This Star Wants To Retire
Chapter 715
Huo Yuan is indeed Huo Yuan.
The reason why he is called "keep the happiness to himself and the sadness to the reader" is because his book is painful enough.
In his books, many of the protagonists end up depressing in the end.
And sometimes, the reason why Huo Yuan can perform so stably, hurting the readers every time, is actually because he thinks a lot of questions and thinks very thoroughly.
He can feel something deep.
Why did Huang Silang and Hu Wan arrange a plan in advance, call the fan seller directly, and threaten him?
Because pure and good-hearted people are the best to calculate.
They expected that he would eat noodles and take care of the hawker's business.
In the plot of the movie, it is not clear what Hu Wan and Huang Silang think.
This is Huo Yuan's own imagination.
These brain supplements made him feel more and more that this plot is not abrupt at all, and there are traces to follow.
However, another problem arises.
For some ordinary viewers, they don't think too much, they just feel aggrieved, they want to scold their mothers, and they think Hu Wan and Huang Silang are hateful.
But for Huo Yuan and the others, because they thought a lot and thought through it thoroughly, they felt sad.
They understand.
I understand—the sixth master must die!
For some reason, Huo Yuan quite liked the Sixth Son played by Luo Mo.
"The sixth son is young and has many problems."
When Zhang Mazi finished robbing the train, he kept asking questions. Seeing the portrait at the gate of the city, he asked again.
"Six sons are young and easily excitable."
When robbing the train, the reins of the white horse were broken by bullets, and the others looked calm, but he was the only one cheering excitedly.
"Sixth son is young, too frank."
After robbing the train, he was the first to be unable to restrain himself, and directly stated his purpose, asking for money, goods, and silver.
"Six sons are young..."
Huo Yuan thought a lot.
In the end, it became "Liu Zi is young and too kind."
He could tell that Liu Zi was someone Zhang Mazi placed high hopes on.
That's why he said to the six sons, don't be a county magistrate, don't be a gangster, but...be a student!
He died for fairness, to protect the most important person in his heart.
For some reason, Huo Yuan thought of someone.
There was a son who also revered his father in his heart.
He also has faith.
He also wants to maintain [fairness].
In the end, he fought for the people and died in a foreign country.
In the movie, Luo Mo is showing off his acting skills.
The moment the knife stabbed in was the moment when his acting skills exploded.
The actor playing Hu Wan opposite him was under a lot of pressure on the set.
Because standing in front of him is not only an actor, but also a director.
In the same age group, Luo Mo's acting skills can crush most people.
Hu Wan sat there and said, "Where's the jelly? It's too shallow, I can't see it."
In an instant, Liu Zi slashed hard again.
The Wu Juren on the side immediately said: "Master Liu! I admire it!"
Hu Wan held the handkerchief, widened his eyes, and said, "The jelly is in the intestines, you have to pull it sideways so that I can see it."
"Sixth Master, let everyone see if it is one bowl or two bowls!" Wu Ju said: "Pull!"
The sixth son played by Luo Mo has a pale face at the moment, his facial muscles are twitching slightly, the hand holding the knife is also trembling, and he can't stand up straight.
He drew the knife horizontally and started to take the powder.
He lowered his head, whimpering in his voice.
Hu Wan covered his mouth with a handkerchief, leaned forward, and watched the six sons take the powder.
Here's a detail.
When the goal was really achieved, there were tears in Hu Wan's eyes.
"Did you see it, did you see it? Is there only one bowl, is there only one bowl!?" Liu Zi held the bowl and said loudly.
Wu Juren ran away immediately, saying he was going to ask Liu Ye for a doctor.
There are ghosts who will invite you.
The spectators around stopped watching the excitement, and all scattered like birds and beasts.
Everyone doesn't care how many bowls you eat.
They were just watching for fun.
"Don't go, don't go!"
"Is there only one bowl?!"
"Yes or no!"
The sound is piercing.
Sitting Hu Wan wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes with a handkerchief, and then slowly got up.
On the set, the actor was playing against the director, and the pressure was too great, so he naturally shed tears.
There are two mainstream interpretations of Hu Wan crying here.
Some people say it's the crocodile's tears, or they are so happy that they laughed and cried.
Some people also said that he saw his former self.
Combined with the era background of this drama, there are indeed a group of people who are desperate to overthrow an old force for the sake of ideals and the future, and then they find that the root of decay has not been dug out. Everything that has been built is actually not much different from before.
They wavered, did not dare to sacrifice anymore, felt that everything was meaningless, and began to seek self-protection.
When they handed the knife to the group of six sons who refused to bow their knees for ideals and beliefs, what they saw was the self who was desperate.
In the movie, the six sons held the powder and said, "It's your turn."
At this moment, his body and voice were trembling.
Hu Wan stood up, tears were still on his face, and he was rather feminine, he said softly: "I know you only ate one bowl, you were fooled."
There was a gunshot, and Zhang Mazi and others arrived.
Hu Wan was hit in the ear and fled in a hurry, but was stopped by the third brother of the bandit.
Master Tang shouted: "Don't kill! Don't kill!"
He grabbed Zhang Mazi and forbade him to shoot.
"Give me an explanation, why can't you kill him? If you can't explain it, I'll kill you together." Zhang Mazi hugged Liuzi and said.
"Kill him, the sixth son will die for nothing!" Master Tang said loudly, his five sense organs grimacing.
Hu Wan covered his ears, still arguing there, threatening that he did not kill Liu Zi, but he stabbed himself.
Zhang Mazi raised his gun.
Master Tang came to his ear and said sharply: "Huang Silang just wants to see you like this! You look so defeated!"
"If you kill him, you lose, but if you don't kill him, you win! Let him go!"
Immediately afterwards, the master uttered that extremely classic line in a deep voice.
"Killing and punishing the heart, killing and punishing the heart!"
Listening to this conversation, Huo Yuan and the others felt that it was really enjoyable.
Especially this [Murder and Punishment] is amazing.
"Master is right." The six sons lying in Zhang Mazi's arms were already extremely weak, but they were still persuading him.
In the end, Zhang Mazi only shot Hu Wan in the ear.
As soon as the screen changed, Hu Wan, with funny ears, went back and returned to his life.
"The knife is in the stomach, is the jelly or jelly?" Huang Silang asked.
"yes."
"ah?"
"no."
At this moment, it is no longer jelly.
It is the beam that has been knotted.
"So, the person is dead?" Huang Silang asked.
"Dead." Hu Wan grinned.
"So, you confessed me?" Huang Silang asked again.
"I'm using the master's name to frighten them!" Hu Wan said seriously.
As soon as this remark came out, the movie hall burst into laughter.
Just now everyone was still immersed in Luo Mo's explosive acting skills, and now there is a feeling of dumbfounding.
Laughing, disrespecting his death.
If you don't laugh, you don't respect the jokes he made.
Master Huang leaned back on the chair, looked at Hu Wan, and asked, "Are they scared?"
"They say...to kill someone, to kill one's heart." Hu Wan replied.
"Killing...you want to kill your heart?" Huang Silang's five senses came together, and said, "It's so scary!"
Later, the scene where everyone talked to Liu Zi and presented flowers to him in front of Liu Zi's tomb also made the audience dumbfounded.
Everyone finally said: "Master Liu, have a good journey!"
The camera gave a close-up of the tomb, which turned out to be a hand carved in wood, making the gesture of 6.
But from some of the words here, it can be seen that Zhang Mazi also had internal problems.
The third brother looked at Master Tang as if he wanted to kill him.
He began to dissatisfy Zhang Mazi's decision, and he didn't understand that if he didn't kill Hu Wan, he was still a gangster.
The first stage of the movie can be said to be over.
Huang Silang invited Zhang Mazi and others to come to his house for a banquet.
Zhang Mazi began to deploy with the whistle, but only Master Tang couldn't understand the meaning of the whistle.
—— "Encryption within the team".
Let's start the voice in the team!
After arriving at Huang Silang's house, the three sat at the table to eat and talk.
The Jiecuo knife from the island country also appeared in front of it.
The three big names in the film industry sat at a table and played, and the audience was very moved.
Here, it is actually a game.
Luo Mo took the shots here very well. He kept turning in front of the three of them, and only stopped when the critical moment came.
In the beginning, it was a mutual temptation, each wanting to know the purpose of the other.
Zhang Mazi directly stated that he wanted to make money, and he wanted to make money from rich people.
An interesting scene just happened.
Huang Silang said that he has no money, but if the county magistrate really wants to make money, I have a good place to go.
"Oh? Please tell me." Zhang Mazi said.
"Zhang Mazi." Huang Silang said.
For a moment, the dining table fell into dead silence.
——I was found out?
"Does this pockmark have something to do with us? Or does it have something to do with money." He asked.
"It's all related." Huang Silang replied.
"Oh? Could it be that he is in Goose City?" Zhang Mazi asked.
"Yes!" Huang Silang replied.
After he took a big breath, he leaned back and said, "Not here either!"
The next moment, Zhang Mazi and Master Tang couldn't hold back their laughter.
——"False Alarm"!
Huang Silang didn't know that the county magistrate in front of him was Zhang Mazi.
The emotions of the audience were completely mobilized, and they became nervous for a while, and felt funny for a while.
What's even more funny is that Huang Silang told them to suppress the bandits and exterminate Zhang Mazi.
Zhang Mazi's expression changed, and the audience laughed.
Huang Silang said that he contributed money to suppress the bandits, as much as he contributed, the two families would follow suit.
This corresponds to the previous four words - Qiaoli Mingmeng.
Mr. Tang said that Mr. Huang's money will be returned in full.
Zhang Mazi refused.
"1.8 million, don't pay it back!" He slapped the table.
"Isn't it the suppression of bandits? Suppression!"
"Let's take all the money that Zhang Mazi robbed and return it to Mr. Huang. At that time, the 1.8 million will be just a hair on Jiu Niu's body. Do you still care?"
"Isn't he just a little Zhang Mazi? Let him go!" Zhang Mazi shouted.
—— "I Do Myself".
"Tough!" Huang Silang gave Zhang Mazi a thumbs up.
"Is it hard?"
"Hard enough!"
"Whether it's hard or not will be discussed later!" Zhang Mazi waved his hand.
"A Zhang Mazi is too arrogant!" Zhang Mazi gritted his teeth.
—— "I'm Too Arrogant".
"You're bullying Brother Huang." Zhang Mazi pointed at Huang Silang, and said sharply, "No!"
Master Tang didn't agree at the moment, he just wanted to make a name for himself and share the money, he didn't want to do anything too risky.
He said that it is better to talk about money first, and the old rules are three to seven.
Zhang Mazi sternly scolded: "You are too dishonest, Mr. Huang is busy with this matter, and you will share 30% of it? No matter what you have to do!"
Huang Silang looked at Zhang Mazi with a smile, his eyes gradually became "kind".
I can't hide the look in the eyes of someone who wants to kill himself.
——"Hidden Knife in a Smile".
Huo Yuan and the others only felt that some of the previous character settings played a big role at this moment.
Zhang Mazi hid his identity and acted as the county magistrate, but he didn't expect to play a role here and make a joke.
And there was enough foreshadowing in front of it. No one knew what Zhang Mazi looked like. After all, he was wearing a nine-tube mask, and his pockmarked face was also painted on the wanted portraits.
Huang Silang said that if you choose to suppress bandits, then you have to show your strength.
"Why should I believe that you can suppress Zhang Mazi?" Huang Silang asked.
"Master Huang, brother Rong wants to ask you a question." Zhang Mazi cupped his hands.
"please."
"Zhang Mazi can rob your goods, why can't he enter your house?" Zhang Mazi asked.
"My watchtower is as solid as gold, easy to defend and difficult to attack, so he can't get in." Huang Silang said to Zhang Mazi confidently with his eyes wide open.
At this moment, the audience laughed again.
Isn't this a fucking comedy?
And that's not a comedy?
"Then why do you really believe that only me and Master entered your watchtower?" Zhang Mazi asked.
Under Huang Silang's puzzled eyes, he stuck out his tongue and actually had a whistle hidden in his mouth.
As soon as the whistle blew, he put it back in his mouth.
Outside, the third brother and others heard the whistle and understood that the eldest brother told them to retreat.
The third brother replied with a whistle, and the encrypted language was: I obey, but I am very worried about you!
Huang Silang and Master Tang were dumbfounded when they heard the whistle coming from outside.
"Did you hear that?" Zhang Mazi looked at him and said in a deep voice.
——What is cool film? Tell me, what is cool film!
This kind of direct threat made the audience feel secretly refreshed.
Huang Silang finally agreed to pay money to suppress the bandits.
He also plans to send beauties and gems.
It looked like a feast for the guests.
After a lot of games, everyone showed their strength, and the Hongmen Banquet came to an end.
Huang Silang sent them away, and began to let Hu Wan, who was in suspended animation, pretend to be a gangster, go and shoot the county magistrate and the magistrate's wife, and he had to die on his bed at home.
Unexpectedly, Zhang Mazi didn't sleep with the widow.
He is a fake county magistrate and has no intention of bullying her.
In the dialogue between the master and the county magistrate's wife, the audience was also informed of their identities.
The county magistrate's wife is a brothel girl, and Mr. Tang used to be an old pervert who wrote drama books.
The money he bought to become the county magistrate was paid by his wife.
As a result, Hu Wan came to kill people, thinking that the county magistrate and his wife were sleeping together, but it turned out not at all.
Hu Wan was arrested, this time, Zhang Mazi directly killed him.
Anyway, aren't you a dead person? Didn't Huang Silang let you fake your death?
Then, let me die now!
Master Tang was extremely sad when he saw his wife was shot to death by Hu Wan's people, and wept bitterly, all the real feelings were revealed here.
"I said I can't be the county magistrate, you have to spend money to buy me this official!"
"Now that the official has been snatched away, you will die like this!"
Zhang Mazi went in to check on the condition of the master, and the third brother came to tell him that Huang Silang had brought someone here.
Master Tang put his arms around his wife and directly revealed his identity.
"She is my wife! I am the county magistrate! I am Ma Bond!"
Zhang Mazi glanced at his third brother and ordered, "Let him in."
Huang Silang immediately walked in excitedly: "How is the county magistrate? How is the county magistrate?"
He thought they were all dead.
When he saw Zhang Mazi, he was hugging his wife's corpse with a sad face, looking hopeless, as if he would never die.
While pretending to cry, he said: "Heavenly murderous gangster, he is so disastrous! The county magistrate just took office, and he and his wife both..."
Before he finished speaking, he saw Zhang Mazi, who looked like a corpse, and suddenly wept loudly in grief.
"ah---!"
He began to repeat what the master said just now, that was an expression of true feelings.
"I said I can't be the county magistrate, you have to pay me for this official"
"Now that the official is in his hands, you're leaving like this!"
The audience couldn't stop laughing.
Yes yes yes, his official position has been blown, and your official position has been obtained.
Use what you have learned now, you!
Master Tang hid aside, unable to listen.
What's even more outrageous is that Zhang Mazi yelled in grief at the end:
"She is my wife! I am the county magistrate! I am Ma Bond!!!"
No emotion, all technique.
The theater laughed again, Huo Yuan, a jovial person, laughed until his gums came out.
What is comedy?
tell me what the fuck is comedy
"Let the Bullets Fly" isn't a fucking comedy?
(ps: I wish everyone a happy National Day, please double the monthly ticket.
The plot of "Let the Bullets Fly" will not be short, at least it will be as long as the previous "The God of Medicine". I think it's good to write it on National Day. )
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