This Star Wants To Retire

Outside Goose City, everyone had a short confrontation.

After the process, everyone also took the corpse left on the train as a gangster caught by the county magistrate, and shot it in public.

Corpse: Are you polite?

Good guy, it's too cold to be punched.

Master Tang, played by Zhao Huan, loudly campaigned for Zhang Mazi, the fake county magistrate, in front of the people of Goose City.

It is worth mentioning that, for the time being, Master Tang did not know that the fake county magistrate in front of him was the famous Zhang Mazi.

Even in Goose City's wanted portrait, Zhang Mazi was a man with pockmarks all over his face.

This kind of appearance is in line with everyone's imagination of Ma Bandits.

"The county magistrate is here, Goose City is at peace!"

"When the county magistrate comes, there will be Qingtian!"

Master Tang yelled loudly like this.

Zhang Mazi hugged Master, and told him: "Master said well, you remember I told you that sometimes the dead are better than the living."

During the conversation between the two, Zhang Mazi felt that someone was watching him from a distance.

He turned back directly, first showing confusion, then frowning slightly.

Immediately afterwards, he directly raised his hand and pointed forward, pointing at the spy!

Huang Silang, who was looking at them with a telescope from a distance, couldn't help but said: "You show your arrogance, you want to die!"

In the movie, Huang Silang has a double who looks almost the same as him.

Use this substitute to ensure your own safety.

The classic famous stalk [Walk out of a tiger, walk out of a fast pace, walk out of a world like a lifetime away], is what he said to the stand-in.

At this moment, whatever he said, the stand-in would repeat it like a parrot.

Whatever moves he makes, the stand-in does the same.

The two people went to the back and started shouting at each other ferociously and angrily: "Success! Succeed!"

Huang Silang said, "Let's count it", he raised his hand and slapped the double's face a few times.

Unexpectedly, the stand-in actually took the picture back.

In the movie hall, everyone looked at Huang Silang and his stand-in who looked like they were looking in a mirror, and laughed happily.

But who would have thought that Huang Silang suddenly went berserk and pulled out the double's tooth.

Huo Yuan and the others knew very well that this was actually character creation.

From the perspective of writers, they think this plot is quite ingenious.

First of all, the important information of [substitute] is introduced.

This character will definitely be used in the future, and it will definitely be of great use.

Secondly, the master said that Huang Silang is a bully. This plot has both joy and laughter, which can achieve a good comedy effect, and it can also fully show Huang Silang's viciousness.

The stand-in had the same face as him, and he was unambiguous in his actions.

As soon as the screen turned, we came to a famous scene in "Let the Bullets Fly" - [Dribble with one hand].

Well, it was Zhang Mazi who put his hand on the conscience of the county magistrate's wife and swore that he would never offend her.

In the theater, the adults laughed again.

Especially when the phrase "one day, one hundred days of grace" appeared, many people were stunned for a moment, and then laughed.

When the magistrate's wife took out one and another belongings of her ex-husbands, everyone just thought: "This woman who has been a widow four times really has something!"

This [little episode] ends here.

As soon as the screen changed, Master Tang and Zhang Mazi got together.

Master Tang said that he came to the wrong place.

"The common people have become poor ghosts, and there is no oil to squeeze." Old Tang said.

As soon as these words came out, Huo Yuan couldn't help raising his eyebrows.

"This script is quite dare to write!" He said in his heart.

Zhang Mazi said: "I never thought of scraping the money of the poor."

"Who will you take if you don't scrape poor ghosts?" Lao Tang immediately frowned and asked.

This plot is actually similar to a passage in "The Wolf of Wall Street".

That is to ask the hero why he always sells some bad stocks to the poor instead of the rich.

Huo Yuan and the others couldn't help but glance at each other: "Dare to write more, and dare to be sarcastic than they imagined!"

It was so in the darker days before.

——In prosperity, the people suffer; in death, the people suffer.

Master Tang began to impart experience.

The classic sentence "After getting the money, the gentry will return the money in full, and the common people's money will be divided into 30 to 70", which appeared here.

"Wonderful, this sentence is wonderful!" Yao Yu and others shouted in their hearts.

People like them who stick to words will feel very refreshed watching this movie.

Zhang Mazi was puzzled, why he could only get 70%.

Master Tang felt that the person in front of him was indeed a gangster, he really didn't understand anything, you can only get 30% of it, okay?

"Take 30%, it depends on Huang Silang's face." The master said.

As the two talked to each other, Zhang Mazi wondered, when I was the county magistrate, I became a beggar on my knees?

Master affirmed.

"Make money, business, not shabby." Another classic line came out of the teacher's mouth.

He seems to be persuading, but in fact he is a bit of a braggadocio.

But combined with the reality, are there really few people who make money like this?

That's a lot.

When the phrase "I want to stand still and earn money" appeared, Huo Yuan and the others were once again hooked in their hearts.

"Fuck, is the writing so awesome?" Huo Yuan sighed in his heart.

He thought that the line "Stand up and make money" was already the biggest statement in the film. Who would have thought that Zhang Mazi, as the county magistrate, would have punished Huang Silang's dog-legged martial arts judge for the first time? .

He slapped the gun on the table and shouted at Wu Juren: "Kneel or not?!"

In an instant, that masculine scent rushed over.

This person is obviously a gangster, and he likes to fuck each other, but for some reason, Huo Yuan thinks his personality is very good, very charismatic.

A group of onlookers, shirtless, saw the county magistrate Zhang Mazi approaching them, and immediately ran away one by one, gathered at the door, then knelt down and shouted: "Master Qingtian!"

Judging from their backs, they were wearing almost the same pants, all topless, and had similar hairstyles.

Such a scene, such a small design, made these four literary figures whisper two words: "Assimilation."

They were all assimilated into one form, assimilated into slaves, kneeling slaves!

In addition, their dignity is long gone, and they don't care about their own decency.

After finishing speaking, Yao Yu smiled and said in a low voice, "Could it be that we over-interpreted it?"

"No way, it's impossible for Luo Mo's crew to be short of money, and they dress up passers-by in the same way?" Huo Yuan said.

At this moment, Zhang Mazi began to show his personality charm again.

"Get up, don't kneel!" He shot into the sky.

"There is no one in the emperor, no one is worthy of your kneeling, and I am not worthy of your kneeling!"

— Grass, so handsome.

"I come to Goose City and only do three things."

"fair!"

"fair!"

"It's still fucking fair!"

The next moment, the people who had just stood up knelt down again, shouting Lord Qingtian.

This made Huo Yuan laugh, he guessed right.

This is a group of assimilated slaves.

This movie is detailed and realistic.

Luo Mo used this ingenious method to tell you a truth in just a few seconds - slavishness is not so easy to get rid of.

At this moment, Huo Yuan heard the small communication behind.

A little girl said softly: "Dad, I don't understand."

Her father was still immersed in the charm of Zhang Mazi's personality and couldn't extricate himself, and he was also soaked in the masculinity coming to his face.

Hearing his precious daughter's words, he said softly, "You will understand when you grow up."

Yes, like on Earth, many people were young when they first watched Let the Bullets Fly.

I can't understand what the master said, "Who is wronged, who dares to be wronged."

I also don't understand why Zhang Mazi has to say "fairness" three times.

I don't even understand Zhang Mazi's sentence that you are not allowed to kneel.

——I didn’t understand what it meant before, but maybe I understand it now.

Huo Yuan listened to the conversation between the father and daughter, thinking that this girl might really understand something when she grows up.

Maybe ten years from now?

Maybe twenty years from now?

The literary master smiled and said softly:

"Let the bullets fly for a while."

……..

……..

The screen switched and came to Huang Silang's side.

"You are not allowed to kneel?" He muttered Zhang Mazi's words.

The camera moved forward, and Wu Juren knelt down in front of him impressively.

This scene is in stark contrast to the previous plot.

When Huo Yuan and the others saw this, they already had a little understanding of who Zhang Mazi was referring to, or what kind of person he was referring to. Huang Silang, on the other hand, refers to another type of person.

"This is not spanking my ass, this is obviously spanking your face." Wu Juren said to Huang Silang.

—— "Equivalent Substitution".

Strange tropes have been added.

Huang Silang spouted the tea out of his mouth suddenly, and many audience members in the theater also laughed.

Some of the jokes in "Let the Bullets Fly" are not very straightforward, so many people laugh secretly when watching this movie.

Huang Silang said that since the county magistrate likes to settle cases so much, let him order a case to settle the case.

"Go and call the powder seller for me." Huang Silang said.

Obviously, the current plot is the first confrontation between Zhang Mazi and Huang Silang.

If you messed with my lackey, then I will also mess with your subordinates.

On the other side, Zhang Mazi and Liu Zi are performing a warm scene.

Everyone else called Zhang Mazi the eldest brother, and the sixth son was called the father, and they were considered adopted sons.

He felt that his father was really awe-inspiring when he was the county magistrate, and he wanted to be the county magistrate in the future.

Zhang Mazi said that you can't be a county magistrate in the future, nor can you be a gangster.

"When your father dies, give you to me. I promised him that I will make you successful." He patted Liu Zi on the shoulder.

The six sons who looked a little naive asked: "Then what should I do to be successful?"

"Be a student, study." Zhang Mazi said.

Music was played behind the father and son.

It's the most heartwarming scene in the whole movie.

In fact, there is one more small detail on the front.

Ordinary audiences didn't notice it, and even among the four big names in the literary world, only two noticed it.

That is, before the big guy enters the city, there are many beauties playing drums to welcome him.

The rest of the brothers are all looking at the beautiful women, and the third brother in the bandit is still saying: The women in the city are Bai.

Only Liu Zi has been paying attention to the wanted portrait of Zhang Mazi at the gate of the city, and his eyes are only fixed on the portrait.

To some extent, many scenes in the front of this movie are faintly announcing the subsequent development of some characters and the final ending of the characters.

After the warmth ended, Huang Silang began to make moves.

"Young Master County Magistrate, try your best to speak tea in the hall, and welcome you." Someone shouted outside, gathering the melon-eating crowd.

In the tea lecture hall, Liu Zi and Huang Silang's henchman Hu Wan were confronting each other.

On Earth, the role of Hu Wan was won by Chen Kun himself. At that time, Chen Kun did not have the label of an acting school, because works such as "The Family of Gold Fans" were a bit of an idol niche.

So he used the aggressive method and asked Jiang Wen if he dared to use him.

Then, he got such a villain.

"Master Liu, you ate two bowls of noodles and only gave one bowl of money." Hu Wan said.

"Fart, I just ate a bowl of noodles and gave him a bowl of money." Liu Zi said.

"How many bowls did you eat?"

"Two bowls." The noodle seller replied.

Wu Juren, who had been hit by a board before, kicked up, kicked the jelly seller to the ground, and said deliberately: "Impossible, Liu Ye is the son of the county magistrate, how can I owe you money for your fans!"

Good guy, we even cooperated.

The red face and the white face all sang.

"I just ate two bowls of noodles and only paid for one bowl." The noodle seller said.

Hearing this, Hu Wan immediately stood up, and said to the crowd watching the excitement, "County magistrate, give us Goose City fairness, okay!"

"What I'm asking for today is fairness!"

"Ask who to ask? Ask the county magistrate's son!"

"Why? He ate two bowls of noodles and only paid for one bowl. This is called unfair!"

"Since it's not fair for the county magistrate's son to take the lead, then what the county magistrate said is bullshit!"

All of a sudden, some audience members in the theater began to scold their mothers.

——"I'm Already Getting Angry".

There is a saying: The person who wronged you knows better than anyone how wronged you are.

The more you hold on to such trivial matters, the more disgusting you will be.

And this kind of rhetoric is easy to think of some words on the Internet.

It is occupying the high ground, spreading rumors at will, and going online.

A few words from the instigator aroused the sense of justice of the people around them.

You were originally in a righteous team, but suddenly you became a street mouse, a black sheep, and a piece of rat shit.

They even said, since you are like this, then this team, this group must not be very good.

Ordinary viewers may feel angry when they see allusions in the movie because of some trends on the Internet.

But people like Huo Yuan and the others are well-informed and like to read news and history on weekdays, so they think more, and many real events that they think of are more complicated.

Sure enough, Liu Zi can be seen from the front as a hot-blooded, impulsive, and a little naive boy.

He cursed loudly and wanted to beat Hu Wan.

Many viewers cursed inwardly.

This is the effect Hu Wan wants, and what he wants is that you become angry from embarrassment—he is in a hurry, he is in a hurry!

Wu Juren ran out and continued to act with Hu Wan, insisting on exaggerating the issue of one bowl and two bowls.

Not only has it become a matter of [fairness] for the county magistrate, it has also become a matter of Liu Zi's personality, whether he is a man or not.

Liu Zi took out the money and said that he could afford to eat as much as he wanted, how could he do such a thing.

Hu Wan refused to let go: "With so much money, how many bowls of noodles has he eaten?"

"He wants fairness." Hu Wan pointed to the peddler selling fans, and then shouted loudly: "Aren't you bullying honest people!?"

Here comes the famous scene - "Candide".

Many audiences in the theater already felt their blood pressure soared.

Liu Zi took out his gun and aimed it at the peddler's head.

But he quickly turned his head away again, and put the gun back.

He's actually a very kind person.

He wanted to sell the noodles and told the truth, how many bowls he ate.

Not to mention the life and death of selling fans.

Hu Wan said: "Take a gun to frighten a poor jelly seller, do you have a gun? Who doesn't have a gun?"

"Sun Shouyi, say it loudly, how many bowls did he eat?"

"Shouyi, all the folks here will make decisions for you and your family." Hu Wan began to threaten his family: "Speak loudly, how many bowls?"

"Two bowls!" Sun Shouyi said.

Some viewers with a strong sense of substitution have already clenched their fists with anger.

"How can you prove that you have eaten something in your stomach!"

"Damn it, I really want to drill into the screen and install a monitor!"

"There's no way to prove it. It's useless to say anything. It will affect Zhang Mazi's prestige. Their goal has been achieved. This is so fucking annoying!"

Yes, Huo Yuan and others are very clear that this situation is very difficult to handle.

The focus is on the so-called [fairness].

If Zhang Mazi wants to deal with evil forces and change Goose City, he needs prestige.

The prestige had already been established, but under the manipulation of Huang Silang and Hu Wan, it was obvious that it was about to collapse.

Huo Yuan suddenly remembered that there was a scene just now, Zhang Mazi and Mr. Tang came riding over when they knew that the sixth son had an accident. The master said that the county government office is just a decoration, and the tea lecture hall is the real county government office.

But who are the people gathered in the tea hall?

There will be a large number of people gathered here on weekdays, all kinds of discussions, all kinds of gossip, all kinds of right and wrong.

When you judge a case in the county government, you will give a right or wrong.

In the daily discussion of the masses, there are right and wrong in their hearts.

"This place feels a bit deep inside." Huo Yuan thought to himself.

Several big names in the literary world were running their brains fast, thinking about how to break the situation.

In fact, on the earth, there are thousands or even tens of thousands of floors in many places about how to break the game, and no one can convince anyone.

Hu Wan pressed on every step, Wu Juren retreated to advance, the crowd watched coldly and made a fuss, and the fan seller gave false testimony.

If you speak well, you have a guilty conscience, and if you speak loudly, you are bullying others, which makes it more and more obvious that the fairness in the county magistrate's mouth is bullshit.

After the fan seller finished perjury, his legs limp on the ground.

Perhaps Hu Wan and the others were still expecting that the six sons with guns would come up to them, and the peddler collapsed with one shot.

Unexpectedly, Liu Zi said to Hu Wan: "You are a villain."

"It's worse than evil, right? I'm fucking worse than you!" The six sons picked up the knife and stabbed it directly into the stomach.

"It's all good, if I have two bowls of noodles in my stomach today, I will die in vain!" Liu Zi said.

Hu Wan smiled.

The corners of his mouth turned up.

There are actually two purposes today, to destroy the prestige of the county magistrate, and to kill the six sons.

Even if he passes this level, there will be a new level.

He sat there, smiled and said to Liu Zi: "If you only have a bowl of noodles in your stomach, I will die."

Wu Juren also immediately came up to play: "If there are two bowls of noodles, I will die with Master Liu!"

In the theater, countless people were dumbfounded.

comedy? Is this a fucking comedy?

"Why?" Many people don't understand.

"Too impulsive."

"It's not necessary!"

Huo Yuan and the others didn't have any such thoughts in their hearts.

Because looking at history, they know there are such people.

Looking at the reality, they know that there are still such people.

Including their works, there may have been such people.

Kind, passionate, and upright people will often sacrifice when they follow new forces to destroy evil forces.

[Fairness] In this part of the story, it becomes the belief that the six sons uphold.

Zhang Mazi was the one he wanted to protect.

In history, too many people have fallen because of this.

Huo Yuan sighed.

What is he thinking?

What he thinks may be different from everyone else.

What he was thinking was: "Why would the sixth son go to eat noodles?"

"Perhaps, it was because he pulled out the wronged drum and used too much force, which caused the wronged drum to roll on the street. Then, in order to hide from the drum, the fan seller offended the Wu Juren and was beaten up by the Wu Juren."

"He might want to make amends."

So, the six sons thought: "Hey, he sells noodles, so I might as well take care of his business and eat a bowl of noodles!"

(ps: ask for a double monthly pass.)