This is what cultivating immortals is like

wonderland.

Heavenly Palace, thirty-sixth heaven.

Clouds surround the stars and lakes, rainbows build bridges, and the majestic heaven is looming in the clouds and mist, like a mirage that is within reach but far away in the horizon.

The golden light was like the bright moon. The ancient Buddha Zongchen stepped onto the top of the sea of ​​clouds and asked to see the great heavenly emperor. Within a moment, the master of ten thousand ways came to greet him.

Gu Zongchen didn't notice the difference. Ever since the Emperor of Heaven transcended the Supreme Hunyuan realm and jumped out of the long river of time, the Emperor of Heaven has understood this river. He dives once every three days and drowns once every five days. Now he doesn't know which river he was washed into. waterways.

If there is no great change in heaven and earth, all matters in the Heavenly Palace, big and small, will be handled by the Heavenly Queen who is on duty. If it involves the gods of the three realms, the Master of Ten Thousand Ways will first draw up a charter, and then hand it over to the Heavenly Queen for decision.

"The poor monk took the lead and met the Arctic Ziwei Emperor. The Emperor is polite."

"Don't dare, don't dare, Buddha is too polite." The Master of Ten Thousand Dao returned the favor with a faint smile.

The two met and exchanged greetings, and after a round of business exchanges, Gu Zongchen arrived at Ziwei Palace with Master Wan Dao, where they drank tea and discussed important matters.

"Pin Tao already knows why the Buddha is here. The Heavenly Emperor is busy with official duties and cannot spare time, so Pindao will meet the Buddha."

Speaking of the Great Heavenly Emperor, the Master of Ten Thousand Daos looked towards the direction of the Supreme Heaven with his hands clasped in fists, his expression solemn and his eyes showing respect.

Gu Zongchen also nodded with a serious face. The two lamented that the Heavenly Emperor, the Great Heavenly Lord, worked tirelessly in a high position and paid too much for the three realms. It is truly a blessing for all living beings to receive this Great Heavenly Lord.

Behind his back, Lu Dong was dismissive. Just as he was about to say something, the young monk slapped him into silence.

Lu Dong did misunderstand Lu Bei, at least this time. After overpowering Tiandao, Lu Bei always paid attention to Tiandao's capture of the new world and restrained its barbaric evolution.

Tiandao recently captured a new world. Lu Bei intervened, instead of directly letting Tiandao annex it. Instead, he projected the will of the soul and descended into it in the form of an extraterrestrial demon. He has now cleared the level, killed the final boss and replaced it.

Sit back and wait for the brave man to come and give the other party a little shock from the devil.

Direct annexation is impossible. Lubei has integrated the three realms, and the blueprint for the Three Thousand Worlds is still under construction. Its own laws have not yet been sorted out and perfected. Annexing a new world will only add to chaos.

After the Dao of Heaven was incorporated into the concept of demons, Lu Bei exercised his function as the Great Heavenly Emperor to break up the concept of demons and inject it into the Dao of Immortality, which further enhanced the power of the gods.

The devil has become the other side of the immortal world. It is no longer purely negative. When the gods condense the dharma aspect, they have an additional demonic aspect.

This demonic aspect is for punishment, punishment, assessment, and eradication of evil...

Use demons to defeat evil, and all crimes will be punished!

Take ascension as an example. The original calamity of inner demons is now handled by immortals and gods. If you want to become an immortal or go to heaven to work as a worker, in addition to your cultivation level, you must also be able to withstand the test.

If your wealth is pure and clean, and your inner demons can't do anything to you, you can naturally ascend where you are.

If you are not clean, your inner demon will mean that you will not get sick after eating it.

Divine grace is like the sea, divine power is like prison (×)

The final right of interpretation belongs to the Emperor of Heaven (√)

In short, the concept of demon is still being integrated. The realm of heaven and demon used to be independent and integrated, not within the three realms. It was a place where all the immortals, gods and demons were pure. The other side of the Heavenly Emperor, the Demon Emperor Great Heavenly Lord, was at the top of the list.

The Three Thousand Worlds are slowly expanding, and everything is proceeding in an orderly manner. At this time, the Three Realms do not need to swallow new laws. It is only right to sort out and improve the existing laws and deduce them to the extreme before proceeding to the next step.

In the past, the way in which the laws of heaven were sorted out was barbaric and crude, and the four demon gods who were thrown out were the best examples. Now that Lu Bei is in charge, whether it has a good or bad impact on evolution, at least no one will. I woke up and found my home was gone.

Closer to home, Gu Zongchen came to Tiangong to preach.

As the Three Thousand Worlds expand, Immortal Dao is the leading brother who takes the lead. The eldest brother is well fed and drunk, and it is the turn of Buddhism and Taoism, representatives of Western religions, to enter.

This is the necessity of evolution. Only when laws collide can they burst into life and promote each other and complement each other. Blindly suppressing one of them will only lead to incompleteness at the end of evolution.

Lu Bei had promised Gu Zongchen, and that was why the latter asked for a meeting today. Master Wan Dao was well aware of this and came forward to take over the missionary affairs.

"Buddha, did the Emperor of Heaven have a plan beforehand?"

"The Emperor didn't say much, just..."

Gu Zongchen took out a book from his arms and handed it to the Master of Ten Thousand Ways. He clasped his hands and said, "The Emperor of Heaven ordered the poor monk to follow the instructions of the gourd and draw the ladle, and complete the teaching like this book."

Master Wan Dao looked at it intently and saw the simplified Chinese characters of "Journey to the West", and fell silent for a moment.

Gu Zongchen was also silent, and after a moment he said: "The young monk is stupid and has not understood the deep meaning of the Emperor's words. I hope the Emperor can give me some guidance."

The reason why Gu Zongchen was confused was because he had read this book a long time ago. Not only him, but also everyone in the three realms who had read this book ranged from the gods in the fairyland to the monks and mortals of the four major divine states, to the There are not even one hundred million but eighty million judges and ghosts in the netherworld.

Tracing back to the reason, it has something to do with Blue Star and players.

Here comes the question. Everyone knows the plot. It can be said that everyone who understands understands it. If you don’t understand, just ask. Can you still draw it by following the same pattern?

A pilgrim who has visited a roadside bookstore will know what the nine-nine-nine-eighty-one difficulty is. He knows it very well, so why are he pretending to be stupid?

In the eyes of Gu Zongchen who asked for answers, Master of Ten Thousand Ways pondered for a moment, suddenly woke up, his eyes were shocked, and he sighed repeatedly: "It turns out that it is like this, it turns out that the Emperor of Heaven has great wisdom, and the poor Taoist is blinded by a leaf. I am ashamed of the Emperor’s past teachings!”

"I hope the emperor will give me some advice."

"Hahaha, Buddha was joking. With your wisdom, how could you not know the profound meaning of the Emperor of Heaven." The Master of Ten Thousand Daos nodded and smiled lightly, giving everyone a look that everyone understood.

Gu Zongchen wanted to ask again, but Master Wan Dao said again, "It can only be understood but cannot be expressed in words", which made him unable to open his mouth.

Okay, let’s do it!

Anyway, Journey to the West was originally a script and everyone was acting it, so it wouldn’t hurt to act it again.

The Emperor of Heaven is not reliable for a day or two. No matter whether there are any problems with his plan or whether he is just having fun and has nothing to do, just follow the plan and be done with it.

Thinking of this, Gu Zongchen also suddenly realized. He held the flower and smiled. His tall face seemed to be smiling but not smiling. He was full of Zen ideas at first glance.

"Which Buddhist pilgrims did the Buddha like?"

The Master of Ten Thousand Ways pointed to the Journey to the West book in his hand. He didn't care about Western religions and missionaries, but he guessed that the Emperor of Heaven must have a lot of expectations for this unique move. This matter must be done beautifully, and the Emperor of Heaven must watch the show. Have fun, but don't smash it into his hands.

This is what Gu Zongchen has been waiting for. Although the Western religion is promoting Buddhism in this mission, everyone knows the truth. The Western religion cannot dominate one family. The role of the second male Yudi brother is taken by the Western religion, and the male number one is the monkey. The role is decided by the Master of Ten Thousand Paths.

The Master of Ten Thousand Ways blinked, his eyes full of smiles: "What a coincidence, not only the future Buddha is still reincarnating, but the Northern Yin Fengdu Emperor is also struggling in reincarnation. If the Buddha does not give up, he can be reincarnated as Lingming Stone Monkey.”

No, what kind of thing is Lu Xi? The old man is trying to trick you!

Lu Dong hurriedly spoke out and muttered in Gu Zongchen's ears. As a famous loser of the Lu family, Lu Xi was not only full of rebelliousness that could not stand straight, but also had a lustful heart that could not be given up.

This kind of stuff will definitely fall into your hands. You can't take it, you absolutely can't take it.

Gu Zongchen's eyelids twitched and he was about to refuse when he saw the meaningful smile of Master Wan Dao. He gritted his teeth and said: "The Great Emperor Fengdu of Beiyin is extremely noble. If we can get his help, Western Sect would be very honored, but... "

"It doesn't matter. Buddha doesn't need to worry too much. Emperor Fengdu of Beiyin serves under Pindao, so Pindao still has some power."

"..."

Gu Zongchen had no choice but to do this.

There is no way, the meaning of the Master of Ten Thousand Ways is very clear. If it were someone else, the Emperor of Heaven would not be able to enjoy the show, and it would be very boring to be in the opposite position. If it were replaced by Lu Xi, the Emperor of Heaven would be overjoyed and everyone would have good juice to eat.

Just leave it at that!

The two protagonists, Sanzang and Wukong, were finalized, and then came the important supporting roles. The Western Sect provided a dragon and horse, and the places of Wu Neng and Wu Jing went to Tiangong.

The Master of Ten Thousand Daos seemed to be well prepared. He pondered for a moment and said cheerfully: "In the starry battle in the sky, Sun Star Lord is proud of his talents and disobeys orders. He has been there in nine out of ten fights..."

"All the immortals and gods are full of complaints, and there are so many petitions. Kan Gong Dou Sheng has repeatedly complained to Pindao. Pindao discussed it with the Antarctic Immortal Emperor and is planning to demote him to reincarnation according to the law..."

"Buddha came at the right time. This time Western Buddhism is preaching, Master Sun Xing can be the second disciple of Master Tripitaka."

Upon hearing this, Gu Zongchen's head went numb.

The Buddha waved his hands repeatedly, indicating that the Buddha was destined to save the person, but the Sun Star King and the Buddha were not destined. Only two leaders in the entire Western religion could save him.

After saying that, he turned around and left.

"Buddha, please don't leave. The missionary work is important and the Emperor of Heaven has ordered it. If it goes wrong, you and I can't afford it." Master Wandao grabbed Gu Zongchen's sleeve and hurriedly stopped him.

Gu Zongchen smiled bitterly, but he couldn't take the hot potato. He couldn't train this Sun Star Lord, so he asked the Master of Ten Thousand Daos to hire someone else.

Gu Zong Chen has a big head, Master of Ten Thousand Dao also has a big head, Sun Star Lord is too powerful, he will give away anything he says.

Speaking of which, the Master of Ten Thousand Daos has been very smart and has almost never missed anything in his life. The only thing he did was fall into the trap of Mr. Sun Xing and was severely tricked by the honest monster Zhulong.

In the past, Lu Bei stepped on the Great Heavenly Lord and came to power. He had only one destiny and was supreme and eternal. After his victory, he separated the souls of the three demon gods from the Great Heavenly Lord's dharma.

Phoenix,

Kunpeng,

Three-legged golden crow.

The origin of the Three Divine Birds, the original bloodline of the Three Divine Birds.

Seeing that Zhulong was hard-working, obedient and capable, Lu Bei rebuilt the body of the three divine birds, allowing the four demon gods to reunite, and at the same time returned the three innate spiritual treasures to their original owners.

Zhulong was overjoyed and turned around to start looking for a future for his old man. Times have changed. It is useless to fight now. No matter how good you are, you will never be able to beat the Emperor of Heaven. Climbing up in a mixed system is the way to go.

The Three Divine Birds came too late, and all the positions with real power in the system were almost divided up. After much thought, Zhulong could only ask the Master of Ten Thousand Ways for a favor.

Zhulong is the Antarctic Immortal Emperor. He is in charge of the transportation of weather in the four seasons, the control of thunder and lightning, ghosts and gods, and the cardinal control of the misfortunes and blessings of all things. Although he has many powers, they can be roughly classified into two main departments.

Of these two Tiangong yamen, one is the Ministry of Lei and the other is the Ministry of Finance.

The Jiutian Yingyuan Thunder Puhua Tianzun who is in charge of the Lei Department is named Mo Buxiu. This pit must not be touched. The Ministry of Finance is divided into Ducai Mansion and Si Lu Mansion. The God of Wealth Xuantan Zhonggong Huangdi is made a god by Shi Qin, the Emperor of Heaven. Point, it has been stamped by Emperor Donghua, and it will not be touched unless there is no big mistake.

Emperor Wenchang of the Si Lu Mansion is vacant. This is a fat man in charge of fame and fortune. It is a wealthy official position with no worries about incense. Zhulong has been keeping it, intending to take care of the rising stars of the Yao clan.

Among the three divine birds, the Phoenix has pursuit and ambition, the Kunpeng salted fish, the three-legged golden crow...

In the end, Kunpeng took over the Silu Mansion and worked under Zhulong, while Xianyu and Jiagui got together again.

Zhulong next targeted the Master of Ten Thousand Daos. Emperor Ziwei had the most vacant positions, and among them was a high-ranking and powerful official like Emperor Zhenwu. He spent a lot of effort to convince the Master of Ten Thousand Daos, so that Phoenix could ascend to the sky in one step and become the first emperor of the army. In one day, he became the leading brother who controlled the Lingguan Palace.

The last remaining three-legged golden crow, Zhulong bought one and got one free, and gave it to the master of ten thousand ways as a gift.

Master Wan Dao didn't think much about it. He saw Zhu Longyan thanking him profusely with tears in his eyes. It happened that Lord Sun Star was always vacant, so he asked Kan Gong Dou Sheng to take him away.

With the cultivation level of Jinwu Daluo and Jinxian, taking up the position of Sun Star Lord, no matter how you look at it, Dou Bu will make a lot of money, but in fact...

All the immortals in Dou Bu have been suffering from bruises and swollen faces all day long. Ever since Jinwu joined the company, Dou Bu has not been able to work at all times. Dou Sheng Kangong couldn't defeat them in person, so he just invited a grandpa home.

I went to Zhulong Theory again, but it was closed and there would be no returns.

Shouldn’t I regret it at the beginning?

Every time he thought of this scene, Master of Ten Thousand Ways sighed and shook his head. Fortunately, Sun Star Lord's boss was Kan Gong Dou Sheng. Although he had a headache, it wasn't that big of a headache.

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Thinking on the bright side, although the gift was a golden-haired hedgehog, Fenghuang was really dedicated to his duties, and with the favor owed by Zhulong, the deal was quite profitable.

Now that the Western Sect is preaching, the Master of Ten Thousand Ways is thinking of sending the Three-Legged Golden Crow there. If it works, the Western Sect will have one more Great Sun Buddha, and everyone in Dou Bu will be happy; if it doesn't work, the Three-Legged Golden Crow will be reincarnated ten times, and Dou Bu will be able to be pure for a while. a while.

Western teaching wins once and Doubu wins twice. That’s three wins!

Gu Zongchen: The poor monk thinks it’s inappropriate.

"Great Emperor, in the opinion of this poor monk, too..."

"That's wonderful!"

The Master of Ten Thousand Ways said happily: "The Emperor of Heaven also thinks so, what do you think, Buddha?"

"..."

Gu Zongchen was speechless, it was indeed the scene of the Emperor of Heaven being ecstatic.

"The last one, Wu Jing...please take a look..."

The Master of Ten Thousand Ways flipped through the book in his hand: "There are not many roles, just select one from the five hundred spiritual officials, or if the Buddha is interested in any Xingdou, he can just ask."

"Everything is arranged by the emperor."

"In this case, Pindao will make the decision."

…

The Buddha left, and the Master of All Ways made preparations.

The next day, Feng Yi, the judicial god of the Siwei Mansion, came to the court for interrogation. Sun Xingjun violated the rules of heaven several times and refused to change despite repeated admonitions, which angered the gods and people. He was punished according to the law and was demoted to the tenth reincarnation.

Unlike his colleagues in Dou Bu who were happy, Sun Star Lord was furious and refused to accept the trial. He made a big fuss in Siwei Mansion and rushed to Lingxiao Palace.

The three-legged Golden Crow was one of the four great demon gods of the past, and with the cultivation of Da Luo Jinxian, no one could stop him when he went on a rampage.

First, he defeated the Starry Formation of Doubu, and then defeated hundreds of spiritual officers from the Inspection Department. Finally, he was shot down with an arrow by Emperor Zhenwu, and then he was captured on the spot by Emperor Changsheng of Antarctica, who came after hearing the news.

According to witnesses who did not want to be named, Kunpeng came with Zhulong, and the four demon gods gathered to trigger the passive buff that suppressed the three-legged Golden Crow.

Although the Three-Legged Golden Crow is unruly and defiant, but looking at the record, it is mainly those unlucky guys with bruises and swollen faces, none of them have any background, which shows that the Three-legged Golden Crow still has a brain.

For example, Feng Yi, the god of justice, controls the laws of heaven, governs prisons, and personally judges the three-legged Golden Crow. However, everyone in the Golden Crow was beaten except the god of justice.

The Three-Legged Golden Crow said that he just likes to fight, not that he is brainless. The son of the Queen of Heaven and the brother of the Queen of Heaven have such great backgrounds that he would beat each other up only when he is crazy.

In the end, Jinwu was punished for many new crimes such as contempt for the court, new accounts and old accounts. His body was imprisoned in a heavenly prison, his soul was thrown into reincarnation, and he suffered in the animal world for thirty lives.

On this day, Doubu was decorated with lanterns and colorful decorations, and the entire Tiangong was filled with a joyful atmosphere.

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The great world of Zhongtian.

There is a famous fairy island mountain outside Dongsheng Shenzhou, called Huaguoshan. This mountain has misty clouds and beautiful scenery. It is full of green pines and cypresses, exotic flowers and fruits, clear springs and waterfalls, and rare birds and monsters. It is really a fairyland.

There is a fairy stone on the top of the mountain, measuring three feet, six feet and five inches...

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On this day, the stone exploded and a ball popped out. When the wind blew, it turned into a monkey.

This monkey...

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In the Shuilian Cave, there are all kinds of household items such as stone pots, stone stoves, and stone beds. There are still sparks on the stove and half a fish in the pot. It seems that someone lives in it, but the owner is nowhere to be seen.

The group of monkeys prostrated themselves on the ground and called the King together. The stone monkey ascended the throne and named himself the Monkey King.

On the other side of Huaguo Mountain, Shui Dexing Jun Lin became more invisible, jumped into the water and disappeared: "It's a pity that we have lost a good fishing spot, we can only find another one."

For a fisherman, a good fishing spot is so precious that he will never give up on it no matter what. However, the Buddha gave him too much and allowed him to swing a few poles beside the Eight Treasures Merit Pool. He was so sincere that he had no choice but to give it up.

…

Time passed by three to five hundred years, and the stone monkey became king and assigned leaders, big and small, to visit Huaguo Mountain every day and stay in Shuilian Cave in the evening. It was so happy.

Until this day, Stone Monkey felt something in his heart and cried alone. The female monkey in his arms no longer smelled good.

All the monkeys gathered around and asked, "What's bothering you, Your Majesty?"

"Be prepared for danger in times of peace, worry about it in life and death."

The Stone Monkey has been smart since he was a child. He is a famous cultural monkey, just like Meng Po soup mixed with water. From time to time he will say some words that other monkeys cannot understand: "Although I am happy, free and carefree now, But one day, the judge of Hell will send a secret agent to capture me. When I think of this, I will, I will..."

As he talked, Shihou fell silent, and Minghou didn't say any secret words. Thinking of this, he was unexpectedly secretly happy.

It’s strange, I was sad just now, why am I suddenly happy?

Shi Hou suppressed the smile that could not be suppressed at the corner of his mouth, and muttered that he was getting old and could not even distinguish between good and bad and blessings.

The monkeys didn't know why, but one monkey said that there was a blessed land overseas, where many immortals lived. As long as they worshiped them as their teachers, they could practice the immortal method, and from then on they would live forever and no longer be controlled by the Lord of Hell.

The stone monkey's eyes lit up. When he first heard about cultivating immortals, the whole monkey was excited. He kicked the female monkey away, and the confused monkey became brighter than ever before.

The next day, a group of monkeys cut down trees and bamboos and made a bamboo raft. The stone monkey bid farewell to his younger brothers and took the first step to seek immortality.

The bamboo raft drifted and reached the boundary of Xiniu Hezhou. The stone monkey blended into the crowd, wore human clothes and learned human language. He had meals and nights in the city, experienced the ups and downs of human relationships, and never let go of his desire to cultivate immortality.

Strangely enough, he had never met any of the many cultivators in the human world, and he had never even met any of the demons who were living in the human kingdom.

Those stores full of local characteristics and bookstores selling "Journey to the West" publications were also missed due to chance.

About seven or eight years ago, the stone monkey walked around and came to the foot of a mountain. He smelled the abundant spiritual energy and heard the woodcutter chanting Huang Ting, so he went up the mountain and arrived at a fairy cave.

Lingtai Fangcun Mountain.

Xingyue Sanxing Cave.

Gu Zongchen, no, Patriarch Bodhi has been waiting for a long time. He ordered the boy to introduce the stone monkey to the Taoist temple. After an examination, he was accepted as a disciple and given the name Sun Wukong.

Fast forward to more than ten years, Sun Wukong is extremely talented, as if he has the Nine Sun Magical Skills and a physique, and he can learn everything quickly. He learned it instantly and became perfect in a moment. He achieved achievements unimaginable by ordinary monks at a cheating speed.

Just like this, Meng Po soup must have been mixed with water.

When Patriarch Bodhi saw that the task was completed and that the male number one had already cultivated to the Taiyi Golden Immortal level and could support the beam, he expelled Sun Wukong from the mountain gate on the grounds that he entered the door with his left foot and was disheveled.

Although the latter was reluctant to give up, he had learned a skill. At the time when he was arrogant, he thought that it was time to go back to his hometown to show off his great magical power, so he bowed and kowtowed three times to say goodbye to Patriarch Bodhi.

Sun Wukong returned to Huaguo Mountain in a somersault. Twenty years later, all the monkeys in the mountain had not forgotten the Monkey King. They were all overjoyed to learn that the king was immortal.

Sun Wukong summoned his old troops to steal the armory of the Dongsheng Shenzhou human race, and armed the monkeys for daily training. He himself lacked weapons, so he followed the old monkey's advice and went into the water to borrow treasures from the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea.

Not only all the immortals and Buddhas in the sky are well aware of the Western missionaries, but those yamen that should know are all cooperating in making preparations.

For example, the Dragon King of the East China Sea welcomed the Western Buddhist Ruyi Golden Cudgel long ago and placed it in his backyard as a sea-fixing needle. According to the arrangement of his superiors, he called it the most precious treasure of the Dragon Palace.

Similarly, the other Dragon Kings of the Three Seas are always ready, with their robes ready, just waiting for the monkeys to come and ask for them.

On this day, the Dragon King of the East China Sea was reading "Journey to the West" at home. He was thinking that he had a lot of roles. While listening to the report of the shrimp soldiers and crab generals, a monkey with a rough face and a thunderous mouth came in from outside.

"Finally here!"

The Dragon King was overjoyed and contacted his three younger brothers to come and be beaten quickly. He also took the family's belongings with him. After the beating, they were robbed and tried to finish the scene within one day.

The beating was not in vain, the Buddha paid enough for the soup and water. The more serious the injury, the more compensation the Buddha had to pay.

Anyway, the golden cudgel and robes were paid for by the Buddha, so they couldn't get it from them. If they were beaten, they would get money, and there was no reason to refuse the money.

In this way, Sun Wukong got his wish and got an iron rod and a new skin. He was retained by the Dragon King of the Four Seas. He ate and drank happily in the Dragon Palace, and lost himself in the "immortality".

"I can't do it, I can't do it."

"It makes, it makes!"

"Shangxian, go slowly and come back next time!"

"The four brothers are loyal, and I, the grandson, have decided to hand over this brother."

The wine from the Immortal Family was as sweet as wine, so delicious that it was even more delicious. Sun Wukong drank until he staggered while walking, holding a wine jar and calling himself brother-in-law to the Dragon King of the Four Seas.

Before leaving, the Dragon King of the Four Seas presented dozens of Qiankun bags of immortal wine, including countless delicacies and delicious food. Sun Wukong declined while stuffing the Qiankun bag into his arms.

In his eyes, the Dragon Kings of the Four Seas are more righteous than the others, and they should be the ones to make friends and sworn sworn friends. As everyone knows, people are not just righteous, it is all business, let alone iron rods, even the food and wine packaged are paid for by Buddha.

As for the Dragon King of the Four Seas, as soon as the monkey on the front foot left, they went to the Heavenly Palace on the back foot.

The queen who has been on duty for the past ten years has been Huang Yu. She never paid much attention to the matter and left it to Emperor Ziwei, Master of Ten Thousand Daos, to handle it completely. Unexpectedly, as soon as he finished speaking, a figure appeared beside him.

The Great Heavenly Emperor, Lu Bei.

The dead ghost who had not been seen for a long time appeared. Huang Yu immediately snorted coldly, with disgust on his lips and honesty in his body, and subconsciously leaned towards him.

Lu Bei put his arms around Tianhou's fragrant shoulders and asked the Master of Ten Thousand Dao to obey Tianhou's orders and have full authority to handle Western missionary matters.

After the Master of Ten Thousand Daos left, the corners of Lu Bei's lips curled up, and the familiar evil smile immediately alerted Huang Yu. He frowned and said, "What other conspiracy did your Majesty come up with?"

"This is called resourcefulness!"

Lu Bei rolled his eyes, waved his sleeves and knocked a book down to the thirty-sixth level. The golden light escaped and fell into the Water Curtain Cave of Huaguo Mountain.

Huang Yu's eyes were sharp, and when he saw the words on the cover, he was speechless.

Without him, Lu Bei threw "Journey to the West" into the Water Curtain Cave.

"Your Majesty has such sinister intentions, how can the Western religion spread its religion? Isn't this embarrassing Emperor Ziwei?"

What I want is to embarrass him!

Lu Bei raised his eyebrows: "Haha, he is so smart, he must have a way."

During this mission, the Master of Ten Thousand Ways won the emperor's heart during the casting. Lu Bei nodded repeatedly to express his praise, but this was not enough. The Emperor of Heaven had never seen anything before, and it was not easy to please him.

Seeing the dead ghost with a wicked smile on his face, he secretly shot out another golden light, hitting Gao Laozhuang on the way to seek Buddhist scriptures. Huang Yu looked away angrily.

But don't tell me, she was also looking forward to it.

It would be too boring to follow the script. Unknowns and variables are what attract people to keep following.

Huang Yu suppressed her expectations and turned to ask about the situation in the new world, her words were quite cliche.

Lu Bei heard clearly. Although Huang Yu didn't mention a word, the meaning behind his words was already clear. He suspected that he was messing around outside, and there would be a few more queens on duty.

He directly complained that he was wronged. Since he lost his system and started practicing Zheng'er Ba Jing, beauty can no longer attract him. He only works in the circle of the Queen of Heaven. Over there in the new world, a gushing spring will reciprocate. There are no newcomers.

Speaking of this, Lu Bei felt a little guilty.

It's true that the newcomer didn't, but he played a big one some time ago.

After jumping out of the long river of time, he secretly sneaked into the past timeline, captured Huang Xiao when he first became the clan leader, and used another form of yin and yang to give birth to Huang Yu and Feng Yi.

Although he later revised the timeline and returned history to its original state, every time he was looked at by Huang Yu's righteous eyes, he would inadvertently feel guilty.

Even during daily stick education, Daddy didn’t dare to let her scream!

As time goes by, the river is too deep, so we can’t mess around in the future.

"Hmph, you hesitated!"

"without……"

"You don't even dare to look at me."

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Let’s talk about Huaguo Mountain. Sun Wukong likes to take advantage, but he can be generous to his own people.

He didn't keep any of the immortal wine and food he got from the Dragon Palace. He gathered the monkey grandson and the demon king of the seventy-two caves to enjoy it together. After drinking for three rounds, he fell into a deep sleep.

In his dream, Sun Wukong saw two evil men approaching, putting shackles on his soul and taking away his soul. He was drunk and did not know how to resist for a while. It was not until he saw the plaque of the Netherworld that he suddenly woke up.

Knowing from Yin Chai that his life span was over, Sun Wukong was furious and broke away from his shackles, picked up the stick and beat him all the way to the Yama Palace.

In his rage, a black statue condensed behind him. Sun Wukong himself did not know it and had never seen it. The surrounding darkness was uncontrollable. His hands and feet were sore and he staggered to the ground. He did not dare to say a word despite being beaten and scolded.

Yama of the Tenth Hall saw the Dharma of Emperor Fengdu of Beiyin from afar. They did not dare to stay and hurriedly came to greet him. Without opening a word, they were all knocked to the ground by Sun Wukong.

"big……"

"Da, Daxian, if you have something to say, please say it. Don't make a move and lose your identity."

Emperor Fengdu of Beiyin was a well-known frequent visitor to reincarnation. His reincarnation time was longer than his reign. He went deep into the grassroots and truly implemented his policies in his position. When he was the emperor of Yin, the immortals and gods were convinced.

The Tenth Hall of Yamas knew that their immediate superiors were still serving their sentences, so they did not dare to point it out directly. With King Qin Guang in the lead, the ten fierce-looking Yamas knelt down and kowtowed, crying until they had tears and runny noses.

This time, Sun Wukong was no longer able to deal with him. Seeing that the other party had a friendly attitude towards admitting his mistake, he simply put away the iron rod and said, "Don't blame those who don't know. You can get up first."

"Don't you dare, please sit down, Immortal, and we can just kneel down."

"The Immortal doesn't know something. Our knees are hard and it feels comfortable to kneel."

"That's the truth."

"..."

Sun Wukong blinked and suddenly realized how smart the monkey was. He immediately figured out the cause and effect.

It turns out that my old grandson is already so powerful!

I was too low-key before, but I won’t be anymore!

Sun Wukong saw that Yama of the Tenth Palace was humble, no, it could be said to be humble. He couldn't help but put his hands on his hips and his tail was almost raised to the sky.

With a wave of his hand, he asked the judge to get the book of life and death and check it in person.

Don't ask him how he knows the book of life and death, and don't ask why he is so proficient. In short, when he arrived in the underworld, he seemed to have returned to his own territory, and everything fell into place when he spoke and acted.

The Tenth Hall Yama and the judge did not dare to disobey, and obediently presented the Book of Life and Death. Sun Wukong flipped through it for a long time before he found his name in a separate booklet.

From the address of Water Curtain Cave in Huaguo Mountain to Sun Wukong's name, written in black and white, he died today at the age of 342.

"How can it be unreasonable? I have cultivated the immortal way, and my life span is as long as the sky. I have jumped out of the Three Realms and am not in the Five Elements. How can I die at the end of my life?" Sun Wukong was furious and asked Yama of the Ten Palaces to give an explanation.

If he doesn't explain the truth clearly today, he will get angry!

Is it possible that while you are still serving your sentence, there is no such thing as immortality in this life?

Yama of the Tenth Hall knew it in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it with his mouth. He hesitated one by one, staring with big eyes and small eyes, and couldn't even hold back a fart.

"Hmph, what a broken book. It's clearly written incorrectly. Let me, Old Sun, correct it."

With a wave of his hand, the judge quickly fetched pen and ink. After a while of sketching, he checked his name off the book of life and death. From then on, he was no longer under the control of the underworld king.

Sun Wukong felt relieved that he no longer had any worries. When he saw Yama, Judge and Gui Cha kneeling below, he always felt that something was wrong.

Resist, you should resist!

The monkey was furious and felt that there was something weird in this ghost place. He was a very talented person and was bold, so he bared his teeth and said, "I will remove the taboo, so you don't want to say anything?"

"The Immortal has full authority to handle it."

"The Immortal will decide what to do, we dare not point fingers."

"..."

Sun Wukong was even more confused. Although he was ignorant and fearless, he didn't understand the truth at all. After thinking about it, he realized it again.

It turns out that I still underestimated myself, but I could actually be more arrogant!

After figuring out the key, Sun Wukong checked off all the names of monkeys and grandsons on Huaguo Mountain. Seeing that Yama of the Ten Palaces had no objection, he was amazed.

"Oh, I'm still keeping a low profile!"

The Tenth Palace Yamas all laughed in apology, thinking that you are not keeping a low profile, but that you think the sentence is too short, so you risked your life to give yourself a super double.

The superior leaders are not good people and do evil things while taking advantage of their authority. If they are investigated, they will only extend their sentences. But at this time, to put it bluntly, it is their brothers who are unlucky.

Yama of the Tenth Hall said nothing and allowed Sun Wukong to do whatever he wanted. When the monkey got tired of playing, they formed a group to send him out of the hall.

Sun Wukong felt that he was invincible in the world, and King Yama did not dare to let go of a fart in front of him. Surrounded by a bunch of ugly ghosts, he took steps that he would not recognize his relatives, not to mention how arrogant he was.

"Hey, what kind of mountain is that? What kind of palace is on the mountain? Which Yama's house is so magnificent?" Sun Wukong raised his nostrils to the sky and pointed at the towering black mountain in the distance.

Yama of the Tenth Hall was trembling with fear and said tremblingly: "Sir, that is the Lingshan Mountain of the Underworld, the dojo of Ksitigarbha Buddha. He has a distinguished status. You must not offend him."

Ksitigarbha Buddha is the Great Eclipse Demon Buddha cultivated by Lu Bei. At first, his magical power was not very strong. However, as his body grew stronger, he later obtained the green lotus flag, the flame flag from the ground, the Dinghai Pearl, six pure bamboos, and the purple gold alms bowl. , ninth-grade white lotus and other treasures, their supernatural powers are powerful enough to suppress three thousand worlds.

Yama of the Tenth Hall is a ghost immortal after becoming a god. He is a civil servant who worked hard to survive after Lu Xi was demoted to reincarnation.

They don't know how powerful Ksitigarbha's methods are. They only know that this man is the incarnation of the Great Heavenly Lord, the Emperor of Heaven, and is accompanied by two great gods of listening. He is one of the top bosses in Netherworld and Huangquan. Not to mention the Great Emperor Fengdu of Beiyin, he is the North Pole. Emperor Ziwei had to bow when he came, and hurriedly stopped Sun Wukong from messing around.

The monkey was in the period of rising arrogance. He couldn't hear these words and sneered: "What do you mean I can't afford to offend him? Today I have to offend him to see what kind of ability he has and how he can live so high and far away!"

After saying that, under the horrified gaze of Yama from the Tenth Palace, a somersault cloud flew up into the sky, turned into golden light and headed straight for Lingshan Mountain.

Bang!

Just crispy.

…

In the Water Curtain Cave of Huaguo Mountain, Sun Wukong suddenly opened his eyes, his eyes widened and a drop of cold sweat fell on his forehead.

He didn't move for a while, and couldn't help but shudder as he recalled the slap from the sky.

Thinking about that big pussy pocket and those five big fingers, I couldn't help but feel the urge to pee.

After a long time, Sun Wukong recovered from the shock. He touched up and down and confirmed that it was just a dream, and then he breathed a sigh of relief with lingering fears.

Touching it, a book fell out of his arms.

"It's strange. When did I, Old Sun, have a book in his arms? Could it be that he brought back the Book of Life and Death?"

Sun Wukong didn't want to think about the nightmare of the underworld anymore. Regardless of whether it was true or false, he completely defined it as a dream. He looked at the book that came from nowhere, opened his mouth and read: "Journey to the West: The Legend of Shie..."

"What a weird name, as soon as I heard it...hey, there is also a Huaguo Mountain here?"

"Hey, he's a monkey too?"

"Huh?!----"

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I'm late. I was planning to write a side story last month. After seven days of rest, I felt extremely happy and sad. I had two yangs.

It lasted for more than 20 days on and off, and it took me more than 20 days to get better. Now I still have a cough.

This book has just a few extra chapters and I started writing End of the World. I need to spend some time to see how I wrote it before. After all, it has been two years and the writing style has definitely changed a bit. I don’t know if I can still be so sarcastic.