This Simplification Is Too Outrageous

The night was dark, a crescent moon hung high in the air, quietly watching everything in the world, and occasionally there was the sound of fast galloping vehicles on the side of the road.

Qiao Yuan, who couldn't sleep, carried a bag of garbage and bought an ice cream in the small store, ready to go out for a walk.

If there is no accident, the cheat books purchased online will arrive tomorrow, and I also tried the books I bought in the test house earlier.

Can't say it's useless, but none of the scans are some good stuff.

Most of the moves are aimed at ordinary people.

for example……

"Sunflower Pointing Hand" - Point sunflowers with your fingers.

"Bubble Fist" --? ? ? ?

"Monkey Stealing Peach" - Picking Peach

These martial arts are also a waste of energy value, meaningless.

While walking, planning what he should do in the next few days, Qiao Yuan was a little distracted unconsciously.

woohoo~

When passing a small alley, there was a cry in my ear.

Looking up, not far away, a woman wearing a hip-packed skirt was squatting and crying.

With an enchanting figure, he wears very little, and his legs are wrapped in black silk.

Hearing her cry, it was extremely miserable.

sizzle~

Qiao Yuan licked the ice cream, and after a moment of hesitation, he walked towards the woman.

He came to the woman's side, looked down, and patted her on the shoulder.

"Hello……"

After hearing someone approaching, the woman cried even harder.

"I... my husband kicked me out."

Sadness spreads gradually.

"Hello, can you let me go? I'll throw out the trash."

Qiao Yuan shook the paint bucket in his hand.

sizzle~

Then he licked the ice cream again.

The woman's body froze, squatting on the ground, and her crying stopped abruptly.

After three seconds...

His feet moved two steps to the right silently.

"thanks."

Qiao Yuan replied politely, and then threw the garbage in his hand into the trash can.

...

Qiao Yuan, who was about to go home to sleep, took two steps, then stopped and turned his head to look carefully at the woman in front of him.

It's so unsafe to wear so little and be alone at night.

After thinking about it, Qiao Yuan came to the woman again.

"Hello, miss, do you need me to call the police?"

With the mentality of doing good things, Qiao Yuan said softly.

woohoo~

As soon as she heard the person behind her, the woman cried again and buried her head between her legs.

"My husband hit me... and kicked me out, woo woo..."

While choking, the woman pulled the white shoulder strap behind her back, revealing a whip mark.

There was a little blood dripping from the top, which was shocking.

To be honest, this is indeed a bit too much!

Qiao Yuan has always been against the use of violence to solve problems. Today is a society ruled by law, and everything must be law-abiding.

So Qiao Yuan took out his mobile phone and prepared to call the police. This was the only thing he could do. However, when he was about to press the dial button, a smooth white hand stretched out.

"No... No, if my husband finds out when I call the police, he will kill me."

The woman raised her head, sobbing like a rain of pear flowers, her hair was disheveled, and she looked at Qiao Yuan pleadingly.

Human hearts are fleshy!

Qiao Yuan put away his phone, he couldn't understand why such a beautiful woman would choose such a man.

Is it because of a mental illness or because of some hobby or because his husband is rich?

...

After seeing that Qiao Yuan was no longer calling the police, the woman stood up and straightened her hair. Only this time Qiao Yuan really saw her face.

Allure is absolutely suitable for her.

The woman was full of grievances and looked pitiful.

sizzle~

Qiao Yuan licked the ice cream, it was too sultry at night.

"I'm so scared now."

The woman walked forward while talking. Qiao Yuan could even smell the breathtaking perfume on the woman's body, especially the things there, which made people daydream.

"I'm so good to him, I give him my salary every month, and he actually... finds that kind of person."

"3000 yuan!"

The woman bit her lip, her brows filled with sadness, telling her husband's betrayal.

...

"So expensive?"

Qiao Yuan frowned and muttered.

"what?"

The woman didn't hear clearly, and looked at Qiao Yuan with her crying red eyes, showing a puzzled expression.

"It's nothing, I mean where is the address, I'll report it for you!"

"I have nothing to do with HDD!"

Qiao Yuan said righteously.

The woman was silent and stopped talking about this topic.

"Do you know how I found out he cheated?"

The woman looked at herself and seemed to be looking forward to her answer.

What quirk is this?

Are you there?

Qiao Yuan thought for a while and replied in an uncertain tone, "With... eyes?"

woman:"……"

...

swoosh~

A gust of cold wind blew past, and the ice cream that was about to melt in Qiao Yuan's hand accidentally fell onto the woman's chest.

Qiao Yuan subconsciously wanted to reach out and wipe it clean, but after moving his hand twice in the air, he retracted it, because this action would look very rogue.

Slowly, the woman's body temperature melted the ice cream.

The viscous liquid slowly slid down her delicate skin.

"Sorry." Qiao Yuan scratched his head.

The woman looked down at her chest and then at Qiao Yuan.

Qiao Yuan could clearly feel that the woman's breathing became rapid.

The atmosphere dropped to freezing point for a while.

After a stalemate for more than ten seconds, the woman spoke again, but this time, her tone was no longer crying, but rather calm. The original sadness on her face had disappeared, and now it was just indifference.

"My husband cheated, what do you think I should do?"

Qiao Yuan thought for a while and said, "Call the police!"

Woman: "The lady my husband is looking for...is it me?"

Qiao Yuan: "Call the police!"

ah?

It was only then that Qiao Yuan came to his senses. No wonder the clothes were a bit familiar. It turned out to be exactly the same as those caught on TV.

"I already killed him!"

A woman's gloomy voice came.

Only then did Qiao Yuan notice that something was wrong with the woman.

...

Qiao Yuan was stunned for three seconds before finally reacting, taking two steps back and looking at the woman up and down.

Unlike before, this time he wore tinted glasses!

I never imagined that a woman who is so young, so beautiful, and who can be called the best, is actually that kind of thing.

"Miss, if you had said that earlier, I wouldn't have answered you in such a serious way."

It's really hard to find a place to break through the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get it, and there are unexpected rewards when you go out for a walk by yourself.

woman:"????"

Hu~

The woman pursed her lips and took a breath.

A seductive plume of pink smoke wafted in.

Immediately afterwards, Qiao Yuan found that his body could not move, as if he had been immobilized.

"Now, answer me, what am I doing right or wrong!"

The melanin in the woman's pupils expanded rapidly, and soon filled the entire eye socket, and the entire face began to become as rough as withered bark, extremely hideous, and a trace of terrifying aura was exuding from her body.

In an instant, there was a gust of overcast wind around, and the skin of the person who shaves hurts.

Is this the alien spirit that Li Xiaoling said has a certain preference?

Like to let people choose?

interesting.

...

"You're right...but not right."

"The resident population of Liyang City is 10 million people, and according to the latest official data, there is at least one unknown incident per week on average, then four per month, and then based on various group chats and forums... it can be inferred that the Yangshi will recover 7-8 Variant Spirits a month, and if you convert it to an individual, the probability of encountering a Variant Spirit is 1 in 10,000,000, which is lower than winning the lottery."

"And the probability of being found by the Variant Spirit and finding someone who can blow up the Variant Spirit is about 1 in 100,000,000, so...you are very lucky, of course, this is also my honor!"

Qiao Yuan looked up at the disgusting Variant Spirit in front of him with a smile on his face.

"Do you know what I mean by saying this? You don't know, you don't care at all, you only care if you are right."

"In addition... I'll send you one more sentence. It doesn't really matter whether it's right or wrong. It's your attitude that matters, but it's clear that your attitude is not friendly."

"You're in a hurry!"

woman:"????"

After three seconds.

The woman kept making low-pitched roars, the momentum on her body climbed rapidly, and finally reached its peak state, a bloodthirsty light flashed in her eyes, and a strong evil spirit emanated from her body.

For a while, the surrounding ghosts and wolves howled, like a hell on earth.

"Shh, there's light here, it's not good for outsiders to see it, I'm thin-skinned, listen to me, go there."

Qiao Yuan used the first layer of diamonds to crack the so-called "fixation technique", and then pointed blankly at the blind corner of the alley, where it was pitch black.

woman:"????"

pop~

Qiao Yuan grabbed the woman's hand and said, "Don't hesitate, it's very exciting."

Then, without waiting for the woman to react, he dragged it to the end of the darkness.

three seconds later

Accompanied by a flash of golden light, screams sounded one after another in the dark alley.

"Do not!"

...

sigh~

A small pale hand stretched out from the darkness, five slender fingers digging into the stone floor like drill bits, and then a pale face full of fear was revealed.

ba~

A golden hand stretched out at the same time, pulling out the woman's fingers on the ground one by one.

Then... dragged it back again.

After a second.

A head with a golden light stuck out a corner from the darkness, and after finding that there was no one around and no surveillance around, the corner of his mouth gradually rose.

Showing gleaming golden teeth.

"1.5 Li Xiaolings dare to act alone, they really don't take themselves seriously."

three minutes later.

The dark alley returned to normal, Qiao Yuan sorted out his clothes and walked out with a smile on his face.

Today's "night snack" is good.

Spicy enough!

The current energy value is 20

Looking for follow-up reading, recommended tickets, monthly tickets (I am thin-skinned, I am sorry to say more)

Thank you 08a for the tip and the monthly pass for the forgotten sunset, thank you (bend over)

The next chapter begins, a new story