This Simplification Is Too Outrageous

Under the night, a corner of the city's outline was erased, and it looked a little lonely and deserted. Occasionally, only the roar of two or three cars passing by could be heard.

On the side of a certain road, a well-dressed woman with short hair and a pretty face was quietly looking at her mobile phone and waiting.

An Yueting is a college student who has just graduated. At a young age... With her intelligence and diligence, she has successfully gained a firm foothold in a high-paying unit with a bright future.

As an orphan, she is very satisfied to have this achievement today.

But today, who is always optimistic, she is a little absent-minded, with a little melancholy in her brows.

Until a high-beam light flickered in the distance, pulling her back to reality in a trance.

After checking the license plate number, it was the car I had booked on the Internet.

An Yueting tidied up the contents of the small bag, opened the car door and sat down in the back row.

"Hello, please tell me the last number of your phone."

An Yueting said the four-digit tail number, the verification was successful, and the driver finally confirmed it again.

"Is it XX repair shop?"

An Yueting hummed.

...

The car was driving smoothly, when An Yueting's cell phone rang, it was from her best friend.

"Don't worry, you'll be fine. You go to bed early. My phone is out of battery. See you tomorrow."

After a brief chat, An Yueting looked at the red battery, hung up the phone, and began to enjoy the night view of the city.

Not long after, An Yueting suddenly felt a pain in her back. Looking through the flickering light from the outside, she found that there was a big hole in the seat, and the skeleton inside was pressing against her.

"Master, there is a hole in your rear seat."

An Yueting reminded that the driver was really careless, but luckily he met her, otherwise the other passengers would have complained long ago because of the skeleton inside.

"Let me see... hiss... Really, it should be done by the last passenger, thank you beauty, I will find a place to fix it later." The driver said.

An Yueting nodded, then moved her body to the other side, leaning against the seat with her whole body, warm and soft... very comfortable, as if being hugged by someone.

She didn't expect such a comfortable leather seat in such a humble car.

Unknowingly, An Yueting fell asleep.

...

Bang Dang~

I don't know how long it took, the car shook violently, and then a sudden brake made An Yueting wake up from her dream, and her whole head hit the front seat heavily.

"Beauty, I'm sorry, the road ahead is under construction..."

"These engineering teams are really serious. This road has been repaired for a month and it still can't be repaired..."

"Give me this money, and I'll fix it in a week..."

The driver was cursing while explaining, complaining about these engineering teams who took money and didn't do practical things.

An Yueting rubbed her forehead, looked at the staff who were in command of the construction in the distance, and didn't care, and said casually that it would not be a hindrance.

After going through the bumpy road, An Yueting touched her ear and found that one earring was missing. It should have fallen under the car due to the bumps just now.

After bending over and searching for a long time, An Yueting gave up completely because the phone was out of battery and couldn't find it for a while, since it wasn't worth anything anyway.

Continue to lean on the soft sofa, thinking about what will happen after getting out of the car in her mind, as the time slowly passed, An Yueting suddenly glanced at her watch, an hour has passed before she knew it, and she still hasn't reached her goal land.

Suddenly she had a bad feeling, and turned her head to look out the car window... The road was empty, and there was no car in sight for a long time, and even a certain area was completely deserted.

This is not like a city road, but like a remote suburb!

Looking forward, the driver's entire figure was hidden in the darkness, and even his face was covered by shadows, making it impossible to see his appearance at all.

What does the driver look like?

It seems that I haven't noticed it all the time.

An Yueting felt vaguely uneasy in her heart, because she had checked this section of the road before getting in the car, and it would not take an hour at all.

Could it be that he got into a black car?

Yes, it must be!

...

An Yueting, who was alone, held the small bag tightly. At the moment, her mobile phone was out of battery, and she was surrounded by deserted suburbs. She could not show any abnormalities.

"Master, how long will it be?"

"Hurry up, there was an accident on the road on the navigation, I chose a small road to take a shortcut..."

The driver's calm voice came from the cab.

But the more she couldn't see that face clearly, the more flustered An Yueting felt.

Finally... There was a glimmer of light ahead, and several small stall trucks appeared within sight, and there were several passers-by who were eating.

"Stop the car, I'm going to get off here." An Yueting said.

Black or not, she had to get off, and she trusted her instincts.

The cab driver froze for a moment.

"Beauty, I haven't arrived yet... Hey, hey, don't jump out of the car, I'll stop..."

Seeing An Yueting's posture about to jump off the car, the driver had no choice but to stop by the side of the road because he was afraid that she would get hurt or that she would yell at pedestrians.

After paying the money, An Yueting came to the stall full of barbecue smells, and the passers-by around brought her a little warmth. After stopping for a while, she finally saw the online car-hailing car in the distance disappearing from sight. within range.

After waiting for a while, I looked at my watch and saw that the appointed time was almost here.

An Yueting looked around, and because her phone was out of battery, she chose a taxi.

After standing at the intersection and waiting for a long time, a taxi finally stopped in front of me, and a female passenger stepped down from the back seat.

Seeing this scene, An Yueting finally felt relieved, so she quickly waved her hand.

After sitting in the back row, I told the driver XX repair shop.

...

This time the driver was a woman with long hair. After driving the navigation, the car drove away from the scene quickly.

Watching the night outside the window return to normal, An Yueting suddenly felt a little painful in her buttocks while driving.

Reach out and touch.

A string of earrings.

Wait...why is it so familiar?

Taking off the earring on her right ear, An Yueting's eyes narrowed under the light of the street lights outside. This is actually the one she lost.

But... isn't that string of earrings of mine in the online car-hailing car?

An Yueting touched her back...and found a hole.

When she realized something, it was too late.

After a long time, the taxi stopped at an intersection, because there was a couple waving in front of them.

"Master, go to the hotel."

After getting in the car, the man leaned tiredly on the seat, and suddenly felt his whole body was warm.

"Master, is your seat made of real leather? It's soft, warm, and very comfortable."

The driver turned his back and said, "I just changed it."

...

In the morning, the sun shines all over the earth.

The old liar got up early in the morning, boarded the tricycle and started towards the target location. After a closer look, it was not difficult to find that there was no medicinal wine from the past on the tricycle, and there were only some fortune-telling equipment on the tricycle.

Today, he does not sell medicinal wine, but focuses on fortune-telling, because the medicinal wine purchased online yesterday has not yet arrived.

Putting on the pre-purchased fortune-telling suit and sunglasses, the old liar came to the bottom of the most famous overpass nearby.

He thought he had come early enough, but when he arrived, he realized that the good position had already been taken. In desperation, he chose a marginal position.

"Don't miss it when you pass by. I am a Wu Banxian. I have known it for five hundred years. I have known it for five hundred years. I have known it for five hundred years. I know everything... Touch your hands to know your fortune, touch your face to know your marriage, the first order is free, and you will never be deceived..."

After recording the sound, the old liar put the big speaker on the tricycle.

To do business, the most important thing is to shout!

Looking at the peers around him, everyone is calm and relaxed, with an air of immortality, and looks like an expert who doesn't care about world affairs. He used to be the same, but now... his life span has greatly increased, and he has lost this advantage. He couldn't shake it, so he decided to take a slanted sword!

Attract customers first!

Sure enough, some passers-by cast curious glances. Under this overpass, a bunch of fortune tellers, in terms of appearance... looked more unpredictable than the other, but the old liar here... It's like a husky mixed with a pack of wolves .

Not long after, the first person to eat crabs finally appeared. The old liar immediately began to use his universal formula, added some good words, and successfully fooled the past.

Hearing that, the customer smiled, and immediately took out his mobile phone to scan the code, but the old liar also pointed to the speaker in a very principled manner, saying that the first order is free.

This action attracted everyone's admiration, and then some people began to tell fortunes, and slowly... the old liar's business gradually improved.

...

Different from other fortune tellers, in the old liar, there is no bloody disaster or ill-fated fate, but only wealth and safety in the future, longevity and health, a happy marriage, and a pair of children and grandchildren...

With a few words, those who come to fortune-telling will smile and even pay extra money for fortune-telling.

Although this behavior is defined as nonsense by some colleagues, they have to admit that they are envious of seeing the sound of the old liar's mobile phone receiving money one after another.

Until the evening, when I picked up my phone to check my balance, the old liar laughed from ear to ear.

Harvest!

The truth sometimes hurts people. Even if he tells the truth about the things that are preordained in the dark, it can't change anything. Sometimes not only can't get the money, but the fortune-teller will find trouble...

Most of these fortune-telling people didn't really want to tell their fortunes, they just wanted to comfort them, and he simply satisfied them.

As for others finding out that his calculations were inaccurate in the future, he would have disappeared long ago!

Humming a good day, the old liar put away the stall happily.

At this time, two figures appeared in front of the old liar.

"Sorry, the stall is closed today, everyone hurry up tomorrow..."

"Your name is Wu Yong, right? Please come with us."

The old liar who was cleaning up was stunned. The fortune-telling fee at home is quite a lot, and it looks like he can make a good fortune today.

"Where are you going? My appearance fee is not cheap. Who is your boss?"

"The Public Security Bureau!"

"There is still a boss surnamed Zhi these days?"

"Public Security Bureau!!!!!!"

The old liar's face suddenly changed.

...

trial room.

The two security officers stared at Wu Yong, and repeatedly looked at the ID card in his hand. It showed that this person should be in his seventies this year, but why did it not match his actual appearance?

One of them was taking notes, and the other began to question the old liar.

"On February 14th, that is, from 8:00 p.m. to 4:00 a.m. the day before yesterday, where were you? What are you doing?"

The old liar rolled his eyes and said, "Sleep!"

"You lied! Do you want me to present the evidence in front of you! What the hell were you doing that night!" the sheriff slapped the table and shouted.

The old liar's heart skipped a beat. Looking at his expression and hearing his tone, he had committed a serious crime, and someone had obtained the evidence.

what happened?

Is it possible that my employer called the police for my fortune-telling nonsense?

There is no need for this.

Hiss...Could it be that the medicinal wine he sold killed someone?

The old liar suddenly thought of such a possibility, and this kind of battle will only happen if someone is killed.

But it doesn't make sense, the ones I buy are all produced by regular companies, with various tests and certifications, it is absolutely impossible to drink to death.

Things seem to be getting worse.

Even if you jump into the Yellow River, you won't be able to cleanse yourself!

The old liar immediately scratched his neck and shouted: "I won't say anything until my leader comes!"

The two sheriffs looked at each other.

Sure enough... there are accomplices!