This Slime is Poisonous

Archie looked through the window at the large wall clock on the opposite hall of Aunt Mao ’s house. The time was shown as 11:52 am. It is 8 minutes away from the opening of the global masterpiece "Dragon World".

Archie's face was anxious. The last time this anxiety was experienced was when Slag Lei downloaded 99.99%.

Archie looked back and continued to stare at the computer screen, which showed: "Dragon World" is being installed, please be patient: 87% ... The full-screen interface blocks the computer's time. As for the mobile phone, for Archie living in the online gaming world , It is not necessary, the key statement! Of course it is not unaffordable!

In order to ease the tension like a father outside the delivery room, Archie pushed away the air cushion chair that had no air cushion function, pacing back and forth in the room, looking back at the progress of the computer from time to time, the sweat soaked the yellow vest . The high temperature of 39 ℃ can't compare with Archie's passion for the game! With the game, everything is floating clouds! Again, it ’s important to state that it ’s not unaffordable!

Do n’t be nervous, as an Internet addicted teenager, how can you miss the innovative masterpiece of “Dragon World” which makes players all over the world crazy, what legendary holographic image is 100%, intelligent hosting without network management, 10,000 people team fight Open every day, just as many.

Due to the previous hot speculation and the exposure of the internal test, the game has not yet been opened. A certain treasure has been filled with orders from local tyrants to buy gold coins and green and blue outfits. It has always depended on a career in game life (survival) How can players (Internet addicted teenagers) not be aware of the huge business opportunities they have never seen before, and how can they miss this opening service gold for 1 minute!

In history, how many **** rely on this gold for one minute to get a quick step, get the artifact pet, and then second to second universe, to the peak of life!

Is it possible to be the protagonist depends on the CPU of this second-hand computer? Archie is very worried that the CPU will hang up due to high temperature and high intensity labor.

Compared to this hot weather, Archie was even more resentful about express brother.

"This XX express, although you know that there are many people buying holographic helmets, but you can't pinch it and send it one hour before the service!"

Of course, Archie will never admit that he only had enough money to order this trivial matter the day before.

"Dididi, Dragon World installation is complete, players can open the holographic helmet to enter the game, please do not turn off the computer during the game".

The game installation was finally completed. Archie rolled back to the seat in 0.8 seconds and put on the helmet. According to the intuition of the professional player's biological clock, there is still about 1 minute away from the suit, just in time.

This wave of operations, Archie feels that he can score 99 points for himself!

With a smug smile, Archie raised her lips and looked at the big clock at Aunt ’s house when she put on her helmet and showed her blindfold. 11:52 ...? ? ! ! ! ! Why is it 11:52! ?

Madam Mao, in the future, I ’ll contract the battery charge of your big wall clock! ! Tears in the corners of the eyes could not stop flying.

It's too late to feel sad. The legendary holographic helmet is really high-end. It only buffered for 2 seconds and entered the game. First, the game CG animation, various dragons flying, the warrior costume of the earth, and the dragon war is on the verge! Skip ... Professional players never watch the title!

Came to the character creation interface, the character is of course handsome and beautiful and strong, the background is beautiful and beautiful on the tall, shocked by it.

Wipe away tears, look forward, Aqiyouzai chooses occupations, slowly tour the introduction guides of various occupations, choose their favorite characters, not the professional player's spirit of excellence, but just breaking the jar! The system time in the upper right corner of the holographic screen, 12:11 minutes, Sheng is dazzling.

"Warrior, uh ~ good, can resist fight, operation difficulty is 2 stars, you can consider. The knight is also good, can resist fight, and can add blood ~~ Yo, this druid is good, can resist fight It can add blood and transform! "

"Which one should I trust ~ Forget it, random, professional players are so confident! Name? Random! Gender? Random! Appearance? Random! Size? Random! Faction? Random! Birthplace? Random! Random, random, random, random……"

Archie promotes the spirit of breaking the jar to the extreme! Random all the way to the end.

"Original attribute points are allocated, players please note that unallocated original attribute points will be randomly assigned by the system."

"I have to think about it ..."

"Character creation succeeded, entering the game ... please wait ..." A professional player's virtual base hand, with APM breaking through the inertial hand speed of 300, clicked random and directly entered the game ...

The tears are still dry, and the embankment will burst again!

As soon as the screen changed, Archie had entered the game, and the screen of this holographic game was definitely not a blow. Even the lowest holographic helmet, even if it had been enjoyed on the login interface, was still stunned.

The opening CG animation is not CG at all, but the recording of the game screen!

Staggered light and shadow, floating white clouds, the rustling sound of the wind blowing through the leaves, even the grunting of the slime moving, etc ... wait, why no player in the novice village, are all slimes? ? ! !

……

5 minutes later……

According to the novice operation guide and his observation and thinking, Archie finally confirmed one thing. He created a slime character. The character name is very fresh and refined. Random to "Seleme". The attributes are all for Virgo. Picky perfection,

Player: Selim

Strength: 1

Agility: 1

Intelligence: 1

Spirit: 1

Stamina: 1

Mobile: 11

The attributes of "Dragon World" are popular with the public, and are not new, strength affects physical attacks, agility affects evasion, sensitivity and a small amount of armor, intelligence affects spell attack and healing skills, spirit affects blue volume and various energy recovery speeds, physical impact Health, armor and magic resistance, movement affects movement speed.

Random attributes are so perfect, I really admire myself.

"Perfect your sister, admire a sister, how to play this crippled attribute!" This is already an obvious BUG. (Hey, your role is Slime, it ’s an obvious bug, okay, has nothing to do with attributes.)

Old professional player Archie skillfully landed on the official website, opened the BUG report guide, contacted customer service, entered his status, sent it, and indulged himself by a set of perfect and smooth operations.

"According to the official announcement, there are big rewards for reporting big bugs. Should I choose a house or a sports car? The house is more value-preserving, and the sports car shows its identity, which is really tangled."

After 10 minutes, Archie was bored in the slime heap while waiting for the customer service reply. By the way, it was observed that slime was omnivorous, because slime's belly is full of various small animals and weeds!

"Ding Dong ~", the system prompts, and finally waits for a reply.

"Hello, respected players, this game has been run by the intelligent host independently, without human customer service. The situation you have reported has been verified and verified. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com Thank you for your timely feedback. Forgiveness. After the intelligent system calculation, there are two solutions to choose from, please confirm and reply 1 or 2 ".

"Come here, the choice between the car and the house is still here, I haven't considered it yet", Archie smiled and looked down at the sliding virtual interface.

"One, according to the company's principle of" one helmet, one person, one character ", the game helmet has been bound to the player and cannot be rebuilt. The smart host will call Julong Group Co., Ltd. to reflect the situation and replace the player helmet for free. Please note that the minimum hologram currently available The helmet has been sold out. According to the latest news released by the company this morning, due to raw material problems, the production of holographic helmets has temporarily stopped. It is expected to restart production early next month. Players need to wait patiently. "

"Second, the intelligent system will automatically eliminate the impact of the BUG and will not affect the player's game experience. Please note: the player will continue to use the character, and the player will bear the consequences afterwards."

"What about the car, the house !?" Archie was furious.

No matter what, the problem still has to be solved. Of course, the wisest choice is to wait for the replacement of the game helmet, but as an online game boy, Archie, can spend this long time and persist until next month? Besides, there are more than 20 days. As a professional player, Archie knows that such a long time lag means that he will lag behind step by step. More importantly, he sold the previous game ’s property and bought the helmet ’s Archie, and Not so much food money until next month.

"2", it was difficult to reply to the system, Archie's eyes stared blankly at the sky,

"The car, the house, how are you gone ~~"

The sky floated back with a large line of characters and replied:

"The player has confirmed that the system is being upgraded in real time, please wait ..." The whole game suddenly became a dog.