This Simplification Is Too Outrageous

At the same time, the XX City Security Bureau.

Bai Jin picked up the phone, stared at the computer with a solemn expression, as if he was waiting for something.

Soon, one message after another filled the computer screen.

[The Security Bureau of City A has locked the target]

[Security Bureau of City B has locked the target]

[C City Security Bureau has locked the target]

"..."

"action!"

Following Bai Jin's order, the patrols in various cities were dispatched collectively, and they were doomed to have no sleep tonight.

What followed was a long wait. A few hours later, people reported the battle situation one after another on the computer screen.

"City A has successfully arrested a buyer. A large amount of criminal evidence was found at the scene, and another strange object was confiscated. No one was injured. Under special circumstances, the buyer suddenly went crazy and jumped to his death..."

"City B successfully arrested two buyers and confiscated two strange items. The buyer suddenly went berserk, attacked the patrollers, and was shot to death..."

"The awakened buyer in City C is insane, suspected to be contaminated, one strange thing was confiscated, and three patrolmen died..."

"..."

...

According to the information compiled by the woman in the group, within a very short period of time, Bai Jin notified the patrols in various cities to ambush and arrest.

At this time, he also received a message from Qiao Yuan, and sure enough... There is no weird thing in the world that has no side effects at all.

After Sun Lan's death, the side effects of those transfers got out of control and transferred back again, and the pollution they brought was even more serious.

The arrests in most cities went smoothly, except for a very few cases where the situation was not controlled after the death of the old woman, causing the side effects to return to the buyer, causing unnecessary casualties.

And the number of weird things is as high as twelve!

In order to prevent these weird things from being circulated again, Bai Jin gave an order after thinking about them to recycle them in a unified manner.

...

woo woo~

At this moment, the phone rang, and Qiao Yuan sent a message, asking him to come over before destroying the weird thing.

After reading the information, Bai Jin showed a surprised expression.

"why?"

Qiao Yuan: "I met a fortune-teller half-immortal, and he taught me a method of invulnerability. As long as I destroy enough weird things, a special evil spirit will be formed on me, and weird things will be destroyed in the future." Anything that meets me will fail.”

Bai Jin: "..."

On the phone, Bai Jin really wanted to persuade Qiao Yuan that feudal superstition should not be listened to.

But after thinking about it, after all, Qiao Yuan has made such a great contribution, so it's not a big problem to let someone destroy it instead of destroying it.

After he comes over, I will do the work of mental construction for him. He who has a bright future can't be fooled by some magic sticks.

"Okay, I can arrange for you to destroy it, but the entire destruction process must be under my supervision. This is the rule of the Security Bureau. It's not that I don't trust you..."

Qiao Yuan: "No problem, just supervise, take a high-definition camera and shoot me in the face!"

"..."

A few days later, Qiao Yuan happily drove to the destruction site, and under Bai Jin's bewildered expression, destroyed these weird things.

Most of them are low-level, and there are only a few middle-level items. Presumably, old women would not be willing to sell real good things.

A total of 280 special energy points were obtained for this destruction.

It is much more convenient to have them collected by the Security Bureau in a unified manner than to search for them one by one according to the list.

After returning home in a hurry, Qiao Yuan began to count the harvest.

Current normal energy value: 210

Special energy value: 650

...

Almost all the strange things encountered in this event, so the normal energy value has not changed.

Seeing such a large number of special energy values, Qiao Yuan immediately prepared to upgrade all the strange things in his hand.

Sly Knife...Upgrade!

Wei Tianping...upgrade!

During this process, Qiao Yuan discovered a special situation. Not all strange things consume the same amount of special energy to upgrade.

It is also a mid-level weird thing, and the gap is also obvious.

Generally speaking, Sly Balance \u003e Sly Knife \u003e Sly Gate.

For a while, there were only 420 special energy points left.

So far, all my weird things have been upgraded to top-level mid-level weird things, and I am only one step away from breaking through to advanced levels.

After estimating his current strength, the spirits with sixth-level strength were just helping him to enjoy himself.

Putting away the weird things, Qiao Yuan continued to practice.

"What's the smell, so fragrant?"

"Qiao Yuan, you..."

"Your body smells so good..." Li Xiaoling, who came out of the bedroom, poked her head and sniffed vigorously.

Qiao Yuan: "..."

...

"Don't make trouble, go after your drama."

Qiao Yuan only thought that Li Xiaoling was joking, so he turned his back to continue practicing, but he didn't realize that Li Xiaoling had put down the tablet in his hand, looking at him with longing in his eyes.

A small mouth also gradually opened, sticking out his tongue and licking his lips.

"Qiao Yuan, you smell so sweet..."

"I really want to bite you..."

Qiao Yuan: "..."

Turning his head in doubt, one person and one strange spirit looked at each other for a few seconds. Seeing that Li Xiaoling's expression didn't seem to be joking, Qiao Yuan raised his arm and sniffed, but there was no special smell.

Is it too masculine?

After washing in the bathroom, Qiao Yuan found that Li Xiaoling's eyes had not changed.

what's the situation?

When did I become so attractive?

Wait, Li Xiaoling, what kind of eyes do you have!

Why are you licking your tongue!

Why are you drooling, why are there peach blossoms in your eyes! ! ! !

Your expression... seems perverted! ! ! ! !

...

At this moment, Li Xiaoling finally couldn't bear it anymore, wiped her lips, and walked towards her step by step.

"Li Xiaoling, I advise you to be cautious, your eyes are very strange!"

"Did you take the wrong medicine?"

At this moment, Qiao Yuan finally realized that something was wrong, Li Xiaoling was not like this usually.

Is there something wrong with Li Xiaoling or something wrong with me?

Under the inner vision of mental power, Qiao Yuan checked his body, his heartbeat was like a drum, strong and powerful, and his kidney qi was exuberant.

The whole body is full of essence and active vitality, healthy and strong!

However, when Qiao Yuan's mental power spread to the door, he suddenly found an abnormality, and was immediately taken aback.

"Fuck, old woman, you're still alive!"

At the door, the disfigured old woman was standing there, looking straight at herself.

This can be resurrected, it's too perverted!

"Li Xiaoling, it's dangerous here, run away!"

Kicking over Li Xiaoling who wanted to hug him, Qiao Yuan immediately drew his knife and slashed at the old woman.

...

swipe swipe~

Ten minutes later, Qiao Yuan, who took back the Sly Knife, realized something. This didn't seem to be an old woman, nor could it be called a ghost, nor was it a Sly, she was more like a holographic projection.

can not touch.

And the fragrance that Li Xiaoling said was caused by it?

"It smells so good, Qiao Yuan...let me eat it, okay..."

Li Xiaoling pounced on her, but was easily dodged by Qiao Yuan.

"Li Xiaoling, calm down!"

There was an old woman projecting in the front, and Li Xiaoling who took the wrong medicine in the back, what is going on! ! !

"I'm calm, Qiao Yuan, be careful!" Li Xiaoling exclaimed.

Qiao Yuan looked back immediately, but nothing happened, only then did he realize that he was being played.

As soon as he turned around, Li Xiaoling was a hungry tiger, and fell from the sky and threw himself on the sofa.

"Qiao Yuan, you are so stupid, you believe this, and finally hold you down... Be obedient, let me bite you!"

Li Xiaoling showed an excited and perverted smile, staring at Qiao Yuan's body with radiant eyes.

...

Ah!

Li Xiaoling sat on Qiao Yuan's body and bit her mouth as soon as she opened her mouth. Qiao Yuan pinched Li Xiaoling's cheek with sharp eyes and quick hands.

Turning over quickly, the two sides rolled to the ground, the offense and defense switched, and Li Xiaoling was crushed below.

Immediately afterwards, Qiao Yuan's remaining hand reached for the belt.

Pull it out, tie it up and keep it from messing around.

...

At the same time, he took out the strange balance, and after paying a special energy value, Qiao Yuan got an answer.

It is a curse caused by high-level weird things!

Group of seven...old woman...advanced spooky stuff.

In an instant, Qiao Yuan remembered the words he heard in the secret place of Qin City before.

The director of the laboratory said that there was a high-level weird thing in the hands of the group of seven, but he didn't say who had it.

"It smells so good, I want to eat it, give me a bite, Qiao Yuan, please..."

The restrained Li Xiaoling jumped up and down, like a zombie in a movie, constantly clinging to Qiao Yuan's side, baring her sharp teeth and biting...

"What effect will this old woman's curse have on me?"

Qiao Yuan asked the question seriously, but Gui Tianping couldn't answer it. After thinking about it, Qiao Yuan decided to consult Bai Jin about this question.

Maybe the Security Bureau has a way.

Kaka~

The two rows of sharp teeth continuously bite, making a crisp sound.

Li Xiaoling, who was bound, still tried her best to get close to Qiao Yuan.

Qiao Yuan took a step back... Li Xiaoling took a step forward...

So one person and one ghost started to circle around the living room.

...

When he learned that Qiao Yuan was entangled by the "resurrected" old woman, he was also taken aback, and immediately began to check the files to ask other colleagues.

Half an hour later, Bai Jin finally got news.

"Qiao Yuan, I think I can be sure that you are cursed by a strange thing!"

"My brother told me about the previous trip to Qin City's secret realm. The director of the laboratory revealed that someone in the group of seven suspected of possessing a high-level weird thing. It is impossible to find out exactly who owns this strange object, but we have found out its source."

Bai Jin sent several files to Qiao Yuan.

Qiao Yuan watched while walking.

...

[Strange Perfume Incident - Advanced Strange Thing. 】

The bold red font proves the seriousness of this incident.

Qiao Yuan soon finished reading the first file, and it was indeed a high-level and strange thing, which first appeared half a year ago.

Crazy perfume!

The first owner was a fat middle-aged woman who got this thing by accident, and then she discovered that one of the functions of this strange perfume is to make the host glamorous, and it has great lethality to men.

It just needs to be made with human blood!

The indifference of her husband and the unfavorable life made her miserable, and finally she couldn't help the temptation and had her first attempt.

From that day on, there was no change in her appearance, but her charm began to be infinitely magnified.

All the opposite sex are fascinated by her, she is the star that everyone is looking forward to!

After tasting the sweetness of charm, the woman killed many people one after another, but slowly... she found that the amount of perfume needed to maintain her charm was increasing.

And once he stops, his skin will wither and age!

She can't live without this thing!

...

When the perfume ran out, she set her goal on her best friend, but because of losing the moisture of the perfume, her husband felt disgusted at the last moment, so he joined hands with her best friend to kill her.

A few days later, the husband and his girlfriend both reported to the police, claiming that they could meet the dead woman no matter where they were!

A patrol followed up the matter, but did not find the dead woman. After a few days of investigation, there was no Yin Qi left around the two, and everything was fine. The patrol suspected that the two had mental problems, so the case was closed.

The next day, the husband and best friend both died on the bed. After investigation, the patrolman caught the culprit, a strange spirit that sneaked in from outside.

After interrogation, the harmless ghost said that it was just passing by at that time, and then it was attracted by a strange fragrance, which fascinated it, and it seemed to be emitted by those two people.

It endured it at first, but the smell became stronger and stronger, and finally it couldn't control it, so it ate the two of them.

...

This is the earliest recorded file, and no weird things were found on the scene at that time.

The next file came a month later, and there was also a woman who was excluded by the world due to a birth defect, who used a strange perfume. After several kills, she was radiant with charm.

Later, due to too many deaths in the local area, a patrolman took over the case. After a few days of investigation, he quickly targeted the woman and successfully killed the woman.

The incident ends here.

The strange perfume disappeared.

A few days later, the patrolman was exposed during a sleeper mission.

It was almost perfect lurking, but it was still discovered by the ghosts!

The last sentence of the bloodthirsty ghost who was killed afterwards was...he smells so good, I really want to eat him!

His dying wish was to bite a piece of his flesh!

Otherwise, it will not be reconciled to death!

From then on, as long as the patrol is in a ghost event, the ghost will always regard him as the first target.

The reason is that he exudes a strange fragrance!

Things got worse in the end, and the patrolman also claimed to have seen the flawed man he had killed before.

But no one else can see it.

In the following period of time, the patrolman was attacked by a large number of ghosts, and finally one died accidentally one night.

Was bitten to death by a female ghost crawling on the bed.

...

There are several other files like this, and the results are the same. These victims will emit a strange fragrance, which will attract the ghosts of the past, and regard them as the first target.

After the archives were sorted out, and after investigation by the Security Bureau, there were only two things that could be confirmed.

First, the person who killed the person who used the perfume will be cursed, and the manifestation of this curse is usually... the projection of the person who killed the person will always appear beside the victim.

Second, this special fragrance only attracts the spirits, and is full of temptation to the spirits.

...

In the end, Bai Jin suggested to Qiao Yuan to stay away from the area where the strange spirit incidents frequently occur, and it is not easy to move until the source of the strange thing is found, otherwise he will be targeted by the spirit.

In addition, he will find a way to find the source, rescue himself, and even propose that in order to protect his own safety, he knows several safe houses established by the security bureau. If Qiao Yuan agrees, he will immediately arrange to move in.

Although "freedom" will be lost, there is no need to worry about security.

After Qiao Yuan tactfully refused, she put away her phone and looked at the old woman again, she was still so terrifying.

Apart from his figure, he is useless, he can be regarded as a back killer.

"You old woman, you never forget to curse me when you die!"

"Give me a buff that attracts spirits."

"You scare me so much!"

"..."

Seeing that he only had 210 normal energy points left, Qiao Yuan grinned and almost cramped from laughter.

...

This old woman provided herself with a special energy value during her lifetime. After her death, she was affected by a high-level strange thing, turned into a curse, and emitted a strange fragrance...

Some people died, but she was still alive...

Looking at the old woman's projection, Qiao Yuan clicked a song on his mobile phone and put it next to the old woman's ear.

"Listen to me, thank you, because of you, the four seasons are warm..."

"Fuck, Li Xiaoling, what are you doing!"

Behind him, Li Xiaoling finally broke free from the belt, seized the opportunity to hug Qiao Yuan tightly, bit his arm, and interrupted Qiao Yuan's musical thanks.

"Ah...why can't bite at all!!!"

Li Xiaoling shook his head frantically, and started the crocodile's death roll, but still couldn't break through the defense.

Qiao Yuan took the opportunity to open Li Xiaoling's mouth, looking at Li Xiaoling's appearance, he was secretly surprised, the effect of attracting strange fragrance is too good!

Kaba~

Li Xiaoling bit Qiao Yuan's arm again, and because of too much force, her painful teeth chattered for a while, looking embarrassed.

Seeing that the arm couldn't be bitten, Li Xiaoling changed his strategy again, hugged Qiao Yuan's thigh, laughed wildly twice, and bit down with jagged teeth.

Kaka~

Teeth smoking.

The thigh is not good, continue to change positions and bite!

Li Xiaoling continued to attack from multiple angles, causing Qiao Yuan to have a headache.

Is it possible that I can't go home from now on?

The scent was so strong that even Li Xiaoling couldn't bear it, so it wouldn't work if it went on like this.

Looking at the projection of the old woman, while enduring Li Xiaoling's harassment, Qiao Yuan picked up the belt and tightened his pants while thinking seriously. First of all, he can be sure that all his attacks can't hurt her.

And no one else can see the curse, even the ghosts can only smell the special fragrance.

...

But essentially the fragrance emanates from the old woman.

In layman's terms, I am the aromatherapy machine, and the old woman is the perfume inside.

The aromatherapy machine itself does not emit fragrance, but only plays a role of diffusion.

fragrance?

special breath?

Qiao Yuan's eyes lit up, and he quickly took out a concealing talisman and pasted it on.

This thing is to cover up all special auras, and Qiao Yuan is not sure if it has any effect, but a miraculous scene happened.

It obviously couldn't touch it, but the concealment talisman was firmly attached to its forehead.

"Ah... the fragrance has faded, Qiao Yuan, you have faded..." Li Xiaoling rode on Qiao Yuan's back and bit Qiao Yuan's neck.

effective!

Qiao Yuan quickly took out a few more and pasted them on its ugly face.

Paste it all over!

Finally... the old woman's face was completely covered by the spell, and at this moment Li Xiaoling also recovered, watching herself riding on Qiao Yuan, and the rows of teeth marks... fell into deep thought.

"Qiao Yuan, who bit you?"

"I was bitten by a dog!"

"Where's the dog?"

"The dog is talking."

So sleepy, today's chapter will resume tomorrow