This Simplification Is Too Outrageous

Today is thursday.

Yi, kill alien spirits, deliver food, and practice.

bogey, soft-hearted.

Qiao Yuan put away the whiteboard pen and looked at his "customized" calendar, quite satisfied.

Then make a wish on the Guanyin jade pendant he is wearing.

I sincerely pray that I can kill a nest of alien spirits!

It's time to send out takeout!

"Li Xiaoling, I'm going to deliver food today. I'll bring you a copy of what you like to eat."

In the bedroom, Li Xiaoling's weak voice came.

"Feel free, but only dry, not soup!"

"Not a drop!"

Qiao Yuan: "..."

...

After going out, Qiao Yuan quickly arrived at the destination in a car.

And here, Qiao Yuan also received his own equipment.

Electric vehicle × 1

Helmet × 1

Takeaway clothes×1

Incubator × 1

"..."

The equipment is complete, especially the two furry ears on the helmet, which look pretty good.

I will buy it later and wear it on Li Xiaoling's head.

"Brother, do you see anything else that needs to be ordered?"

A leader of a takeaway site was waiting carefully. He didn't know what was going on. The Public Security Bureau called. Today, a mysterious person will come to deliver takeaways.

You must serve him carefully and carefully.

Once there is a mistake, you will get into the game yourself.

"Nothing, you are busy!" Qiao Yuan said.

Having learned the lessons of the previous few times, the Security Bureau has made adequate preparations this time, and can definitely increase the success rate to 80%.

However, since Qiao Yuan took over this mission first, the success rate should be 99%.

According to the plan, the mysterious phone owner will place an order around one o'clock. With the intervention of the Public Security Bureau, Qiao Yuan can guarantee 100% of the order.

At that time, Qiao Yuan stepped forward alone to complete the beheading, so as not to startle the snake.

Click to open an order!

"Starting to take orders, please check the vehicle, wear a helmet..."

Qiao Yuan, who was well equipped, lay quietly on the battery car and took a nap.

...

Time passed minute by minute.

Soon it was around 11 o'clock.

The surrounding passers-by are in a hurry and there is an endless stream, and there are bursts of tempting food aromas from the shops on the street.

At present, Qiao Yuan's location is a food street, and all the businesses are already busy at this time.

Scream to shout, to pull people to pull people...

Here, we are about to usher in a peak period!

Every day is like this, although it is hard work, it also means income!

Likewise, there are rows of riders waiting outside!

The yellow-clothed brothers occupy the majority, but there are also a lot of blues.

Everyone is staring at their phones.

...

"Friend, are you new here?"

A rider in a yellow uniform with a weathered face poked Qiao Yuan's arm.

"Can this be seen?" Qiao Yuan said.

"Of course, looking at your skin so white and your equipment so new, it looks like you've just entered the business..."

"But let me tell you, you've come to this area right. Today's unit price is very high, and the minimum price for an order is more than ten yuan!" The rider said proudly.

"Why?" Qiao Yuan asked.

When Qiao Yuan asked this question, the rider on the side laughed.

"Don't you know today is Death Thursday?"

"It's been a month, you really haven't heard the rumors here? That kind of thing will randomly catch a takeaway like us today."

"Then kill!"

Qiao Yuan: "Then you still take orders, aren't you afraid?"

The rider was taken aback.

"You just graduated, lad? You've been running takeaways, and you still care? Today is full, which is equivalent to running for a week at ordinary times. There are so many people here, so I won't be selected!"

Qiao Yuan: "..."

Sure enough, he was betting on the odds. According to what the rider said, today's income can be as fast as the previous week.

Very tempting!

Moreover, the probability of picking a victim among the dozens and hundreds of takeaways is very low.

One percent!

Everyone thinks that that person is not themselves, life is important, and money is more important!

Wealth is in danger!

...

Just then, the rider picked up the phone.

"Hey, Brother Wang, it's me! What? The toilet is blocked? I'm delivering takeaways now. I'll give you a call at night. What floor is your house?

Qiao Yuan: "??????"

"Didn't you deliver food?"

Hanging up the phone, the rider said with a smile: "Today Thursday, I'm only part-timer. In fact, my other occupation is sewers. This is my business card!"

Said and handed Qiao Yuan a business card.

"By the way, I can also tiling, water and electricity, sheet metal, painting, tower crane, excavator... If you have business, you can come to me at any time, and you can rest assured about the price of the commission!"

Qiao Yuan: "..."

I have always heard on the Internet that the takeaway brother is omnipotent, and today I really saw it.

"Then do you know how to write novels?" Qiao Yuan asked curiously.

The rider was taken aback.

"If you don't write it, then if you don't write it, it's better to move bricks..."

"Oh……"

After some small talk, Qiao Yuan has a certain understanding of the food delivery industry.

...

"Fuck, today's subsidy is out. Each order is two yuan, and it was only one last week!"

A blue-clothed rider said with a smile, and showed a condescending smile.

The more people die, the more dangerous the situation, the greater the impact, and the greater the subsidies…

Suddenly, the blue rider on the other side of the road cheered.

This will mean another bumper harvest today!

In an instant, a group of blue-clothed riders provocatively stretched out their mobile phones to show off to the yellow-clothed riders.

"How about it?"

"Are you satisfied?"

...

"Hahaha, we subsidize two yuan and five!"

Immediately afterwards, the yellow-robed rider on Qiao Yuan's side exclaimed.

Suddenly everyone looked at the phone, their eyes glowing!

With a subsidy of two yuan and five, plus today's bonus, they can earn 15 to 20 yuan per order.

Combined with the foot traffic here, it's at least four figures today!

There is a 1% chance that it must not be me!

"Mad, it's too pitiful, brothers, change your clothes!"

A roar came from the opposite side, and a group of blue-clothed riders took off their clothes and changed to yellow.

Qiao Yuan: "..."

In an instant, there were almost uniform yellow riders on both sides of the road.

However, Qiao Yuan still noticed that more than a dozen riders still insisted on blue, and even the delivery boy who just reminded him changed to blue.

what's the situation?

Isn't which side subsidizes which side to wear more clothes?

...

"Young man, let me tell you, I'm only a part-timer, and the 50 cents subsidy doesn't have much impact. I have carefully studied the dead riders and found a problem, that is, the more subsidized money, the more prone to accidents. !"

"Seeing how young you are, let's change your clothes!"

And this statement?

Qiao Yuan glanced at the file again, and it seemed that this was the case.

Sure enough, the master is in the folk!

But today I came to trouble it myself, I've decided to wear the yellow clothes!

"It's not bad to earn 50 cents more. I still have a mouth waiting for dinner at home..." Qiao Yuan laughed.

"Oh? Seeing that you are smiling so happily, it looks like you have a girlfriend. Are you arguing? Actually, I am also a professional emotional tutor. If you need mediation, you can come to me, and I will give you a 20% discount!"

Qiao Yuan: "???????"

Is this skill point too broad?

...

Soon, the peak period came, and one battery car after another shuttled like a mad dog.

A group of people who are running for their lives!

Qiao Yuan sighed helplessly.

"Li Xiaoling, are you hungry? I have found several stores in the same city. The sales reviews are quite good. Do you eat rabbits?"

woohoo~

Soon Li Xiaoling replied.

"Put more cilantro!"

Qiao Yuan: "..."

"I think the fish here is pretty good, do you want to eat it?"

Li Xiaoling: "Put more peppers!"

"..."

After spending a few hundred yuan, Qiao Yuan ordered some takeaways for Li Xiaoling. It was really hard for him these days, and he felt a little embarrassed.

【You have a new order, which has been automatically accepted for you! 】

【Order successfully! 】

Qiao Yuan's eyes lit up in an instant, and he finally came. Looking at his tail number, it was indeed 4444. That's right, that's it!

Shipping address... Mingxing Community.

The content of the order is...【Tie Niu Beef Noodles】×1.

Remarks: double cilantro, no green onions, more beef, less noodles...

Qiao Yuan: "..."

According to the navigation, Qiao Yuan quickly arrived at the destination, and clicked that the rider had arrived at the store.

But the business is preparing meals...

Still need to wait a few minutes.

woohoo...

A message came from the background.

...

"@Rider, go to the store to get two packs of toilet paper and steal some chili oil, or I'll give you a bad review!"

Qiao Yuan: "..."

"@Rider, do you hear? Are you deaf?"

Qiao Yuan: "..."

"@rider, do you know the consequences of bad reviews?"

"Got it, I'll steal it for you!" Qiao Yuan replied.

"@騎士, you are acquainted, by the way, help me to buy a bottle of Maotai from a nearby specialty store, or I will give you a bad review!"

Qiao Yuan: "Okay."

"@ rider, go to the supermarket after buying Maotai and bring me a box of mineral water, otherwise I will give you a bad review!"

Qiao Yuan: "Okay!"

"..."

After a few minutes.

The merchant's meal was ready, but the boss didn't seem to notice the content in the group chat. After handing the meal to Qiao Yuan, he continued to go to the back kitchen to get busy.

Qiao Yuan came to the outside world with takeout, sat in his car, and opened the takeout box.

A gust of heat hits his face.

This iron beef noodle really lives up to its reputation!

After taking out the double coriander, Qiao Yuan took a bite of the beef, and his eyes lit up instantly, this is real beef!

...

"@Rider, I see that you have been parked in one place for too long. If you time out, I will give you a bad review!"

Qiao Yuan: "I see, I'm shopping for you."

sizzle~

Qiao Yuan took a big mouthful.

so comfortable!

"@Rider, go to the supermarket and buy me a knife. If you want a sharp one, I will complain to you if you don't buy it!"

Qiao Yuan: "Okay."

A few minutes later, after eating the free lunch, Qiao Yuan felt much refreshed.

Carrying a takeaway box full of coriander, Qiao Yuan started to head towards Mingxing Community.

Along the way, Qiao Yuan's cell phone was ringing.

That Variant Spirit kept urging him, and threatened with bad reviews at every turn!

Ask yourself to buy things, I am afraid that even the van can not fit.

It was the second time for Qiao Yuan to see such a strange spirit begging for death.

As for the first time, it was the long-haired Variant Spirit, please kill it yourself!

With a furry helmet on his head, Qiao Yuan hummed a little song and drove leisurely.

"Ride on my beloved little motorcycle, it never gets stuck in traffic..."

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