To Protect Newbies, Send Cannonballs To The Principal On Teacher’s Day

"Hello principal!"

Pan Dou had no idea that he almost killed two college students by himself.

While holding the umbrellas, as the rain became heavier and heavier, the three of them were called by the principal to the stage to take shelter from the rain.

"Hello."

The principal greeted me with a kind smile.

Although he just witnessed Pan Dou praying for rain, as an educator, he is a firm materialist.

Pan Dou's prayer for rain has never been attributed to metaphysics.

I just thought it was a coincidence.

After all, there are unforeseen circumstances.

An occasional downpour is perfectly normal.

Zhao Xinyi looked at Pan Dou with a look of resentment, damn, he had tricked her again.

Instead, he turned into a clown by secretly filming black history.

Is this guy really born to defeat himself?

"Haha, Xinyi's expression makes me laugh to death."

"The clown is actually me."

"It's so miserable. Brother Dou killed him to the extreme."

"Anchor, God is helping Brother Dou, how can you fight with Brother Dou?"

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed silly.

Zhao Xinyi happily secretly photographed Pan Dou's dark history.

Instead, the handsome scene of Pan Dou was filmed.

Create an amazing scene.

This is to steal the chicken but lose the rice.

No wonder there is so much resentment.

Zhao Xinyi took a deep breath, and her mind came to life.

No, she couldn't sit back and wait for death like this, she had to fight back.

Otherwise, you will never be able to remove the black material from your body.

A raging fire burned in her heart, and the sisters wanted to fight.

Just now she was slapped to death by Pan Dou.

Now that the principal is present, as a student, Pan Dou cannot be arrogant in front of the principal no matter how arrogant he is.

Any naughty child will be a good boy in front of teachers and principals.

If she can't control Pan Dou, then let someone who can control him come forward.

Hey, I'm really smart!

She was secretly happy that she finally found a chance to win back the game.

"Little friend Pan Dou, we meet again."

Zhao Xinyi had a smile on her face and was confident.

However, the next second, she was so happy that she almost broke through again.

"Auntie, what's wrong with you?"

Aunt! Aunt! Aunt!

Am I that old?

She couldn't laugh or cry in her heart, so she just let it go and stopped caring about it.

Auntie, let's just say auntie, who would let a seven-year-old primary school student sit opposite me!

I will endure.

She calmed down and said as warmly as the spring breeze: "Kid, can I interview you?"

Humph, this time I'm taking the principal with me. Do you still dare to be arrogant?

"You can ask whatever you want, and I promise to answer everything you want."

"Auntie, we can do that too."

Liu Tiezhu and Wang Dacong quickly raised their hands to participate.

Zhao Xinyi almost bit her silver teeth into pieces, and secretly glared at Pan Dou, thinking that this naughty kid was leading the other children badly.

Now she can't get rid of the title "Auntie".

The principal smiled with relief. His students were very lively and had no stage fright. They were a group of good talents.

"Okay, we've officially started the interview. What's your name?"

"Wang Dacong!"

Pan Dou answered quickly.

Wang Dacong next to him opened his eyes wide, isn't this my name?

Zhao Xinyi was even more shocked, "Isn't your name Pan Dou?"

"You know you still ask?"

Pan Dou rolled his eyes, you think you are a policeman interrogating a prisoner, and you still go through the process.

Zhao Xinyi was so angry that she almost threw the microphone.

You little brat, can't you give me some face?

In fact, she was a little cautious.

With this kind of procedural interview, you can cut out the first two interviews during post-editing and use this interview directly as a news report.

As a result, Pan Dou didn't play according to the routine at all.

"Haha, I just said that the anchor can't beat Brother Dou~"

"Brother Dou is crazy."

"Hold your face, my auntie anchor is too good."

"Auntie Anchor!? Damn, I'm laughing so hard."

"Congratulations to Xinyi on the new title."

"I can do it too."

"It's my favorite show again where Brother Dou pouts the host."

"I didn't expect to be able to watch the third episode, I burst into tears."

Zhao Xinyi’s interview with Pan Dou fell short at the beginning.

It made the audience laugh directly.

The principal looked stunned. He did not expect that the interview would start with the reporter being choked and speechless.

As a student, he was so awesome that the reporter almost broke his guard with just one sentence.

Is this still a primary school student?

"Children Pan Dou just loves to joke."

Zhao Xinyi smiled awkwardly, and an ominous premonition arose in her heart. This naughty kid was not afraid at all in front of the principal.

He didn't hesitate to pick her up.

Not good, very bad!

She gritted her teeth and patiently asked, "Kid Pan Dou, what are your expectations for the new school?"

Pan Dou put his hands behind his back, looked at her sideways, and replied calmly: "You guess."

I guess your uncle! !

Zhao Xinyi's back teeth are almost broken. What kind of fairy answer are these? Can't she be more normal?

The corner of the principal's mouth twitched, and he could tell that this student named Pan Dou couldn't be judged according to common sense at all.

The photographer brother shook his head, he couldn't fight, he couldn't fight at all.

"Auntie, stop it, there are all Brother Dou outside!"

"The anchor's spirit of fighting and defeating repeatedly made me cry."

"Brother Dou is so awesome. He responds to everything and nothing is answered."

"No, I'm going to laugh."

"Help, why is Brother Dou so handsome? Is he really a primary school student?"

"Damn it, I've lived for so long and I'm not as good as a primary school student."

Another barrage of laughter flashed through the live broadcast room.

"Well……"

The principal was speechless. How could his student's brain circuit be so weird?

Not to mention the reporter, even he couldn't guess what Pan Dou's next answer would be.

"Ahem, little classmate Pan Dou, comrade reporters' interviews are meant to be on the news. Your parents may see it. When you answer, you must speak according to your true thoughts~"

The principal seemed to be coaxing a child.

Pan Dou slapped his mouth, spread his hands like an adult and said: "Okay, for the sake of the principal's face, I will answer seriously."

There was still a trace of regret on his face, as if it was a huge loss not being able to tease Zhao Xinyi.

The corners of Zhao Xinyi's mouth twitched.

What does it mean to start answering seriously?

In other words, you were just teasing me! ?

Her chest was heaving with anger, this naughty kid was so irritating.

However, it is gratifying that the interview can finally proceed normally.

Amitabha!

She forced a smile and asked again: "Kid Pan Dou, do you have any plans for the new semester?"

Very common question.

Pan Dou thought for a moment and said seriously: "As flowers of the motherland, in the new semester, we must study hard, make progress every day, and strive for the future..."

The principal who was in the audience nodded happily when he heard Pan Dou's answer. Looking at this realization, he is really a good student.

Young people should study hard and strive to contribute to the motherland in the future.

At this time, Pan Dou finally said the second half of the sentence slowly, "Strive to make a lot of money and marry a wife in the future!"

oops! !

The principal's body was caught off guard and he staggered, almost missing his waist.

Phew! !

Seeing the principal's reaction, Zhao Xinyi suppressed a smile. Fortunately, the victim was finally not herself.

This time you know how powerful your students are!

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