This Slime is Poisonous

"Outside the nickname! The card owner is stuck, the Dragon Group Crawler server card owner!"

"Garbage Dragon Group, I am slaughtering dragons, returning my artifact, returning my dragon ride!"

"The upstairs bragging is big, the first person on my server is just brushing the giants of mountains and rivers, you even want to kill the dragon!"

"Slaughter the dragon to seek the group, seek the group, seek the group, strong MT warrior!"

…………

With a meal, Archie suddenly found that he finally stepped out of the primitive single-cell biological society and entered the civilized world. The regional channel was finally connected. It ’s gratifying.

"Drip, the player equipment system has been updated and can be used normally!"

"Drip, the player communication system has been updated and can be used normally!

"Drip, the player experience system has been updated and can be upgraded normally!"

"Drip, the player's main system has been updated and can be played normally. I wish you a happy game. For more updated content, please explore in the game."

Ah, good news one by one, I can finally play the game to solve the Internet addiction. I have been busy with the bug for a long time, and Archie's Internet addiction disorder is about to hold on.

"Huh, ignorant novice humans, let me slime the emperor to shock the whole novice village, ha ha ha!" Thinking of the player novice village suddenly appeared a slime to upgrade with them, how to attract attention, how Mysterious, and then on the hotspots of regional channels and news on the official website, Archie thinks this kind of setting is quite impressive.

"Should I prepare for the reporter's interview." Archie felt quite necessary.

With the completion of the update, the picture flows again, white clouds floating, leaves shaking, Slime running around ...

"Why am I still gathering at Slime? Shouldn't I be in Novice Village?"

"Okay, let's use our brains to solve this small problem." Archie gathered many years of online gaming experience and thought about solutions.

1. Open the wrong way, exit the game and re-enter. It's useless! Ah ~~ Slimes around seem to be more and more cute after watching for a long time.

2. Contact customer service GM for help. "Hello, according to the detection of the intelligent system, you can play normally, please explore the game world by yourself, and wish you a happy game." It seems that Archie has been released after the BUG is repaired.

3. Suicide to return to Dafa. Maybe it works! But what Fang Yuan saw was all slime, how to commit suicide.

As long as there is a direction of effort, the professional player's heart is firm. Archie controls his Selim, and ‘Gudong Gudong’ randomly chooses a direction to move. After all, his system map is dark and waiting to be explored.

"It is best to find the player novice village by the way."

Aki expressed his yearning for the world of human civilization when he was on his way.

Say that the movement speed of 11 o'clock really feels. Every time Selim crawls, he runs out of the distance. It is not the speed that the slim legs like Slime monsters should have! As there were fewer and fewer slimes and more and more trees, Archie knew he was about to run out of the border of the minimap.

"Ah ~~~?" There is a Husky in front! Around a bush, Archie looked at a gray wolf directly in front of him with a height of 30 cm.

Lives to death, no need to talk nonsense.

Archie looked to death for the first time.

"Your normal attack caused 1 mandatory physical damage to the gray wolf."

"The wolf bite caused 5 physical damage to you."

"The wolf bite caused 5 physical damage to you."

…… 10 seconds later

"You are dead."

"The original death of the holographic game is like this."

The gray and peculiar perspective of the soul after death has a nostalgic flavor in the world, just like the ancestral antique black and white TV that I watched with my grandfather when I was a kid!

Not busy looking at the scenery first, business matters.

The system prompts as expected and nothing new, 1, choose to return to the city to resurrect. (Consume 1% experience at current level, 1 stamina) 2. Choose to run the dead body to resurrect. (Consume 1% experience at current level)

It is easy to understand that 1 is directly resurrected in the city, and 2 requires the soul to run to the dead body next to life.

The death penalty of the Dragon World is not serious, otherwise it is really like the novel, if you die one level at a time and practice three days to upgrade one level, then everyone can enjoy the PK of Novice Village every day to the end of the world.

"The original physical strength is used to return to the city for free."

Archie's frail and sick Lime has exactly 1 point of physical strength available. The used physical strength is timed separately, and will recover after 24 hours.

Archie chooses 1, then ...

Is not beautiful. Then, I returned to the gradually familiar Slime gathering place ...

"Okay, it seems that I think it's too simple, that can only be a big move."

4, help Dafa off-site!

"Which kind-hearted hero tells the younger brother the coordinates of the novice village, run away and get lost" Archie expertly asked for help on the regional channel. (Why add the word proficient?)

But the **** of the system gave Archie a fatal blow. "Sorry, the regional channel only accepts the human language, elven language, dwarf language, and alliance common language. Please learn the relevant language in the game."

Hehehehe ...

Cangtian, is this a normal game? This is called BUG has been repaired. Say good to wish you a happy game?

Aqisheng had no way to open the character properties panel, and finally found the language bar in the corner: (Subject: Slime General Language.) Well, Archie is almost a waste of slime.

By the way, look at the equipment bar. Well, a wooden sword, a sackcloth trousers, a sackcloth suit, a reward gift bag, nothing new and nothing ...... Wait, gift bag?

After 3 minutes, Archie finally confirmed again and again that this is not another bug. After pulling 2000 entries on the system prompt bar, I finally found the information.

System message: "In order to maintain a fair, just and harmonious game environment, the intelligent system rewards game players who find and upload important BUG information for the first time. The game package of Selim is randomly issued with racial skills or equipment. Please rest assured to use. "

Since it is a system reward, then it is difficult to open the treasure box, ha ha ha!

"You have obtained the low-level skill of Slime: Strengthen digestion." "You have obtained a portable mailbox."

Low-level skills ... People should always have ideals. Look at the skill descriptions.

Archie took out the skill book, UU reading www.uukanshu.com opened the page,

"Strengthening digestion: Passive skills, Slime will digest food more effectively after learning."

Go to your digestive food! Who wants to learn those wild slimes to chew on turf and leaves! Archie was so angry that he threw the skill book on the ground.

"Papa" "You have learned to strengthen digestion." It turns out that the learning skill book was made by shooting, so amazing setting. Wonder girl, who wants to learn this ghost skill, the skill rewarded by the system is too stingy.

It is not the time to struggle with this kind of problem. What should be entangled is how to face the survival problem. Both the game and the reality survival problem are facing severe tests! Meal money, rent money, internet money ... Now I ca n’t get back to the human players, how to make money in the game, how to sell equipment, how to sell gold coins!

"Wait a minute, did you just open something?"

Portable mailbox: The magic miniaturized magic mailbox can use the mailbox function normally in the safe area and can be used repeatedly.

There is always a way out! The equipment can be sold, the gold coins can be sold, and there is hope in life! Everything is available, only equipment and gold coins are owed!

Hey, twists and turns! The game is finally on the right track. Since he is a slime, it seems that he has no tasks to take, and can only be upgraded through Daguai.

"Gudong dong gu dong dong" came a little deep and heavy moving sound.

"Selim, the great village head of Slime has a mission that needs your help."

Amount, I don't know when, a giant slime moved to Archie and issued a task with a big exclamation mark.

"Mayor Slime!" Archie wept.

"The system **** did not give up treating me!"