This Star Wants To Retire

As soon as the screen changed, the real Taiyi "drunk driving" all the way.

It's fine for him to drink while riding a flying pig, but he actually pours wine into the pig's mouth.

Good guy, with his virtue, I am Shen Gongbao, and I don't agree with him.

On the other side, Li Jing helped Mrs. Yin who had a big belly, and came to worship in the temple.

I saw Mrs. Yin holding the chicken leg in one hand and the cake in the other. She didn't let Li Jing help her when she crossed the threshold, and she jumped across the threshold vigorously.

— Ma'am, what a skill!

When Li Jing was paying respects, he said to her: "Ma'am, you should come to pay your respects too."

Mrs. Yin didn't know where to find an apple, she gnawed on it and said, "Bye, bye, I've been praying for three years, if there's no more, I'll smash this ruined temple!"

Obviously, this is another subversion of the mythical characters in everyone's impression!

I saw Mrs. Yin throwing the apple, but the temple suddenly broke down, and the real Taiyi and the flying pig fell from the sky.

——Heh, the funny man in front is haunting!

It has to be said that the funny man Taiyi is very unreliable in real life. Under Shen Gongbao's interference, he made a mistake by drinking.

It's a pity that Tianzun cast a spell, and only Taiyi can open the Lingzhu magic pill.

I saw that Taiyi was in a coma, unable to cast spells, and Mrs. Yin was in a state of dystocia, unable to give birth.

Anxious Li Jing came to look for Taiyi, just in time to see the servant controlled by Shen Gongbao beating Taiyi angrily, trying to beat him out of drinking.

"How can this be done? It's too impolite! It's detrimental to elegance! How decent!" Li Jing hurriedly stopped, uttering three four-character words in one breath.

The old lady came over just in time: "My lord, madam can't stand it anymore."

Li Jing: "Let me do it!"

——Beating, beating, beating! I hit!

After the Lingzhu and magic pill were taken out, the magic pill was activated because of Shen Gongbao's operation.

This is how the devil boy came into the world!

Mrs. Yin was pregnant for three years and gave birth to a... ball!

The meat ball, which looked like a marinated egg, took on a human form under one operation.

Immediately afterwards, he began to instinctively cause harm to the world.

Taiyi originally wanted to control him, so as not to lose his life.

Mrs. Yin, who had just given birth and was obviously still weak, appeared to protect him and said, "Don't hurt my child, don't hurt my child."

Obviously this woman was extremely tough in front of her, but at this moment her voice was trembling slightly, with a crying tone.

Among the common people, there was also a bad old man who appeared, begging Li Jing to put the overall situation first.

The common people thought that there would be a spirit pearl coming to the world, and they all came to flatter and congratulate them, but when they saw that it was a devil boy, they immediately changed their faces.

"It's going to happen!" Chen Luo said in his heart.

The audience couldn't be more clear about what kind of father Li Jing is.

He probably wants to kill the child!

Nezha struggled in Mrs. Yin's arms, opened his mouth and bit him.

"Look, look!" Master Taiyi knew the magic of the magic pill, and immediately said.

"Don't be afraid, mother is here." Mrs. Yin's voice was weak, enduring the pain of being bitten by flesh and blood, and hugged her child tighter and tighter.

In the arms of his mother, the devil boy gradually loosened his teeth.

Madam Yin raised her head and looked at her husband.

Li Jing got up and cupped his hands, and said to the crowd: "Immortal Master, everyone! Li's family is unfortunate, and he has a child like this. But the child is innocent, and he is also a victim. It is really difficult for Li to kill him. What will I do in the future?" Discipline him well and don't let him leave the house for half a step."

"If he gets into trouble, I, Li, will pay everyone justice even if I risk my life."

Daoist Taiyi sighed at the side, and told the couple that even if he was spared, he would not live for three years, because Yuanshi Tianzun cast the Heaven Tribulation Curse, and he would still take his life after three years.

Mrs. Yin almost fainted when she heard the words.

Li Jing's inherent impression in everyone's mind is that he is submissive to the outside world and strikes hard at the inside.

He faced Nezha as a strict father, all kinds of harsh and annoying, and even prevented Nezha from resurrecting with lotus roots. But when facing the Dragon King, he appeared extremely cowardly.

However, Li Jing in this animated movie took out the responsibility and responsibility of being a husband and a father.

If something happens, it has to be resolved, even if the sky falls, you have to support your wife and children!

"Then I'll ask Tianzun to undo the curse. Don't worry, nothing will happen to the baby with me."

Chen Luo thought to himself: "This Li Jing is much more likable."

He even felt a little moved.

On the other side, Shen Gongbao, who had stolen the Lingzhu, started to go to the deep sea.

The Dragon Palace here is not as magnificent as everyone's impression, but like a purgatory, every dragon has a chain on his body and is imprisoned here.

Shen Gongbao and the Dragon King reached an agreement to inject the spirit beads into the body of Ao Bing in the dragon egg, and let him worship Shen Gongbao as his teacher.

"But you must let him escape from this undersea purgatory and enter the heavenly realm!" Dragon King said.

Shen Gongbao said: "No..."

The Dragon King's eyes widened, and he said, "No way!?"

"If it doesn't work...succeed, if it succeeds, then...you will become benevolent!" Shen Gongbao stammered.

He wants to prove that he is the best candidate for the Twelve Golden Immortals.

At this moment, Taiyi took Li Jing to find the master.

But the [Longevity Cloud] outside the door told Li Jing that there is no solution to this curse.

One day in the sky, one year underground.

Taiyi and Li Jing spent time in the sky, and Nezha in the mortal world is no longer a baby in swaddling.

Here he is, here he is, with dark circles under his eyes!

With a grass in his mouth, Nezha, who is like a street trickster, makes his debut!

He had a dejected face, and he was not allowed to go out, and he spoke dejected words, but he was arrogant in his bones.

When he heard that his mother wanted to play shuttlecock with him, he immediately beamed with joy.

The guards at the side quickly asked Madam to put on the armor, but Madam Yin firmly refused: "Are you kidding me, you still need to wear armor to play with your son? Kicking a shuttlecock will kill you?"

As tough as ever.

Then, she was kicked away by a shuttlecock.

In this way, Madam Yin was embedded in the wall.

Nezha looked worried and guilty, knowing that he hadn't controlled his strength, and said, "I'll be lighter next time?"

Seeing that Mrs. Yin had put on her armor neatly, she said loudly, "No! Open it up and play!"

In the theater, many audience members were amused.

They saw the familiar routine - hitting the face at the speed of light.

Chen Luo, who was over forty years old, was silent.

What he sees is a mother who just wants to make her children happy.

——Poor parents all over the world.

The heroic Madam Yin is going to slay demons and guard Chentang Pass again.

Nezha lacked company, so he secretly teased two enchantment beasts and sneaked out.

The people are afraid of him, hate him, and have a strong prejudice against him.

The furious Nezha almost caused disaster, but fortunately Li Jing and Daoist Taiyi returned at this moment.

Mrs. Yin thought that Nezha only had two years left, so why not take him on a tour.

The real Taiyi expressed his willingness to accept him as a disciple and guide him to do good.

"Is it necessary?" Mrs. Yin asked.

Two years, only two years.

But Li Jing also insisted on this point, and the reason in his mouth was that he didn't want Nezha to die with infamy.

Seeing this, Chen Luo frowned slightly.

To him, it was a little less convincing.

It's like being good for the sake of being good, and guiding for the sake of positive guidance.

He felt that Mrs. Yin's words were not wrong. Wouldn't it be good to take the children to play in inaccessible places and spend the rest of their lives without letting others suffer?

"Why bother?" Chen Luo thought to himself.

The child can only live for three years, and he has to be trapped and locked with an enchantment.

He felt that the handling and turning point of this place were not particularly good.

But soon, Chen Luo's attention was attracted by the excellent painting style and special effects.

Taiyi brought Nezha into the [Jiangshan Sheji Picture], where he performed fairy arts and played with him, which was very imaginative, and also very imaginative and romantic in the Chinese style.

On the way to teach the immortal method, the funny man Taiyi Zhenren has been miserable all the time. He was teased in various ways, which made the whole theater laugh constantly.

Nezha is a genius, he can learn everything in one go.

Li Jing and Mrs. Yin appeared, and Taiyi asked Nezha to come to apprentice and lead him to kill demons and demons for the benefit of the common people.

Nezha had dark circles under his eyes, and his expression was ferocious and demonic: "What? Slay demons and eliminate demons? And benefit the common people?"

"Pooh!"

"Bless the teacher, I don't learn anything!"

"I see, you guys want to imprison me in Tuli, right?"

He felt that everyone wanted to lock it in the [Jiangshan Sheji Map].

Mrs. Yin hurriedly said how could it be called imprisonment in the fairyland, this is called retreat.

Tsk, "A Collection of Talking Skills for Adults".

The devil boy Nezha is still upset: "After practicing, go out and hold those idiots' stinky feet, it's better to sleep here!"

Mrs. Yin began to persuade: "Zha'er, you can't hide it from your mother. In fact, you want to be accepted by people, right?"

"It's just because you've been wronged by other people's prejudice that you hate them so much."

Nezha said "no", but began to recall all kinds of things in his heart.

As soon as he left the mansion, everyone ran away when they saw him, and regarded him as a scourge.

Everyone thinks he is a monster, a devil boy, and they wish him dead.

Mrs. Yin intends to continue to persuade him, let him learn the magic of immortality, go out to kill demons and eliminate demons, and change everyone's prejudices.

Nezha refused to listen to him, and had deep grievances. It means that they regard me as a monster, so I will show them as a monster!

Li Jing stood up at this time and said solemnly: "It seems that I have to tell you now, do you know why people are afraid of you?"

"Your true identity is actually..."

Mrs. Yin covered her mouth in horror, fearing that her son would know that she was possessed by a magic pill.

Unexpectedly, the next second.

"Lingzhu reincarnated!?" Nezha was shocked.

Mrs. Yin was even more confused than him.

She didn't expect her husband to lie to the child like this, and when she came to her senses, she quickly said, "Oh yes yes yes, the Lingzhu is reincarnated!"

"That's why you are born with supernatural power, and others treat you as a different kind."

Nezha still didn't believe it, and said why didn't he tell everyone that he was a Lingzhu?

Daoist Taiyi has been tossed to the point of slurring his speech, and Trump, who was still fucking his mouth, lied aside: "The Lingzhu is the secret weapon planted by Yuanshi Tianzun in the world, and from now on he will take on the important task of doing justice for the heavens, the secret of the heavens." Do not reveal."

—— "Large Baby Lie Scene".

In the movie hall, some young people whispered to each other: "It looks like my parents cheated me out of New Year's money together when I was young."

"Tell me to save it for me, help me manage money, and there will be interest!"

Chen Luo still didn't understand, and felt that there was no need to make such a fuss.

Isn't the point how to escape or survive the catastrophe?

"Could it be that he is allowed to cultivate by himself, and then face the catastrophe?" Chen Luo was puzzled.

Two years passed in a flash, and Nezha had already achieved success in cultivation in Jiangshan Shejitu, and his supernatural powers skyrocketed.

It's just that in the simulated training again and again, Li Jing and Taiyi felt that he was too hostile, and he didn't know the severity of each spell. Killing a little demon can destroy half of the city.

This reminded Chen Luo of many blockbuster movies, where the main character is chasing murderers by racing cars on the street, causing at least seven or eight car accidents along the way...

Li Jing felt that Nezha still had to learn to meditate and could not go out.

But he slipped out himself.

This time he ran out, in order to save a little girl, he ran into Ao Bing!

Different from this kid with dark circles under the eyes like a street slut, Ao Bing is called a fairy, with an unmatched temperament.

"So handsome!" A large number of female audiences whispered in the auditorium.

But in Nezha's eyes, Ao Bing is just a monster-robber.

With a headbutt and another kick, he sent Ao Bing flying: "In front of me, no one is handsome!"

In the movie hall, there was laughter again.

The most interesting thing is that Ao Bing still called Nezha a "little ghost".

The two plus a demon rescued the girl after a while of tossing.

It's just that during this process, Ao Bing was petrified once because of Nezha's fuss.

After driving away the Little Demon Empress, Nezha originally wanted to decide the outcome with Ao Bing.

But we, Ao Bing, are not street thugs, we are a well-educated noble son.

He said to Nezha: "Thank you for saving my life, and thank you for saving this little girl. I have always been very clear about my grievances, and I will do my best to repay the kindness I have today."

——It's over, Barbie Q!

My devil boy Nezha, how can I stand this?

He was caught in an instant.

Nezha was beaming with joy, with a stinky face, and he was going to go to heaven happily!

"It's a small matter, it's a mission to do justice for the heavens, and I'm good at slaying demons!" He was about to dance.

The little girl who was rescued was not afraid of him, and even smiled at him: "Little brother, fight monsters!"

Chen Luo felt that the plot was well connected and reasonable.

Now that the Lingzhu and the magic pill met, Nezha's psychology changed for the first time and he was recognized.

The little girl took out the shuttlecock, and Nezha and Ao Bing kicked the shuttlecock by the sea.

Both of them are born with supernatural powers, so they won't hurt each other.

The picture is harmonious and full of childlike fun, which is in great contrast with everyone's impression of Nezha making troubles in the sea, cramping and skinning.

However, after Ao Bing left, the people chased after him, thinking that Nezha had kidnapped the little girl.

Ao Bing returned to the Dragon Palace. After learning that he had met Nezha, the Dragon King and Shen Gongbao told him that he was the hope of the entire Dragon Clan, and they all counted on him to make contributions in the Conferred God War and ascend to heaven.

The Dragon Clan used to help Heaven suppress all monsters in the sea. Although they were named Dragon Kings, they still had to stay in purgatory and suppress all beasts with their bodies.

Dragons are also monsters and are not trusted by heaven.

The burden of the whole clan rests on Ao Bing alone.

On the other hand, although Nezha was still misunderstood by the people, Li Jing and others knew that he really got rid of the demon.

Mrs. Yin decided to hold a birthday party for Nezha, so that he could be happier in his last days and make himself feel that he was really recognized by everyone.

"However, the common people are eager to lock up Nezha, and come to the birthday banquet?" Master Taiyi said.

Li Jing said: "Leave this to me. I've seen it. The slime left on his hands at that time was indeed Yasha's. I will return Zhaer's innocence at the birthday banquet."

"But..." Mrs. Yin knew the difficulty of inviting everyone here.

Li Jingdao: "I've been in Chentangguan for so many years, I still have some sympathy. I kowtow from house to house, and I want everyone to come, don't worry."

Li Jing walked out alone while talking.

In the cinema hall, faint sobbing can already be heard, and the audience with low tears has already been moved by the father's love here.

——You are such Li Jing!

In the end, Li Jing actually invited all the people to the birthday banquet.

Although Chen Luo felt a little moved, he still couldn't get over the knot in his heart.

"People who are about to die, why bother?"

"People are dead, what else do you need the approval of ordinary people?"

"It's good to have a clear conscience."

"Li Jing is a little bit moved by himself."

"The key question is how to resist the catastrophe!"

He thinks that in this movie, the family affection is really touching, the funny parts are also very funny, and the idea is also good. It tells about secular prejudices and prejudices in people's hearts... However, the logic is not right, and many places are insufficient, as if they are useless. Root Ping.

If you don't watch it with your brain, it's funny and cool to watch all the way, and the special effects can also be called the light of Guoman.

However, he still felt distraught.

At this moment, since Ao Bing is Nezha's only friend, he invites him to the birthday party.

Ao Bing wants to conceal that he is a Dragon Clan who has obtained the Lingzhu, so why has he ever had friends?

When going out, he must be fully armed to cover the dragon's horns.

Only Nezha doesn't mind that he is a dragon.

But...but...

He agreed to attend the birthday banquet, but before going to the birthday banquet, his father actually endured severe pain from his body and tore off his hardest dragon scale!

After the Dragon King did this, all the dragons around followed suit, endured the severe pain, and used dragon scales to assemble a Wanlong Armor for Ao Bing!

The whole process of gathering Wanlongjia is very gorgeous, and the special effects are very dazzling.

However, it is too heavy.

For Ao Bing, this Ten Thousand Dragon Armor was too heavy.

A kind child is forced by so-called love to do things he doesn't want to do step by step.

——Some people may not lack love, but they are still a person ruined by love.

At Nezha's birthday banquet, Shen Gongbao appeared again to make trouble, letting him know that he was a magic pill, not a spirit bead.

Throughout the banquet, Nezha's face sank like water.

Mrs. Yin looked at him, couldn't hold back her emotions, and said: "Stinky boy, it will be three years in a blink of an eye. Back then, you were still a braised lion's head in your mother's house, but now you have grown into a handsome boy with a nose and eyes. Mother... Mother really wants to watch you grow up."

Li Jing hurriedly said from the side: "Oh, what are you talking about on such a happy day?"

"Father sent you a peace talisman to bless you in peace." Li Jing gently tied a kit bag for his son, which contained the peace talisman.

"Father has always been very strict with you, knowing that you are angry, but there is no other way for father."

"Son, you still have a long way to go. Don't care what other people think. Who you are is only what you say. Never give up."

Many people in the theater started crying again.

Chen Luo also found this passage very touching, but he caught one point keenly: "Li Jing said that he still has a long way to go?"

Unexpectedly, Nezha already knew that he was a magic pill, knew about the catastrophe, and knew about himself, so how can there be a future?

He saw that everyone refused to admit it, and even lied to him that it was a spirit bead, so he directly untied the circle of heaven and earth that suppressed his demonic nature.

In an instant, he no longer looked like a child, but turned into a young man on a hot wheel wearing a hunting silk.

"It's so handsome!" A large number of viewers couldn't help exclaiming.

At the same time, many people couldn't help but recall the transformation in "The Return of the Great Sage".

Without the suppression of the Qiankun circle, Nezha completely exploded with demonic nature and lost consciousness.

Shen Gongbao told Ao Bing at the side, when Nezha kills his parents and Taiyi, the Heavenly Tribulation will almost come, and then you go down and show up, when the Heavenly Tribulation destroys the magic pill, the people will regard you as the savior, and you You can make contributions in an upright manner.

But Ao Bing didn't want to do this. He felt that Li Jing and his wife and Taiyi were innocent, and if Nezha didn't take down the Qiankun circle, he wouldn't be heinous.

But Shen Gongbao said that when the catastrophe came, he must die.

"Taiyi and Li Jing are not dead, how can I lie to Tianzun?"

When things came to light, not only was he in trouble, but the Dragon Clan had no hope.

Seeing that he was still hesitating, Shen Gongbao began to stammer about his affairs.

Among the disciples of Yuanshi Tianzun, he is the most diligent. He has practiced hard for so many years without any slack, but he has never been respected by his master.

It's just because he is a leopard who has cultivated into an adult, and he is the only alternative in the division.

"The prejudice in people's hearts is like a mountain." Shen Gongbao uttered the classic lines in the movie.

"No matter how hard you try, you will never move it."

But Ao Bing still wants to repay Nezha for saving his life.

Shen Gongbao was so angry that he turned around, threw the Qiankun circle on the ground, and said, "Okay, then you go...go..."

Ao Bing showed joy, and flew down with the circle of heaven and earth.

"Go...don't come back after you've gone!" Shen Gongbao only finished stammering at this time, and there was no sign of Ao Bing.

Ao Bing helped Nezha and put him in a circle of heaven and earth.

But when he was about to leave, his identity was exposed, and people knew that he was a dragon, and he felt the aura of the spirit beads on him.

All of a sudden, the crowd was furious.

At this time, Taiyi also realized that it was the Dragon Clan who tried to steal the Lingzhu.

"The monk can't run away from the temple, I want to report to the gods and expose the crimes of the dragon clan!"

Ao Bing stopped flying to the distance in an instant, his expression was shaken.

The people discussed loudly below.

"A monster is a monster, and a dog can't change eating shit."

"It turns out that the Dragon Clan did evil, and the Heavenly Court shouldn't have given them a way to survive."

"..."

Shen Gongbao appeared and said, "Tsk tsk tsk, you...you see what happened."

"Originally, the death of four people can solve... the problem. Now it's all right, I know everything."

"Everyone present... can't live."

"The survival of the Dragon Clan is in your mind."

The plot of flooding Chentang Pass actually appeared.

Only this time, it was Ao Bing possessed by the spirit beads who summoned the flood!

On the other side, Nezha, who fell into the forest, was in great pain, with grief and indignation, feeling that the whole world was lying to him.

Hot Wheels was transformed into the Flying Pig that Daoist Taiyi usually rides.

This pig has the supernatural ability to record images, and it showed Nezha the image of Taiyi taking Li Jing to the sky to find Yuanshi Tianzun.

Li Jing and Taiyi knew that there was no solution to the catastrophe, and they were ready to go back.

[Changshengyun] Seeing that they were leaving, I suddenly felt that I was going to be bored again, and wanted to pull them to continue chatting.

"The Heaven Tribulation Curse cannot be solved, but there are other ways." Chang Shengyun said.

"You can use the method of embedding flowers and trees."

Li Jing stopped in an instant.

Taiyi immediately chased him away: "He knows nothing about a cloud, he only knows how to brag."

Changshengyun was enraged instead, and insisted on showing him his abilities.

"These two are called life-changing talismans. Find a blood relative who is willing to sacrifice for the cursed person. During the catastrophe, put one on the cursed person and the other on the blood relative, and the thunder will move to the blood relative. "

Li Jing took the life-changing talisman, took a deep look at them, and bowed to Taiyi.

"Master Li, what are you doing!" Taiyi hurriedly supported him.

"I have decided to exchange my life for Nezha's. I also ask the head of the fairy to keep it a secret for me, and don't let my wife know about it."

When Chen Luo saw this, he couldn't help opening his eyes wide!

The place that made him feel uncomfortable and the place where the logic didn't make sense suddenly became smooth!

Everything becomes no longer a forced value.

What he gave Nezha was not a safety talisman, but a life-changing talisman.

——Take my life for the safety of my son.

"Oh, my lord, you can save Nezha for a while, but you can't save the whole life. The magic pill will cause harm to the world in the future. After Tianzun leaves the customs, he will not let him go."

Li Jing continued to knelt and cupped his hands and said, "I will use the remaining two years to lead Nezha into the right path and make him recognized by the world."

"No way! No way!" Taiyi still did not support the life-changing talisman.

"If you don't allow it now, I will live and die with Nezha at the time of the catastrophe!" Li Jing insisted.

"This, how can this work!" Taiyi said.

Chang Shengyun couldn't help interjecting and asked, "Who are you, Nezha?"

Li Jing raised his head and only said a simple sentence.

Just such a short sentence made Chen Luo sit in the movie hall, and his throat suddenly became congested, which was extremely uncomfortable.

—“He is my son.”

(ps: There are more than 9,000 words in the two updates, please ask for a monthly pass.

I'm going to the hospital tomorrow, so it's estimated that there will be fewer updates. )