Loli boudoir
Jiang Feng pressed the curved bone cave as steadily as Mount Tai.
Originally, he wanted to find the landlord Wang Siya, but seeing her busy in the kitchen, he didn’t have time at all!
Luo Ning’s already painful face turned pale and twitched….
What can he do?
Standing idly by?
Alas, there is no way, I can only bite the bullet and help the big loli massage the acupuncture points to relieve pain, the effect is indeed very good, and the results are immediate, and I have to praise the wonderfulness of the essence of Chinese medicine.
After pressing for ten minutes, Jiang Feng asked calmly:
“Does it still hurt?”
“Hmm~”
Luo Ning shook in the quilt, probably it didn’t hurt, Jiang Feng also had an IQ online, and muttered curiously: “Wait, this acupuncture point, you seem to be able to press it yourself, right?”
Luo Ning: “………” (silence).
Jiang Feng: “………” (silence).
The corners of his mouth twitched slightly, his eyelids were straight, and he cleared his throat in embarrassment: “Ahem, you can’t say that ha, if you can’t heal yourself, you should find someone else to help you treat the disease.”
Luo Ning on the topic of the transfer of the donkey under the slope:
“It’s an old problem.”
“It hurts terribly.”
“I don’t know when it will be good~”
“Alas~”
“Mom always said that after the future, hmph, I don’t know how long it will be, can it really be good?” She was a little depressed and crying, which made people feel very pitiful.
Of course, Jiang Feng knew, and subconsciously replied:
“After marriage~”
Luo Ning sat up in surprise: “Why?”
“Because of regular sex…”
Jiang Feng almost said it, hurriedly braked, like a goose that was pinched by the neck, unable to make a sound, swallowing: “Uh, because, that, well, what about that?”
“Oh, it’s time to eat, let’s go eat!”
The explanation is not clear, just run away.
Without saying a word, he immediately turned around and went back to the living room.
The big loli looked puzzled and shouted: “Brother, what are you running, are there any secrets that can’t be said?”
“Damn, why are they all like this?”
“Nasty!”
“Nasty!”
Luo Ning put on his skirt and went out angrily.
In the living room, Wang Siya had already prepared the meal, beckoned to them with a smile, and urged: “Come over to eat, Xiaojiang, you can taste it, see how it tastes?”
Braised pork ribs
Sauerkraut fish
Braised pork
Old duck soup
Sweet and sour tenderloin
“Well, it’s good, it’s good, it’s all colorful, it’s still so delicious!” Jiang Feng habitually patted.
The beautiful landlady’s cooking skills are indeed very good, but now he has little interest in ordinary ingredients, only things that contain tricky power can be regarded as good things and can supplement trickery.
Ordinary people eat it, and there are many benefits!
In case you are selected by a thriller game one day, if you have a little trick, you can better adapt to the environment.
He said generously: “Ning Ning, Sister Wang, I brought back some small gifts from the horror world, including some special ingredients, which are very good for the body after eating.”
“Come to my house for dinner in the evening~”
“Try my cooking!”
“Take the gift away by the way, don’t be polite with me, there are the top skin care products in the horror world, Huangquan mud mask~” Jiang Feng guessed that they wanted to be polite, and directly released a trick.
Sure enough
The landlord mother and daughter agreed brightly:
“Then you’re welcome!”
“Thank you Xiao Feng.”
“Thank you brother.”
Good guys, the cosmetics of the horror world, this is not something that ordinary people can enjoy, you must try it~
Women, who can refuse high-end cosmetics?
Not to mention cosmetics from the other world!
Lunch is over
End of small talk
Jiang Feng winked at the beautiful landlady, then took his leave and returned to his home, lay down comfortably, took out his mobile phone and looked at the circle of friends, horror forums, and news.
Browser hot search list ——
“Just now, the first round of horror game is over”
“Shock! The elimination rate of 92% far exceeds the simulation data, and the cruelty of the thriller game is beyond imagination
“The Strongest Player of the Thriller Game has returned”
“The price of 1 coin has soared to 8000”
“Brother Feng, the strongest player of the thriller game, sold thriller game props to save people before the game, but was forcibly removed by many platforms, causing strong indignation among netizens around the world”
“The whole network owes Jiang Feng an apology”
“Why E-commerce Platforms Remove Life-saving Products”
“Fury! E-commerce platforms are in trouble”
“Hehe~” Jiang Feng chuckled very disdainfully, which is very in line with the style of self-media, the wall is grassy, both sides are down, and keyboard netizens are also one attitude a day.
He didn’t even bother to watch it, just be a joke!
“The price of tricky coins has skyrocketed?”
“That’s good news.”
Take the time to sell tens of thousands of tricky coins and go out to make a profit!
The comments in the circle of friends, which originally mocked, questioned, and scolded him, were all deleted and withdrawn, and the attitude was reversed.
[Thriller world currency – tricky coin, Tong Suo no deception, absolutely genuine, limited quantity, exchange rate: 100 yuan 1 coin].
[Photo][Photo][Photo][Short video].
[Biology teacher: Jiang Feng, congratulations, congratulations, I heard that you passed the game, I want to buy some tricky coins].
[English teacher: Congratulations on clearing the customs, the price of this coin is indeed very fair, I also want to buy some preparation].
[Physical education teacher: I want to buy tricky coins +1].
[Math teacher: I want to buy tricky coins +1].
…
“Hahaha, I know Nima, I have such a thick skin, and now I want to buy it at this price? Idiotic dreams, right? ”
“As a teacher, you don’t even want a face?”
“Gee~”
Jiang Feng replied with a sneer on his face:
【New exchange rate of 1 coin 10,000 ¥】
Love to buy or not~
Poor people can’t afford it, but someone can afford it!
He never wanted to do business with the poor, how convenient it is to make money from the rich, and there are not so many people beeping.
He tries not to do the business involved with netizens!
There are too many brain-dead things~
Idle fish second-hand
Fast audio video
Horror Forum
These platforms have put the removed tricky coins back on the shelves, and put them in the most prominent position on the homepage, pre-sale!
[Thriller First Player Trick Coin Pre-sale].
[Genuine coin channel, pre-sale on the whole network, you can get the qualification to rush after making an appointment, and the number of people who have made an appointment: 3.85 million
].
【Offer price: TBD】
[Release quantity: TBD
].
“Huh? Groove! Awesome, really can play~”
Jiang Feng was stunned by their operation!
Platform customer service, messages have been sent hundreds, in addition to apologizing is negotiation, willing to sell for free.
There are also platform executives who want to apologize in person.
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