This is what cultivating immortals is like

My surname is Li. I am still too clear. You are so arrogant!

Lu Bei was stunned, looking at the Taifu who had shrunk in stature and even his IQ, and threw him out with a wave of his hand.

Li Taiqing flew sideways, with confusion written all over his face in mid-air.

She turned over in the air, her posture was very handsome, and she might have wanted to do a heroic three-point landing, but her cumbersome clothes blocked her. When she landed, she stepped on the corner of her clothes and fell onto her back with a bang.

"oops!"

"It hurts, it hurts..."

Lu Bei was speechless as he looked at the little girl rolling around with her head in her hands. He suspected that there was a scam here. The Taifu was the strongest king, and he wanted to get away with it when he was about to die.

Laughing to death, what's the use of turning into a little girl? His reincarnation as a demon likes to bully the weak, especially a little girl who can cry for a long time with one punch. He can make the other person cry for three days and three nights.

"Hey, it doesn't hurt anymore?"

Li Taiqing stood up with his cumbersome clothes. His face was pink and tender, with a mole on the corner of his eye. His bright black eyes were blinking, like the night curtain that had been washed by water, so clean that it was full of stars.

At this moment, these eyes were staring at Lu Bei innocently, and the corners of his mouth were pursed: "Brother, you haven't spoken yet, why...why are you here?"

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Lu Bei's not-so-smart look made Lu Bei's fists itch. He just wanted to punch her hard and try to get rid of two nosebleeds.

I have to admit, he is worthy of being a master who has been fighting with Fox Er for many years and never loses. His acting skills are really terrible, just like the real thing.

The fault was that it was too real, there was no warning at all, it was so easy to deceive him.

Lu Bei sneered three times: "Little girl, what are you talking about? Who is your big brother? His name is Uncle Lu."

"Uncle Lu."

Li Taiqing raised his head and shouted in a clear voice. After speaking, he continued to think. Why did he forget what he was thinking about before? Could it be that he fell and threw it on the ground?

Seeing that Taifu hesitated without hesitation, he directly called him uncle. Lu Bei choked for a moment and still didn't believe it: "Silly boy, I won't lie to you. Where did you come from? In fact, I am your biological father. Hurry up. Call me daddy.”

Li Taiqing opened his mouth wide and stared at Lu Bei dumbfounded. After a moment, the corners of his eyes turned red and tears fell, and he ducked into Lu Bei's arms.

"Dad, Qing'er has had such a hard time looking for you!"

The impact of the headbutt was extremely violent. Lu Bei groaned and was knocked onto his back. He continued to sneer, took out the jade slip he had withdrawn before, and patted his little head that was hunched in his arms: "Stop crying, shout more." A few times, your dad and I love hearing this."

"Daddy!"

"good."

"Daddy!"

"Yeah, sounds good."

"..."xN

After about ten minutes, Lu Bei couldn't stand it anymore. The Taifu's realistic acting skills made him feel that he was bullying an imbecile. Because of his noble moral sentiments, he felt full of guilt and had no pleasure in revenge.

"Dad, you...don't want me again?"

"Go away, don't stick your nose on me, your father is not here, call me uncle."

"Wow wow wow——"

Heartbreaking cries spread throughout the independent world constructed by Taiyi Yantiantu. Li Taiqing howled for a while, and when he saw Lu Bei, he did not comfort him. His nose felt sore, and he took a breath, and then howled even more vigorously.

At the same time, he rounded his arms and used a set of bastard punches on his father.

His body shrunk, but his skills were still there. When he swung these fists, the void trembled and afterimages appeared.

Lu Bei watched calmly, plugging his left ear with one hand and pressing the top of Li Taiqing's head with the other, building an absolute defense so far away that he could block a set of exquisite boxing techniques half a step away.

It's so funny that it can't be beaten at all.

“Ahhhh————”

Half an hour later, Li Taiqing was still punching. Not to say he was determined, but he was definitely bored. Anyway, Lu Bei kept watching and plugged his ears with one hand. He had never seen anyone more boring than her.

After another half an hour, Li Taiqing stopped his arms and cleared his hoarse throat.

Just when Lu Bei thought that the master had given up and was not going to act anymore, she waved her hand to attract a cloud of water vapor, moistened her throat, and took a deep breath.

"Wow wow wow——"

"Stop howling!"

"Wow...Hiccup."

Li Taiqing couldn't catch his breath. He lowered his head and coughed repeatedly. He grabbed Lu Bei's sleeve in front of him, snorted and wiped away the snot from his nose.

Lu Bei: "..."

There is a saying that a mere passerby, a majestic imperial master, a powerful master in the tribulation period, a first-class official, has no shame, so there is no harm in trusting her once.

Anyway, enough photos.

Lu Bei rubbed his little head in front of him, grabbed two bunches of long hair and began to tie the knot, and said with a serious face: "Xiao Qing, my father has offended a powerful enemy outside, and it is inconvenient for me to recognize you. Before I deal with her, I can only be your uncle, do you understand?"

"why……"

"Don't ask, everyone who understands understands, and even those who don't understand don't understand. The interests are too involved. I can only say that the water is very deep. You are still young, so there is no benefit in knowing this." Lu Bei interrupted directly.

Li Taiqing was confused after hearing this, and subconsciously moved closer to Lu Bei. When he got closer, he swooped down.

Didn't pounce.

Lu Bei turned sideways to avoid, and without paying attention, he hooked his foot, tripping the master and flying to the ground.

Because his body became smaller and there was no buffer, he slid directly for several meters, and he screamed in pain again.

Unable to wait for Lu Bei's warm embrace or even a palm, Li Taiqing stood up with a pout and said angrily: "Dad..."

"Call uncle."

"Who is that man? He is so hateful. I will go and kill him."

As expected of you, people are inherently evil at first, and they scream and kill when they are young.

"That's probably not possible."

Lu Bei shook his head repeatedly: "Uncle, bah, that person is Wu Zhou, the great master of the tribulation period, and you are still young, so you are no match for her."

"Then just wait until I grow up!"

"Okay, as long as you're happy."

"That……"

Who is Wu Zhou, what is Taifu, and the period of transcending tribulation, I seem to have heard of them somewhere.

Li Taiqing wrinkled his face and thought hard. His eyes were empty and his head was empty. After a while, he gave up thinking and threw it aside decisively.

More than anything else, she wanted to throw herself into Lu Bei's arms and cuddle up for a while. She was not stupid. There was an aura about Lu Bei that made her feel at ease. He was definitely her biological child.

Lu Bei turned sideways to avoid the flying attack, thought of something, pointed to the Shangqing Sword beside him, narrowed his eyes slightly and said: "Qing'er, go pick up that sword and give it to me."

"oh."

Li Taiqing carried the corner of his clothes and came to the Shangqing Sword. He touched the hilt of the sword with his palm and immediately exclaimed: "Dad, uncle, Qing'er holds this sword in his hand. It feels so familiar!"

"Idiot, you often watch me practice swordsmanship, how can you not be familiar with it?" Lu Bei said angrily.

"Yes."

Li Taiqing solved his confusion and dragged the Shangqing Sword to Lu Bei. One second he was thinking why the sword was so heavy and it would be better if it was lighter. The next second, the Shangqing Sword was as light as a feather and she lifted it easily. To the top of the head.

Lu Bei's body tensed, he clenched a fist and hid it behind his back, and said meaningfully: "Qing'er, the sword has the imprint of your soul on it. It's quite inconvenient for me to use it. Please break it up and present it to me."

"What is the soul brand?"

"Don't talk back. If you break up, I'll hold you for a while." Lu Bei said with a loving look on his face.

After hearing this, Li Taiqing became very energetic. She held the Shangqing Sword in both hands, her little face turned red from suppressing it. After a moment, she learned how to do it without any guidance, closed her eyes tightly, and her soul sank into the Shangqing Sword.

Click!

In the middle of the night, a cracking sound was heard, and Li Taiqing turned pale and fell top-heavy behind him.

Within sight, Lu Bei stepped forward and extended his hand towards her.

Plop!

Li Taiqing fell to the ground in confusion. He had an unbearable headache. He turned around with difficulty and looked. Lu Bei was holding the Shangqing Sword in his hand. He flicked the sword with his fingertips. His face was filled with...

She didn't know how to describe it, but she smiled happily.

Seeing this, Li Taiqing's eyes were filled with mist, and he choked with grievance: "I hurt from the fall, my head hurts, my chest hurts, everything hurts."

"It's okay, just blow it off and it'll be fine."

Lu Bei raised his hand to fan the wind and blew Li Taiqing's head. When he asked for a hug, he directly took out the Qingrui lamp and said, "Qing'er, this also has the imprint of your soul on it, please untie it too."

"But……"

"Why, you don't listen to me anymore?"

"No, it just... hurts so much."

Li Taiqing's face was pale, and he looked pitifully at Lu Bei. His infinitely aggrieved appearance made the latter feel extremely guilty. He shook his head, and brought the sinister face of the Taifu as an adult into the corners of Li Taiqing's brows, and his heart suddenly became cold: " Be good, this is the last time, from now on I will let you hug me however you want."

"Really?"

"Of course, I'll hook up with you."

"What is a retractor?"

After a while, Li Taiqing's face turned as pale as paper, and his hands and feet occasionally twitched and fell to the ground. Lu Bei held the Qingrui lamp, and his hearty laughter could no longer be suppressed.

"Daddy, I...it hurts so much!"

"..."

Lu Bei put away the Qingrui Lantern and was not in a hurry to refine the two magic weapons. He frowned and looked at Li Taiqing who was lying on the ground, condescendingly, his eyes full of fear and suspicion.

Is it possible that this person is still acting to deceive him.

His cold eyes were filled with ruthlessness and even a bit of disgust. Li Taiqing felt extremely wronged and bit his lip. Tears rolled in his eyes and couldn't stop flowing.

Forget it, who makes me feel good?

Lu Bei lowered his head and sighed. He was a good person in every way, but he was too kind-hearted. He was as kind as a holy mother. He knew that he would be deceived, but he was still willing to step into the trap.

He put away the two magic weapons and stretched out his hands to hold the little girl in his arms. The latter couldn't bear the grievance and burst into tears.

Those who heard it were sad, and those who heard it shed tears, which directly put Lu Bei out of control.

He knows how to coax anyone over the age of eighteen, but at such a young age, he really has no experience.

"Daddy, it hurts so much, everything hurts..."

After crying for a while, the little girl gradually became silent. Her pale face was covered with sweat, as if she had fallen into a nightmare, and her frown was lingering.

"Ah this..."

"It shouldn't have anything to do with me, right?"

Lu Bei's eyes twitched and he began to examine himself three times every day. He nodded and confirmed that it had nothing to do with him.

He broke open the two small hands that were tightly holding his clothes, wrapped Li Taiqing's loose clothes into a quilt, and tied a knot at the same time.

Obviously, due to problems with his skills, the Taifu lost his memory + lowered his intelligence + rejuvenated his youth. His IQ was so low that he could treat everyone like his father without spending any lollipops to take him to see the goldfish.

It is difficult for Lu Bei to deal with this kind of brat, but...

"Just in case, she might wake up in the next second!"

Lu Bei took out the Shangqing Sword and Qingrui Lamp and decisively refined them for his own use. Even if he didn't use them, it was better to put his own label on them first and occupy the pit.