This Star Wants To Retire

Chen Luo, the top heavenly king, is very depressed now.

It's not because I'm in my forties, and I still sneak into the theater to watch movies with a group of children.

He was depressed because he hadn't won the ticket yet!

"Why are all the tickets for "Nezha" sold out!?"

It's only half past one in the afternoon.

Although most of the movie theaters during the Spring Festival are full, he is a big star after all, and he is also a big star with a high popularity. Therefore, he will definitely choose the late night show, and he will also buy a corner seat to do a good job. covert work.

However, there are three business districts next to his house, and the three movie theaters in the mall are hard to get a ticket for the late-night shows!

"Xindi Cinema is full at 10:50, and it's also full at 11:25!"

"Why does Bandung Cinema have so few films for "Nezha"?"

"It's really strange, the business district in the city center is so good?"

Obviously, for such a late show, it is likely that parents will not bring their children to watch the movie.

Then, there will undoubtedly be a majority of young audiences!

In fact, many young viewers are more annoying to bear children.

Some children are already noisy when they watch movies, and their parents are not good at disciplining them, or they are too lazy to discipline them and let them make noise.

"Nezha" is an animated movie after all, and there will definitely be a lot of younger audiences.

Instead of going to watch it with the kids, it's better to buy a late-night show and try to be quiet.

It is precisely because many young people have this kind of mentality, coupled with the small number of late-night shows of "Nezha", that it is really hard to find a ticket in some popular theaters.

Chen Luo had no choice but to pick up his phone and open his WeChat work group.

"Has any of you bought a movie ticket for "Nezha" in downtown Guangzhou?" he asked.

One-third of the people in his team are from Guangcheng, or have settled in Guangcheng.

In the group, Chen Luo's assistant Xiao Liu replied in seconds: "No, I don't consider watching "Nezha" at all for this year's Spring Festival movie."

After sending out, he swallowed, opened his ticket-buying app, and glanced at the three "Nezha" tickets he bought yesterday with a guilty conscience.

He loves the movie "The Return of the Great Sage", so he also has a strong interest in "Nezha".

However, my little Liu is Brother Luo's right-hand man!

How could I betray Luo Ge?

Who is Luo Mo?

That is Luo Ge's number one enemy in terms of work, the biggest competitor!

But... Aren't we on annual vacation!

Don't talk about work, don't talk about work!

To his surprise, in the group chat, Chen Luo actually issued an order: "Is there anyone who can find a way to help me get tickets for the late-night show "Nezha"? I want one in the urban area of ​​Guangzhou, preferably closer to my house." .”

Xiao Liu: "???"

There is such a good thing?

He immediately said in the group: "Brother Luo, I have connections, I can get tickets!"

The next moment, he received Chen Luo's designated transfer in the group, and transferred him 1,000 yuan.

Xiao Liu: "!!!"

He had to do a full set of things, he dawdled for about fifteen minutes, and then took a screenshot of the ticket collection code and sent it to Chen Luo.

At 10:50 in the evening, Chen Luo, who was fully armed, disguised himself very well, wearing a hat, a pair of large wooden-framed glasses, and his beard was unshaven.

Many celebrities wear masks and sunglasses wherever they go.

At night, wear big sunglasses, as if he is afraid that others will not notice him.

After sitting down in the theater, Chen Luo was still thinking: "Xiao Liu, this guy has done a good job."

He only needed one ticket, but Xiao Liu actually had a way to get three tickets for himself in one go!

The seats on his left and right are both vacant, which can make Chen Tianwang feel more secure, and he can relax and concentrate more when watching movies.

Before the lights were turned off in the theater, Chen Luo took the time to take a selfie with the ticket stub of "Nezha".

He looked at the photos he took and was very satisfied.

"This photo is full of sincerity at first glance." Chen Luo said in his heart.

The young couple who was sitting across from him couldn't help communicating with each other in a very soft voice.

"This uncle is quite interesting."

"Watching a movie and taking a selfie with the ticket stub!"

The lights in the theater began to go out at this moment.

The feature film of "Nezha: The Devil Boy Comes into the World" is about to start!

……..

……..

At this time, on the big screen of the movie theater, the auditor's film release license first appeared, which was somewhat similar to the golden dragon logo at the beginning of the movie on Earth.

Immediately afterwards, Luo Mo Studio, Tong Guang Studio, etc. appeared in the opening title.

Before the official content started, Chen Luo first recalled Nezha in his impression.

Nezha, this character has always had a label, and that is rebellion.

Everyone will think of Huntian Ling, Hot Wheels and so on.

I will also think of his three heads and six arms.

He would think of his master Taiyi Daoist, he would think of Nezha making troubles in the sea, skinning Ao Bing with cramps, and the subsequent flooding of Chentangguan.

The character image of Nezha has always been quite full in everyone's hearts.

Because this person is deviant, and most of the things he does are out of line.

In many works, Nezha usually plays the role of "Tianting Erwuzi".

Wherever someone wants to make a big disturbance in the heaven, there will be Nezha, the second and fifth boy, active.

At the same time, Chen Luo also remembered that when he was a child, he was shocked when he watched the story of "Nezha Navigating the Sea".

Shocked by Nezha's suicide!

For children, this kind of meat and bone removal is also for parents, the impact is too great!

In stark contrast to Nezha is Li Jing, the King of Tota.

This mythical character is really not likable.

In most of the works, this person holds the pagoda in one hand, dignified and solemn.

It's annoying to be able to do things.

Chen Luo guessed in his heart: "Since Nezha is the theme, then the villain must be Dragon Palace, and it is estimated that Li Jing will also be a role of hatred."

In his thoughts, the one-minute opening title ended and the official plot began.

Only the voice said:

"The aura of heaven and earth bred a Hunyuan Pearl after thousands of years. It greedily sucked the essence of the sun and the moon, and its strength continued to grow. However, the aura it absorbed was too mixed, and the fairy energy and devil energy were entangled. Good and evil cannot be distinguished."

"Master, send me and my junior brother to subdue him."

Chen Luo listened, wondering in his heart: "Why does this voice still have an accent?"

Well, speaking fluently.....Trump.

The fat Taiyi real person riding a pig made his debut while fucking Trump.

As for the junior he was talking about, it was one of the classic villains—Shen Gongbao.

Chen Luo immediately heard another extremely deep, magnetic voice with its own reverberation: "Hunyuanzhu, today you are inserting, inserting....It is difficult to fly with wings!"

The dubbing of Shen Gongbao can be said to be majestic and cold, what a charming villain!

——Unfortunately, it was a stutter.

"Junior brother, don't scare him!" Master Taiyi said to Shen Gongbao.

It has to be said that the two characteristics of Trump and stuttering alone have subverted these two mythical characters, and in a short period of time, the characters have become full, three-dimensional and interesting!

I saw Daoist Taiyi being punched away by Hunyuanzhu first, and then the confident Shen Gongbao was also beaten away.

Daoist Taiyi, whose face was swollen with a big belly, ran out of the cloud again, and angrily said with Trump: "Oh, you bastard, how dare you ruin my handsome face!"

He stepped forward and wrapped Hunyuanzhu's arms around them, and after binding them, with a swollen face, he said triumphantly: "You hit me! You hit me!"

Hey sprinkle as you wish!

Four arms appeared from the Hunyuanzhu again, which really beat Daoist Taiyi violently.

Seeing Taiyi Daoist being beaten like a dog by Hunyuanzhu, the theater was filled with joy.

Amidst the laughter, Chen Luo realized that this movie is not easy.

In a violent beating, Yuanshi Tianzun, who was full of force, appeared on the stage.

With just a few gestures, he refined the Hunyuan Pearl, split it into two, and turned it into a spirit pearl and a magic pill.

The primordial spirit of the magic pill is indestructible, and Yuanshi Tianzun casts the Heaven Tribulation Curse, and three years later, he will lead the thunder from the sky to destroy the magic pill.

He told the two apprentices to take care of them these few years.

"Li Jing is the man of destiny, Lingzhu can be reincarnated as his third son, this task... I will leave it to you." Yuanshi Tianzun said.

When Shen Gongbao wanted to take it with a look of surprise, the Lingzhu and Magic Pill floated into the hands of Daoist Taiyi whose face was fucking swollen from the beating.

Yuanshi Tianzun told him that there are already eleven of the Twelve Golden Immortals in Kunlun. If you can cultivate the Lingzhu into a talent, the last position will be given to you.

Master Taiyi, with a bruised nose and a swollen face, thanked Master for his cultivation with Trump, while Shen Gongbao on the other side lowered his head, with an uncertain expression.

Before Yuanshi Tianzun disappeared, he left a sentence.

"After the Lingzhu was born, it was called..."

——"Nezha".

A few large golden characters emerged from the sea of ​​clouds.

——"Nezha: The Devil Boy Comes into the World".

Chen Luo looked at the large characters, and a voice emerged in his heart:

"This cartoon looks a bit good."