This Star Wants To Retire

Beijing, a community.

A total of three people got out of Huo Yuan's car.

[Happy Man] Behind Huo Yuan, there are two men following.

One of them looks fatter and has small eyes, giving people a feeling a bit like Maitreya Buddha.

His name is Yao Yu. He is a well-known writer in the Chinese literary world. He has won a world-class literary award and is the first Chinese winner of this award from Blue Star.

As for the other, who is also a well-known writer in the literary world, his name is Xu Mou. This person also has a talk show, which has a particularly good reputation.

The three literary figures stopped in front of a building in this community, and Huo Yuan made a phone call first.

After the beating, he made a gesture to signal everyone to rush in.

With the way he waved his hands, it looked like the captain of the special forces was issuing an attack signal to the people below.

Of course, since the smile on his face looks a bit bad, it also looks a bit like a kidnapper who is attacking.

The end result is..... They really took a person down.

Well, a man in a wheelchair.

The man in the wheelchair is called Cao Tong, and he is also a well-known writer of Blue Star Huaxia. He is an inspirational model in the hearts of many people.

"I don't take the elevator, I have to carry it like this every time." Cao Tong sat in a wheelchair, very speechless.

Every time he was carried down the stairs, he felt a little terrified.

"What kind of elevator do you take if you live on the second floor? It feels better to carry it this way." Huo Yuan said with a smile.

Before getting into the car, he made another kidnapper gesture, and then the three of them stuffed Cao Tong into the car, folded the wheelchair and put it in the trunk. The whole set of movements was smooth and smooth, obviously a skilled gang.

Cao Tong's readers may have read such a passage in his works: My three friends carried me on the train and took me on a long journey...

"Ah, what a friend, what a friendship, what a memorable event." Most readers think so.

And the three people in the book are actually Huo Yuan and others.

Why did they carry Cao Tong there?

- Be a football goalkeeper.

Yes, it is probably only Huo Yuan who can think of letting the wheelchair-bound person guard the gate.

This man really left the sadness to the readers, the happiness to himself, and the goal to Cao Tong.

Cao Tong also wrote in his works: "Because of disability and sensitivity, my family members dare not even mention the words running and jumping in front of me."

Hey, family watch out and friends pack a punch.

They were going to give lectures, but Huo Yuan stayed up late the night before to watch football, and then he became addicted to football, so he insisted on playing with the students.

After failing to kick, he forcefully dragged "Cao · Cheerleader · Man on the Wheelchair Throne · Copper" on the sidelines to guard the goal.

Kick, let me go and kick!

Who would have thought that because the score gap was too big before, the goddamn lose in the end.

I heard that they also stole cucumbers for Cao Tong to eat, but they were discovered, and all three ran away, and Cao Tong was arrested.

From this point of view, Huo Yuan and the others are really bad friends, a typical group of old sixes!

Netizens are playing tricks one after another.

Good news: My friends don't see me as disabled.

Bad news: they didn't even think of me as a human being.

Of course, these are all jokes.

After all, Cao Tong himself stated that it was his happiest time.

——"So you are such a big boss in the literary world"!

After the four of them got into the car together, Huo Yuan drove to the cinema.

Sitting in the car, several big names in the literary world were discussing last night's Spring Festival Gala.

They are full of praise for this year's Spring Festival Gala, and they have regained the feeling of watching the Spring Festival Gala when they were young.

At the end of the chat, they chatted about Luo Mo again.

After all, I went to see Luo Mo's new movie today.

All four of them have watched the movie "I'm Not the God of Medicine".

Huo Yuan was the first to say, "I've watched it three times."

Yao Yu smiled and said, "I'll do it four times."

Xu Mou said, "Hey, I've watched it three or four times."

Only Cao Tong, who was a little unaccustomed to losing his wheelchair, wondered: "I only watched it once?"

In fact, it is normal for Cao Tong to see less.

Because of his special physical condition, his empathy will be stronger, and there will be more places where he can empathize.

He couldn't afford to watch this movie twice.

Huo Yuan didn't delve into this topic, but just said with a smile: "Today, I invite everyone to watch a comedy movie. Those who celebrate the Chinese New Year must be more happy."

"Let me give you a spoiler in advance. In this movie, there is a song that is destined to shock the literary world." He was referring to "Farewell".

Yao Yu, who was sitting in the co-pilot, asked, "How does it compare to "My Motherland"?"

"Not one type." Huo Yuan replied.

During the exchange, the car drove into the basement of the mall.

After the four put on masks, they got out of the car and went to the theater.

Huo Yuan pushed the wheelchair, while Yao Yu and Xu Mou walked on both sides.

It has to be said that their lineup has a high rate of turning heads from a distance.

They stepped into the theater stepping on their feet, for fear of being recognized.

A winner of a world-class literary award like Yao Yu, many people know what he looks like.

As for Huo Yuan, everyone used to know his name like thunder, and his works paid homage to him, but I really don't know what he looks like.

But he has been too popular on the Internet in the past two years, and the comedian's personality has long been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. It can be said that each person and work are popular in their own way.

So he was easily recognizable too.

After the four of them took their seats in the movie theater, it didn't take long before "Let the Bullets Fly" started after watching the advertisement for half a minute.

Huo Yuan looked around and found that the theater was full of people.

It's the afternoon session, and it's still a sellout.

It is conceivable that if it is the prime time at night, it is even more difficult to get a ticket.

At the beginning of the movie, when the screen was still black, there was singing.

That is the children's voice version of "Farewell".

"[Outside the long pavilion, beside the ancient road,

The grass is green and the sky is green. 】”

Huo Yuan only saw the lyrics before, and the lyrics were sent to him by his son Huo Lianzhou.

But he had never heard the sound of this song before.

He never expected that Luo Mo would choose to sing this masterpiece with a child's voice, which is enough to be passed down for a hundred years or more!

What's even more strange is that this song obviously has a profound artistic conception and hidden sadness, but after being sung by a pure child's voice, these attributes are not weakened, but even more felt!

And when the screen lights up amidst the singing and turns from a black screen to a picture, the first thing everyone sees is a soaring eagle.

It's just that even Huo Yuan and others who are knowledgeable and have experienced a special era are now watching "Let the Bullets Fly" with the attitude of watching a pure commercial comedy.

Therefore, their attention at the moment will not be on the soaring eagle, and the rest of the young audience will not think of the eagle sauce in "The Rabbit".

On the contrary, some young children, because they watched "Things About That Rabbit That Year", saw the eagle and shouted to their parents: "Eagle sauce! Hit the eagle sauce!"

The parents whispered, "Shh!"

At this moment, Huo Yuan, Cao Tong and the others were completely immersed in the "Farewell" at the beginning of the film.

Cao Tong and the others immediately realized that this was the song Huo Yuan was talking about!

To be honest, Yao Yu and the others didn't take Huo Yuan's words seriously when they were on the road.

Because he usually speaks with a little exaggeration.

But after listening carefully at this moment, I was really shocked!

This is not a lyrics, this is a poem, a poem that appeals to both refined and popular tastes!

Ordinary people think it is catchy and easy to understand, but literary giants like them understand how well and wonderfully it is written.

What's even more outrageous is that it's... quite nice!

Some viewers regarded "Farewell" as a nursery rhyme.

Some children even listen to it as a nursery rhyme.

Yao Yu and the others were amazed.

Luo Moren is not in the literary world, but it seems that he will leave a strong mark in the literary world again.

This "Farewell", for many poets and poets, if they can write such a work, they are willing to die on the spot without regret.

Amidst the singing, a railway track appears.

Looking at the railway tracks, Cao Tong couldn't help but think of the scene of three bad friends carrying him and the wheelchair onto the train.

Next, a figure sprang out, then lay down on the rails, and began to hear movement.

He also raised his head, picked his ears with his hands, and then lay down again, as if he could hear more clearly this way.

Hearing the sound of the train, the man turned his head sharply.

Suddenly, there was a slight exclamation in the theater.

"Luo Mo!" someone said.

Yes, he was in the movie.

Playing a... the sixth child.

——[Six Sons].

But this news has not been made public before.

As the film's director, screenwriter, and investor...he thinks it's not too much for him to be the first person to show his face in the film, right?

It's just that his makeup this time is deliberately trying to pretend to be ugly.

In other words, it was to cover up the handsomeness on his face like yours.

Normalize yourself and make yourself simple.

Makeup is sometimes one of the ways to get close to the character.

For him, the characteristics of this role are far from his personal temperament, so it is an acting challenge.

But an excellent actor always has the ability to turn decay into magic, and has the skills of thousands of people and faces.

When Luo Mo plays the sixth son, his demeanor, eyes, micro-expressions, etc. will all change.

—— "Cosmetic-level acting skills".

At this moment, Liu Zi looked forward.

The camera advances to the other end of the track, first a locomotive appears, and then the body.

The train was smoking, as if it was running normally.

But when the panoramic lens appeared, everything seemed ridiculous.

"This train is actually drawn by horses!" Huo Yuan was speechless.

Yes, ten horses are pulling the train, galloping on the rails!

"Is this a spoof, or is it a joke?" Huo Yuan thought so at first.

The picture came to the inside of the train. Two men and a woman were sitting on the train, eating hot pot and singing.

"[At the end of the sky, at the corner of the earth, half of the friends are scattered.]" They sang.

Among the three people on the train, one of them is Ma Bond played by Zhao Huan.

He is on his way to becoming the county magistrate.

Sitting next to him are [Mrs.] and his [Master].

On Earth, the master was played by Feng Xiaogang as a cameo, and he received a boxed lunch as soon as he came up, and immediately wrapped up.

There is a saying that goes like this: Feng Xiaogang hangs up as soon as he comes up, and they are all classics.

At this moment, I saw that they were enjoying themselves happily, and the atmosphere was excellent.

Little did they know that there was a gun aimed at it outside.

After a few shots, Mazi, the hero of the film, officially appeared, and he was the shooter.

The six sons played by Luo Mo rode beside him and asked, "Did you hit?"

The rest of the brothers also looked at the eldest brother Zhang Mazi.

I saw Zhang Mazi sitting high on the horse, with deep eyes and a deep voice:

"Let the bullets fly for a while."

As soon as this remark came out, the passionate background music began to sound.

This background music has a lot of background, and the name is also very interesting. It is called "The Sun Also Rises".

On the earth, Jiang Wen asked Hisaishi to compose the music, and it cost a lot of money, and he was very distressed.

Feeling distressed to the end, in order to make himself more comfortable, he put forward his request as Party A: be a little better than Mozart.

Joe Hisaishi: "???"

Fortunately, the final result is to everyone's satisfaction.

I don't know if I really like this song, or because it is too expensive, but Jiang Wen has used it in several movies in one go.

This song "The Sun Also Rises" is vigorous, majestic and passionate!

Amidst the sound of music, I saw the ten horses break loose, abandon the train, and run wildly.

It turned out that Zhang Mazi's bullet landed here.

Next, someone hijacked the train, and someone went to capture these white horses.

This group of gangsters all wore masks with mahjong pieces painted on them.

The whole process of carjacking is so handsome that people don't realize it for a moment-this is what a fucking comedy should be?

Even though the effect that many action movies can't shoot, is it called a comedy?

Two sharp axes hacked into the rails.

When the two robbers on horseback passed by, they hit the ax with the back of their guns hard to make it embedded deeper.

The freewheeling train hits two axes.

The train eventually flew off the tracks and fell into the water.

This picture is much more realistic and shocking than the special effects on the earth.

A few dazzling gold and red characters emerged at this moment - let the bullets fly for a while.

Now that everyone has seen the result of flying for a while.....

Then, after a while, these three characters dissipated in the sound of impact, leaving only four big characters:

--"Let the bullets fly"!

……..

……..

In the opening chapter of just a few minutes, the rhythm is very strong and very lively.

It's not what you'd expect from a comedy.

But I have to say that the sense of blockbuster is very strong.

Of the people on the train, only his wife and Ma Bangde, the magistrate, were still alive, and the rest were dead.

Zhang Mazi started to put down the alarm clock, and if Ma Bangde couldn't tell where the money was before the bell rang, he would shoot him dead.

Words are exchanged at a fast pace.

Wearing a cheongsam, the completely wet lady gave everyone an enchanting back view.

The cheongsam is close to the body, and the wet cheongsam seems to stick to the body, showing the entire curve and outline.

She directly told the robbers that she was the county magistrate's wife.

But Ma Bangde, the magistrate of the county, did not admit that he was on the way to take office, but said that his surname was Tang, he was the teacher of the county magistrate, and the county magistrate was dead.

This made Huo Yuan and other literary masters find it interesting at once, but this kind of setting has a little routine, it depends on whether you can play the routine well.

[Camouflage] As soon as this kind of plot appears, it is equivalent to planting something in the hearts of the audience, expecting him to be seen through, or in other words, he relies on this layer to disguise and deceive.

But who would have thought that Zhang Mazi's reaction would be: "Master Tang, I will be the county magistrate, and you will continue to be my master. Let's go to Goose City!"

The fake master in the water was dumbfounded.

Holy crap, have I become a real master?

Are you fucking masquerading as the county magistrate?

I saw Zhang Mazi throwing up the alarm bell and throwing it far away.

"Brothers, go to Goose City!" he said loudly.

The bell of the alarm clock rang at this moment, and a few shots were shot at the alarm clock high in the sky, which made the audience feel that the expressiveness of this marksmanship was particularly handsome.

And the plot also became interesting at this moment.

As soon as the screen changed, the robbers had already changed their outfits. Zhang Mazi changed into a decent outfit and rode on a big horse. He really looked like a county magistrate.

"The brothers lost their hands and made your husband suffer an accident. I feel very guilty." He said to the county magistrate's wife.

Since the real magistrate Ma Bangde disguised himself as Mr. Tang, everyone took it for granted that the person who died was the county magistrate.

"I have been a widow for the fourth time." Wearing a cheongsam, the curvaceous wife of the county magistrate sat on the horse, jolting and bouncing.

"Then don't do it for the fifth time." Zhang Mazi said.

"That depends on your ability." The magistrate's wife said directly, after all, you are my husband in public now.

Zhang Mazi laughed a few times, then turned to Master Tang and said, "Master, what is the most important thing in being a husband and wife?"

Master Tang, who was sitting at the back of the carriage, watched his wife being "occupied" like this, and said in a broken voice, "Love~~~"

His voice was trembling.

"Can't hear you, say it again!" Zhang Mazi said loudly.

"Love!!!" The master opened his arms and said in a trembling voice.

In the theater, the adults smiled knowingly.

The real train has been overturned.

The invisible train whirred loudly for me!

Not to mention, the scenery along the way is beautiful and the trees are shady. If you look around, it is really green.

In this way, the group came to the outside of Goose City.

I saw that at the gate of the city, there seemed to be deep water, which surrounded the whole city.

The city—the water is deep.

But when the horse's hoof fell on the water, it was discovered that the water was not deep.

Huo Yuan and the others suddenly had a word in their hearts:

"The little demon in the temple is very windy, and the water is shallow."

I saw all the girls beating drums at the gate of the city to welcome the county magistrate.

But when they said "Master Huang is here", when a yellow sedan chair appeared, everyone no longer took the county magistrate seriously, but turned around instantly and said respectfully: "Good luck, Mr. Huang."

Master Tang explained from the side: "This is the leader of the Southern Kingdom, Huang Silang."

"It's a big business of human trafficking and reselling tobacco."

As a result, as soon as the sedan chair was opened, no one came at all, but a hat came.

"Top hat, polite, welcome to the county magistrate!"

Zhang Mazi, who was wearing sunglasses, glanced into the distance, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised, and said with a smile: "The visitor is not kind."

Master Tang moved closer to him and said in a deep voice, "You are the one who came."

In just two lines of dialogue, Huo Yuan and the others felt that the script had definitely been carefully polished, which was very touching.

Wait until Zhang Mazi rides into the city.

Since this hat is you, I will put it on the white horse below me.

Since you are so impolite, then I can only ride on you.

On one side is a gang of Ma bandits who came out halfway and pretended to be the county magistrate.

On one side is the real county magistrate pretending to be a master.

On one side is the local snake of Goose City, Mr. Huang who is more majestic than any county magistrate.

"Interesting, interesting!" All the big names in the literary world thought to themselves.

The whole movie has created many things in just a few minutes.

From this moment on, this well-known football team in the literary world changed its mentality tacitly.

"Perhaps, it shouldn't be viewed as a purely commercial comedy!"

(ps: Ask for double monthly tickets at the end of the month.)