This is what cultivating immortals is like

Sun Wukong quickly put on the tightening spell, but before Sanzang could recite the spell, he was rolling around on the ground crying and howling.

"Master, stop thinking about it! Stop thinking about it!!"

Sanzang was a stubborn monk. After being stunned for a while, he quickly followed Sun Wukong's excuse, lowered his head and recited a spell.

This was very painful for Sun Wukong. The iron hoop saw that the flesh had taken root and could not be picked or removed. It suddenly tightened and tightened a kiwi fruit into a thin gourd.

It's just a process, you pretend to say a few sentences, and I howl along with it, "Hello, I'm hello, everyone," and the people above won't say anything. Are you so serious?

I, the Great Sage Qitian, tell you that even with a big head like yours, even if you become a Buddha, you will be led to wear small shoes!

Sanzang was indeed very stubborn. He would either not recite it or recite it three times. When he stopped, Sun Wukong was foaming at the mouth and lying on the ground trembling.

Now, except for the iron rods and hoops, no part of his body is hard.

Ding!

【Your fiery eyes have arrived】

The spinning Sun Wukong seemed to hear something in his ears. When he came back to his senses, the world in his eyes had a new look.

That’s how it arrived!

Sun Wukong murmured in his heart. There was a god in his head, and he did not dare to express his complaints. He stood up with a grin on his face and complained about Sanzang's fault.

"Master, Old Sun... Bah, my disciple sincerely worships you, but he still obeys the Buddha's decree and spares no effort to help you go to the West to worship Buddha and seek scriptures. Why did you recite the mantra when you came up?"

Sun Wukong has a grimace on his face, 30% grievance, 70% resentment, and 90% sadness, making him look like a drama queen.

Sanzang had never experienced this kind of mature monkey. He was filled with shame when he heard the words, he hesitated and couldn't speak, and his ears turned red with embarrassment.

There is drama, he is an honest monk!

It is not easy to learn well, but when you learn badly, you slip away. Sun Wukong has been studying in the Heavenly Palace for many years, and has suffered losses and hardships. He has never seen anything like this. He came out of the mud and became completely dyed. In addition, he had five years of enlightenment under Wuzhi Mountain, and he was proficient in the industry's fighting methods. He looked like a seasoned veteran. Seeing Sanzang's appearance, his eyes immediately lit up.

Wonderful!

"Master, my disciple has been waiting for you here for five years."

"Five years! Just to protect you and go to the West to learn scriptures!"

"The life of a monkey is short. There are only five years. Do you know how my disciple spent these five years?"

"Without eating or drinking, eating in the wind and drinking in the dew, I am all alone, looking at the shadow of the moon..."

"But from the beginning to the end, my disciple always kept his mission in mind and waited here for you to show up. However, why did you recite the Tightening Curse three times as soon as you came up?"

Sun Wukong expressed his bitterness and burst into tears.

To put it simply, it was a miserable sale.

This trick was so effective against honest people. Sanzang was so embarrassed that he promised not to recite the mantra for no reason from now on.

You can't even do it for some reason. If the government finds out, they will charge you with animal cruelty. It will be hard for everyone to explain for delaying learning.

"Okay, you create a written document."

"???"

Sanzang's head was filled with question marks, so many of them, they were all plastered on his head, and there were as many snail heads on the spot.

Sun Wukong licked his tongue, took out a pen and paper from his arms and handed it to Sanzang. Although he said that his family did not lie, he also believed that the honest monk was a man of his word, but...

It can only be said that he has gone through too much, it was all blood and tears, and he is no longer the innocent and silly monkey.

Regardless of whether it is useful or not, hiding a piece of written evidence can help to make some sense in the future.

Sanzang wrote down the receipt in a daze, and Sun Wukong grabbed his hand and pressed his fingerprints. Satisfied, the latter folded the receipt and put it in his arms, turning to look at the white horse next to him.

If I remember correctly, the horse just peed all over him.

He had to listen to the words of the people above him, and he had to be coaxed by the monks. He could not offend anyone, but if even a mortal horse destined to be used as bait could sit on his head and poop and urinate, wouldn't the sins of these years have been in vain?

Before fishing for a dragon, first cast it to get rid of the fishy smell.

After five years in prison, Sun Wukong finally understood that as long as he was obedient and his boss didn't care about his little thoughts, he could just turn a blind eye to minor problems such as eating and taking cards.

For example, as long as he faithfully serves the monk and completes the task of obtaining scriptures, it is not a problem to seek some benefits for himself.

Sun Wukong served as Bi Ma Wen in the Tiangong. His official position was not high, but he was in charge of horses, and his personality was as great as the sky. When he glared at him, he was so frightened that the white horse trembled in all directions, and water splashed all over the ground.

What he didn't know was that compared to the little power Bi Mawen left behind, his greatest attribute was in the underworld. No matter how powerful the ghost was, he would tremble when he saw him.

"Wukong, what are you doing?"

The monkey's eyes were evil, and he had a whip-free attitude. He was not hiding anything, and even Sanzang could see it.

"Hey, master, don't panic, my disciple is reading the white horse's fortune!"

"Oh, you still have this ability?"

"That's natural. Master, you don't know something. The disciple struggled in the Heavenly Palace. He started from the grassroots level and climbed step by step to the high position of the Monkey King. When he first came to heaven, he worked as a horse supervisor for a period of time. Bi Ma Wen has as many as 80,000 Pegasus horses in the hands of his disciples, and he is best at reading horses."

Sun Wukong brags about his struggle history, but it can't be called bragging. When he was bullied in the workplace, he served various officials, and he did handle so many Pegasus horses.

Sanzang did not doubt that he was there, and asked curiously: "What does this white horse look like?"

Sun Wukong said with a serious face: "Master's Ma Yintang has turned black, and there may be a bloody disaster."

"Ah this."

"Master, don't be anxious. It's just a dead horse. If the old one doesn't go, the new one won't come. In addition to being good at reading horses' faces, my disciple is also good at pinching and counting."

"Xian disciple, do you still have such ability?!"

"Master, Monkey King, you know, you can't do it if you don't have any skills. Besides, being able to pinch and count is nothing. Ordinary immortals know how to do it. You will know how capable my disciple is in the future."

Sun Wukong created a persona with boundless power to show that he was not an ordinary god. When Sanzang was fooled, he was stunned for a moment, and then continued: "As expected, there is Yingchou Stream on the way here, and there is a small hidden path. White Dragon, this dragon has a connection with Master, so transforming into a dragon and horse can save you a lot of legwork."

Sanzang nodded, picking up a disciple with great magical powers for nothing, and was given a big piece of cake, so he decided to trust him once.

He was a kind-hearted and kind-hearted monk. He knew that the life of his mount was in danger, so he couldn't bear it. He asked Sun Wukong to help him think of a way to keep the old one away and allow the new one to come.

Sun Wukong promised wholeheartedly, saying that he would try his best, but success or failure would ultimately depend on God's will.

Sanzang nodded happily and praised him as a good monkey. In addition, Wukong's name was consistent with Buddhism, so he was very happy about it and gave him another nickname of "Walker".

A monkey, a horse, and a donkey move forward. They encounter a tiger in the deep mountains, and the monkey gets a new skin.

On the way forward again, we encountered a robber's den and a monkey spirit. He couldn't bear the headache and let go. He was praised by Gao Donkey.

Moving forward, we encountered another robber den, and the monkey was released again. After several times, he lamented the inhumanity of the people above, and shot all the robbers to death with tears in his eyes. He recited the curse ten times.

It is impossible for spring to pass and autumn to come, nor for winter to pass for summer. He is famous for being fast and impatient. No one dares to let him wait for too long. Therefore, after seven or eight days, Sun Wukong leads his horse to Eagle. Sadness.

But see:

Please read the original article for details.

"Good water, Mr. Shui Dexing must have squatted here before."

Sun Wukong muttered and stopped to look down at the edge of the cliff. Sanzang heard the roar of the water and dismounted from his horse to look down like a monkey.

Sun Wukong silently stepped back half a step, pretending to steady his master, and when he was unprepared, he raised his foot and kicked the horse off the cliff.

Fishing for dragons is the same process as fishing. You need to make a nest first, and only then can you go back again.

The law————

Sanzang heard the frightened sound of the horse and didn't have time to turn around. He watched the white horse fall into the mountain stream. He was stunned with shock and Aba was at a loss where he was.

Sun Wukong raised his hand and grabbed it in mid-air, accurately avoiding the white horse and saving the luggage. He had a look of annoyance on his face: "What a shame, if I hadn't supported Master and worried that your mortal body might accidentally stumble, I would have definitely been able to pull the horse back together. ."

Sanzang wanted to blame him, saying that he had great supernatural powers, but in the end he couldn't even protect a horse, so he was speechless and could only give up.

"Master, don't take it to heart. This horse is destined to suffer such a calamity. Even if you are not standing on the edge of the cliff, you will still fall if you should. The fault is not yours, but my disciple's negligence."

"Ah this..."

Sanzang was embarrassed and helpless, and quite ashamed. Sun Wukong saw that it was almost the same, but he turned around and said: "I said before that if the old ones don't go, the new ones won't come. It's time for the Dragon Horse to appear."

After saying that, he and Sanzang looked down together.

The wind is blowing, making it slightly cool.

Half an hour later, Sanzang trembled: "Disciple, where is the dragon and horse?"

Sun Wukong winked and felt something was wrong. He asked Sanzang to stay where he was, turned over and jumped off the cliff, and it took him a long time to jump out of the water.

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Where is the horse?

Where did the white dragon horse go?

Can this be done by the Air Force?

Sun Wukong didn’t believe it, so he found the stone tablet of ‘Yingchou Stream’ on the edge of the cliff to confirm that he had found the wrong fishing spot.

The question is, if he is right and there is nothing wrong in the book, what went wrong?

The obvious answer is that it was Lord Shui Dexing who caught the dragon horse before him.

I can’t think too deeply, this is the only answer!

Faced with Sanzang's questioning gaze, Sun Wukong didn't panic at all and started telling lies: "The situation has changed. The local dragon doesn't follow the rules and is not as honest as his disciples. It doesn't want to carry you to learn the scriptures, so it escaped from prison in advance and ran away."

"How could this be?"

"Learning lessons is not easy, and you must go through hardships. People with great perseverance like you and me cannot achieve anything. There will be many similar changes in the future. Just get used to it slowly." Sun Wukong said skillfully.

Sanzang made a speechless rebuttal. Although there was something wrong, he felt that Sun Wukong's words were correct.

"Master, don't move around here. The dragon hasn't escaped far. I'm going to chase your horse back." After saying this, Sun Wukong disappeared into the horizon with a somersault.

…

Nantianmen.

The person who was looking after the unlucky son-in-law today was Lin Tianwang. He was framed by gangsters last time and was fined five years' salary. His whole face is now black.

Seeing a monkey jumping over from a distance, he rolled his eyes and stopped it: "Hey, isn't this Sun Dasheng? If you don't enjoy the cool air in Wuzhi Mountain to escape the heat, why are you coming to the Heavenly Palace?"

The yin and yang in the words are full of strangeness, showing the true nature of the emperor and father-in-law.

Sun Wukong did not dare to offend, so he nodded and bowed in salute, and then whispered: "The King of Heaven does not know something. The section of Wuzhishan has passed, and my sentence has expired. Now I am ordered to protect Monk Daxia from going to the West to teach and obtain the true scriptures."

"I see, Xiao Wang would like to congratulate the Great Sage on his complete merits."

"Don't dare. There is no such thing as a great sage. They are all false names. You are the true king."

Sun Wukong smiled, very honest: "I was ignorant in my early years and offended the King of Heaven. You don't remember the faults of small people, so don't take it to heart. If you really have merit and deeds in the future, it will be based on the King of Heaven's auspicious words today. Then we will have a banquet. Welcome, I hope the King of Heaven will appreciate you, don’t refuse.”

Lin Tianwang was very pleased with the many things he had to do but flattery, but when he thought of the five years' salary he was fined, his face darkened again.

Some people just look like humans, especially their mouths, which are worse than those of monkeys.

Sun Wukong observed his words, and unwilling to get into trouble, he started the main topic. According to the book, Sanzang and the white dragon horse in Yingchoujian had a fate of riding. Now that the monk has arrived, but the dragon horse has not arrived, has something happened here? What's wrong.

For example, five hundred years were compressed into five years. The people above were busy with official duties and forgot to prepare a dragon and horse at Yingchou Stream.

If so, quickly arrange for Sanzang’s one-stop service, we’re still waiting to get going!

Obviously, there can be no mistakes, and everyone knows it.

The difference is that the monkey's knowledge is limited to books, and he thinks this is one of the eighty-one difficulties.

Lin Tianwang was a person who had been tormented by that person a lot in his early years. He closed his eyes and analyzed the reason. This difficulty had nothing to do with Sanzang. It was just that that person wanted to have some fun with the monkey.

That's good, since it's not him who's unlucky anyway.

"King of Heaven, speak!"

"I have a humble position and don't dare to make any rash comments."

"..."

Pull it down, Siyu has to say hello to you when entering and exiting Nantianmen!

Sun Wukong just wanted to exchange a few words, but when he couldn't find anything, he went to the Royal Horse Prison for a walk.

As soon as he raised his legs, he was stopped by Lin Tianwang before he could step into the Tianmen.

"It's a big deal to get the scriptures. I hope the King of Heaven will make it easier. The Emperor and the Buddha are still waiting..."

"You can't come in, don't ask, see for yourself."

Lin Tianwang didn't waste any time and raised his hand to point to the pillars of Nantian Gate. Sun Wukong looked confused and leaned over. He saw the words on the sign clearly and was even more confused.

[Announcement: Monkey restricted today]

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What does it mean to restrict monkeys today? Instead of riding horses to teach in the West, monks ride monkeys instead?

…

At the same time in Yingchou Stream, Master Tripitaka looked up to the sky, waiting for the monkey to chase his horse back. When he was hungry, he took out the steamed buns and mixed them with water. When he was tired, he crossed his legs and chanted sutras. He was free from all kinds of interests and had no worldly desires.

Suddenly there was a flash of golden light and bursts of Zen fragrance. Sanzang's spirit was lifted. He opened his eyes and saw an eminent monk with a solemn appearance walking through the air, holding a white horse beside him.

The eminent monk is not an ordinary monk. The Western Buddha teaches the King of Light, and the white horse is not an ordinary person. It is the one that Sun Wukong just kicked off the cliff.

Sanzang recognized the King of Light in the Precious Banner and the industry leader who presented him with a cassock, a Zen staff, and a mantra. He immediately stepped forward and bowed to him.

The director of the Buddhist scripture study project is Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva. There is no such figure in Western religions. The closest person is Shi Abandoned Buddha. It is rumored that he had an affair with the second leader of the religion, Zhunti Buddha's mother. He deserves to be the first choice.

However, she is a Buddha who has become a monk on the way, and her demonic nature is hard to change in her bones, making it difficult for her to take on important responsibilities.

To put it simply, the witch is too coquettish, and even wearing a golden body does not look like a Buddha, but more like a uniform of temptation.

The great leader felt that it was inappropriate. The pursuit of scriptures was of great importance. At the least, it was related to the rise of Western religion. At the most, the great cause of scripture acquisition was to spread through the reincarnation of the underworld to the three thousand worlds. Under the collision of laws, it was related to the evolution and future of the three thousand worlds. , let Corpse Abandoned Buddha take control of the overall situation...

Inappropriate, very inappropriate, the painting style will completely change into the shape of the second leader.

Gu Zongchen thought about it so much that he scratched his hair, and finally made the decision to hand over the responsibility of project director to his master Zhengqing, who is now the King of Light.

It is not considered a wise decision. If the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked, the style of painting has already changed.

"Sanzang, since you have made a great wish to go to the West to teach and obtain the true scriptures, why are you hesitant to move forward here, but you are afraid of the danger of Yingchou Stream?"

"Disciples don't dare."

Sanzang hurriedly explained, telling the cause and effect.

The King of Light in the Treasure Banner smiled slightly and said, "Sanzang, do you recognize this horse?"

There are no golden, silver, or iron horse sections, and the Buddha the King of Light is not a river god. After Tripitaka confirmed his horse, the King of Light Buddha continued: "The hozen is naughty, and its clever words are teasing your mortal body. He kicked the horse off the cliff, deliberately making things difficult so that he could show off his great power. After three or five times, you will be led away by his nose."

Sanzang was shocked. The foreign monk had never seen the local routine and stammered: "He also said that there is a dragon horse in Yingchou Stream. Could it be that..."

"Exactly, I'm all lying to you. This horse is an out-and-out dragon, but it only caused death because it poured water on the monkey."

The Buddha, the King of Light in the Baozhuang, had a red face and a heart that did not beat. He waved his hand and opened a golden curtain in mid-air, and played back the video of the monkey taking advantage of Sanzang's unpreparedness and kicking the white horse off the cliff with his black feet.

On one side was a respected industry leader with a well-known reputation, and on the other side was a beast with a playful smile who had been squatting in the house. In addition, the evidence was solid, Sanzang immediately sided with the King of Light, the Treasure Banner.

At this time, Sanzang thought with his hair and realized that just as the King of Light King Buddha said, he was being teased by the monkey.

It must be the previous tight spell that made him hold a grudge!

If the teaching is not strict, the teacher will be lazy.

Sanzang was angry at Sun Wukong for his stubbornness, and blamed himself for not disciplining him properly.

"You don't need to blame yourself. You have a stubborn heart. He will help you. The journey to Lingshan is difficult and there are many similar tests. Today, the poor monk will give you some guidance. Next time, you will have to rely on yourself." Baozhuangguang King Buddha said.

Sanzang was very grateful, and then frowned. The monkey has great supernatural powers and is also a powerful character among the gods. Even if he is deceived by his naked eyes, he will be kept in the dark. How to survive will be tested in the future.

As if he had seen Sanzang's thoughts, the King of Light Buddha smiled again: "It is difficult to overcome the mental ape, but it is not uncontrollable. The tight mantra is a thing created by the Buddha's Mother. It has the effect of influencing all living beings. You can use this to teach him." Naughty."

Sanzang suddenly realized, and sighed at the great wisdom of the industry leaders, and the authorities were obsessed with it. In fact, the reason is very simple, the monkey needs to be dealt with, just recite the mantra a few times when there is nothing to do.

After explaining what was said in the script, the King of Light in the Treasure Banner left behind his white horse and left, leaving behind Tripitaka who had achieved great enlightenment and the white dragon horse that transformed and upgraded after jumping into the water.

…

Half an hour later, Sun Wukong returned angrily. Monkeys were restricted in the Heavenly Palace, and not a single monkey hair was allowed to appear on the road from Nantianmen to Penglai East Road. He begged for a long time and did not enter.

At first glance at the dragon horse beside Sanzang, Sun Wukong was overjoyed. He caught the wind and smelled the smell of the donkey. He was even more happy and doubled up on the spot.

The east is not bright but the west is bright. The Heavenly Palace has been shut down. Lingshan has solved this difficulty.

What he said was that the matter of seeking Buddhist scriptures was just a formality, and all the difficulties were just routines. He, the monkey, could reach the Western Jiaoling Mountain safely even if he lay down without exerting any effort.

Sun Wukong, who was smiling happily, didn't notice that Sanzang was chewing the steamed bun with a bad look on his face. By the time he noticed it, his head had already started to hurt.

"Master, stop reading!"

"Mo Nian...I know, it's a trap, it must be a bad person who harmed me..."

"It's unfair, let me explain..."

"Gah."

————

In the barren mountains and ridges, monkeys lead horses, and horses carry people, going through thorns and thorns all the way.

The monkey's face was smelly and sick, and he looked like he was going to the west at any time.

Don't blame him, anyone else would do this three times a day in the morning, noon and night. If he hadn't recently learned to pretend to be dead and Sanzang dared to recite it, he would have dared to lie down and lift his body. Thirty times a day would be normal.

Sun Wukong was going to teach in the West while lying down, but if he didn't lie down like this, he couldn't figure out why he had caused so many disasters.

Some time ago, Sun Wukong encountered the White Dragon Horse incident. The ordinary horse turned into a celestial horse, with irrefutable evidence, and the industry leader Baozhuangguang King Buddha served as a tainted witness.

Therefore, he was tortured by the curse a lot. The key is that he has a criminal record. When he was released from prison, Sanzang was at the scene and witnessed it with his own eyes. The various explanations are really unconvincing.

After several explanations, he did not clear up his innocence. On the contrary, it attracted the impression of retaliation. Sun Wukong completely gave up the idea of ​​explaining himself.

Mature monkeys can see that Sanzang is just a newbie in the workplace. He is just like him before, very stupid and naive. He really thinks that he is kind-hearted and everyone will be kind-hearted.

It’s so funny, you don’t even know how dark the Three Realms are!

After the incident of the white horse being lost and recovered in Yingchoujian, the Buddhist scripture team arrived at Baozhuang Temple, the ashram of Baozhuang King Buddha, and encountered the theft of cassocks from the secret room as expected.

Sun Wukong numbly enjoyed the influence three times, and arrived at the back mountain according to the script. He broke in three times in a row but couldn't beat him, and went to Lingshan to move reinforcements in despair.

If the disaster was arranged by the Heavenly Palace, he would go to the Heavenly Palace to beg his grandfather. If the Lingshan Mountain was arranged, he would go to the Lingshan Mountain to complain to his grandma. Sun Wukong followed the direction of the script, did not dare to go overboard in the slightest, and completed the difficulty smoothly.

Ignoring the strict rules of eating and drinking water every day, he boasted that he had mastered the rhythm and felt that learning from experience was just one thing. In the Bailongma incident, he was hasty and modified the script set by the superiors without authorization. He was wrong and deserved to be tortured by the strict rules. .

I've never seen anything like this!

That's it?

It’s no longer difficult for me!

The sky cleared up and the rain stopped, and Sun Wukong felt that he was okay again.

"Wukong, you have good eyesight. Can you see if there is a villa in front of you?"

Sanzang rode a white horse and walked as fast as flying. He sat high and saw far away, and there was a mountain village in the distance.

The old man in the workplace is not very motivated. He will never take the initiative if he can. He passively goes to inquire about information and returns after a while with a smile on his face.

Without him, in front is Gao Laozhuang.

Gao Laozhuang is great, it’s all written in the book. Next door to Gao Laozhuang is Yunzhan Cave in Fuling Mountain. His fat-headed second junior brother lives there. His famous name is Zhu Gangxi, his Buddhist name is Wu Neng, and his nickname is Duzi. He was once a god. Marshal Peng was transformed into the mortal world because he was drunk and molested Chang'e.

Zhu Bajie is a lazy but hard-working person, selfish but simple and honest. At first glance, his personality is extremely contradictory. But if you think about it carefully, you will see that he is a sensible pig. He has been promoted and raised salary along the way, and he is a proper professional elite.

These are not the important points. The reason why Sun Wukong is happy is because Zhu Bajie is here and someone can take the blame.

The monkey in the workplace doesn't explain himself. He is tormented by Sanzang all day long and is in urgent need of a colleague to relieve his stress. Zhu Bajie is so fleshy that he should be able to cry for a long time if he is beaten with a stick.

As for Zhu Bajie's tendency to stir up trouble and Sanzang's lack of understanding, the two of them came together, and the scene of the tightening curse was indispensable, but Sun Wukong ignored it.

It's not a big problem. If the guy surnamed Pig dares to gossip and give him a headache, he'll slap him behind his back to see who can't stand it first.

"Hey hey hey..."

Sun Wukong led his horse forward, he was so happy that his back teeth were sticking out.

"It's too late, Thunder Lord wants to eat people!"

As soon as they arrived at the entrance of the village, several villagers were frightened by Sun Wukong. As you can imagine, they immediately attracted Sanzang's Buddhist enlightenment.

…

After a farce, Sun Wukong led the white horse to the house of Old Man Gao. As a local rich man, Gao Mansion was not only a wealthy family, but he was also a well-known rich man in eight villages within ten miles.

Mrs. Gao heard that an eminent monk from Daxia came to beg for help, so he came to greet Sanzang on the principle of trusting him. Seeing that Sanzang had an extraordinary appearance, he was convinced that he was an eminent monk.

It's just that the apprentice is a little uglier, a little thinner, a little shorter, and his hair is a little thicker.

Seeing his master appear, Sun Wukong's eyes lit up. He had suffered a lot, so he didn't rush to ask where the monster was. He pretended not to know anything and just enjoyed the vegetarian meal with Sanzang.

After the meal, Sanzang was grateful for the carefully prepared vegetarian meal, answered questions for Mrs. Gao and his family, and spread the concept of our Buddha’s compassion.

Sun Wukong remained silent until it was late at night and Old Man Gao was about to go back to his house to rest. He couldn't help but said: "Old man, since you know that the great monk from Daxia is coming, why don't you tell me your difficulties, my master The Dharma of Buddhism is boundless, and it will surely destroy demons and save your miserable daughter."

Old Mrs. Gao didn't understand and asked in confusion: "Why did Elder Sun say this? What happened to my daughter? Why does a senior monk need to rescue her? What does it mean to conquer demons?"

Sanzang frowned and blamed Sun Wukong for talking nonsense. Sun Wukong said cheerfully: "Master, don't rush to read it. There is a reason for it. This old man has recruited a monster son-in-law. He has trouble saying that he wants to save his daughter from the monster's claws, but he is afraid The mage's lack of skills actually harmed his daughter, so he pretended to be stupid and refused to tell the truth."

There is such a thing!

Hearing this, Sanzang felt relieved, clasped his hands and said, "If the donor is in trouble, it's okay to say it. My disciple may seem stubborn, but in fact he is very capable. He will definitely be able to drive away the monster and save your daughter..."

"Pooh!"

Halfway through his words, he was immediately interrupted.

Old Master Gao said angrily: "Bald Donkey, I thought you two traveled thousands of miles to obtain the true scriptures, and suffered a lot along the way, so I treated you kindly. I really followed my words and said that my kindness will not be rewarded, and I have offended you two." People have framed me and ruined the reputation of my Gao family. How will my daughter behave if word spreads about it?"

No, come again?

Sun Wukong felt a thump in his heart and said hurriedly: "Old man, you don't have a pig demon son-in-law?"

"Ah, you have a pig demon son-in-law!"

"..."x2

Sun Wukong's eyes widened and he was shocked that the people above him were not human. Just cut off the part about Bai Longma. Zhu Bajie was one of the leading actors. He could cut off all of these. Then...that...

Just kill him too.

"Evil disciples, they really will not change despite repeated admonishment."

Sanzang's eyes suddenly became sharp, he snorted coldly, opened his mouth and said the tightening curse three times.

Sun Wukong fluttered on the ground with tears streaming down his face, saying in his heart that he had recited it well, and he deserved it. If he didn't have a long memory, he would step on a pit twice. He deserved to have the tight curse three times, and ten times was not too much.

After Sanzang finished his recitation, Old Man Gao said quietly: "Speaking of the pig monster, fifty miles southwest of here, there was a Fuling Mountain in the early years, now called Wuer Mountain. There is indeed a monster suppressing there. It is said to be a pig monster."

After a moment, Sun Wukong stood up and said angrily: "Old man, why didn't you tell me earlier, and why did you still stand here calmly and watch my master recite it three times?"

Old Mrs. Gao turned his head and looked away and said, "Elder, how can you confuse right and wrong? It's obviously you who talked nonsense first and ruined the reputation of my Gao family."

Sun Wukong's eyelids were twitching wildly, and he was about to use some serious tricks on the old man, when he suddenly felt the cold wind blowing on the back of his neck. He secretly screamed that something was wrong, and lay down in his original position, looking like a monkey that would die if he recited the curse too much.

Tripitaka was so angry that he recalled what the King of Light, King Buddha, said about how difficult it is to cross the mind of a monkey. He couldn't help but sigh that what the boss said was true. He didn't get too entangled with monkeys and curiously asked about monsters.

"If that mountain is called Fuling Mountain, why did it change its name to Wuer Mountain?"

"Just because the monster has great magical powers, he summoned the surrounding mountain gods and lands to be slaves and maids, and forcibly changed his name."

"He didn't imprison your daughter?"

"..."x3

Sun Wukong spoke quickly for a moment, but regretted it after he said it. As expected, the simple bad mouth brought him the ultimate enjoyment, and he was recited again.

Sanzang continued to ask, and Mrs. Gao answered all questions. Sun Wukong lay on the ground with his eyes blank, and the more he listened, the more he felt something was wrong.

First of all, regardless of the small officialdom of the mountain gods and land officials, they have a formal establishment. It is clear and clear which mountain is which deity, which land is which official.

Perhaps these mountain gods are impressive in terms of their physical strength, and they are mainly weak and can be bullied, but as gods within the system, touching them will inevitably lead to the wrath of thunder.

There is no need to ascend to the Heavenly Palace, these matters can be solved underground. The leader of the Mountain God Land is Chengtian, who follows the example of the Queen Earth Emperor, and is a top boss at the level of the Four Emperors.

Although the Mountain God Land is weak, it is still at the grassroots level, but those who are incompetent cannot move it, and those who are capable dare not move it.

During the years when Sun Wukong was the Monkey King, he didn't dare to act like this when he was at his most prosperous. How could a pig demon who was imprisoned be so prosperous?

Just because he is Marshal Tianpeng?

Not to mention, it is really possible.

Sun Wukong has been wandering around the Heavenly Palace for many years, never entering the Great Sage's Palace, making friends day and night. He has considerable experience in the construction of the Heavenly Palace's system, and knows that there are three major laws in the Heavenly Palace.

The rules of heaven, the laws of earth, and the laws of Fengdu correspond to the three realms of heaven, earth, and the underworld.

It is said that Fengdu's law is the most stringent, and there are no minor crimes. Anyone who commits a crime will be given a package of eighteen levels of hell.

Sun Wukong rarely hangs out in the underworld. In addition, there is a law governing dead ghosts. He thinks that he can't get along with his eight poles, so this law is the most unfamiliar to him.

Needless to say, the law of heaven is in charge of this law. The god of justice in Siwei Mansion, who is both the brother-in-law and the eldest son of the Emperor of Heaven, is in charge of this law.

Whether it is strict or lenient depends mainly on the background of the deity who committed the crime.

For example, the four father-in-laws who worked as gatekeepers for the Emperor of Heaven neglected their duties and disobeyed orders. They would have been reborn in reincarnation long ago by other gods. They were only fined five years of salary. They laughed to death. They received more than this as gifts during festivals.

This is what cultivating immortality is like!

The same goes for cultivating an immortal!

Let’s talk about the Earth Law, also known as the Tianpeng Law. Marshal Tianpeng of the Exorcist Academy is in charge of this law. Immortals and gods on the earth who commit crimes must go to the Exorcist Academy to be tried.

According to this logic, it can be explained to some extent that the mountain god land who was enslaved by the pig demon did not dare to resist.

Whether Marshal Tianpeng can fight or not is debatable, the power in his hands is really scary.

Finally, what puzzled Sun Wukong was Old Man Gao. Sanzang answered whatever he asked, just like a Bai Xiaosheng. Is this a skill that a rich man in the world can have?

Thinking of the various actions that Mrs. Gao took while watching him being punished and did not stop him, and even instigated the relationship between master and apprentice, causing him to be continuously affected by the tight curse, Sun Wukong felt shameless in his heart.

Bah, you didn’t tell me earlier if the script was to be changed!

After a long time, Mr. Gao left, and Sanzang woke up Sun Wukong who was pretending to be asleep. He was kind-hearted and asked his apprentice to take a trip to Wuer Mountain to free the imprisoned mountain god.

The second junior brother's hobby changed from Miss Gao to the earth god. Sun Wukong could only lament that the soil and water support a person. There is a big difference between the knowledge in books and the truth in the world.

There can only be one pervert in the Heavenly Palace, no, there can only be one great God of philanthropy. Others are not worthy of this honor, so the second junior brother does not like Miss Gao.

Sun Wukong did not refuse and happily went to Wuer Mountain. Although there were some twists and turns in the process, the result was good. He was happy to mention the second junior brother, his punching bag was coming.

"Idiot, you are responsible for those tight curses just now. Give me a few blows with the stick later on, senior brother, and it will be the killing stick for you to join the gang."

Sun Wukong swayed leisurely in the clouds and fog, hurrying on his way, thinking about the process of meeting later, whether to say a few polite words before making a move, or to say a few polite words after making a move.

According to the book, Zhu Bajie was banished to the mortal world after being drunk and molesting Chang'e. His upper hand slipped, causing him to be born into a pig fetus by mistake. It is definitely impossible now, not to mention that there is no Chang'e in the Moon Palace. Even if there was this great beauty, it would not be Zhu Bajie's turn to tease her, she would have been...

Ahem.

The workplace monkey didn't say anything, he just knew what he knew. While riding the clouds, he guessed the excuse for Zhu Bajie's demotion. He arrived at Wuer Mountain very quickly even though he slowed down.

It was probably because he had encountered an unlucky person, or an unlucky person who had given birth to a pig fetus. Sun Wukong gloated about his misfortune and rushed in through the door on tiptoes.

Literally breaking in through the door.

No matter how glorious Marshal Tianpeng was in his previous life, he is destined to be a younger brother in this life. When he, Sun Wukong, sees injustice on the road, he will beat his younger brother.

The cave is bright and bright, with golden light everywhere. The large fire altar in the center is burning with golden flames, illuminating the surrounding rock walls as bright as gold.

The rough decoration style hints at the cold and tough personality of the owner, and the golden color of the flame symbolizes the supreme and absolute domineering.

Sun Wukong didn't pay attention to these details, and with his fiery eyes widened, he searched for his second junior brother all the way. When he encountered the land of the mountain god who was being detained here, he waved them away quickly.

The mountain gods and earth refused to obey, shaking their heads to express that they did not dare to leave. It was not until Sun Wukong reported the name of the Monkey King that the mountain gods and earth began to hesitate.

They made eye contact. Who is more powerful, Monkey King or Sun Star Lord?

Compared with official positions, the Great Sage Qitian is extremely high. He can be on an equal footing with the big bosses under the four emperors such as Beiyin Fengdu Emperor, Kangong Dou Sheng, Donghua Emperor, and Zhenwu Emperor. Sun Star Lord will definitely not be able to compare with him.

Comparing their skills, both masters were the masters of causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace. One was four hundred years ago, and the other was five years ago. The Sun Star King was captured by the Antarctic Immortal Emperor, and the Monkey King was suppressed by the Buddha. Let's just say they are half a catty.

After some powerful analysis, the Mountain Gods and Earthmen felt that something was going on. The Sun Star Lord was not as good as the Monkey King, so he could escape this wave.

In a blink of an eye, Sun Wukong disappeared.

"Forget it if you don't give me a gift, and you don't even have the courtesy to treat me to dinner another day. You deserve to be unable to climb up in your life."

Sun Wukong curled his lips and was about to express his joy. He was in a good mood, but he didn't take it to heart. He walked around and continued to look for the idiot second junior brother in the cave.

After a while, the monkey found nothing. Even with his sharp eyes, he didn't notice Zhu Bajie's hiding place.

"That's weird, maybe you went out?"

"No, he is being suppressed here and has no chance of escaping..."

"They must have known I was coming, so they were hiding and not daring to show up."

"It's a bit of a talent to be able to hide something from the fiery eyes."

Sun Wukong made a clear analysis, and unknowingly returned to the fire altar. Looking at the raging flames spewing golden light, he couldn't help but frown.

"What kind of fire is this?"

He made many friends in the Heavenly Palace and boasted that he had extraordinary knowledge. He recognized all the flames in the three realms, but he was stumped by the golden flame in front of him.

What scene have I never seen (crossed out)

I have never seen this scene before.

Sun Wukong suddenly felt an ominous premonition in his heart. He took out the golden cudgel in his hand and quietly retreated towards the cave door behind him.

"Since you are here, why leave now."

An indifferent voice sounded, growing louder since childhood, and at the end of the words, it was like thunder exploding in Sun Wukong's ears.

At the same time, a figure stepped out of the flames, with a pig's head and body, and a big belly. It was ugly, vicious, and greasy, but it also gave people a feeling of boundless domineering.

This feeling came out of nowhere, and Sun Wukong took a breath, aware of the pressure that was only felt on Emperor Ziwei.

It's too late, but this pig head is as invincible as the four emperors? !

Sun Wukong was shocked, his mind went blank, and he was speechless.

The Zhu Bajie who walked out of the flames was none other than the reincarnated Sun Star Lord, one of the four demon gods. The three legs that shook the sky and the earth were also the original three-legged golden crow.

In principle, reincarnation is equivalent to restoring factory settings. Zhu Bajie has no memory of his previous life, and the demon body of a pig fetus cannot cultivate the true sun fire.

It's all in principle, and it's definitely feasible.

Who thought this was boring and wanted to see something interesting, so he pointed it out and asked the reincarnated Three-legged Golden Crow to awaken his memory, and gave him a drop of the Golden Crow's origin blood and the Great Wilderness' Secret Record of Demon Creation, allowing Zhu Bajie to cultivate in this life. Second incarnation.

Who suppressed Zhu Bajie here, restricted his movements, and promised to return him to freedom after obtaining the scriptures. Not only would he be able to get back the original body of the Three-Legged Golden Crow, but he would also be exempted from the crime and restored to his post.

He can choose his workplace at will, whether it is Lingshan or Tiangong, he can work wherever he wants.

Choose the Heavenly Palace and continue to be the Lord of the Sun and Stars. Choose the Lingshan Mountain and there will be an extra Sun Buddha in the world.

The three-legged Golden Crow nodded in agreement, mainly because he couldn't resist. Zhulong is right, are you good at fighting? Is there any use for you to know how to spank? To go out and hang out, you need to be powerful and have a background.

He practiced hard here for four hundred years, polished a mature Golden Crow demon body, and waited for the pilgrims to pass by.

Come on a monkey.

As for Sun Wukong's induction, it cannot be said wrong. The demon god Jinwu is the Great Luo Jinxian, and the Great Ziwei Master of Ten Thousand Daos is also the Great Luo Jinxian. At the same level, they can be said to be indistinguishable.

The difference is that Emperor Ziwei is the fourth emperor, and his authority is boundless. With the expansion of the three thousand worlds, his cultivation realm has expanded infinitely.

The same is true for the other three who are also four emperors.

The Demon God Golden Crow does not have this benefit. Sun Star Lord's priesthood is not comparable to that of the Four Emperors, nor is it as good as Phoenix's Zhenwu Emperor. In addition, he has been deprived of his body through reincarnation, making him the most inferior Daluo Golden Immortal.

Now let the phoenix fight the golden crow, you don't even need to shoot an arrow, just press it on the ground and hammer it.

Sun Wukong Taiyi Golden Immortal could not sense the gap between Daluo Golden Immortal. In his eyes, Zhu Bajie and Ziwei Emperor were both strong men that he could not challenge.

"Are you Sun Wukong?"

"Yes, ah... no, I was just passing by." Sun Wukong nodded at first, then quickly denied it after reacting.

"Really?!"

"This, maybe it should be." Sun Wukong said with a sad face.

"I heard that you made a big splash in the Heavenly Palace five years ago, fighting against the twenty-eight constellations, thirty-six generals of the Lei Department, and one hundred and eight spiritual officials, breaking through the heaven and earth net?" Zhu Bajie's eyes shone, and the corners of his mouth raised uncontrollably. got up.

"There is such a rumor, I have heard it too."

Sun Wukong wanted to cry but had no tears. The raging fire on the opposite side wanted to burn him dry. He said aggrievedly: "Fight for me. Except for the pressure, I was not present."

"Another thing to say is that you will not win or lose in thirty rounds against Emperor Zhenwu."

Zhu Bajie narrowed his eyes slightly, his expression showing no emotion or anger: "So, you are good at fighting?"

"It's okay. I can fight Emperor Zhenwu for thirty rounds at the wine table. In a real fight, I'm no match at all." Sun Wukong shook his head repeatedly and trembled while holding his stick.

Rumors are all rumors. The monkey who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace was really not him.

"It doesn't matter if it's true or not. I only know that you can fight against Emperor Zhenwu for thirty rounds regardless of the outcome, but you can play up to three rounds against Emperor Zhenwu." Zhu Bajie grinned. Today he wants to outright defeat Emperor Zhenwu.

"You're kidding. As soon as you raise your hand, I'll fall down. It won't take more than three rounds."

"Stop talking nonsense, you attack first and I'll give you two turns."

"Slaying and killing will harm the peace, so it is better to sit down and preach..."

boom! ! !

Without giving up two rounds, Zhu Bajie lied and raised his hand to punch.

Sun Wukong is otherwise honest and true to his word. As soon as Zhu Bajie raised his hand, he fell down.

The Mountain Gods and Lands made a mistake in their analysis. The Great Sage Qitian, who was also making trouble in the Heavenly Palace and could fight Emperor Zhenwu for thirty rounds, decided the winner with just one punch from Lord Sun Star.

"It takes thirty rounds for any Zhenwu Great Emperor to do this, but that's all."

The rest time this time is too long (blushing), I will work harder in the next few days, and the extra chapters on cultivating immortals and all the heavens will be finished in one go, and will be released together when the time comes.

It’s impossible to write too many extras about cultivating immortals. It’s hard to pick a few interesting ones. Zhutian's side story is more difficult. I re-read it. If I write it, many of the copies will be bad. I'm still making a decision.

After writing these two copies, it’s time to prepare a folder for the new book.