To Protect Newbies, Send Cannonballs To The Principal On Teacher’s Day

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When the college counselor received the call, there was a sharp blast on the phone.

"How is the situation? Is it serious? Did you call 120? What did the doctor say? Is the instructor here? Have you notified his parents? He didn't take him directly to the funeral parlor..."

A series of questions directly confused the classmate on the phone.

The counselor quickly reacted and after asking for the address, rushed to the infirmary.

At this time, after diagnosis and treatment by doctors in the infirmary, Lao Zhou's condition has stabilized slightly. At the same time, they have called 120 to take Lao Zhou to the hospital for further examination and treatment.

The counselor and two of Lao Zhou's roommates accompanied him to the hospital.

The hospital measured Lao Zhou's heart rate and found that his heart rate had exceeded 200 and his heart rate was extremely fast.

The frightened doctor quickly pushed him into the emergency room, put on an oxygen bottle, gave him medicine and performed an electrocardiogram.

The counselor almost knelt down outside the emergency room. My mother was tired, why did she enter the emergency room? How can I explain it to my parents? ?

The roommate was even more uneasy and anxious.

In the emergency room, the doctor took a series of examination measures on the comatose Lao Zhou.

Electrocardiogram, blood routine, blood oxygen saturation monitoring, blood glucose monitoring, myoglobin testing, etc.

Wait until the test is completed.

It was finally concluded that Lao Zhou was suffering from supraventricular tachycardia due to emotional excitement.

To put it simply, it means that the heart rate is too fast, and if you jump again, you will explode.

Knowing the cause of the disease, the doctor felt relieved and directly gave Lao Zhou medicine.

Lao Zhou was just comatose due to arrhythmia. It was not a big problem and he could wake up with some medicine.

However, surgery is necessary to cure it.

Otherwise, you will be in a state of arrhythmia for the rest of your life, and it is extremely easy to die suddenly.

The counselor was outside, looking at the emergency room with the red light on. His legs were trembling, and he prayed to God in his heart that nothing would happen to his student.

His roommate scratched his head and was at a loss.

Click~

The attending doctor quickly came out of the emergency room, and at the same time, he also pushed out Lao Zhou, who was wearing medicine.

"Doctor, how is my student's condition?"

The counselor grabbed the doctor's hand with excitement.

"Don't worry, it's not a serious problem, it's just an arrhythmia." The attending doctor comforted him: "This student should have the habit of staying up late and is mentally exhausted. This coupled with high-intensity military training will lead to arrhythmia."

What he didn't know was that Lao Zhou was so excited that he fainted after watching Pan Dou's live broadcast of praying for rain.

Of course, watching Pan Dou praying for rain is only an inducement. The more important factor is staying up late for a long time, which causes mental fatigue and induces arrhythmia.

"It's okay as long as it's okay, it's okay as long as it's okay, it scares me to death, it scares me to death."

After hearing that his student was fine, the counselor immediately breathed a sigh of relief and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

It’s so hard to be a counselor these days.

The students at the bottom are more fragile than the other.

In just one military training session, seven or eight students had fallen from the class she was in charge of.

During the holidays, one becomes more energetic than the other.

When they were in school, each one was more fragile than the other.

This generation of college students is the physical equivalent of Schrödinger.

Whether you are sick or not depends on your mood.

In the ward, after a simple administration of medicine, Lao Zhou finally woke up, opened his drowsy eyes, and asked with a confused look on his face, "Where's my dad?"

Before he fell into coma, he kept thinking about his promise to Pan Dou: If Pan Dou succeeded in praying for rain, he would kneel down and call daddy!

He had just woken up, his head was in a daze, and he wanted to ask Pan Dou about his situation, but he said such outrageous things as "Where is my dad?" instead.

"It's over here!"

The faint voice of my roommate came.

"Where is this!?"

Lao Zhou woke up a little and glanced around blankly.

"Resurrection point."

"What!?"

Lao Zhou was confused.

After some explanations, Lao Zhou finally figured out the cause and effect. His face was full of embarrassment, and he was almost excited.

How embarrassing.

He is only in his first year of college.

There are still four years to spend in college.

Word of mouth will definitely follow him for four years.

In class, the teacher called the roll: "Is Brother Ga Le here?"

Classmate group activities: "Brother Ga is here?"

Sitting in the Internet cafe for five consecutive times: "Damn it, I'm crazy."

Just thinking about it made him want to die.

Some people are alive and he is dead.

The death of society.

"Lao Zhou, don't be unhappy, come on, smile!"

Click~

After confirming that his classmate was fine, his roommate immediately thought of taking pictures.

Such an outrageous thing, it is simply unjustifiable not to upload it to Moments and short video platforms.

"Oh, let me go, what are you doing? How embarrassing!!"

"What are you afraid of? There was a female college student who laughed out loud when she watched the video of Brother Dou's interview. Didn't she just take pictures and upload them to everyone to share? Can you, a big man, be more generous?"

"I……"

In the end, the weak old Zhou couldn't resist his roommate's request, so he could only argue with reason and ask not to show his face.

Just live in society on campus.

You can't die in front of the whole society! ?

Is he still alive?

The roommates nodded hurriedly and took pictures everywhere in the ward.

Cases, hanging bottles, bust photos, etc.

Before the counselor paid the fee and came back, he sorted out the photos, described the cause and effect of the whole thing in the copy, and then uploaded it to the short video platform.

"Strange Cases of College Students: My eldest son was almost excited!" 》

Once the video was uploaded, it immediately set off the Internet due to the popularity of Pan Dou and female college students.

Netizens came to watch one after another and marveled at the outrageous experience of this college student:

"On how hard college students go to avoid participating in military training!"

"Good news: no more military training; bad news: I'm in the emergency room."

"Haha, the counselor made a sharp crackling sound!!"

"I have nothing to do with my life. I just feel that the world is so glamorous and dazzling..."

"Oh my god, Brother Dou almost killed another college student by himself!"

"A female college student laughed while watching Dou's interview video, and a male college student almost died suddenly while watching Dou's live broadcast of praying for rain."

"Hey~ Brother Dou is a college student."

“How come today’s college students have turned into crunchy sharks!?”

"Xinyi has also just graduated from college. She is a fresh graduate. She is barely half a college student. This explains why Ditong cannot defeat Brother Dou. It is because she has met her nemesis."

"College student: No, Brother Dou is here for us."

"College student: Wow, it's so difficult for me to risk my life just to watch Brother Dou's videos these days."

"Counselor: Wow, is it difficult for me!?"

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