This Simplification Is Too Outrageous

the next day

The 10086th ray of sunshine at noon shone on his body, and the first thing Qiao Yuan did when he got up and opened his eyes was to fill a cup of hot water.

Gollum~

【Repair +1】

Then come to a chocolate ball to return blood.

【Blood +2】

After the boring three-hour training was completed, and feeling that his strength had improved, Qiao Yuan picked up his mobile phone and started to study the APP.

According to Jia Hong, the source of everything started when he downloaded the app.

The reason why he asked for this app from him is mainly because Qiao Yuan has a plan in mind.

Fishing plan!

Qiao Yuan is not an angler, nor does he like the process of fishing, his purpose is very simple.

Catch a big fat fish!

And that platform is the lake!

After scanning the QR code, a piece of software appeared on Qiao Yuan's mobile phone, click to download, and the download was completed soon.

Click Install.

A message appears on the phone.

"This app has not been audited for security, it is recommended to open the security guard to avoid potential risks"

"Moderate virus: This software is suspected to be *** software, which may use *** content to induce deductions and install promotional software, resulting in tariff consumption and privacy leakage, please use it with caution.

"Continue the installation or cancel the installation"

Qiao Yuan frowned, ignoring the risk, and continued the installation.

After the installation is successful, the login information needs to be bound with a personal mobile phone number, which he is a little worried about.

After thinking for a while, Qiao Yuan opened WeChat.

I found [Blossoms and Riches] and sent a message.

"Are you there?"

woohoo~

Received a reply in less than a second.

This guy's mobile phone is just like in his head, online 24 hours a day, it is enough to kill the vast majority of human beings in seconds.

Li Xiaoling: "On a blind date"

Qiao Yuan was stunned for a moment, looked carefully, and was sure it wasn't his dazzling eyes.

Alien blind date?

Who is so brave?

Li Xiaoling: "Wang Jing's Blind Date"

Qiao Yuan: "..."

This... the amount of information is a bit large, so rushing to have a blind date is like an accident at home.

Qiao Yuan: "Xiaoling, you feel your conscience and say, what is your brother doing to you, I need your help right now, so..."

...

the other end.

It's still the same place, and it's also a blind date with girlfriends, but this time the blind date has been replaced by another man.

Wearing a pair of gold necklaces, revealing a brand-name watch on his hands, he is only 30 years old and bald.

At this moment, he is bragging about his own capital, but his eyes are always on Li Xiaoling. Compared with Wang Jing, who is a little shorter,

Li Xiaoling is the best in the world!

He fell in love with the girlfriend of the blind date.

At this time, Li Xiaoling looked at the message sent by Qiao Yuan, remembered what happened that night, and then looked at his black silk.

After hesitating, he asked again and again, "If I don't speak well, will you...will you kill me?"

woohoo~

Qiao Yuan sent a message.

"how is this possible!"

Li Xiaoling breathed a sigh of relief and asked Qiao Yuan what help he needed.

"Mobile number... verification code"

Li Xiaoling looked at his mobile phone, it didn't have such a thing, and when he raised his head inadvertently, he happened to notice the provocative eyes of the blind date man on the opposite side.

Eyes rolled.

It saw the fruit phone placed by the other party on the table, and then showed a faint smile.

This smile just melted the heart of the blind date man opposite.

Then Li Xiaoling leaned into Wang Jing's ear and said a word.

After finishing, Wang Jing stood up and said politely, "I'm going to the toilet"

There were only two people left on the field.

...

As soon as the screen turned, Qiao Yuan, who had successfully registered after the information, began to check the contents.

Indeed, as Jia Hong said, it is divided into online and offline.

Jia Hong's previous 188 point was online, and the last 1999 point was offline.

There are many categories, and each technician has photos and profiles. These are not important, what matters is how the goods are.

I don't know if I don't see it, but I'm shocked when I see it, the price is really expensive!

The highest even reached 10,000!

1999 provided 10 energy values ​​for themselves, what about the ten thousand? It can't take off yet!

When Qiao Yuan was about to recharge and try a 2999 package first, a prompt came from the interface.

"System maintenance and upgrade, temporarily not open for recharge"

Qiao Yuan: "..."

Qiao Yuan picked up the water glass and took a sip of hot water.

【Repair +1】

Putting the phone aside temporarily, the system cannot be maintained all the time, and one day I will catch the fish in this pond.

Check your energy level.

It was only 13 o'clock in total.

Keep training.

...

Time soon came to midnight.

At this moment a dark alley mouth.

A woman in a black skirt with a hip wrap was squatting on the ground and crying. The dim yellow light in the distance hit the woman. The back looked extremely petite and fragile, but it was full of infinite temptation.

Not far away, a figure swayed and walked over.

A middle-aged man who was leaning against the wall, trembling and smelling of alcohol came over, cursing as he walked.

"Made, they are some friends!"

"I said I couldn't drink, but I said I couldn't live long!"

When he remembered what he said at the wine table just now, the middle-aged man swore that he would let these friends crawl on the ground next time.

Huhu~

The man's face changed, and he suddenly felt his stomach turned upside down, so he quickly leaned over the wall and vomited.

three minutes later.

Only then did the man feel a lot clearer, wiped his mouth, and when he looked up, he saw the squatting figure in the distance.

what's the situation?

The man's footsteps were vain, and he walked over curiously.

woohoo~

The woman's cry came and became more and more intense. The voice was so miserable, as if she had suffered a huge grievance, which made people feel distressed.

The man's emotions were inexplicably aroused.

"Beauty, what happened?"

The man stepped forward and patted the woman's smooth and fair shoulders. How unsafe to be alone at night!

The city of Liyang has not been peaceful recently, what should I do if I encounter a pervert?

...

When she noticed someone behind her, the woman turned her head slowly, revealing a charming face with melon seeds, long eyelashes flickering, like two small fans, and under her tall Qiong nose, rosy and full like a cherry. His lips were pursed gently, as if to express his grievance.

"I... my husband kicked me out"

The woman wiped her tears with her hands, her expression full of sadness.

Inadvertently, the scars from the whip whip on the chest were exposed.

"brute!"

Noticing the scars on the woman's body, the man scolded inwardly, "How can her husband get rid of such a beautiful woman?"

"Miss, it's alright, it will pass, everything will be fine." The man stretched out his hand and rubbed his clothes, then helped the woman in front of him.

The soft and warm touch came, which made his body numb for a while.

The man swallowed his dry throat.

"You said, why did he leave me"

The woman spoke grievously.

"I'm so good to him. I hand over the salary to him every month. He...he actually took advantage of my work time to go to the outside world"

"Three thousand yuan!"

"Does he know how long it will take me to make so much money?"

"Woooo~"

The woman seemed to remember something sad, and another tear came out of the corner of her eye.

...

The man couldn't help but glanced at the woman's figure, and scolded the other person fiercely in his heart.

"Miss, such a person is not worth you marrying him. It would be good to find out earlier, you are still young..."

The man reached out and wanted to pat the woman on the shoulder, but realized that this seemed unreasonable, so he could only comfort him verbally.

"However, I really love him, and he admits that he was wrong. It's just an impulse. As long as I forget about it, everything can start from scratch."

The woman said with tears in her eyes.

Hearing this, the man became anxious and stopped quickly, "Miss, don't believe what he said."

"A man's mouth, a liar, I'm a man too, I don't know what he's thinking?"

"One has two, this kind of thing can't be changed!"

Seeing such a perfect woman still obsessed, the man felt a lot of pain in his heart. If such a good woman were his wife, he would live 20 years less.

...

The night is deeper and everything is quiet.

The shadows of a man and a woman under the street light were continuously elongated.

Seemingly thinking that the other party's words made sense, the woman became hesitant.

"Then...then what should I do?"

Seeing the beautiful woman's pitiful request for help, the man's consciousness became much clearer, and he immediately patted his chest and came up with an idea.

"Miss, listen to me, you should collect the evidence of his derailment now, and then hand it over to the court, let him go out of the house and ruin his reputation!"

"By the way, miss, did you find the cheating from the chat records on his mobile phone or did you take a photo?"

The man was attentive.

The woman shook her head and said pitifully, "None of them, because the peripheral he ordered... it's me."

man:"……"

The air instantly froze.

"Miss, stop joking"

The man scratched his bald head and laughed.

It's not funny at all.

Suddenly, a cold wind blows inexplicably at the mouth of the alley.

A chill came, and the man shivered.

"I did not lie to you"

"That's my job, but he's cheating, two things are different in nature"

"There are only zero and countless times of derailment"

"So I did something that made him never cheat again"

The woman raised her head, her originally delicate face became extremely pale at the moment, her pupils were lifeless, her lips were shriveled, and her whole body began to exude a cold aura.

The man suddenly felt a burst of heart palpitations.

"Do you think I'm doing the right thing?"

The woman stretched her dry hands around the man's neck.

The man's Adam's apple rolled up and down. At this moment, his alcohol completely sobered up, and he realized a very terrible thing.

The woman in front of me... is not human!

"You... did it right"

The man looked flustered and said anxiously.

The corners of the woman's mouth gradually cracked to the roots of her ears.

"My husband was right before he died"