This Simplification Is Too Outrageous

Finally... arrived at the destination!

After wrestling with the security guard, the deliveryman Qiao Yuan successfully entered inside.

At this time, on a main road in the community, a group of old ladies gathered around, and the voices came one after another.

"Whose car is this, stop here!"

"This one who gets a thousand knives, don't put a phone number!"

"Too incompetent!"

"Please help me...my wife is dying..."

Amidst the crowd's discussion, a man was devastated and kept begging for help from everyone passing by.

In front of the man, a car was parked aside, blocking the entry and exit of passing vehicles.

"This kind of illegal occupation is disgusting, call the police!"

"Everyone, make a video to expose him!"

"Stop driving, take your wife out and take a taxi..."

"Don't, you're gone, the traffic is stuck here... What about the people behind us? I know you're in a hurry and life is at stake, but we also have an emergency!"

"..."

For a while, the noise kept ringing.

...

Suddenly, the man bent over and moved the vehicle like he was going crazy, but no matter how hard he tried, even if his eyes were bloodshot and his veins burst out... he couldn't move half a minute.

"Hello, what's wrong?"

Qiao Yuan stopped the car and asked curiously.

An aunt sighed and said, "I don't know who parked the car here, blocking the way of others. His wife is pregnant and bleeding profusely. If this continues, one corpse and two lives will be lost... Sigh..."

So this is ah!

Indeed, this kind of illegal parking is disgusting!

"Let me try!" Qiao Yuan said.

The aunt looked puzzled.

"Young man, you will pick... No, unlock the lock?"

"Aunt, you don't know that, we do takeaways, and we don't have too many skills!" Qiao Yuan laughed.

Then motioned to everyone to move away.

Turn around and come to the black car.

unlock?

Open the fart lock!

Overturn directly!

Qiao Yuan rolled up his yellow sleeves, picked up the chassis with both hands, and lifted it vigorously.

"Get up!"

Under the big drink, the whole car was knocked over suddenly.

...

Everyone was quiet for a while, which was a scene no one expected.

The young man who took the photo was stunned.

"I've heard that the delivery guy is omnipotent, but I didn't expect his skills to be so biased!"

"Brother, thank you..."

The man on the side reacted and hurriedly cried and thanked him.

"It's okay, take your wife to the hospital quickly!"

Watching the man drive away from the community, Qiao Yuan was about to go upstairs.

...

Coming to the elevator, Qiao Yuan pressed the button on the 30th floor, ignoring the sign that the deliveryman was not allowed to enter.

Ding~

The elevator door opened, and Qiao Yuan found the corresponding room number.

dong dong dong~

"Hello, takeaway!"

After a long time, there was no response inside.

"Are you there? The iron beef noodles you asked for have arrived, double cilantro."

"Is there anyone who needs help?"

"Did you faint?"

"I happen to know a little bit of medical skills. My ancestor was a famous surgeon. You know Guan Yu? My ancestor scraped his bones for him..."

crunch~

A harsh, high-pitched voice sounded.

The door opened.

...

Qiao Yuan reached out and pushed the door to enter. The light in the room was dark, but he could barely see clearly.

A very simple and well-decorated house!

The living room is very dirty, as if no one has lived in it for a long time, and there is a strange smell.

Qiao Yuan frowned slightly, because he smelled another disgusting smell from this dusty smell.

Rotten taste!

His eyes gradually moved to the right.

On the balcony, beside the closed curtains... The four heads were quietly placed there.

The smell comes from there.

The expressions of the four heads were hideous, the skin was festering, but the eyes were still staring.

Even more frightening, a hole appeared in his head.

There are four flowers on it!

The blood red flowers are very bright and enchanting.

The flowers are swaying and have a strong special smell.

It seemed to sense that someone was approaching, and four small flower buds bloomed.

Four human faces emerged.

Pain, twist... it seems to be roaring something.

Bloody tears continued to ooze from the corners of the four human faces, and those eyes were full of despair and helplessness.

...

At this moment, a strange voice came.

tick tock...tick tock...

Qiao Yuan turned his body to the left.

It was the sound from the bathroom...it was like the faucet wasn't turned on.

Water droplets kept falling from the inside, hitting the floor and splashing a little bit of water, making a crisp collision sound, making the whole room seem very quiet.

"Is it the takeaway boy?"

A woman's voice came from the bathroom.

"Yes, I'm here to deliver the takeaway!" Qiao Yuan agreed, and then put the takeaway on the table.

He didn't expect it to be a female alien spirit.

And... still taking a shower!

"Brother takeaway, can you go to my bedroom to get a piece of clothing, just the ice silk suspender nightdress, I forgot to take it..."

A seductive voice sounded.

"No problem!" Qiao Yuan agreed, then approached the bathroom with a knife.

This bloodthirsty Variant requires quite a lot!

This kind of Variant Spirit, even covering a piece of white cloth Qiaoyuan would feel superfluous.

What kind of suspenders should I wear, even if I go down with a knife, even its mother can't recognize it.

Blindness is hypocrisy!

...

Ahead, as Qiao Yuan gradually approached, he finally saw the figure clearly.

The frosted glass reflects the figure of a woman, the exquisite and graceful curves outline a wonderful body, and the slender and straight legs...

Such a perfect body, I don't know how many knives it can resist!

"What are you doing, why are you holding a knife?"

Perhaps Qiao Yuan's movements did not restrain, and the woman in the bathroom made a suspicious voice.

Through the frosted glass, you can see that the figure inside is surrounded by his hands, as if he is afraid of something.

"Isn't this what you asked me to bring a knife?"

"Our takeaways pay attention to warm service and customer first!"

"Remember to give me a five-star review!"

As Qiao Yuan spoke, his eyes began to turn red, and the big knife in his hand began to wrap around in blue light, and his whole body exuded a terrifying and dangerous aura.

"Your eyes are not right, you want to kill me?"

"How is it possible, I just want to try if my knife is sharp..."

"You kill me, my husband will kill you!"

Qiao Yuan's figure suddenly stopped.

have a husband?

Doesn't this mean that there is a certain probability that there is a second alien spirit?

Or...wait a little longer?

Find her husband and clean it up together?

As the saying goes, husbands and wives are birds of the same forest and die together when disaster strikes.

In an instant, Qiao Yuan put away the big knife, and his red eyes returned to normal.

...

"So there is a husband! Misunderstanding... In fact, I saw the sound of dripping water just now, thinking that the water pipe must be broken, and came here to fix the water pipe for you... How long will your husband be back?"

"How about you give your husband a call?"

Qiao Yuan inserted the knife back into his back.

Then the bathroom door opened.

A woman with a pure face wrapped in a bath towel walked out.

Sure enough... the Variant Spirit's words are unbelievable, saying that he has no clothes.

fraud!

Hu~

Immediately, a red mist spewed out of the woman's mouth and rushed towards Qiao Yuan's face.

Fragrant, seductive, comfortable...

It's like a full body massage, very relaxing.

Slowly, Qiao Yuan's eyes began to blur, and the whole person seemed to fall into some kind of hallucination.

"Little brother, do you want my husband to come back?" The woman showed a confident smile.

"Of course." Qiao Yuan said blankly.

Da da……

With bare feet, the woman twisted her body and slowly approached Qiao Yuan, her body exuding an alluring scent of shower gel.

Suddenly... the woman's foot slipped, and her whole body fell on Qiao Yuan.

Qiao Yuan: "..."

...

Time seemed to stop at this moment.

"Little brother, are you lonely?" The woman approached Qiao Yuan's ear and said in a seductive tone.

"Don't do this, you still call your husband." Qiao Yuan said.

The woman let out a chuckle.

"Little brother, I didn't expect you to play like this..."

"If I made this call, how would you repay me?"

As the woman spoke, the hands on Qiao Yuan's shoulders began to be dishonest.

On the balcony, the four alternative potted plants began to sway wildly.

Do not……

Or rather it was trembling!

The four human faces looked at the scene now, as if they had stimulated something.

The whole flower begins to wither.

Variation occurred.

The woman who embraced Qiao Yuan began to emit a gloomy aura, and then her nails began to turn red and elongated, and a vicious look flashed in her eyes.

Just as it was about to cut open Qiao Yuan's skin, suddenly... a tingling sensation came from his back.

...

"I'm quite serious. You hug me... I can bear it, but if you touch my hook, I can't bear it!"

Qiao Yuan's palms began to heat up, and then they slammed against the back of the alien spirit.

"Ah~"

The woman let out a shrill scream, and a lot of blue smoke rose from her back.

Then Qiao Yuan grabbed the alien spirit's long hair and pulled it hard. With the sound of a broken neck, the woman's head was completely folded in half, and a twisted and vicious face appeared in front of him.

"Let you call your husband, are you deaf?"

A burst of power instantly erupted in both arms, throwing them aside.

Bang!

The woman's body hit the wall like a boulder, making a dull crashing sound.

Qiao Yuan walked over quickly, stepped on his body, and suddenly blood splattered.

Then grab the coriander from the takeaway box.

"Open your mouth, this is the coriander you want!"

"Eat, give me something to eat!"

...

A minute later, Qiao Yuan washed his hands in disgust, looking at the alien spirit with his mouth full of coriander.

"Is coriander delicious?"

Below, the Variant Spirit shivered, and there was a trace of fear in his eyes.

"Now, I'll count to three, call your husband, right away, right away!"

"You can only live by cheating your husband over here!"

The woman with blood on her face tremblingly picked up her mobile phone and dialed a number.

beep~

Soon, the phone was connected.

"Hey, wife, why are you calling?" A young man's voice came from the other end of the phone.

"It's alright, I just missed you... The water pipe at home just cracked, I hired a plumber, and my body is fresh, come back soon..."

On the other end of the phone, the man's breathing became rapid.

"Good wife, you boil the water first, and I'll be right back!"

"Remember to bring cilantro!"

"Of course, double coriander, your favorite!"

The phone was hung up, and the woman looked at Qiao Yuan fearfully.

"Sir, you can just kill my husband, but don't kill me?"

Qiao Yuan: "Look at your performance!"

...

The next time was torture.

There are many hobbies of this supernatural being... I like to plant flowers on people's heads, I like to eat coriander, I like to pick a takeaway brother to start with...

The first four delivery boys were all killed without resisting the temptation.

In the words of this Variant Spirit, it is wrong for it to kill people, but are those takeaway brothers right?

If they didn't have evil thoughts in their hearts, it wouldn't be like this!

Typical victim guilt theory!

Qiao Yuan's backhand is two big mouths.

"It's your fault that I hit you. Why do you have a head? If you don't have a head, I won't hit you in the face, understand?"

Towel Variant Spirit: "??????"

pop~

"This slap is because you stared at me. If you don't stare at me, I won't hit you. You are wrong!"

"This slap is because you're wearing too little!"

"This slap is because you're not looking at me!"

"..."

...

After half an hour.

Tired of fighting, Qiao Yuan finally stopped, and by the way, he overtook the four alternative potted plants on the balcony.

"You call your husband again!"

After such a long time, the other Variant Spirit has not come back, did you find something?

Can't let it run away!

The towel Variant Spirit crawled on the ground and nodded in fear.

"Don't expose!" Qiao Yuan threatened.

The towel Variant nodded frantically.

"I'm not only talking about the voice, but also the clothes, even the alien spirits should be dignified!"

Towel Variant Spirit: "..."

"Husband, where are you?"

"Wife, I'm almost there, just downstairs, the signal is not good here, Gou Ri's takeaway..."

Phone signal disappeared completely disconnected.

After a few minutes.

The towel Variant Spirit instantly felt a scorching gaze staring at him.

Turning his head, it was Qiao Yuan with red eyes.

"I thought about it carefully, why is your stomach moving when you call?"

"Are you using ventriloquism?"

"what……"

Suddenly, a shrill scream sounded.

Qiao Yuan's blue sword suddenly slashed at the bath towel spirit.

A bloody head flew out and fell to the ground with a bang, and the body of the towel Variant Spirit fell softly in front of Qiao Yuan.

Qiao Yuan's face was cold, looking at the alien spirit in front of him, its eyes were full of viciousness, staring at Qiao Yuan, opened his mouth but didn't say a word.

"Singing double reeds, it's interesting!"

After a few knives, this Variant Spirit instantly vanished into ashes.

[Energy value +38]

...

I just called and said it was downstairs, and now a few minutes have passed, even if I climbed, I crawled back.

Qiao Yuan was 90% sure that there was no such husband from beginning to end.

There is only this alien spirit!

It just uses its special ability to imitate another voice and delay time.

The alien spirit is really cunning.

Waste half a day of your time!

Picking up the Variant Spirit's phone, Qiao Yuan clicked to confirm receipt, and then gave a five-star praise.

"The noodles are delicious, the beef is very big, I ordered it for the first time, and I am very satisfied. Of course... The service of the takeaway boy is also very good, very enthusiastic, and handsome..."

After the five-star praise, Qiao Yuan left the room and told the Security Bureau what happened here, and their professionals would handle the follow-up issues.

...

Ding~

The elevator door opened.

"Gou Ri's takeaway, the elevator buttons on the 30 floors of elevators have all been pressed. In the future, the takeaway will dare to appear in front of my eyes and see me..."

A lame man came out cursing, carrying a bundle of coriander and a takeaway box in his hand.

Suddenly, the man raised his head and saw Qiao Yuan.

The atmosphere instantly froze.

After a stalemate for two seconds, the man seemed to realize something, and the man frowned slightly.

"Seeing one... I'll say it's hard work!"

The man squeezed an embarrassed smile from the corner of his mouth, and then bypassed Qiao Yuan.

Qiao Yuan also fell into contemplation.

Think about it carefully...

I was wrong!

I have wronged that Variant Spirit, it does have a husband!

...

The lame man walked step by step, and his body trembled slightly when he passed by the door.

Without any hesitation, I took the coriander to the end.

dong dong dong~

Knock on the other door.

"Can't see me, can't see me, I have nothing to do with the person in the room, I live next door!"

"Damn, how can there be an awakened here, I don't know anything, calm down... calm down... open the door for me!"

The lame alien roared inwardly.

pat~

A hand rested on its shoulder.

"Friend, you went wrong, where is your home!"

Qiao Yuan pointed to the bath towel foreign spirit home.

The lame Variant Spirit froze.

"I didn't kill, I swear!"

Thump~

The coriander was scattered on the ground, and at the same time, the takeaway box also fell to the ground.

A human head fell out of it.

"Well, I believe you!"

Qiao Yuan supported the lame Variant Spirit and walked back into the bath towel Variant Spirit room.

Then closed the door.

[Energy value +38]