years ago. It was your grandfather who broke into the tomb and woke me up."

"That old, stinky Taoist priest is so cruel that he threatened me to become his grandson-in-law!"

As he said that, he glanced at Xu Yang.

Xu Yang's eyes widened and he said happily: "You agreed?"

"Hmph!"

Yunmengxi sneered: "How can I agree? I have been single for nearly a thousand years, how can I be a useless wife?"

Xu Yang: "..."

He felt that he had been hit.

Yunmengxi added: "So your grandfather took the next best thing and asked me to protect you after breaking the seal. Originally, I needed to sleep for another three years before I could break the seal of the sarcophagus. Who would have thought that you would actually open the sarcophagus! "

After some conversation, the relationship between the three female ghosts and Yunmeng Xi became quite familiar.

Only Xu Yang was unhappy.

He locked the door of the villa, drove his car out of the garage, and said, "Okay, let's hit the road first, and we'll talk on the way."

As for Yunmengxi's coffin, Xu Yang put it into the storage space.

After filling up the tank, Liu Shishi wanted to drive. She said, "I heard that there is no speed limit on the highway and there are no traffic lights. It is a good place for racing."

Xu Yang couldn't resist Liu Shishi, so he could only say: "You must be careful, I will leave my life to you."

In the back seat, Yun Mengxi sneered: "A grown man, is he afraid of a woolly guy?"

"If your head falls off, it's just a scar the size of a bowl. What's more, I'm here, are you scared?"

"Even if you die, I can turn you into a zombie!"

One person, three ghosts, and one zombie.

This strange combination began a journey to "Chang'an City".

Liu Shishi also has a problem with driving, that is, she is used to driving invisibly.

And Xu Yang doesn't have ETC, so he can only use the manual channel when getting on the expressway.

When the staff at the expressway toll station saw that there was no one in the cab, their eyes widened and they were surprised: "Damn it, has BYD Songdu achieved driverless technology?"

………

ps: The third update is here, a 3,500-word chapter. Today’s total update is close to 11,000 words. There are already 813 monthly tickets. Come on guys, if you buy more than 1,000, you can win a lottery!